Obama for America's new 2012 presidential campaign web project, "The Life of Julia," reminded me of this great inspirational poem I once read. I just had to share it with all of you.
One night Julia dreamed she was walking along the beach with the POTUS. Many scenes from her life flashed across the sky.
In each scene, she noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints. Other times she only saw one set of footprints.
This bothered Julia because she noticed that during the low points of her life, when she was suffering from underemployment, student loan debt, and excessively high insurance copays, she could only see one set of footprints.
So Julia said to the POTUS: "You promised me POTUS that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, were you not there for me?
The POTUS replied, "The times when you have only seen one set of footprints is when I carried you."
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Not really. And the only difference between social-conservative government and socialist-liberal government is which "god" is used as the basis: Christianity for the former, and the state itself as "god" for the latter.
The POTUS replied,
The times when you have only
seen one set of footprints
is when I you carried you me.
Seriously, dude. Was that so hard? Do Presidents really carry their constituents, or do the constituents pay taxes, make campaign contributions, and vote for Presidents?
My favorite part was when Frodo drowned because he fell in love with the reflection of himself in the swamp water. His death halfway through made the rest of that marathon much more bearable.
Actually it was the coach who did it hoping that it would prevent further action, then the school administration said no you really didn't need to go that far. It worked out exactly as it should. They did directly disobey instructions from their coach.
By the way, congratulations to the president's campaign office - they have finally "elevated" the presidential campaign to the level found in Latin American countries in the 70's when these were flooded with fugitive communists from Chile looking for jobs in government "communications" departments.
By the way, those are the footprints of one person (possibly God?) walking along the beach. I'm guessing they stepped on something sharp and had to hop their way back to the blanket.
*barf*
*barf*
Alt text FTW!
My heart was lifted when I saw the Tuskan Raider joke.
Reminds me of this.
May the 4th...be with you.
^^xclnt
Amusing and timely.
*barf*
I think that was the first thought that popped in our of our minds:)
so, confirming there really is no difference between god and obama?
Not really. And the only difference between social-conservative government and socialist-liberal government is which "god" is used as the basis: Christianity for the former, and the state itself as "god" for the latter.
that is true. The only thing that differentiates so-cons from liberals is the aspects of your life each wants to control.
For Team Red, God is God.
For Team Blue, Government is God.
And since we are government, that makes us God.
Secular humanism.
That's a loophole worthy of James Tiberius Kirk, right there. Good call, sarc.
Correct. There is no difference between a made up sky-god and Barack Obama. Both are equally useless.
God has the power to condemn people into an inescapable everlasting torture chamber.
eyes likes dat
I've always liked this parody:
http://www.theonion.com/articl.....s-t,11542/
My favorite version goes something like:
GOD: "Yeah, I had to get away because you are a pain to be around when you're whiny."
You ever notice that whenever the government tries to carry you it makes for the worst times in your life?
The POTUS replied,
The times when you have only
seen one set of footprints
is when I you carried you me.
Seriously, dude. Was that so hard? Do Presidents really carry their constituents, or do the constituents pay taxes, make campaign contributions, and vote for Presidents?
I'm reminded of Kevin Kline's character, Otto, when he said, "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!" Then shot something.
That was my favorite scene in LOTR.
I liked the part where he quoted Nietzsche at the Nazg?l.
My favorite part was when Frodo drowned because he fell in love with the reflection of himself in the swamp water. His death halfway through made the rest of that marathon much more bearable.
I liked the part when Frodo seduced Samwise by talking to him in Italian.
My favorite part was when Boromir said "You're the vulgarian, you fuck!"
"Orcs don't read philosophy."
Yes they do you idiot, they just don't understand it.
Got to vote Republican in November. 🙂
Yeah, because then things'll be totally different!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Things won't ultimately be any different until the day we no longer exist probably. 🙂
Thank you sensei. I shall meditate on that and still not vote Team Red.
old white man should know better than to belch in public like that
"In Russia, Government carries you!"
OT, but it set off my shiny-object reflex:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....r=Politics
Sheer stoopid.
Great followup:
http://boston.barstoolsports.c.....e-culture/
Further on in Barstool you'll see that Tufts went back on it for free speech reasons. Good on them.
Yeah, but bad on Tufts for not doing that first thing.
Actually it was the coach who did it hoping that it would prevent further action, then the school administration said no you really didn't need to go that far. It worked out exactly as it should. They did directly disobey instructions from their coach.
Bad on the coach, I meant.
This was a non-issue, and nothing should have been done in the first place.
Someone took the time to file a complaint. That person, whatever happens in life, will never be happy.
Because there will always be another college kid making a dick joke.
Structural Engineers erect large members.
By the way, congratulations to the president's campaign office - they have finally "elevated" the presidential campaign to the level found in Latin American countries in the 70's when these were flooded with fugitive communists from Chile looking for jobs in government "communications" departments.
The USA is really going forward!
That's a Great Leap forward.
Dark master, where did your footprints go?
"That was me. Making sure the cocaine was always around."
By the way, those are the footprints of one person (possibly God?) walking along the beach. I'm guessing they stepped on something sharp and had to hop their way back to the blanket.
Whoa, no way man I never thought about that before. WOw.
http://www.Privacy-Dudes.tk
*rises, commences slow, rhythmic clapping*
Silly Peter, POTUS doesn't carry people himself - he has lackeys for that.
Do not confuse the facts with the myth.