Brickbat: LMFAO

Charles Oliver | 5.16.2012 6:00 AM

Officials at Sable Elementary School in Aurora, Colorado, suspended 6-year-old D'Avonte Meadows for three days for sexual harassment. Meadows allegedly sang the line "I'm sexy, and I know it" from the song "Sexy and I Know It" to another student.

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Joe M 13 years ago

That's one day of suspension for every two words. I wonder if you could get out of your entire public school requirement by reading the Constitution?
1. sarcasmic 13 years ago
  
  Hate speech like that would get you expelled.
2. Alack 13 years ago
  
  Reading the Constitution? What are you, a right-wing extremist? Any kid that did that would get thrown into prison for life, lest they try to assassinate Our Dear Leader.
  
  But I think they provide (re)education at high-security facilities, so the answer to your question is "no".
  1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
    
    Don't worry, they won't read it, since it's like, ya know, 100 years old an' stuff... itz nt wrtn n txt!~OMG~TILSNC!
    1. Almanian...still 13 years ago
      
      Wow! It makes a lot of sense when you think about! LOL!
      
      http://www.anon-sexting-kindergarteners.de/derp
Zombie Jimbo 13 years ago

The constitution has 4400 words. At 2/day and 180 days/school year, you get 12 years and 40 days, so if you don't have mandatory kindergarten, you're home free.

My eight year old would have been suspended for months on this one. He went with some buddies as LMFAO to their school Halloween party.
Rich 13 years ago

it's the second time he has gotten in trouble for quoting "Sexy and I Know It."

The kid's a veritable serial rapist.
Mr Whipple 13 years ago

It could have been worse. He could have said, "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
1. Doctor Whom 13 years ago
  
  I'm too sexy for this school,
  Too sexy for this school;
  The principal is such a fool.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Worse than that, he could have quoted Peaches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
1. Rich 13 years ago
  
  Nice video.
?Ex Nihilo? 13 years ago

Turning Japanese - a twofer

The Vapors
1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
  
  +Nippon
2. Almanian...still 13 years ago
  
  *barf*
  
  I hate that song. And their skinny ties.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

A few more years of public school should knock that self-confidence right out of him.
1. Restoras 13 years ago
  
  Not too mention his intelligence.
Oops! 13 years ago

Autopsy: Trayvon had injuries to knuckles.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/.....s-h/nN6gs/
1. Almanian...still 13 years ago
  
  Oh boy...
2. Restoras 13 years ago
  
  Probably from punching a fire extinguisher?
MP 13 years ago

My three year old niece was prancing around singing that a while back. I was just shaking my head as her parents just let it slide.

Who's laughing now, bitches? Respect mah authoratay!
1. Rasilio 13 years ago
  
  Could have been worse, when one of our kids was 3 his sunday school teacher had a little chat with us because he was singing "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang
tampydampy 13 years ago

Now thats what I am talking about dude.

http://www.Privacy-Rules.tk
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