Friday Funnies

The Affair

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[WTF]

I guess he can’t see the werewolf that’s about to eat him because Bok thinks they don’t cast a reflection.

[Pound. Head. On. Desk.]

Much scarier than some mere werewolf, that’s the First Dietician!

[WTF]

GAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!1111!!!

[Longtorso]

Who are those people? I’m lost without labels.

Oh, and

Video: Are you ready for Japanese robo-buttocks?

[some guy]

I’m ready for anything. Especially Japanese robo-buttocks.

[BigT]

This is how we roll…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cipLhhUfyxM

[Cool Story, Bro]

Thank you for that, mon frere; that and 20 mg of Adderall made my Friday morning.

[Bucky]

i see a bow tie but, where is the monocle?

[Fist of Etiquette]

This is the episode of The Cosby Show where Dr. Huxtable battled a hairbrush fetish.

[BigT]

A rare note of subtlety with the Black Jesus loving himself in the mirror as his real affair.

[Eduard van Haalen]

Doug Marlette did this first with Donald Trump (“there’s someone else, isn’t there, Donald?”)

[some guy]

All caricatures of presidents have big ears because all presidents have big ears because all presidents are old men and all old men have big ears.

[db]

So will caricatures of our first female president feature her pendulous wizard’s sleeve?

[invisible furry hand]

Hey Chip, this is more like it! Recognisable caricatures, no need for labels, a satirical jab (the mirror – nice touch) and a cutesy idea. I still didn’t laugh, but i didn’t want to punch something either.

[Groovus Maximus]

Recognizable? I don’t recall Grace Jones ever getting a weave!

[Bardas Phocas]

Bok, Samuel L. Jackson does not wear pearls.
Sure he wears a dress from time to time, but never pearls.

[Mike M.]

Winner winner chicken dinner.

[Zuul mothafucka Zuul]

Racist

[Phree]

He’s so wasted he doesn’t know he’s holding his bong upside down.

[sarcasmic]

I recognize Chewbacca, but who’s the black guy? Lando?
Dammit, can’t figure out these cartoons without labels.

[Mr. FIFY]

“Lando Obama” ought to have been an internet meme for a couple of years now. Someone dropped the ball along the way.

[db]

“It’s not my fault!”

[Mr. FIFY]

“It’s a trap!”

Oh, wait, that’s Admiral Ackbar.

[Bee Tagger]

He should fire back, “who gave you that pearl necklace?” And then wink at the mirror, cut to credits.

[sarcasmic]

She was getting bombed and I was getting blown away…

[Bucky]

Bee Tagger !!!!
i’m cryin’
that’s funny right there,
i don’t care who you are!

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Why is Angela Bassett playing the part of Mic…ooooh! This is meta, and it’s Jaleel White post Dacing With the Stars ejection (RAAAACIST!), and Angela in the soon-to-be-made-for-TV-movie “Barack and Michelle – A Love Story”.

Nice, Chipper!

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Also, why does the mirror have back hair? Is it from Italy?

[plu1959]

I think that’s where he did a quick scribble to make sure his pen worked.

[Mr Whipple]

O/T.

RE: Nick Gillespie on the new handicap access regulations for swimming pools.

Gillespie stated that a possible unintended consequence of the new rules could cause many swimming pools to not open, or close. Well, he was right.

http://www.thedailyjournal.com…..tay-closed

https://reason.com/blog/2012/03…..da-pool-re

[WWNGD?]

Don’t they understand? They did it for the children!

[Brandon]

But the HuffPo commenters assured me that this was just greedy pool owners wanting to discriminate against the handicapped!

[Mr. FIFY]

Apparently, perfectly serviceable portable wheelchair lifts are “discriminatory”.

This is just one more example of how well and truly fucked we are.

[Cool Story, Bro]

I’ve never seen a Friday Funny that elicited so much as a chortle; the comments, on the other hand, typically have me sharting whilst enjoying my morning oatmeal. Do they intentionally make these unfunny?

[Rich]

Vineland doesn’t have the money needed to fit the city pools with special lifts for people with physical disabilities,

much less the money needed to fit the pools with special filters for people with chronic diarrhea.

[Mr Whipple]

I worked at a private institution for the developmentally disabled. They had a huge indoor pool that was 3 ft deep. I wonder if they have to install these new lifts, considering the pool was specifically designed for people with disabilities, both mental and physical, in the first place.

[sarcasmic]

If it wasn’t designed in a manner that complies with the regulations, then yes they would be required to install a lift.

You’re using common sense.

There is absolutely no common sense when it comes to enforcing government rules.

It’s about power and the ability to force people to do things.

[Mr. FIFY]

But… but… the lady commenting on the Daily Journal website nailed it – if the mayor gave up his “muscle car”, the city could raise taxes and legless children could use the pool without suffering the indignity and racism of a portable pool lift! It’s genius!!!

[Brandon]

If they don’t have legs weighing them down, couldn’t a moderately strong lifeguard just throw them in? Win-win!

[Mr. FIFY]

Your jib is cut well, Brandon.

[bostonaod]

I prefer the work of Chip Chipperson

[Mo' $parky]

Since there are no handy labels here, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that the male figure is Barack Obama. I’m not quite sure why Tina Turner would be yelling at him though. And she sure does have quite a back porch.

[Mo' $parky]

Also, I kinda feel sorry for the president for his lack of elbows.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

I AM GUMBY, DAMNIT!

[Wilt Chamberlain]

Tina’s obviously yelling at him because he broke a deal. Time to send him to the gulag.

[Tango Mike]

Did anyone else notice the upper arm flab? (Compare to the toothpick forearms.)

[Lord Humungus]

Best Chip Bok cartoon ever. Would give 2/10 stars.

[Tim]

Dry, like a sandpaper enema.

[Fist of Etiquette]

So this is Obama’s very own War on Women?

[RingoHungo]

Sounds like a rock solid plan to me dude.

http://www.Simple-Privacy.tk

[Alan Vanneman]

Yes, Michelle is portrayed as a shouty black bitch, but she isn’t braless, with big floppy tits and erect nipples. So Chip masturbated early on this one.

[Bobarian]

You all obviously can’t follow the Bok.

This is from ST:TNG, (season 5 I think) Worf is obviously going through parenting issues with the loss of his wife, and young Alexander has developed some narcisstic tendencies (and an inability to understand economics).

[Harvard]

Her cheekbones are remarkably high. Obviously the woman is Cherokee and deserving of minority status.

[Jim]

This seems to compliment Obama. “See, he’s a straight and narrow guy. He would never do something sleazy.”

[Brandybuck]

She should shave her pits

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