Brickbat: LMFAO

Officials at Sable Elementary School in Aurora, Colorado, suspended 6-year-old D'Avonte Meadows for three days for sexual harassment. Meadows allegedly sang the line "I'm sexy, and I know it" from the song "Sexy and I Know It" to another student.

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Comments

[Joe M]

That's one day of suspension for every two words. I wonder if you could get out of your entire public school requirement by reading the Constitution?

[sarcasmic]

Hate speech like that would get you expelled.

[Alack]

Reading the Constitution? What are you, a right-wing extremist? Any kid that did that would get thrown into prison for life, lest they try to assassinate Our Dear Leader.

But I think they provide (re)education at high-security facilities, so the answer to your question is "no".

[Groovus Maximus]

Don't worry, they won't read it, since it's like, ya know, 100 years old an' stuff... itz nt wrtn n txt!~OMG~TILSNC!

[Almanian...still]

Wow! It makes a lot of sense when you think about! LOL!

http://www.anon-sexting-kindergarteners.de/derp

[Zombie Jimbo]

The constitution has 4400 words. At 2/day and 180 days/school year, you get 12 years and 40 days, so if you don't have mandatory kindergarten, you're home free.

My eight year old would have been suspended for months on this one. He went with some buddies as LMFAO to their school Halloween party.

[Rich]

it's the second time he has gotten in trouble for quoting "Sexy and I Know It."

The kid's a veritable serial rapist.

[Mr Whipple]

It could have been worse. He could have said, "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

[Doctor Whom]

I'm too sexy for this school,
Too sexy for this school;
The principal is such a fool.

[sarcasmic]

Worse than that, he could have quoted Peaches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

[Rich]

Nice video.

[?Ex Nihilo?]

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[Groovus Maximus]

+Nippon

[Almanian...still]

*barf*

I hate that song. And their skinny ties.

[Bee Tagger]

A few more years of public school should knock that self-confidence right out of him.

[Restoras]

Not too mention his intelligence.

[Oops!]

Autopsy: Trayvon had injuries to knuckles.

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[Almanian...still]

Oh boy...

[Restoras]

Probably from punching a fire extinguisher?

[MP]

My three year old niece was prancing around singing that a while back. I was just shaking my head as her parents just let it slide.

Who's laughing now, bitches? Respect mah authoratay!

[Rasilio]

Could have been worse, when one of our kids was 3 his sunday school teacher had a little chat with us because he was singing "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang

[tampydampy]

Now thats what I am talking about dude.

http://www.Privacy-Rules.tk

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