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Culture

How Andrew Breitbart Changed the News

Love him or hate him, he demonstrated how to build your own media outlet.

Nick Gillespie | 3.10.2012 5:30 PM

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(CNN) -- To get a sense of just how polarizing a figure new media innovator Andrew Breitbart was, get a load of this tweet from Slate's Matt Yglesias that went out mere hours after the news of Breitbart's unexpected death at age 43 broke: "The world outlook is slightly improved with @AndrewBrietbart dead."

Breitbart would relish that sort of venomous barb, not least because it meant that liberals with an uncomplicated mainstream media perspective were taking notice of him and his point of view. That such a churlish and distasteful comment reflects poorly on its author, an establishment blogger with impeccable left of center bona fides, and his Washington Post-owned platform, would simply be icing on the cake.

As the creator of the controversial suite of "Big" sites (including Big Government, Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, and Big Peace), the man who helped put the nonprofit ACORN in the crosshairs of angry lawmakers who ultimately defunded the organization, and the reason former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner's crotch shot went viral, Breitbart didn't simply risk the ire of indignant liberals. He insisted on it, even as he was no straight-up social conservative: At the 2011 Conservative Political Action Conference, he protested the banning of the gay-friendly group GOProud by hosting a dance party featuring lesbian singer Sophie B. Hawkins. (Full disclosure: I have blogged in the past for Big Hollywood and Reason.tv posts some of our videos at Big Government.)

Anyone who tries to reduce his importance to that of a fire-breathing, ax-wielding right-wing hatchet man -- a sort of Sean Hannity Jr. - is going to miss entirely his enduring legacy to the current and future mediascape.

For years, his job was to be "Matt Drudge's bitch" (his term, which he used in a 2007 Reason interview), to prowl the Web for links both banal and profound and edit the site that more than any other showed how the Internet could be used to route around information bottlenecks imposed by official spokesmen and legacy news outlets.

From Drudge, he went on to help launch the Huffington Postof all things, named for the foreign-born, heavily accented woman who once campaigned for California's ugly, anti-immigrant Proposition 187 before embracing the gospel according to Howard Zinn, Van Jones, and Bill Maher. Widely misunderstood in its embryonic phase as the worst sort of vanity project -- Arianna Huffington's celebrity friends lecture the world about livable wages while dropping green-energy manifestos from their private jets -- the Huffington Post is in fact a marvel of open-sourced news gathering and content creation.

Though Huffington would later challenge some of Breitbart's claims about how much of her site sprung fully formed from his brow, she never stinted on the fact that he was intensely interested in creating a new way of conversing about everything that matters to people: "He was extremely interested in how to have a conversation online — how to bring together all these interesting voices," Huffington told Wired's Noah Shachtman. "Now it's, like, so obvious. But at the time, it had never been done."

He pulled off the same stunt with his increasingly influential "Big" sites -- and in a way that was more suited to his ideological leanings, which tilted not so much toward the right as they did against what he saw as inescapable and underappreciated bias and smugness in the mainstream media. As my colleague Matt Welch, a longtime friend of Breitbart, writes, "He didn't actually have strong philosophical/policy beliefs -- at all -- and he was always perfectly comfortable and perfectly welcome in ideologically and culturally diverse settings."

From the dozen or so occasions in which I interacted with him, I can attest to the truth of that statement. He had opinions as big as all outdoors and loved to argue about everything -- and on nothing more than the innate superiority of the National League to the American League in baseball (on this, as on many other topics, he was surely wrong). But the point is that he loved to argue, not to surround himself with people who thought exactly like him.

His legacy has nothing to do with whether the Republican party picked up Anthony Weiner's congressional seat or whether ACORN has been able to renew its funding. It has to do with the ways in which he created new places and spaces to talk about whatever any of us want to talk about. He told Reason in 2004 that after feeling ignored by existing outlets, "We decided to go out and create our media."

It doesn't matter who we is, kemo sabe. It's the conservatives at Drudge, the liberals at HuffPo, the leftists at DailyKos, the libertarians at Reason. It's all of us and Breitbart helped create and grow a series of do-it-yourself demonstration projects through which we can all speak more loudly and more fully.

Breitbart is dead, but the conversation pits he built will live on for a long, long time. A lot of people theorize about democratizing the public square and bringing new voices and sources into conversations about politics and culture. Breitbart actually did it. It wasn't always perfect and it wasn't always pretty (ask Shirley Sherrod, the former Department of Agriculture official who sued him for defamation), but he blazed a path that surely leads to a far richer and more interesting mediascape than the one we all grew up with.

Nick Gillespie is editor in chief of Reason.com and Reason.tv and co-author with Matt Welch of The Declaration of Independents: How Libertarian Politics Can Fix What's Wrong with America.

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  1. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

    Hand!

    1. Pre-Emptive Weekend Snark   13 years ago

      This is like the worst chat room ever.

      1. Pravda was Stalin's outlet   13 years ago

        Stalin Changed the News

        Love him or hate him, he demonstrated how to build your own media outlet.

        So much for that Fiberarian Bullshit. (sorry for being redundant)

        1. HeroicMulatto   13 years ago

          U mad, bro?

          1. American Capitalism   13 years ago

            "American capitalism, based as it is on exploitation of the poor, with its fundamental motivation in personal greed, simply cannot survive without force -- without a secret police force. Now, more than ever, each of us is forced to make a conscious choice whether to support the system of minority comfort and privilege with all its security apparatus and repression, or whether to struggle for real equality of opportunity and fair distribution of benefits for all of society, in the domestic as well as the international order. It's harder now not to realize that there are two sides, harder not to understand each, and harder not to recognize that like it or not we contribute day in and day out either to the one side or to the other." -- Philip Agee, CIA Diary, p597

            1. College Liberal   13 years ago

              Claims to speak for the Working Classes: Avoids their neighborhoods whenever possible.

              1. Fibertarian Humanitarian   13 years ago

                Claims to speak for the Working Classes: Avoids their neighborhoods whenever possible.

                1. College Liberal   13 years ago

                  Says, "You should be more open-minded."; Means, "You should think what I think."

                  1. KOCHsuckers.   13 years ago

                    Believe us. We're well paid. We suck KOCH all day.

                    Sugar daddy free market.

                    1. College Liberal   13 years ago

                      "All corporations are evil! - Religious devotion to Apple

                    2. All aggression is evil. Except   13 years ago

                      ...capitalist aggression.

                      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
                      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

                      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

                    3. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                      It is clear that Dunham Soetoro and her Indonesian husband, President Obama's step-father, were closely involved in the CIA's operations to steer Indonesia away from the Sino-Soviet orbit during the "years of living dangerously" after the overthrow of Sukarno. WMR has discovered that some of the CIA's top case officers were assigned to various official and non-official cover assignments in Indonesia during this time frame, including under the cover of USAID, the Peace Corps, and the U.S. Information Agency (USIA).

                    4. PM   13 years ago

                      Accuses you of being a paid shill. Only found out about Reason.com because of Soros-affiliated hate sites.

                    5. Who's Soros? CityStatist likeU   13 years ago

                      Left (Soros) is to Right (Market Fundamentalists) as Arminianism is to Calvinsim.

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                    6. Monocle Man   13 years ago

                      I dare ask, sir; do you find your emotions engorged with a most furious animosity?

                    7. Why U mad, bro?   13 years ago

                      Libertard, Urban Dictionary, Alexa Rank:729

                      Reason Online, Alexa Rank:9,478

                      Market WIN!

                    8. Will Smith   13 years ago

                      I ain't even mad.

                    9. "I disavow." ~Newt Paul   13 years ago
                    10. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                      Dunham was active in micro-loan projects for the Ford Foundation, the CIA-linked East-West Center, and USAID in Indonesia. One of the individuals assigned to the U.S. embassy and helped barricade the compound during a violent anti-U.S. student demonstration during the 1965 Suharto coup against Sukarno was Dr. Gordon Donald, Jr. Assigned to the embassy's Economic Section, Donald was responsible for USAID micro-financing for Indonesian farmers, the same project that Dunham Soetoro would work on for USAID in the 1970s, after her USAID job of teaching English in Indonesia. In a 1968 book, "Who's Who in the CIA," published in West Berlin, Donald is identified as a CIA officer who was also assigned to Lahore, Pakistan, where Dunham would eventually live for five years in the Hilton International Hotel while working on microfinancing for the Asian Development Bank.

            2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

              Only an absolute fucking tool would take the word of a CIA officer on anything.

              1. Hardiness Zones   13 years ago

                Only an absolute fucking tool would take the word of a KOCHsucker on anything.

                Hardiness Zones
                See Changes From 1990 to 2006
                http://www.arborday.org/media/map_change.cfm

                1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                  Hey, you got agricultural city-state on my chocolate!!

                  1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart isn't.   13 years ago

                    Deal with it, Gomer Pyle.

                    1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I promise there will be nightly buffets with lots of fried foods when we get rid of modernity.

                    2. How Breibart changed FriedFood   13 years ago

                      I promise there will be nightly buffets with lots of fried foods when we get rid of librulz.

                    3. Wide Indian   13 years ago

                      I wash my ass with a rag on a stick.

                    4. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

                      "I stink like hell." ~Andrew Breibart

                    5. Wide Indian   13 years ago

                      My squaw came back from Swinging Limb's teepee smelling like pemmican and beaver oil.

                    6. Beaver oil is better than I...   13 years ago

                      ...smell. ~Andrew Breibart (Dead of complications due to Market Fundamentalism)

                    7. Mortality == Market Failure   13 years ago
                2. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                  Another "Who's Who in the CIA" Jakarta alumnus is Robert F. Grealy, who later became the director for international relations for the Asia-Pacific for J P Morgan Chase and a director for the American-Indonesian Chamber of Commerce. J P Morgan Chase's CEO Jamie Dimon is being mentioned as a potential replacement for Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, whose father, Peter Geithner, was the Ford Foundation's Asia grant-selector who funneled the money to Ann Dunham's Indonesian projects.

                  1. Communist KOCH Connections   13 years ago

                    The Roots of Stalin in the Tea Party Movement

                    The Koch family, America's biggest financial backers of the Tea Party, would not be the billionaires they are today were it not for the godless empire of the USSR.

                    http://www.alternet.org/economy/14650.....age=entire

                    1. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                      Although CIA geo-political covert operations at the University of Hawaii are well-documented, the agency's darker side of research and MK-UKTRA type operations has not generally been associated with the University of Hawaii.

                      A series of formerly Confidential CIA memoranda, dated May 15, 1972, points to the involvement of both the Defense Department's Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA), the CIA, and the University of Hawaii in the CIA's behavioral science program. The memos are signed by then-Deputy Director of the CIA Bronson Tweedy, the chief of the Intelligence Community's Program Review Group (PRG) [name redacted], and CIA Director Richard Helms.

                    2. Fibetarian Food Tyranny   13 years ago

                      Easy avaialability of calories is a modern Genocide. It's why I'm overweight, diabetic, and impotent.

                      http://rewild.info/anthropik/2.....index.html

                      ~ Jason Godesky

                    3. Fibertard Food Tyranny   13 years ago

                      Easy avaialability of calories is a modern Genocide. It's why I'm overweight, diabetic, and impotent.

                      http://rewild.info/anthropik/2.....index.html

                      ~ Jason Godesky

                    4. Fibertard Food Tyranny   13 years ago

                      Easy avaialability of calories is a modern Genocide. It's why I'm overweight, diabetic, and impotent.

                      http://rewild.info/anthropik/2.....index.html

                      ~ Jason Godesky

                    5. SUCK my Communist KOCH   13 years ago

                      The secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family, the main supporters of the right-wing groups that orchestrated the Tea Party movement, would not have the means to bankroll their favorite causes had it not been for the pile of money the family made working for the Bolsheviks in the late 1920s and early 1930s, building refineries, training Communist engineers and laying down the foundation of Soviet oil infrastructure.

                    6. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                      Dunham would also travel to Ghana, Nepal, Bangladesh, India, and Thailand working on micro-financing projects. In 1965, Barack Obama Sr. returned to Kenya from Harvard, with another American wife. The senior Obama linked up with his old friend and the CIA's "golden boy" Mboya and other fellow Luo politicians. The CIA station chief in Nairobi from 1964 to 1967 was Philip Cherry. In 1975, Cherry was the CIA station chief in Dacca, Bangladesh. Cherry was linked by the then-U.S. ambassador to Bangladesh, Eugene Booster, to the 1975 assassination of Bangladesh's first president, Sheikh Mujibur Rahman, and members of his family.

                    7. FUCK my Obamanist COOCH   13 years ago

                      The secreting soil zillionaires of the Cartwright family, the main supporters of the cattle herders that orchestrated the Big T-Bone Round Up, would not have the means to grill their favorite cuts of steak had it not been for the mesquite the family found during the big steer drive just outside Rachel, Nevada. Unfortunately, their women died of consumption while they were away.

                    8. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      Cut and paste will be a central feature of the primitivist world.

    2. F Hart   13 years ago

      You're going to need it!

      1. SUCK my Communist KOCH   13 years ago

        The secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family, the main supporters of the right-wing groups that orchestrated the Tea Party movement, would not have the means to bankroll their favorite causes had it not been for the pile of money the family made working for the Bolsheviks in the late 1920s and early 1930s, building refineries, training Communist engineers and laying down the foundation of Soviet oil infrastructure.

        1. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

          In 1972, USAID administrator Dr. John Hannah admitted to Metromedia News that USAID was being used as a cover for CIA covert operations in Laos. Hannah only admitted to Laos as a USAID cover for the CIA. However, it was also reported that USAID was being used by the CIA in Indonesia, Philippines, South Vietnam, Thailand, and South Korea. USAID projects in Southeast Asia had to be approved by the Southeast Asian Development Advisory Group (SEADAG), an Asia Society group that was, in fact, answerable to the CIA.

    3. Used to Like Reason Comments   13 years ago

      I pray for White Indian's death.

      1. rather   13 years ago

        I've come to the conclusion your prayer would lead to attending a half-dozen funerals in a week

        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          Yes Rectal we'll miss you!

  2. Erik Loomis   13 years ago

    We need a food equity law in this country, forcing large grocery chains to open stores in low-income areas. As part of this law, we need food regulators checking the produce and comparing it store to store, with large fines if stores in rich areas have significantly better access to fresh food and significantly better quality and freshness of the fruits and vegetables.

    Healthy food is a right and should not be solely left to the profit motive.

    1. Eat the Poor   13 years ago

      The Fibertarian Final Solution.

      1. HeroicMulatto   13 years ago

        He mad.

        1. we can choose life over fear   13 years ago

          TED TALKS
          Paul Gilding: The Earth is full
          http://www.ted.com/talks/paul_gilding....._full.html

          1. Market WIN   13 years ago

            TED: Ideas Worth Spreading, a top 5,000 site, Rank:1,200

            Reason Online, a top 10,000 site, Rank:9,478

            How's that concept of competition working out, boys?

            1. L   13 years ago

              L is for loser.

              LuLz

              1. L is for Lew   13 years ago

                Even in the Fibertarian world, Reason sucks.

                LewRockwell.com
                Rank:5,389

                Reason Online
                Rank:9,478

                Cuz lew admits his WHITE POWER racism.

                "I disavow." ~Ron Paul

                In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

                ~Murray Rothbard
                Essays of Murray N. Rothbard
                Edited by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.

                LuLz

                1. College Liberal   13 years ago

                  Updates Facebook status to something controversial; considers herself a revolutionary because of it.

                  1. Wounded Knee II   13 years ago

                    Does it hurt bad when I say the things I say?

                2. FREEDOM of COMMENTS   13 years ago

                  I do not allow the market to regulate. ~Lew Rockwell, Market Regulator

                  1. Monocle Man   13 years ago

                    U mad.

                    1. Monocle Mania in the basement   13 years ago

                      Yeah, I'm mad, keyboard warrior of market fundamentalism.

                    2. Happy Asian Woman   13 years ago

                      He mad!

                    3. The wisdom of Fibertards...   13 years ago

                      ...or your local third grade moron.

                    4. Zhang Shu   13 years ago

                      That was Very erotic, very violent!

          2. College Liberal   13 years ago

            Afraid of hormones in milk: Takes acid from strangers.

            1. BIFF the Fibertarian   13 years ago

              ...loves to make fun of freedom (hippies.)

              1. College Liberal   13 years ago

                Supports all Human Rights - except property rights.

                1. Property=THE RIGHT TO TAKE   13 years ago

                  Who supports outright theft, except Fibertarians?

                  "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

                  P.S....

                  ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
                  ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

                  1. WHITE RIGHT CREATION SCIENCE   13 years ago

                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD
                    WHITE RIGHTS
                    AYN RAND
                    RACIALIST SCIENCE
                    MURRAY ROTHBARD

                    1. Wow, there's a rights march.   13 years ago
      2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

        I eats babiez.

        1. Eat Babies. Market Win!   13 years ago

          In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children.

          ~Murray Rothbard
          mises.org/daily/2568

          YUMMY!

          1. Jason Godesky   13 years ago

            The only "human right" is the right to shit on any living-room carpet, at any time, without permission.

          2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

            Babiez good. Makeum good supper

    2. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      And where is this "right" to healthy food enumerated, Erik? Which part of the Bill of Rights do we turn to for this stone tablet you have just handed us?

    3. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

      Where is this "right" enumerated, Erik?

      1. kapitan   13 years ago

        "Article 25.

        (1) Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control."
        http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/

        1. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

          Fuck the UN.

          1. SPLIC   13 years ago

            You're on our shit list now, buddy.

            1. That would be...   13 years ago

              ...the Socialist Political Law Idiocy Council, right?

        2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          Ha! Ha! Ha! A charter put forth and signed by many of the greatest mass murderers in the entirety of human history. The Document of Perfected Human Docility is more like it. No thanks, as imperfect as the US Constitution may be, I'll have a better chance to survive and prosper under it.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Matt Yglesias' tweet says as much about Matt Yglesias as it does about Andrew Breitbart.

    I believe I read before that Matt Drudge likes to focus attention on items most media outlets don't want attended. Breitbart obviously has that idea, as his last project - the vetting of candidate Barack Obama - shows.

    1. it's PRESIDENT obama   13 years ago

      and that's that

      1. PM   13 years ago

        In the past tense, he was a candidate for president. And since he's flying across the country at taxpayer expense to make campaign stops and raise money for his reelection, it would not be inaccurate to call him a candidate now either.

        1. it's PRESIDENT obama   13 years ago

          PRESENT tense mofo

          1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

            He can be two things.

            1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

              (Awesome and dreamy.)

              1. Wide Indian   13 years ago

                Andrew Sullivan keeps elbowing me out of the way!

  4. sage   13 years ago

    Has anyone else seen Soledad Obrien freakout interview with breitbart's editor in chief? That was some serious flop sweat going on trying to defend Obama.

    1. it's PRESIDENT obama   13 years ago

      and that's that

      come on, do your WHITE MAN'S GHOST DANCE
      "CONSTITUTIONALISM": THE WHITE MAN'S GHOST DANCE
      by Robert C. Black
      http://www.spunk.org/texts/writers/black/sp001650.html

      Wovoka has spoken.

      1. College Liberal   13 years ago

        Intro to Global History just blew my mind! Now I hate White people.

        1. Only WHITES have RIGHTS   13 years ago

          ? Is any WHITE person's right an individual or collective right?
          ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

          "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any WHITE person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

          1. RANDroid was a college librulz   13 years ago

            LuLz

      2. HeroicMulatto   13 years ago

        That having been said. I agree with much of that essay.

        1. Wounded Knee II   13 years ago

          Just wait, it'll happen.

          Can I say all the things to you that you said to me?

          1. College Liberal   13 years ago

            Is that a query of possibility or permission?

            1. It's a rhetorical question.   13 years ago

              Query that.

              1. Michelle Obama   13 years ago

                LOL! Why U mad tho?

                1. U mad bro?   13 years ago

                  Like they couldn't stop me I'ma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on

    2. Bee Tagger   13 years ago

      I saw it, sage. If I cared who Jay Thomas was tomorrow, I'd say he actually came away looking the worst. But since Soledad OBrien will still be in a position to shape the news, she looks the worst.

      Joel Pollak handled himself quite well. I'm sure, like Breitbart, he will fail at being a 100% friend to libertarians but I hope to enjoy him sticking it to establishment media for a long time.

      1. Just as long as he's 100%...   13 years ago

        ...Market Fundie, the KOCHsucking will continue.

        1. PM   13 years ago

          My billionaire can beat up your billionaire(s)!

          1. Careful what you wish for   13 years ago

            Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
            Turn a jacker into a coma

            1. Standard Fibertard GUN SHIT   13 years ago

              Go ahead, pull your Standard Fibertard GUN SHIT.

              It's fine.

              But your property values won't maintain their illusion. Read history. (Wasn't so long ago, bro.)

              1. College Liberal   13 years ago

                The 2nd Admendment is outdated and should be repealed; I'm glad all these African countries are standing up to their dictators.

                1. 2A = Egalitarian Clause   13 years ago

                  Did you forget that part?

                  Humans are egalitarian, and evolved so. In fact, it is probably our most important survival trait making us unique among animals.

                  Egalitarianism has to do with socio-political power, and the Second Amendment is an attempt to create an Egalitarian Society.

                  So I call the 2A the Egalitarian Clause of the Constitution.

                  Gambol with EGALITARIAN CLAUSE.

                  And remember where it came from:

                  Indian Givers: How the Indians of the Americas Transformed the World
                  by Jack Weatherford (professor of anthropology at Macalester College in Minnesota)
                  http://www.amazon.com/Indian-Givers-I.....B000K4Y6LA

                  1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                    Time for some fire water.

                    1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

                      Poured over who's grave?

                    2. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I got so drunk once, I beat my pickup up with a ball bat and ran my wife into a bridge abutment.

                    3. I'm dead. It's a Market Win.   13 years ago

                      ~Andrew Breibart

                    4. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I have a LinkedIn page. A primitive one. Mommy said I could.

                    5. Fibertarian Stalkers   13 years ago

                      We obsess about Jason. And his body. All day.

                    6. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I leaned up against an oven once. It caused a huge grease fire.

                    7. lolwut?   13 years ago

                      "We obsess about Jason. And his body. All day."

                      Well, what choice do you have it, blocks out the fucking sun.

                    8. Just go away Jason...   13 years ago

                      That's all you have to do to make it stop. You sought us out-not the other way around.

                    9. Can't compete in the market...   13 years ago

                      ...of ideas.

                      "Go Away."

                      LuLz

                    10. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Mad because "stalkers" are curious about just what kind of lunatic they are dealing with. Whines about it. Is reminded that it is completely within his power to stop the "stalking". Whines some more.

                    11. Fibertard whines   13 years ago

                      Projects his whiny personality faults onto Jason's adipose tissue.

                    12. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Projects his adipose tissue onto everyone within a three mile radius.

                    13. Fibertard Food Tyranny   13 years ago

                      Easy avaialability of calories is a modern Genocide. It's why I'm overweight, diabetic, and impotent.

                      http://rewild.info/anthropik/2.....index.html

                      ~ Jason Godesky

                    14. Fat Breibart Dead Jason LIVES   13 years ago
                    15. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Whines some fucking more. Christ Godesky-eat some more fucking vegetables and walk your fat ass to work. You don't have to change the whole fucking world because you're such a fatass loser-just take some personal responsibility.

                    16. Random Liberal Griefer   13 years ago

                      "Personal responsibility" is racist.

                    17. Tim   13 years ago

                      Holy Shit his dick doesn't work?

                      BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

                    18. Breibart on H&R   13 years ago

                      Remember, boys, HARD WORK.

                      IT KILLS.

                      Working over than 48 hours a weak doubles the risk of coronary heart disease.

                      http://www.anxietyculture.com/postcard2.htm

                    19. BWAHAHAHHAHA   13 years ago

                      "weak"

                      BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

                    20. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      So does eating for more than 48 hours a week Jason.

                    21. BWAHAHAHHAHA   13 years ago

                      "weak"

                      BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

                    22. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I only change my Depends once a week.

    3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      This may be of interest to you regarding Soledad's sudden burst of academic prowess during the questioning. Also, apparently she had tweeted previously that she was a fan of Professor Bell which could further explain why she dropped a hissy on live TV.

      And Jay Thomas (Cheers' Eddie LeBec) probably wouldn't have not-so-subtlely accused Pollak of racism if he knew Pollak's wife.

      1. sage   13 years ago

        Yeah I read about that too, and how wikipedia's page on CRT has been edited like crazy since that interview.

        1. The Memory Hole   13 years ago

          I'm baaaack!!

          1. Random Liberal Griefer   13 years ago

            Criticizing ANY liberal black = racism.

    4. Jeffersonian   13 years ago

      Soledad's a dim bulb, able only to parrot the Wiki blurbs fed to her by some assistant producer.

  5. Pre-Emptive Weekend Snark   13 years ago

    My work here is done.

  6. VPOTUS   13 years ago

    Test your might, Test your might,
    Test your might, Test your might.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    EXCELLENT!
    Brandon, Joshua Corning, Killazontherun, Tulpa,
    Sugarfree, Pro liberate, Res Publica Americana.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    Warty, strike, John, RoboCain,
    Auric Demonocles, Tony, sloopyinca.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    FIGHT!
    Test your might, Test your might.
    Loki, Commentariat GOP Shill, invisible furry hand, Fist of Etiquette,
    Mr. FIFY, Fluffy, Red Rocks Rockin.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!

  7. obijuan   13 years ago

    Does anyone here actually visit his Big* sites? I never had, which makes me very suspect of the claims he had all this great influence.

    1. He was a Drudge lackey...   13 years ago

      ...and that's about it.

      Remember, WORK KILLS.
      Working over than 48 hours a weak doubles the risk of coronary heart disease.

      http://www.anxietyculture.com/postcard2.htm

      How's the fucking economics work out with that free market bullshit?

      1. WORK PLEASES GOD. ~Calvinist   13 years ago

        WORK PLEASES THE INVISIBLE HAND. (Plus that's my only friend under the covers.) ~The Modern CaPiTaLiSt

      2. obijuan   13 years ago

        Maybe I'm just not as mainstream as I think I am. Even Drudge, it's been a while since he was a semi-regular visit. I remember visiting his site while in college and Clinton scandals were in the news. But not much since then.

        1. Conservative beats Fibertarian   13 years ago

          drudgereport.com
          Drudge Report
          78 Rank in US

          reason.com
          Reason Online
          2,422 Rank in US

          Lick my balls.
          Sincerely,
          Matt

          1. obijuan   13 years ago

            And what about Breitbart's Big* sites?

          2. ALEXA.com is a SOROS plot...   13 years ago

            ...because I say so and I'm fibertarian. And batshit mad.

            MARKET FAILURE
            Soros
            NOT MARKET FAILURE
            Ayn Rand on Medicare
            MARKET FAILURE
            Soros
            NOT MARKET FAILURE
            Ayn Rand on Medicare
            MARKET FAILURE
            Soros
            NOT MARKET FAILURE
            Ayn Rand on Medicare

  8. Andy Meyer   13 years ago

    This makes a lot of sense dude.
    http://www.Got-Privacy.tk

    1. Why do free market wins...   13 years ago

      ...piss off the majority of sensible dudes?

  9. Wide Indian   13 years ago

    Hey, who's got my Family Size bag of pork rinds?

    1. ^^ Fibertard pretender ^^   13 years ago

      aren't they all?

      1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

        They're showing "John Carter" on my ass tonight at the Megaplex.

        1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

          "I'm whiter than white now." ~Andrew Breibart

          1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

            We will make Lipitor from prairie dog ears.

            1. BIG CASKETMENT   13 years ago

              Breibart's new web site

              1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                I ate my tomahawk last night.

                1. Market Fundamentalism kills   13 years ago

                  "I died young. It's a market win, if you value death." ~Andrew Breibart

                  1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                    I wrote something once. No one read it.

                    1. Fibertarian Stalkers   13 years ago

                      Fibertarians obsess about Jason. And his body. All day.

                      Market win win.

                    2. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      It made me sad, cuz all I want is for pregnant women to squate in caves and to have blood for lunch. Is that so much to ask?

                    3. Civilization=2 billion starved   13 years ago

                      But what the hey.

                    4. McD's   13 years ago

                      "Civilization=2 billion starved"

                      You're confusing them with your favorite restaurant fatty.

                    5. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      2 billion bored-just go away.

                    6. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      I shot the cat with a bow and arrows mommy and daddy got me for my birthday. They paddled me when they got back from the vet.

  10. Sevo   13 years ago

    "And remember where it came from:
    Indian Givers: How the Indians of the Americas Transformed the World
    by Jack Weatherford (professor of anthropology at Macalester College in Minnesota)"

    Weatherford is a wonderful author; I'll get this book. No great surprise that more advanced civilizations learned from more primitive ones.
    And I'm sure vermin shit will be pleased to learn that in "The History of Money", Weatherford points out that even very primitive societies accept the reality and the value of the market.

    1. But not the citySTATIST market   13 years ago

      Did you forget that, comrade?

      1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

        I get winded when I blog.

        1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago
          1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

            Mommy got me a teepee for Valentine's Day. It's form-fitting.

            1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

              "This coffin is so snug and cozy." ~Andrew Breibart

              1. Sevo   13 years ago

                Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead|3.10.12 @ 9:14PM|#
                Most all primitives died at an age far earlier than Breibart. They're dead; I'm not.
                Vermin shit is welcome to join them.

                1. More Sevo's romantic BULLSHIT   13 years ago

                  "The earliest visible populations of prehistory nonetheless do surprisingly well if we compare them to the actual record of human history rather than to our romantic images of civilized progress."

                  Health and the Rise of Civilization
                  Mark Nathan Cohen
                  Yale University Press
                  http://www.primitivism.com/health-civilization.htm

                  1. Sevo   13 years ago

                    Sorry, vermin shit; primitives lived to, oh, 25 years.

                    1. More Sevo's romantic BULLSHIT   13 years ago

                      Upper Paleolithic (total age 54)
                      Neolithic[10] 20
                      [...]
                      Early Modern Britain 25

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

                    2. Sevo   13 years ago

                      Sevo|3.10.12 @ 9:28PM|#

                      Sorry, vermin shit; primitives lived to, oh, 25 years.

                    3. Sorry vermin Sevo (shit, same)   13 years ago

                      Capitalist in Modern Britain lived to, oh, 25 years.

                    4. Sevo   13 years ago

                      Sorry vermin Sevo (shit, same)|3.10.12 @ 9:34PM|#
                      "Capitalist in Modern Britain lived to, oh, 25 years."

                      Sorry, vermin shit; primitives lived to, oh, 25 years.

                    5. Jeffersonian   13 years ago

                      I bet White Idiot likes to run 2001: ASO backwards so it has a happy ending.

                    6. Can Andrew run anything?   13 years ago

                      Happy Ending.

                    7. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      If someone tries to invent something, we all will kill him.

                    8. THE WHITE RIGHT TO TAKE   13 years ago

                      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

                      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
                      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

                    9. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      Ward Churchill sent me a can of pumpkin pie filling.

                    10. Do KOCHs still steal oil...   13 years ago

                      ...to fund Reason Foundation?

                    11. Ask Ayn Rand   13 years ago

                      Cause the rest of aren't her.

                    12. Praise Rand!   13 years ago
                    13. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      Ward's another fake Indian, like me. He's fat, too.

                    14. Fibertards and Jason's Fat   13 years ago

                      Never again to part.

                    15. Jason Godesky   13 years ago

                      "Fibertards and Jason's Fat Never again to part."

                      Well, that's something we have in common.

                    16. Do KOCHs still steal oil...   13 years ago

                      ...to fund Reason Foundation?

      2. Sevo   13 years ago

        But not the citySTATIST market|3.10.12 @ 8:58PM|#
        "Did you forget that, comrade?"

        No, vermin shit, I didn't forget that. Did you read the book? Even the primitive market presumes some degree of order, as Weatherford points out.

        1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

          Even the primitive market presumes some degree of order

          THE FIBERTARIAN BAIT AND SWITCH GAME IS ON

          Even primitive love making presumes some fucking, so....

          ...therefore...

          ...it's Fuck Thy Neighbor before he Fucks You.

          Nice try, Comrade Fibertard.

          1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

            I wish I could find my penis.

            1. Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead   13 years ago

              "My penis just fell off." ~Andrew Breibart

              1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                Lucky Andrew...if mine fell off, I could see it again.

                1. "Lucky Andrew"   13 years ago

                  Fibertarians value death. Thus, they're anti-life.

                  We knew that anyway, but thanks for the clarification.

                  1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                    I'm giving up my La-Z-Boy and Raisinettes soon for a life of gamboling on the plain.

                    Until a farmer shoots me.

                    1. Farmers = AgriCityStatist   13 years ago

                      And, yeah, shooting is the initiation of violence.

                      Not that principles matter when you're protecting what you took.

                    2. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      Farmers are mean to me. All I want is to frolick and gambol on their property in my 5X loin cloth.

                    3. Divine Right of Kings   13 years ago

                      Divine Right of Property

                      Same source.

                    4. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      A lady hit me with a broom when I tried to teach her how to make thread from buffalo sinews.

                    5. Do KOCHs still steal oil...   13 years ago

                      ...to fund Reason Foundation?

                    6. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                      My navel used to be an innie. It's an outie now.

          2. Sevo   13 years ago

            Jason's ALIVE. Breibart's dead|3.10.12 @ 9:12PM|#
            "Even the primitive market presumes some degree of order"

            Did vermin shit read the book, vermin shit?

            1. Dunno. Did ya?   13 years ago
              1. Sevo   13 years ago

                Yes

                1. Vermin shit answers yes to...   13 years ago

                  ...vermin shit.

                  1. Sevo   13 years ago

                    Vermin shit answers yes to...

                    Worthy of................

                    1. Comrade Political Officer SEVO   13 years ago

                      ...will defeat the Enemies of the City-State soon with his anger.

                    2. Sevo   13 years ago

                      Comrade Political Officer SEVO|3.10.12 @ 9:38PM|#
                      "...will defeat the Enemies of the City-State soon with his anger."

                      Worthy of................

                    3. Swarthy of....................   13 years ago
    2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      I'm not at all making excuses for the violent impositions fostered by various continental governments, but as my uncle pointed out in his research of diaries, charters and the like (one of his many occupations was that of a journalist who wrote for the Boy Scouts official publication in the 60's and 70's), the untold history is not one of war and conflict but one of trade, mutual cooperation, and assimilation. Contrary to myth, not every Indian was a hunter and gatherer living in a teepee. In the Piedmont region of Virginia, North and South Carolina, Indians had already developed farming communities and towns along the riverbanks, whites came in and assimilated.

      continued

      1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        http://nationalhumanitiescente.....worlds.htm

        Because the region's climate offered a long growing season and generally plentiful rainfall, southern Indians developed a complex system of agriculture based primarily on three crops: corn, beans, and squash. To clear farmland, the natives used fire and stone axes to remove smaller brush and timber. They then stripped the bark (a process known as girdling) from larger trees so that they sprouted no leaves and eventually died. Native farmers (primarily women) then planted corn, beans, and squash together in hills beneath the dead and dying trees. By all accounts, the three crops, known in some cultures as "the three sisters," usually did well under such conditions.

      2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        Beans helped replace nitrogen taken from the soil by corn; cornstalks provided "poles" for the beans to climb; and broad-leaved squash plants helped cut down on weed growth and erosion. Farming seems to have allowed native populations to increase in the millennium before European contact. Some of the larger native cultures probably numbered in the tens of thousands.

        Add to farms, river bank connected towns, coastal fishing villages to the list of social settlements that existed prior to European settlement.

        1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          In fact, there is some evidence that the Indians of the Western Hemisphere had developed space flight. Naturally, this frightened the early European settlers and although outgunned by the particle beam weapons of the Indians, the Europeans conquered the Indians and systematically erased all evidence of their space flights. Then, the Europeans reversed the polarity on the Indians' instant learning machines and not only erased the ability to read from the minds of the Indians, but rewrote their synaptic pathways so that they even forgot that they once knew how to read.

  11. Are Fibertarians girly-men?   13 years ago

    How does WI count coups on them again and again, out-competing the ?berkompetitorz?

    1. Sevo   13 years ago

      Are Fibertarians girly-men?|3.10.12 @ 9:01PM|#
      "How does WI count coups on them again and again, out-competing the ?berkompetitorz?"
      Why, in the same way vermin shit does anything: fantasizes.

  12. Banjos   13 years ago

    Fuck me. I am getting flash backs of that 2k+ monstrosity from last fall.

    1. Fuck you?   13 years ago

      Only if I cover your face with a flag and do it for Old Glory.

  13. Wide Indian   13 years ago

    I got it all worked out: A new internet based on smoke signals.

    Gambol amongst yourselves.

  14. ~   13 years ago

    DK,

    you know that thing we talked about?

    Two bus tickets and a pack of McDonald's coupons, I'll do it.

    1. DK   13 years ago

      Even that peacenik bro of mine is fed up this time, he sez kick 'em a good one in the balls for old Cxxxxxe!

  15. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

    Dance Puppets

  16. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

    DESTROY ALL INJUNS
    DESTROY ALL INJUNS
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    1. Typical CitySTATIST sentiment   13 years ago

      Fibertard gonna be city-STATIST.

      1. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

        I wanna eat yer babiez

        1. Eat Babies. Market Win!   13 years ago

          In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children.

          ~Murray Rothbard
          mises.org/daily/2568

          YUMMY!

          1. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

            Fricasseed is best.

            Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good

      2. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

        I saw my mommy putting a tomato plant in the ground once. I hit her with a stick, the city-statist bitch.

        1. Gardening =/= Agriculture   13 years ago

          Agriculture or Permaculture: Why Words Matter
          by Jason Godesky | 13 June 2007

          http://rewild.info/anthropik/2.....index.html

          I bet fibertarian is so fucking stupid he doesn't know the difference between making love and rape either.

          1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

            She was planting one too many. I had to bash her.

            1. Fibertarian Douchebag   13 years ago

              She was planting one over the artificial line on the land I'm so anal about. I had to bash her.

              1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                She almost pulled my ear off that time.

            2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

              BASH THE FASH!

              1. Flash the Splash!   13 years ago
  17. The Stig   13 years ago

    Some say he thinks with a New Zealand accent

  18. Sloppy Moe   13 years ago

    I know something I won't tell. A secret about Injun Joe, the Super Chief

    1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      At 2:22 there is a goddamn hillbilly smurf!

  19. Rectal the Puppeteer   13 years ago

    I pull the strings

    1. Sevo   13 years ago

      On my anal beads.

  20. Rectal the Puppeteer   13 years ago

    Dance Sevo, DANCE!

    1. SEVO = RECTAL   13 years ago

      I knew it!

    2. Sevo   13 years ago

      Rectal the Puppeteer|3.10.12 @ 9:55PM|#
      "Dance Sevo, DANCE!"

      Worthy of................

  21. Drunk Indian   13 years ago

    I left some barley in a pot. It got wet and I drank it.
    Now I plant barley.

    1. Civilization = Addiction.   13 years ago

      Smart one you are. ~Yoda

      1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

        Yes-it's almost like humans get something from civilization.

  22. Jason G-Unit   13 years ago

    Please use my new name, bitches

  23. omnibot   13 years ago

    Review of "Olive Garden" goes viral
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com.....le2364929/

    1. omnibot   13 years ago

      "Ms. Hagerty's column in the Grand Forks Herald focuses on 'local' food, and in North Dakota that means chain restaurants that are shunned by big-city food critics. She's reviewed Ruby Tuesday, Pizza Ranch, Applebee's and Country Kitchen. Even fast-food joints such as KFC, Qdoba and Subway have undergone scrutiny.

      But it was her unfailingly polite prose about the Olive Garden ? "The place is impressive. It's fashioned in Tuscan farmhouse style with a welcoming entryway" ? that catapulted her to online stardom, at least briefly."

      1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

        I'm going to stalk the Grand Forks Olive Garden behind a horse (well, three horses) and throw those pale-face interlopers back to Europe.

  24. Troy   13 years ago

    .....sigh........

    1. omnibot   13 years ago

      Watch this teaser for tomorrow's Top Gear and feel better
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merbp7mxJ78

    2. Never see a Fibertard tantrum?   13 years ago

      Now you have.

      1. Sevo   13 years ago

        Never see a Fibertard tantrum?|3.10.12 @ 10:20PM|#
        "Now you have."

        Struggling.

  25. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    I love this thread, it makes me look sane by comparison.

    1. You're not sane.   13 years ago

      Premise Ten: The culture as a whole and most of its members are insane. The culture is driven by a death urge, an urge to destroy life.

      Premise Eleven: From the beginning, this culture?civilization?has been a culture of occupation.

      http://www.endgamethebook.org/Excerpts/1-Premises.htm

      1. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

        The role of the University of Hawaii in CIA psych-war operations continues to this day. The chief of research for DIA's Defense Counterintelligence and Human Intelligence Center (DCHC) Behavioral Sciences Program, Dr. Susan Brandon, who was reportedly involved in a covert program run by the American Psychological Association (APA), Rand Corporation, and the CIA to employ "enhanced interrogation" techniques, including sleep and sensory deprivation, intense pain, and extreme isolation on prisoners held at Bagram airbase in Afghanistan and other "black prisons," received her PhD in Psychology from the University of Hawaii. Brandon also served as assistant director of Social, Behavioral, and Educational Sciences for the Office of Science and Technology Policy in the George W. Bush White House.

        1. Communist KOCKsuckers   13 years ago

          The Tea Party movement's dirty little secret is that its chief financial backers owe their family fortune to the granddaddy of all their hatred: Stalin's godless empire of the USSR. The secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family, the main supporters of the right-wing groups that orchestrated the Tea Party movement, would not have the means to bankroll their favorite causes had it not been for the pile of money the family made working for the Bolsheviks in the late 1920s and early 1930s, building refineries, training Communist engineers and laying down the foundation of Soviet oil infrastructure.

          1. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

            The CIA's close connections to the University of Hawaii continued to the late 1970s, when the former President of the University of Hawaii from 1969 to 1974, Harlan Cleveland, was a special invited speaker at CIA headquarters on May 10, 1977. Cleveland served as Assistant Secretary of State for International Organization Affairs from 1961 to 1965 and Lyndon Johnson's ambassador to NATO from 1965 to 1969 before taking up his position at the University of Hawaii.

            A CIA Director of Training memo dated May 21, 1971, reports on the active recruitment of a U.S. Marine officer who was entering graduate school at the University of Hawaii.

            1. Sevo   13 years ago

              Yeah, how about that?
              And I'm sure you're familiar with the CIA funding of the Dalai Lama:
              "Most solidarity and environmental groups supporting the Tibetan people's cause have not questioned the Dalai Lama's role in Tibetan history or addressed what it would mean for the Tibetan people if the Dalai Lama and his coterie returned to power."
              "Between 1956 and 1972 the CIA armed and trained Tibetan guerillas. The Dalai Lama's brothers acted as intermediaries."
              http://www.greenleft.org.au/node/13373

              1. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

                The Dalai Lama is an ass jackal.

                1. Sevo   13 years ago

                  Heating Homes with Poop|3.10.12 @ 11:05PM|#
                  "The Dalai Lama is an ass jackal."

                  Duck and weave.

  26. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    Anyway, I hear Breitbart was an atheist. And a slut.

    1. RUSH LIMBAUGH   13 years ago

      Another Market Fundamentalist Dittohead.

  27. omnibot   13 years ago

    THIS IS AMERICA PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE DUMBASSES

    1. market win   13 years ago
  28. Injun Whitey   13 years ago

    Do you self mutilate? Self hating crackers are known for cutting themselves. Just wondering.

    1. SUCK my Communist KOCH   13 years ago

      The secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family, the main supporters of the right-wing groups that orchestrated the Tea Party movement, would not have the means to bankroll their favorite causes had it not been for the pile of money the family made working for the Bolsheviks in the late 1920s and early 1930s, building refineries, training Communist engineers and laying down the foundation of Soviet oil infrastructure.

      1. Sevo   13 years ago

        SUCK my Communist KOCH|3.10.12 @ 10:33PM|#
        "The secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family,"

        Blue-light special! Aisle #6! Tin-foil hats!

        1. Fibertards gonna fib and deny   13 years ago

          facts don't mean shit to market fundies, just like facts don't mean shit to creationist fundies

          1. Sevo   13 years ago

            Blue-light special! Aisle #6! Tin-foil hats!

            1. Libertarian museum   13 years ago

              Right next to the Creationist museum.

              1. Jason Godouchebag   13 years ago

                Send me your wampum.

              2. Sevo   13 years ago

                Libertarian museum|3.10.12 @ 10:56PM|#
                "Right next to the Creationist museum."

                Blue-light special! Aisle #6! Tin-foil hats!

      2. Heating Homes with Poop   13 years ago

        The U.S. Food for Peace program, jointly administered by USAID and the Department of Agriculture, was found in 1972 to be used for military purposes in Cambodia, South Korea, Turkey, South Vietnam, Spain, Taiwan, and Greece. In 1972, USAID funneled aid money only to the southern part of North Yemen, in order to aid North Yemeni forces against the government of South Yemen, then ruled by a socialist government opposed to U.S. hegemony in the region.

  29. Apatheist ?_??   13 years ago

    +1 to all the reverse trolling

  30. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    I'd rather be on the atheism thread than spend another minute here. But I just. Can't. Get. Away.

    1. GODLESS!   13 years ago

      INVISIBLE HANDLESS!

      1. nON_aSIAN   13 years ago

        hANdLess hAnd jOB

    2. Sevo   13 years ago

      Vermin shit is struggling here, and it is interesting.

      1. Tim   13 years ago

        I noticed that too.

      2. Comrade Political Officer SEVO   13 years ago

        ...struggles with the ENEMIES OF THE CITY STATE.

        1. ...---...   13 years ago

          See how hard it's trying?

          1. ---...---   13 years ago

            See how hard it's trying?

            1. ...---...   13 years ago

              Yes, exactly like that, and the same old cut and paste stuff.

              The fuck do we care about Ayn Rand or Murray Rothbard.

            2. Sevo   13 years ago

              ---...---|3.10.12 @ 10:55PM|#
              "See how hard it's trying?"

              Struggling.

        2. Sevo   13 years ago

          Comrade Political Officer SEVO|3.10.12 @ 10:51PM|#
          "...struggles with the ENEMIES OF THE CITY STATE."

          Struggling.

          1. Snuggling   13 years ago
            1. Sevo   13 years ago

              Struggling.

  31. Injun Whitey   13 years ago

    I'll take that as a yes. Like buckets of blood rip out of you when the loathing is at its worse?

  32. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Is this what I'm supposed to be posting on this thread?

  33. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    This is a smarter being that Godesky.

    1. Do KOCHs still steal oil...   13 years ago

      ...to fund Reason Foundation?

      1. Sevo   13 years ago

        Do KOCHs still steal oil...|3.10.12 @ 10:53PM|#

        You bet! They sneak up on a pipeline and threaten it!
        Or did they grab your gut and wring it out?

      2. nON_aSIAN   13 years ago

        dEY eATZ bAbiEZ

    2. Sevo   13 years ago

      Or at least more intelligent.

  34. Banjos   13 years ago

    I prefer to shit up the thread with videos.

    1. tarran   13 years ago

      Awesome movie! You have impeccable taste, madam.

      1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

        "It is, it is, a gloriooous thing...to be a pirate king."

        1. HMS Pinafore   13 years ago

          "I always voted at my Party's Call and I never thought of thinking for myself at all. I thought so little, they rewarded me by making me the ruler of the Queen's Navy."

  35. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    TL/DR? This is a visual representation of the entire thread to this point.*

    *Except the reverse trolling.

  36. Banjos   13 years ago

    Awesome.

  37. omnibot   13 years ago

    Lionel Messi never dives
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFZ-29w2uqk

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      The guy's a wizard, but I wouldn't say "never."

      1. Klicker   13 years ago

        http://i729.photobucket.com/al.....wizard.jpg

        1. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

          Yes

          1. HeroicMulatto   13 years ago

            MOTHERFUCKIN WIZARDS NEVER DIE!!!!

            1. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

              ^^^Funny shit! I was hooked on Workaholics within about 20 seconds of watching the first episode. It's the hilarious exploits of drunken idiots that make life worth living.

    2. Timon19   13 years ago

      I know he's not a diver, but DAMN.

      I consider myself lucky to be alive to see him play. He's THAT good. Best of our generation, surely.

      1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

        That's a fair assessment. The dude is fucking sick. And he plays his guts out.

        I wish he was American. But then he'd suck.

        1. Timon19   13 years ago

          He sure as hell wouldn't be able to finish. I don't know how it's possible that we have like 3 people in the entire soccer-playing population that can shoot worth a damn. Americans are pretty universally terrible.

          1. American Jock   13 years ago

            I'd rather play football or basketball, make more money than god and have hot women throw themselves at my feet than play soccer in an unfilled stadium wishing that I could fly home in a charted jet instead of taking a greyhound bus.

      2. Ray Hudson   13 years ago

        He doesn't live in the tactical world or the technical world, he lives in the magnetic spectrum of genius!!!!!

      3. Ray Hudson   13 years ago

        What he is, he's like something out of Greek mythology man. A little short-legged bull, covered with eyes.

        1. Timon19   13 years ago

          If I didn't hear that ridiculous Geordie accent when I read this, I'd say this is an awesome description.

          Instead, it sounds like a monkey fucking a football in my head. And that disturbs me greatly.

          1. Klicker   13 years ago

            Geordie SHORE

  38. Banjos   13 years ago

    Say howdy to my little friend, y'all.

  39. Banjos   13 years ago

    Nice.

  40. Barfman   13 years ago

    *barf*

  41. Klicker   13 years ago

    A typical reason thread

  42. Klicker   13 years ago

    crap

  43. Banjos   13 years ago

    I'll play y'all a diddy you couldn't refuse.

  44. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Get out of this thread unless you want this to happen to you!

  45. Klicker   13 years ago

    LOL

  46. Klicker   13 years ago

    The Elitist

  47. Banjos   13 years ago

    Hehe.

  48. Klicker   13 years ago

    East Germany: Before and After

    1. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

      Amazing. Communism sucks. Thanks for the link!

      1. Grabem   13 years ago

        The East Germans know how to spend stimulus money right.

  49. nON_aSIAN   13 years ago

    hOW eMBaRRassIng. sHE sHOUldN't HavE HAd The oYSterS

    1. nON_aSIAN   13 years ago

      ^^Get out of this thread unless you want this to happen to you!^^

  50. Banjos   13 years ago

    Godwin, y'all!

    1. FUCK my Obamanist COOCH   13 years ago

      Sorries but Godwin ain't done stopped shit like ever.

  51. Klicker   13 years ago

    Maggies Farm

  52. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Come on, baby! Back dat ass u...oops!

  53. Banjos   13 years ago

    Fuck yeah!

  54. anarch   13 years ago

    Why did I hope for 273 comments about Brietbart?

    1. What's an ugly anarchist...   13 years ago

      ...doing in a nice establishement like reason?

  55. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Hit & Run will do this to you once in a while.

    1. dunphy   13 years ago

      heck, i'd rather be tased

  56. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

    John Carter fan made trailer kick's the official trailer's ass.

  57. Banjos   13 years ago

    Nothing like a good ol' fashioned thread shitting.

    1. Klicker   13 years ago

      My those thighs!

  58. Klicker   13 years ago

    Most critics are on meth. The new Springsteen record is life-alteringly terrible.

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      Music critics started rating old acts on their politics instead of musical quality long ago. Hell, they still give good reviews for U2's rubbish.

      1. Jeffersonian   13 years ago

        And trashed Neil Peart's lyrics, which kick all kinds of ass.

  59. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Serious question: I was thinking of buying a tandem bicycle for me and Banjos. Any suggestions and/or things to avoid?

    Oh, and who would get a DUI if we were riding it home from a bar and a cop decided to be a dick?

    1. Klicker   13 years ago

      Not a bike, but you should get one of these

      1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

        WTF? Bamberger's doesn't have a website.

        1. Klicker   13 years ago

          I bet they're in Portland, OR

  60. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

    Banjos and Sloopy.

    Love is blind.

    1. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

      Goldurnit, it's not linkable. Try this instead.

  61. Klicker   13 years ago

    How to survive Daylight Saving Time
    http://www.rodale.com/sleep-an.....sleepslump

  62. vanKlicker   13 years ago

    Schlagerhits

  63. Nooge   13 years ago

    Please enjoy this triple-shot of retard. Alternate title: Free Speech for Everyone Except People We Don't Like.

    Also: Santorum All Over Gingrich*.

    *Further Santorum puns welcome for the duration of the POTUS race, until Santorum is purged. Possibly after.

  64. vanKlicker   13 years ago

    more Schlagerhits

    1. Do KOCHs still steal oil   13 years ago

      ...and help Commies to fund Reason Foundation?

  65. H&R History   13 years ago

    Remember when nearly everyone here was voting for Obama?

    Search the archives circa early 2008 and you might be surprised at who was giving deep mouth-to-ass love to that dreamy Barack Obama.

    1. FUCK my Obamanist COOCH   13 years ago

      You would have listed a bunch of examples but you just didn't have time to do that, right?

      1. Nooge   13 years ago

        I don't think so.

  66. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

    Is it my positive right to eat my own body weight?
    Is it my negative right to claim my own heritage as injun?
    Is it my positively negative right to coerce others into being hunter-gathers inside the city-state?
    Is it my negatively positive right to masterbate into the chest cavity of a raw uncooked chicken?
    Is it my boldly highlighted right to post my shitty essays for all of you to read?
    Is it my safe to assume right that y'all think the word fibertard is clever?

    1. The WHITE man's RIGHT to TAKE!   13 years ago

      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

      1. The fuck do I care about that?   13 years ago

        The fuck do I care about Ayn Rand?

        1. It Usually Begins With AynRand   13 years ago

          I love the Rand denialism around here, when it is convenient.

          http://reason.com/archives/200.....e-tuccille

          1. What am I supposed to do?   13 years ago

            "I love the Rand denialism"

            When I don't give a fuck about her?

          2. Except...   13 years ago

            I still don't care.

      2. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

        It's like fucking clock work with this guy.

  67. Random Liberal Griefer   13 years ago

    We had good reason to gripe here!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....&ref=media

    1. Sensible Anti-Obama Critique   13 years ago

      "I'm sure there are pictures of Obama hugging Farrikhan as well, We know how corrupt the chicago machine is, Obama didn't win by being a nice and honest guy..."

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....03656.html

      1. The Pointer-Outer   13 years ago

        The critique of Bell is well-founded. He appears to be the black version of any random powerful white supremacist.

        1. Random Liberal Griefer   13 years ago

          That's racist!

          1. RACIALIST SCIENCE   13 years ago

            In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

            ~Murray Rothbard
            Murray Rothbard (1926-1995) was the dean of the Austrian School of economics, the founder of libertarianism.

            1. The fuck do I care about that?   13 years ago

              The fuck do I care about Murray Rothbard?

              1. Convenient denialist   13 years ago

                The fuck do I care about Austrian School of economics or libertarianism.

                1. A man is not a movement   13 years ago

                  "The fuck do I care about Austrian School of economics or libertarianism."

                  You think those need ROTHBARD?

                  AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

                2. Except...   13 years ago

                  I still don't care.

  68. BigStupid.com= HuffPo   13 years ago

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....r=Politics

    1. Moar Stoopid!   13 years ago

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....78760.html

      Focus here:

      I voted Kucinich in 2004, I bike places to save planets; the problem with this Pope is reality." ...

      1. heller   13 years ago

        How does Newt propose to deliver on his promise? Well, the first thing he promises is to increase the amount of oil the U.S. needs -- by eliminating fuel economy standards, so that Americans can once again be forced to purchase cars they cannot afford to drive. So far, Newt's proposals make us worse off.

        HURR DURR

  69. Finally, sensible HuffPo:   13 years ago

    Radley Balko, yo.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....f=politics

  70. Mike   13 years ago

    I hate these Reason comments. What a waste of potential for interesting discussion. You idiots are like wordy Huffington Post readers.

    1. rather   13 years ago

      Your criticism of their "wordy" nature indicates you must have read (or do so now), Huffington Post's comment section
      -ooops

      1. Oh, come ON.   13 years ago

        Most HuffPo comments are typed by liberal cretins. Big difference.

        Though the number of useful non-liberal comments on there are in the single digits, admittedly.

        1. rather   13 years ago

          I never read HP; they mentioned my blog once in the comments but I know nothing about the site

          1. rather retarded   13 years ago

            SOMEONE LINK MY BLORG I ARE FAMOUS!!!1

            1. rather   13 years ago

              helle, don't be such a bitch

              1. Nope   13 years ago

                "they mentioned my blog once"

                In other words, YOU mentioned YOUR OWN blog once, and are pretending it was someone else.

                1. heller's in love with rather   13 years ago

                  the cute couple's spat

                  1. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

                    Rather vs. Heller.

  71. Libertarian2   13 years ago

    Fonda and Steinem want the FCC to take Limbaugh off the air.

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/10/.....?hpt=hp_t2

    1. KOCH uses gov't censorship   13 years ago

      Rick Perry takes Texas pride in being a climate change denier?and his...he took major campaign cash from one such corporation: KOCH Industries.

  72. Mr Whipple   13 years ago

    Fuck. This really is like the worst thread ever

    1. Blame the Fibertards   13 years ago

      They fuck it all up with their obsession about some guy's adipose tissue.

      1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

        Blame the troll who won't go away.

  73. Socialism for me, not for thee   13 years ago

    Here is a better historical fact, one that the Kochs don't like to repeat in public: the family's initial wealth was not created by the harsh, creative forces of unfettered capitalism, but by the grace of the centrally planned economy of the Soviet Union. The Koch family, America's biggest pushers of the free-market Tea Party revolution, would not be the billionaires they are today were it not for the whim of one of Stalin's comrades.

    The Roots of Stalin in the Tea Party Movement
    http://www.alternet.org/economy/14650.....age=entire

    1. Fluffy   13 years ago

      I can't believe I just wasted my time reading that.

      News flash: If I'm selling something and commies want to buy it, I will sell it to them and not give a rat's ass one way or the other.

      Kony can buy my shit too if he wants.

      Hell, even Obama. I care so little about the ethical quality of my customers that I would even sell to Obama. I would sell bullets to Obama for him to put in his murder drones. That's how little I give a shit.

      1. Commie Gov't contracts = GOOD!   13 years ago

        Welcome to the Big Government fold, Fluffy.

        1. Fluffy   13 years ago

          When it's not your own government, sure.

          1. Soviet Prison Corp., Inc.   13 years ago

            It's just capitalism, when it's not your own government, sure.

            LuLz!

        2. Yeah, it's called capitalism   13 years ago

          "Commie Gov't contracts = GOOD!"

          Yeah, it's called capitalism

          1. gov't = free market, when I $$   13 years ago

            LuLz

            1. No one said free market   13 years ago

              except you.

              1. Socialism for me, not for thee   13 years ago

                makes KOCH profits to fund reason foundation

                1. Yeah, it's called capitalism   13 years ago

                  Yeah, it's called capitalism

                2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

                  The Kochs eat babiez

                  1. Fatty Bolger   13 years ago

                    If the Kochs ran the exact same business but espoused leftist policies they would be held up as role models. Good union employers! Stewards of the environment in a difficult industry! Great patrons of the arts and sciences!

    2. Except you're wrong   13 years ago

      "the family's initial wealth was not created by the harsh, creative forces of unfettered capitalism"

      Selling someone a product they want is capitalism.

      1. Commie Gov't contracts = GOOD!   13 years ago

        Socialism for me, but not for thee!

        1. Yeah, it's called capitalism   13 years ago

          "Commie Gov't contracts = GOOD!"

          Yeah, it's called capitalism

          1. Capitalism = Communism   13 years ago

            what's the difference, as long as somebody is lording over others?

            1. Who cares?   13 years ago

              You said it wasn't capitalism.

              1. Who cares?   13 years ago

                You said it wasn't communism.

                1. No, I didn't.   13 years ago
                  1. No, I didn't.   13 years ago
                    1. Yes you did   13 years ago

                      "the family's initial wealth was not created by the harsh, creative forces of unfettered capitalism"

                    2. Koch = Communists sympathizers   13 years ago

                      we're ok with that if we're well paid

  74. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Nevada Ron Paul organization seizes control of Clark County Republican organization, sends enough delegates to state convention to seize Nevada delegates:

    http://www.dailypaul.com/21992.....convention

    1. "I disavow." ~Newt Paul   13 years ago

      Don't mind what I signed.

  75. Fluffy   13 years ago

    "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

    I'm bored this morning, so I want to address this for a moment.

    The reason Rand's claim here was wrong is because she makes the same foolish mistakes about the native cultures that you do.

    If the native cultures were hunter-gatherer cultures of the type you romantically claim them to be, Rand's statement would be 100% true.

    1. Fluffy   13 years ago

      If you could put me in a time machine and send me back to the Paleolithic, it would not matter one god-damn if the plot of land I landed on was claimed by some band of hunter-gatherer assholes who wandered by like fucking bison once a year. Those h-g human bison would have absolutely no property rights claims I would be morally bound to respect. If I wanted to start farming right where I landed - if I wanted to declare that patch of land "Fluffy Farmville" and make it my own - there would be no reason for me to not do so.

      Asking the h-g bison for permission would be like asking the fucking giant tree sloths for permission.

      But the native societies were agricultural societies with well-defined systems of property ownership. They were quite capable of selling land to the colonists and routinely did so.

      1. you've never observed animals   13 years ago

        you think reality is the Libertarian Bullshit you've read

        1. Fluffy   13 years ago

          A giant tree sloth may get attached emotionally to a given tree.

          But sorry, he can go fuck himself.

          1. capitalism = fucking over   13 years ago

            Thanks fluffy, we knew that already.

            1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

              in a hunter gatherer society I'd have to suck dick for protein. But now I just suck cock for fun.

              1. KOCHsucker's sugar daddy   13 years ago

                told you to say that

                1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                  I AM A KEYBOARD INDJUN WARRIOR, KOCH DOES NOTHING FOR ME ONLY COCK

                  1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                    guise im a primitivist with a website. lulz.

        2. anon   13 years ago

          Dude, we see you all the time. He's observed at least one animal.

          1. are you scared?   13 years ago
            1. anon   13 years ago

              u mad?

      2. you've never read history   13 years ago

        you think reality is the Libertarian Bullshit you've read

        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          he dude im fat

        2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

          I eatum babies

      3. scratchy   13 years ago

        But the native societies were agricultural societies with well-defined systems of property ownership

        It's true! It's true! I've seen their land contracts.

        What a load of revisionist hippy shit, trying to make the savages of NA seem civilized. No metallurgy. No written language. No domesticated animals except canines. Hadn't invented the wheel. No iPhones. No sub sandwiches. Hadn't invented the bikini or scat porn.

  76. anon   13 years ago

    Wow, White Idiot is at it early this morning. Must've had to wake up to satisfy its urge for twinkies before he lost a pound.

    1. Are you scared?   13 years ago
      1. anon   13 years ago

        Are you mad?

      2. anon   13 years ago

        I bet you like deep fried twinkies. Sorry, food trucks don't generally open til noon.

        1. I disavow Ayn Rand at times.   13 years ago
          1. Tim   13 years ago

            Great, good for you.

            1. good for me, Timmy   13 years ago
              1. anon   13 years ago

                still mad i see.

                1. Tim   13 years ago

                  he so mad

        2. I disavow Rothbard at times.   13 years ago
          1. Tim   13 years ago

            I still don't care.

            1. good for you, Timmy   13 years ago
              1. anon   13 years ago

                Dude, this is like a troll trolling himself. It's amazing.

        3. I disavow Kochialism at times.   13 years ago
          1. anon   13 years ago

            lol

            yeah, he mad.

            1. Tim   13 years ago

              Soooo mad.

            2. u mad bro?   13 years ago
              1. YoU ClEaRlY ArE   13 years ago
  77. KOCHIALISM   13 years ago

    Working with Communist governments is good.

    1. Govt = people   13 years ago

      People are allowed to spend their money.

      1. Obama   13 years ago

        Welcome to the Big Government = The People fold.

        1. We elected him   13 years ago

          We elected him, his spending is legitimate.

        2. Govt. of by and for the people   13 years ago
    2. Fat Indian   13 years ago

      I'm a primitivist with a computer. I also am fat because I eat too much food grown on CITY STATIST FARMLANDZZZ!

      1. u mad, bro?   13 years ago
        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          IM MAD AT ALL YOU CITY STATIST ANTI CHILD MOLESTER PEOPLES

          WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME TOUCH YOUR KIDS

          1. u mad, fibertard?   13 years ago
            1. YoU ClEaRlY ArE   13 years ago
            2. Fat Indian   13 years ago

              HOW DARE YOU CALL ME, A MIGHT KEYBOARD INDIAN WARRIOR A "FIBERTARD!" I MUST NOW WAGE WAR ON YOUR CITY STATIST STATE

  78. KOCHIALISM   13 years ago

    It's socialism for me, but not for thee.

    1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

      Basically, my wife got fat just from having to cook me my city-statist food on my city-statist oven.

    2. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

      The Kochs eat babiez

  79. Time Travelin' Fluffy   13 years ago

    So I just landed in my time machine among good old Primitive Man.

    And Primitive Man is doing his White Indian thing, living in harmony with da Earf and wandering the landscape eating wild nuts and berries like some kind of fucking Barbary Ape.

    Now, based on what White Indian has told me, Primitive Man shares all food and nobody owns it, you can just walk up and eat it.

    That means that as soon as I land, I have just as much right to those nuts and berries as anyone else. In a quite literal sense, I am one of the owners of the land just by dint of landing there.

    'Cause White Indian wouldn't lie to me. Right?

    I wouldn't have to negotiate with anybody or trade them anything to be allowed to be there.

    'Cause White Indian wouldn't lie to me. Right?

    1. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

      Primitive Man shares all food and nobody owns it, you can just walk up and eat it.

      Does primitive woman share her babiez? Babiez makeum goodum breakfast. Me eatum white injun babies.

      1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

        Does primitive woman share her babiez?

        YES! They also let mighty keyboard warriors have sex with them around the age of 10 so we can actually reproduce before we die.

        That's right bitches, society of pedophiles for pedophiles!

        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          small child make pedo smile.

          1. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

            Pedo tenderize baby meat. Make heapum good stew.

    2. John   13 years ago

      White Indian say, all primitive man share food except they don't share with fibertarian time travelers. Sorry fibertarians must fend for self.

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        White Indian say, Da Earf belong to all mankind, except white mankind.

        1. John   13 years ago

          White Indian hate self.

  80. Rerun   13 years ago

    This is like the worst chat room ever.

  81. John   13 years ago

    I see Rather was up early doing her comedy routine. You guys need to get a sense of humor. Looks like she is mixing it up a bit between White Indian and dickless, angry liberal dude. They are both comedy gold.

    1. And here you are again   13 years ago

      And I notice you're here talking about it.

      AGAIN.

      She's pathetic, you're worse.

      1. John   13 years ago

        Oh rather, I am your biggest fan. Don't troll angry.

        1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

          How do you have so much time to waste here?

          (This is where he does that thing people do, saying "haha you amuse me" because he's pissed and can't do anything about it)

          1. John   13 years ago

            Because you are so great rather. You are better than TV. I would think you would be happy to have your fans come on here often.

            1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

              "Because you are so great rather. You are better than TV. "

              "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

              Just like I said.

              1. John   13 years ago

                LOL. I know rather, you are nothing if not always in character. Now the comedian is angry that the crowd is laughing at him. It is a good act. You do it well.

                1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                  "LOL."

                  "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                  Just like I said

              2. John   13 years ago

                They say the most important part of playing comedy is making sure the character doesn't think it is comedy and takes himself seriously. You clearly get that.

                1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                  Just like I said

                  1. John   13 years ago

                    My life is laughing at you rather. Like I said, you are more funny than TV. You need to take this act on the road.

                    1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      "My life is laughing at you rather."

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said

                    2. John   13 years ago

                      Why would I be angry rather? I love you rather. You are the best!!

                    3. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      "Why would I be angry rather? I love you rather. You are the best!!"

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said

          2. anon   13 years ago

            How do you have so much time to waste here?

            Oh, the sweet irony coming from dumb indian.

            1. .............   13 years ago

              "Oh, the sweet irony coming from dumb indian."

              Oh the sweet dumb ignorance of someone who doesn't know the origin of the question and assumes shit.

            2. oh, he mad!   13 years ago
  82. Fluffy   13 years ago

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03.....ation.html

    The New York Times wonders why kids these days aren't relocating from state to state in the numbers they used to.

    I think they failed to look at the most obvious reason: the fact that housing takes a greater and greater share of income.

    It's easy to have a "wanderlust" nation when housing is dirt cheap.

    It was easier to run away to LA in the Mammas and the Pappas era because when you got there you could find a place to live, cheap.

    Even by 1990 when I got out of school you couldn't buy a bus ticket and run away to LA, unless you wanted to be homeless when you got there.

    20+ years later, it's even worse.

    1. John   13 years ago

      That is so true. The housing bubble has screwed the young so badly. If you want to own a house in this country, you better inherit it from your parents or live in a low cost area.

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        I think zoning obliterated the low end of the market, also.

        Once zoning started to be used as a tool to prevent as much construction as possible, the impact on the low end of the market made it very difficult to move without having a job first.

        In the Breakfast at Tiffany's era you could run away to Manhattan and find a dirt-cheap apartment.

        When you stop people from throwing up cheap apartment buildings wherever they want, you make the romantic baby boomer wandering youth lifestyle damn hard.

        1. John   13 years ago

          The rise of the technical economy hurt that too. Now if you are super wealthy, you can live about anywhere you want. Fifty years ago, only locals lived in Aspen. Now the locals live far away and commute in. In a place like Manhattan or Paris you are literally competing with the wealth of the entire world to live there. So, I think the boomer wandering youth lifestyle was probably doomed anyway, although zoning didn't help.

          1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

            How do you have so much time to waste here?

            (This is where he does that thing people do, saying "haha you amuse me" because he's pissed and can't do anything about it)

            1. Sharon Stone   13 years ago

              Perhaps it is none of your fucking business what he does here or how much time he spends. Ponder on that asshat.

              1. John does though   13 years ago

                Perhaps it is none of your fucking business what he does here or how much time he spends

                Why so butthurt that John got called on his hypocrisy?

                YOU MAD!

      2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        The immediate time period after, late 80's and 90's were not so bad for recreational mobility. I didn't want to move from my state because the amenities were getting better and better with each passing year, but I had the option with cheap plane tickets and a minimum of hassle to play around in Boston, New York, DC, Atlanta and all over Florida for the three day weekends for some intense fun. Now, I wont fly, as I mind the inconveniences even more than the high prices.

        1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          Also, what is that Neil Young line about everybody else settling down? There is that. I'm in my mid forties, chasing bands, finding sources for rare strains of narcotics, purple jesus and black, and chasing tail is not exactly the sort of things I'm interested in now. My dad that to an early grave.

  83. John   13 years ago

    http://abovethelaw.com/2012/03.....and-video/

    Sign at Scalia protest at Wesleyan University, "Retire to the Dirt usurper of American freedoms".

    But it is not like they used a target sign or something bad.

    1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

      And I notice you're here talking about it.

      AGAIN.

      She's pathetic, you're worse.

    2. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

      How do you have so much time to waste here?

      (This is where he does that thing people do, saying "haha you amuse me" because he's pissed and can't do anything about it)

      1. John   13 years ago

        You are my life rather. Don't you want a fan?

        1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

          "You are my life rather. Don't you want a fan?"

          "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

          Just like I said.

          1. John   13 years ago

            I am not pissed at all. Are angry that I get your humor? I don't understand. This stuff is really funny.

            1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

              "I am not pissed at all. Are angry that I get your humor? I don't understand. This stuff is really funny"

              "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

              Just like I said.

              1. John   13 years ago

                What are we going to do with you rather? Can you tell us some more about the kochtopus and the fibertarians? Call someone gay. That is always good for a laugh.

                White Indian say John angry because of his attachment to agricultural city state. Gold just gold

                1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                  "Gold just gold"

                  "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                  Just like I said.

                  1. John   13 years ago

                    You have made my morning bright rather. Thank you again for your efforts and creativity.

                    1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      "You have made my morning bright rather."

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said.

      2. John   13 years ago

        No rather. you are amusing. The stuff you put up here is funny as hell. It is this perfect characture of your typical emasculated liberal internet tough guy. It is brilliant. I laugh my ass off at it every time you do it.

        What is good is that people are finally getting that it is a joke and appreciating it.

        1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

          "No rather. you are amusing."

          "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

          Just like I said.

          1. John   13 years ago

            I don't think you like it when people laugh at you rather. Why is that? You put a lot of work into this stuff. It is really funny. And you do a good job capturing a certain kind of twisted mindset.

            I understand it is part of the act. You can't take a bow without blowing the character. But, it is really funny. And this board gets boring after a while. Your trolling and completely ridiculous posts have livened it up a bit even if it does take it off topic.

            I am not mad at all. Why would I be?

            1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

              "I am not mad at all. Why would I be?"

              "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

              Just like I said.

              1. John   13 years ago

                You tell me rather. Go baby Go. Tell me some more about the wisdom of White Indian. You kill me every time.

                1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                  "You kill me every time."

                  "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                  Just like I said.

                  1. John   13 years ago

                    No it is because I may choke to death laughing.

                    1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      " I may choke to death laughing."

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said.

                    2. John   13 years ago

                      Someone on this board seems very angry at being laughed at. Don't worry rather. I will never be mad at you I promise. You have provided too many laughs to ever hold anything against you.

                    3. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      "You have provided too many laughs"

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said.

                    4. John   13 years ago

                      I love you rather. 😉

                    5. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                      "I love you rather. ;-)"

                      "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                      Just like I said.

  84. Fluffy   13 years ago

    http://www.seattlepi.com/news/.....397514.php

    Rick Santorum: "Give that kid a medal and some stripes!"

  85. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

    Dance John, Dance!

  86. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Nobody who blogs gets to call out anyone else for wasting their time on the internet, chubbs.

    1. THE RULE OF THE FLUFFSTER   13 years ago

      Plus, if you don't vote, you can't complain.

  87. White Indian's Press Agent   13 years ago

    White Indian fight kochtopus and give wisdom to all fibertarians by providing laughs for all. Only through humor can the city state be destroyed.

    1. Watch John Dance.   13 years ago

      Dance, John, Dance.

      1. John   13 years ago

        That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something.

        1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

          Just fucking stop it okay.

        2. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

          "That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something."

          "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

          Just like I said.

          1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

            Yeah!!

            1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

              "That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something."

              "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

              Just like I said.

          2. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

            If you don't quit it, you are going to make me cry!!

            1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

              "That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something."

              "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

              Just like I said.

              1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something."

                "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                Just like I said.

                And now I am going to cry. There you did it.

                1. Don't you have a life John?   13 years ago

                  "That wasn't me chubbs. But can you give us an encore? Tell us more about how angry I am? Call me a queer or something."

                  "because he's pissed and can't do anything about it"

                  Just like I said.

  88. rather's press agent   13 years ago

    The show is over folks. Rather has left the building.

  89. John's Press Agent   13 years ago

    Messages are being forwarded to puppet master Rather this weekend.

  90. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Fat women will do some crazy things to get a little attention.

    1. u mad bro?   13 years ago
    2. John   13 years ago

      She is a performance artist fluffy. She is dedicated to her art.

      1. John is a fluffy, artsy type.   13 years ago

        It's What's the Matter with Kansas.

        1. John   13 years ago

          That is right. And I hear he is a flaming cock sucker too.

          1. Kochialist Kochsucker   13 years ago

            Got a problem with that?

      2. anon   13 years ago

        Fat women will do some crazy things to get a little attention.

        She is a performance artist fluffy. She is dedicated to her art.

        The pieces of the puzzle are starting to come together.

        1. oh, he so mad!   13 years ago
    3. Stop sharing your sex life   13 years ago
      1. John   13 years ago

        And I bet he is a queer too right rather? You tell him.

        1. It's Kochialism in action.   13 years ago

          Communism is the new queer. It's ok.

          1. John   13 years ago

            Woo Hoo rather.

            1. dance monkey dance   13 years ago
  91. Working for Communist Gov't   13 years ago

    ...is ok if you're a Kochialist.

    1. John   13 years ago

      LOL

      1. u mad bro?   13 years ago
        1. John   13 years ago

          Best morning in weeks.

          1. why u mad bro?   13 years ago
  92. Fluffy   13 years ago

    We had an Atheism Brawl thread and a Rather Run Amok thread in one weekend.

    It's been fun.

    1. John   13 years ago

      Sorry I missed the atheism thread. I bet that was a brawl. But at least I didn't miss this.

      1. he so mad!   13 years ago
        1. John   13 years ago

          No one is mad rather. We are just going to laugh at you. It is what you want isn't it? What do you want if not to entertain us and for us to laugh?

          1. he really is so mad!   13 years ago
            1. John   13 years ago

              No. I am really really really really mad. with caps and explanation points rather. Really mad!!!

              LOL

              1. hey everybody, he mad!   13 years ago
                1. John   13 years ago

                  That is right rather. And you are getting so manic, you forgot the 's.

                  1. nope no s, he mad!   13 years ago
                    1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                      YOU MUST BE MAD AT MY MIGHTY KEYBOARD WARRIOR SKILLS OR ELSE I HAVE FAILED. THE ONLY THING FAT INDIAN FAIL AT IS DIET.

                    2. oh, he so mad!   13 years ago
    2. Right in Two   13 years ago

      God hates Atheists.
      Atheists hate God.

      Society hates Libertards.
      Libertards hate society.

      See, it's so easy.

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        Society hates Libertards.

        What, on Mars?

        Society loves me, babe.

        I'm a white male. Society is set up to serve me, remember?

        I'm also not elderly, disabled, or gender-confused.

        I'm even thin!

        Society kisses my ass every day and caters to me every way it can.

        The police I bitch about here all the time? They can't be nice enough to me IRL. "Is everything OK, sir? Have a nice day, sir!"

        Like Patrick Bateman, I look the right way and my papers are always in order. Society can't get enough of me.

        1. John   13 years ago

          Fluffy,

          I think someone is going to sob herself to sleep tonight.

          1. he so mad!   13 years ago
      2. John   13 years ago

        Me either rather. I plan to go out this afternoon and bask in my privilege. Maybe speed a little and have the cop let me off because I have a military ID and am a white man.

        1. don't be mad!   13 years ago
          1. John   13 years ago

            If you post it enough rather maybe it will be true. Sorry people stopped taking your act seriously. Maybe you should get a new one.

            1. so mad!   13 years ago
        2. Fluffy   13 years ago

          Actually, you should be able to find a St. Patrick's Day parade somewhere nearby where you can break the open container laws and get away with it because it's all in good fun, and then tomorrow the cops will kick some minority kid's ass for loitering.

          PRIVILEGE BITCHES

          1. John   13 years ago

            That is a great idea. Fluffy

            1. oh my he so mad!   13 years ago
      3. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        When I do a round of golf later this afternoon with my buddies in senior management at BB&T, I'll be sure to remind them of their obligation to the 99% of the rest of us as we are drinking from the club's over one hundred selections of imported beer on tap. Yeah, I'm a real social outcast, darling.

        1. doth protest too much   13 years ago

          "Yeah, I'm a real social outcast, darling."

          1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            That all you got? I'm frankly disappointed.

            1. doth protest too much   13 years ago

              You posted a rant on a web board about not being a social outcast.

              You did all the work for me.

              1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                Face it. You hit a wall and you are not as sharp or quick witted as you use to be. Time to give it a rest. Nobody is going to think less of you if you admit to not being on top of your game. For one, it is impossible to think less of you. Even Jordon had to retire before it got ridiculous. Show a little self respect for once.

                1. why u mad bro?   13 years ago
                2. John   13 years ago

                  Yeah. It is getting to be like Ali in the Holmes era around here. She is not the troll she once was.

                  1. Pity, John?   13 years ago
                  2. he so so mad!   13 years ago
                3. doth protest too much   13 years ago

                  "Show a little self respect for once."

                  "You posted a rant on a web board about not being a social outcast."

                  pot, kettle, etc.

                4. so mad!   13 years ago

                  "Show a little self respect for once."

                  "You posted a rant on a web board about not being a social outcast."

                  Pot, kettle, etc.

                  1. you mad bro?   13 years ago
                5. WTF?   13 years ago

                  "Jordon"

                  What kind of idiot social outcast rants about not being a social outcast, then misspells JordAn's name in his example?

                  1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                    Now it is desperately trying to prove it will NOT go gently into that good night after I advised it to give it up and accept fate.

                    Dance. Puppet. Dance.

                    1. Michael Jordon   13 years ago

                      "One thing, before I leave,... "

                      "Now it is desperately trying to prove it will NOT go gently into that good night after I advised it to give it up and accept fate."

                      "Yeah, I'm a real social outcast, darling."

                      "Dance. Puppet. Dance."

                      Wow, did you ever.

                    2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

                      Ah, anonpussy, here is a song just for you:

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64BFfsifs5Q

                      I can sing
                      I can dance
                      Just give me a chance
                      To do my turn for you
                      There's a change I'll slip
                      But with stiff upper lip
                      I'll sing a song for you
                      Laughter is free
                      But it's so hard to be a jester
                      All the time
                      And no one's believing
                      I'm the same when I'm bleeding
                      And I hurt all the time deep inside

                    3. Michael Jordon   13 years ago

                      "Ah, anonpussy, here is a song just for you:"

                      Of course there is, you were leaving but now you're not, because you're mad.

      4. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        I'm a pure-blooded Eastern Slav, white as can be. I'm not quite as privileged as all these Aryan mother-truckers, sure, but I'm still one privileged G.

      5. Fat Indian   13 years ago

        I FORGOT GOD HATE FAGS

        1. he so mad!   13 years ago
  93. Libertymike   13 years ago

    Selling to Stalin's mass murdering mob is not the same thing as making a product or providing a service upon a completely voluntary basis, free of coercion.

    How much property was confiscated from russian peasants and how many kulaks were murdered so that Stalin could take their land and property so that Koch & Co. could be paid?

    Doing "business" with the state is just rent seeking scumminess.

    1. Libertymike   13 years ago

      However, the sins of the grandfather should not be visited upon the grandsons - even if the latter fail to acknowledge that the foundation of their wealth was built upon trade with mass murdering bolzheviks.

      1. How convenient.   13 years ago
    2. Fluffy   13 years ago

      Admiral Akbar say, "It's a trap, dude."

      Once you declare that money paid to you by a customer isn't earned if that customer has ever violated the rights of another, it's a short bus ride to the Proudonistic fallacy.

      1. gov't customers are teh best!   13 years ago

        I made my money making ovens to roast jews. Thanks for protecting fascism, Fluffy.

        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          I made my money in twinkie eating contests. Thanks for protecting faggots, Hostess!

    3. Tim   13 years ago

      Selling to Stalin's mass murdering mob

      You mean the Russian population? They made their choice.

      1. Libertymike   13 years ago

        Fluffy, am I advocating that the wealth of the Kochs' be confiscated?

        You can't invoke Proudhonism to shield the profligacy of rent seeking.

        Same deal with reparations for either descendants of slaves or the thousands and thousands of native amercians who were slaughtered by the likes of Sherman and Sheridan.

        1. How convenient.   13 years ago

          So might does make right, at least in time.

          1. John   13 years ago

            White Indian say might doesn't make right.

            good stuff rather.

            1. he so so mad!   13 years ago
        2. Fluffy   13 years ago

          If you make a seller responsible for the justice of all transactions that led to his buyer having the money available to buy, you destroy the concept of property.

          There is no property anywhere where you can't injustice if you go far enough back on the chain.

          Since this has ALWAYS been true, the property that was supposedly stolen would never have had a legitimate owner - and thus could not have been "stolen". The snake swallows itself.

          The argument "Your fortune is unearned because your grandfather sold to the Soviets" can only be valid if there was someone, somewhere, that grandfather could have sold to whose money would not have also been tainted. But there isn't.

          If Grandpa didn't "earn" his money, then neither did anyone who held property under the czars. And if those people didn't earn it, then the Bolsheviks did nothing wrong when they stole it. And so on, back in time.

          1. Laundering the Aggression   13 years ago

            Takes away all the filth, leaves the money intact.

            Use as directed.

            1. Fluffy   13 years ago

              No.

              If there's no such thing as property, then there is no aggression.

              These are the only two choices:

              1. It is possible to identify property to which an individual can be said to have a right.

              2. I can take whatever the fuck I want.

              Those two choices subsume within themselves every possibility in the range.

              It's a heads I win, tails I kill you and take the coin kind of situation.

              If #1 is not true, I can do whatever I want, and your entire critique is meaningless. If #1 is true, then your entire critique is false.

  94. John   13 years ago

    It has been fun rather. Thanks for an entertaining couple of hours.

    1. so mad! he so so mad!   13 years ago
  95. Libertymike   13 years ago

    The BBC is reporting that an american soldier has gone on a killing spree in Kandahar. He is reported to have killed 15 or 16 by breaking into homes and having at it.

    Gotta support those troops. They are protecting my freedoms!

    1. Trail of Tears   13 years ago

      It's ok when Americans do it for profit. At least it is after a generation, which launders the evil into pure goodness.

    2. Beth   13 years ago

      Another American war crime. I wish I could personally apologize for what we've done to their country.

      http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03.....ia=siderec

      1. the whiney librulz again   13 years ago

        it's ok, Beth, it makes money.

        War is a racket, and all rackets are wonderful, because governments are the best customers for free market wealth creation.

      2. tarran   13 years ago

        Why should you apologize? Have you committed any warcrimes? Are you part of the organization calling itself the Federal Government of the United states?

        1. you paid for it   13 years ago
    3. Nobel Ctee   13 years ago

      Is it too late to take back the peace prize?

    4. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      Gotta support those troops. They are protecting my freedoms!

      That true statement is in no way contradicted by this story.

  96. gov't customers are teh best!   13 years ago

    IG Farben held the patent for the pesticide Zyklon B (used in Holocaust gas chambers.)

    It's libertarian to sell to tyrannical governments. It's fascist. Hey, What's the difference?

    1. Laundered libertarian goodness   13 years ago

      If they did it through a corporation, it's ok.

      1. happy to murder indians   13 years ago

        Yup. Problem?

        1. Niggers too?   13 years ago

          In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

          Cops must be unleashed, and allowed to administer instant punishment...unleash the cops to clear the streets of bums and vagrants. Where will they go? Who cares?

          ~Murray Rothbard, (1926-1995) the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism

  97. Kochialism   13 years ago

    Profiting from socialism's misery is true freedom.

    1. John   13 years ago

      White Indian not like Kochs.

      1. john excuses evil   13 years ago

        It's What's the Matter with Kansas.

      2. he STILL mad!   13 years ago
      3. John does though   13 years ago

        He spent a whole morning talking about them the other day.

        1. Kochialism is ok.   13 years ago

          Communists Customers are Kosher.

          1. SON OF KOCH   13 years ago

            I WILL PROFIT FROM ANYONE WHO WILL TRADE WITH ME. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN GO BUZZ UP SOMEBODY ELSE'S ASSHOLE, RECTAL FLY.

    2. it's not fascism when we do it   13 years ago
    3. happy to murder indians   13 years ago

      Better than not profiting. Fuck those commies anyways; they deserve what they get.

      1. Niggers too?   13 years ago

        In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

        Cops must be unleashed, and allowed to administer instant punishment...unleash the cops to clear the streets of bums and vagrants. Where will they go? Who cares?

        ~Murray Rothbard, (1926-1995) the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism.

  98. What's the Matter with Kansas?   13 years ago
    1. Are you angry with God?   13 years ago
      1. Did a believer hurt you?   13 years ago
        1. happy to murder indians   13 years ago

          Nope, but could you find me an indian reservation to take out? I mean, we never finished the job, and I'd only be happy to.

          1. Niggers too?   13 years ago

            In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

            Cops must be unleashed, and allowed to administer instant punishment...unleash the cops to clear the streets of bums and vagrants. Where will they go? Who cares?

            ~Murray Rothbard, (1926-1995) the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism.

  99. Are all fibertarians Godless?   13 years ago
    1. happy to murder indians   13 years ago

      Only the smart ones.

      1. Them nigra coons too?   13 years ago

        In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

        Cops must be unleashed, and allowed to administer instant punishment...unleash the cops to clear the streets of bums and vagrants. Where will they go? Who cares?

        ~Murray Rothbard, (1926-1995) the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism.

        1. Mr Whipple   13 years ago

          and the founder of libertarianism.

          I think Proudhon is credited with being the "founder" of libertarianism.

  100. T Clark   13 years ago

    Thank you, Mr. Gillespie, for writing a column about Andrew Breitbart's death without using the phrase "speak ill of the dead."

  101. Killazontherun   13 years ago

    One thing, before I leave, being the diplomat that I am, Israel, we have had our differences you and I, but I may have a solution for your problem based upon sound libertarian principles.

    http://www.israelnationalnews......spx/153623

    Step One: Go to you every house hold in the Gaza strip, hand out AK-47's to every adult member.

    Step Two: Close the gates behind you to everything but trade in basic needs.

    Step Three: Air drop ammo in every neighborhood.

    Step Four: Announce that the gates will be closed until YOU deal with your Hamas problem.

    1. Old Testament slaughter   13 years ago

      It's so libertarian.

      1. *ouch*   13 years ago
    2. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      If they were good rational people, the palis would do just that. But they are Jew-hating savages they would kill more Jews with those guns and bullets.

  102. Fluffy   13 years ago

    Israel broke the cease fire first.

    1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      True. But wading through the justice of the situation only gets you deeper into the thickets. The simplest way out would be for the Palestinians themselves to break Hamas. They retain their self respect, and the Israeli politicians can crow victory; in my cynical view, a peaceful solution requires both before you can ever get started on one.

      1. But on the other hand....   13 years ago

        The simplest way out would be for the Jews themselves to break Zionism.

        1. *ouch*   13 years ago
    2. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      Ceasefires with genocidal terrorists are made to be broken.

  103. P Brooks   13 years ago

    invading again

    concern troll army of one

    squawking parrot sounds

    1. why u mad bro?   13 years ago
  104. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

    Is it my positive right to eat my own body weight?
    Is it my negative right to claim my own heritage as injun?
    Is it my positively negative right to coerce others into being hunter-gathers inside the city-state?
    Is it my negatively positive right to masterbate into the chest cavity of a raw uncooked chicken?
    Is it my boldly highlighted right to post my shitty essays for all of you to read?
    Is it my safe to assume right that y'all think the word fibertard is clever?

    1. why u mad bro?   13 years ago

      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

      1. u mad bro or u bad ho?   13 years ago
  105. omnibot   13 years ago

    Want: Lambo's new Aventador J
    http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-.....2012-03-05

  106. omnibot   13 years ago

    Ray Hudson is in full voice for today's Barca match.

    1. sloopyinca   13 years ago

      Does the closed captioning work? I want to know what's going on and I can't understand that Geordie fuck at all.

      1. omnibot   13 years ago

        "Messi again! Sublime? Sublimess!"

  107. Suthenboy   13 years ago

    Could someone explain to me who this fucking troll is and what their problem is? They never go away and never quit, its like 24 hrs a day shitting all over this site.

    What the fuck??

    1. why u mad bro?   13 years ago
    2. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

      The troll is Jason Godesky a neo-primitivist computer geek from Pittsburgh who enjoyed his anthropology classes just a little too much (though the troll itself denies this, most of his rants match Godesky's interests as shown on his Wikipedia user page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Jefgodesky). Given that he is a fat, manic loser that no woman will touch he has plenty of time to troll H&R.

      There is a school of thought that the troll is rather, but I don't buy it. The troll is always able to post some screed that is on point in response to what anyone says (never mind that its point is idiotic). Given this, it seems likely that we are dealing with one of Eric Hoffer's "true believers" and that, for me, gives strength to it being Godesky and discounts the "it's rather" theory.

      1. Jason's married; you're not.   13 years ago

        why u so mad, bro?

        1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

          Sure you are Batman.

          1. Envy, John?   13 years ago
            1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

              Chase your tail fat boy (you might just lose some weight). John subscribes to the opposite theory.

              1. Pity, John?   13 years ago
                1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                  Under different circumstances I might pity you Jason (obvious sad sack that you are), but you long ago bored me with your schtick and now you just annoy me (just like you do everyone else here).

                  1. why u so mad, John?   13 years ago
                    1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      It doesn't rise to anger Jason, but we are obviously annoyed that we can't have a conversation about anything without you taking a giant dump right in the middle of our coffee table. I know a lot of Indians (Cherokee mostly) and they are unfailingly polite and kind people-you are nothing like any of them.

                    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      OT: I know a Lakota Indian who thinks reservations are retarded and that Indians should assimilate into traditional American culture. He even has dark skin, pronounced facial features, and a quirk to his accent typical of his people. I guess he's a racist, Gaia-raping, polluting libertard, too, eh?

                    3. Charles Dickens   13 years ago

                      TO come to the point at once, I beg to say that I have not the least belief in the Noble Savage. I consider him a prodigious nuisance, and an enormous superstition... I don't care what he calls me. I call him a savage, and I call a savage a something highly desirable to be civilised off the face of the earth...... Yielding to whichsoever of these agreeable eccentricities, he is a savage - cruel, false, thievish, murderous; addicted more or less to grease, entrails, and beastly customs; a wild animal with the questionable gift of boasting; a conceited, tiresome, bloodthirsty, monotonous humbug.

                    4. "It doesn't rise to anger"   13 years ago

                      Yeah, it does. Why?

                      Because you can't whitewash the aggression necessary to capitalism anymore.

                      I keep bringing the initiation-of-violence right out in the open.

                      That seems to cause a Fibertarian RIOT. LuLz!

                    5. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Alright, let's try this seriously. Explain to me the aggression necessary to capitalism.

                    6. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                      YOU FORCE ME TO WORK TO PAY FOR TWINKIES INSTEAD OF GROWING THEM

                    7. Confused, Fibertard?   13 years ago

                      For the love of money [POLIS' privation property values] is the root of all evil [POLICe brutality.]

                    8. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Oh one of us here is obviously very angry Jason, it's the one throwing a tantrum right in the middle of someone else's public space.

                      Just what is the matter Jason? Upset that you gave up on Anthropik so easily? Disappointed in the failure of "Toby's people"? Tired of waiting for the fall of civilization so that you can become the "technoshaman" of some paleolithic gang of soap-avoiders?

                      Shouldn't you be out in the Alleghany wilderness area practicing your back to wilderness skills?

                    9. John throwing Tantrum   13 years ago

                      Just what is the matter John?

                    10. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Come on Jason-do you only live your primitivist lifestyle during summer? Just why aren't you out there living the dream?

                    11. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Because he's cruelly denied the right to gambol through peoples' backyard properties. He's afraid one of those venerable libertard redneck racists he's been raging about is going to catch him gamboling in his fridge and shoot him.

                      Can't be livin' the degenerate primitivist's dream while gambol lockdown is in full effect, can he?

                    12. The WHITE RIGHT to TAKE!   13 years ago

                      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
                      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

                      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

                    13. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      Down's pride, basement wide.

                      Right, Injun?

                    14. why U so mad, bro?   13 years ago
                    15. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

                      *Overused meme alert*

                    16. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

                      Is it my positive right to eat my own body weight?
                      Is it my negative right to claim my own heritage as injun?
                      Is it my positively negative right to coerce others into being hunter-gathers inside the city-state?
                      Is it my negatively positive right to masterbate into the chest cavity of a raw uncooked chicken?
                      Is it my boldly highlighted right to post my shitty essays for all of you to read?
                      Is it my safe to assume right that y'all think the word fibertard is clever?

                    17. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      That's undoubtedly it. Can you imagine how miserable it must be to be reminded every day how remote and unattainable your "dream" must be? There must be no joy that he can take in the life that he has, since he finds his fantasy so enthralling.

                      What a trap he has set for himself.

                    18. The Somalian Dream: Live it!   13 years ago

                      REGULATION VACATION CELEBRATION!
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDv4sYwjO0

                      Lest we be accused of misrepresenting their views, actual Libertarians have been kicking around this take on Somalia with a straight face for some time now. No shit:
                      mises.org/story/2066

                      A more nuanced completely insane view is that Somalia has been awesome-ized by Anarchism, not Libertarianism.
                      reason.com/blog/show/117519.html

                      Fair 'nuff, but as far as we can tell the difference between a Libertarian and an Anarchist usually seems to be a bachelor's degree.

                      So, it's fun to see folks like Glenn Beck eagerly veering into freaky yee-hah populist Libertarian zone. Go for it, guys. That's rebuilding the ol' brand.

                    19. What a trap...   13 years ago

                      ...Libertard has set for himself.

                    20. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      Yes Jason, and that manifests itself by my constantly going over to primitivist websites and shitting all over their threads.

                    21. Fibertards shit on own threads   13 years ago

                      ...blame Injuns.

                      Typical city-Statist behavior.

                      Are you like an east coast librulz in disguise?

                    22. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                      I only blame you Jason.

      2. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

        WRONG
        IT IS I, YOUR QUEEN

        1. Dance, John, Dance!   13 years ago
        2. Jason's married...   13 years ago

          ...to a fat sack of shit.

          1. Princess Leia   13 years ago

            If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive.

      3. UvalDuvalCuckoo   13 years ago

        Godesky appears to be married but the rest of what you wrote is true. On the other hand, I'm not sure he really rises to Computer Geek Status. A 'software' engineer who's resume features javascript and basic html as top accomplishments is pretty sad. Methinks someone needs to start spending more time learning more about Hopfield and less about Gamboling... more about NLP and less about Fibtards.

        I'm getting to the point of annoyance with his schtick that I'm on the verge of writing a Bot that that can replace him. If I actually let it post to H&R, I'm willing to bet no one would be able to tell the difference as simulating him takes about as much AI sophistication as Pong did.

        1. jacob the barbarian   13 years ago

          go for it, I double dog dare ya.

          1. UvalDuvalCuckoo   13 years ago

            Who can turn down a challenge like that? It'll take a day to scrape his latest postings but I think it's worth doing. When people see what the GodeskyBot posts compared to the real one - maybe they'll stop feeding the troll. It'll post as GodeskyBot and use GodeskyBot@williamgryan.mobi as the email address - just need to double check with reason that I'm not violating terms of use by doing it, but I don't think 3-5 replies on a few posts would ruffle anyone's feathers , do you?

  108. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    This could be interesting.

    FTA: But the best part was filling the 14 seats on the Clark County Republican Party Executive Board. These are the people who set local policy. Each of the candidates was given only 30 seconds to speak.

    Are you ready for this?

    ALL 14 SEATS WERE WON BY RON PAUL DELEGATES! A total sweep!

    Interesting development. Looks like Paul basically has control over Nevada's GOP machine.

    1. "I disavow." ~Newt Paul   13 years ago

      Don't mind what I signed.

  109. VPOTUS   13 years ago

    Test your might, Test your might,
    Test your might, Test your might.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    EXCELLENT!
    Brandon, Joshua Corning, Killazontherun, Tulpa,
    Sugarfree, Pro liberate, Res Publica Americana.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    Warty, strike, John, RoboCain,
    Auric Demonocles, Tony, sloopyinca.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    FIGHT!
    Test your might, Test your might.
    Loki, Commentariat GOP Shill, invisible furry hand, Fist of Etiquette,
    Mr. FIFY, Fluffy, Red Rocks Rockin.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!

    1. why is John Galt mad, bro?   13 years ago

      ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
      ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

      "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

      1. John   13 years ago

        You are so cool rather. John halt and bro in one post. Wow no one does liberal douche with masculinity issues like you. You own that charecter. Now post are you mad bro.

        1. you cool, bro?   13 years ago
  110. P Brooks   13 years ago

    Mad?

    It overestimates itself.

    Boring troll is boring.

    1. why u so mad bro?   13 years ago
    2. Res publicanum Vindicatum   13 years ago

      When the trolls return to Reason, and a comet rips the sky, and the Holy Trolling Empire rises, then you and I must die. From the eternal sea he (Injun) rises, creating armies on either shore, turning Man against his brother, until Man exists no more.

      1. Bono   13 years ago

        God, I'm such a phony.

        You guys who grew up listening and venting to my music must feel pretty ridiculous now, huh?

        We see the sun go down in your eyes
        You run like river, on like a sea

        So deep. Got so much pussy out of that I smelled like tripe the entire Joshua Tree tour.

  111. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

    I AM QUEEN OF REASON
    OBEY ME AND RESPOND TO ME

    1. Is that you, John Wayne?   13 years ago

      Is this me?

  112. Almanian   13 years ago

    I really love when trolls repeat strawman posts ad nauseum. SO bitchin'!

    1. Quote a libertarian.   13 years ago

      Get called strawman.

      It's cool, bro.

      But why wasn't it a Non Sequitur? Did your libertard retort spinner stop elsewhere this time?

      1. You Are   13 years ago

        Pavlov's dog, troll

  113. There's no bad way to make $$$   13 years ago

    Kochsucking dollars from communist government is good.

    Even welfare from american government is good.

    Dollars are dollars, bitch.

    1. IB Farben   13 years ago

      I like this libertarian stuff, almost as much as the money I made from Zyklon B.

      1. Zyklon B launders your profits   13 years ago

        ...with an indulgence from the libertarian priesthood.

    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord:
      He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
      He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
      His truth is marching on.

    3. Libertymike   13 years ago

      Thank god you can finally see the lunacy of the 10(b)-5 regime.

      So what if you know someone who's got some inside, "nonpublic" 411?

  114. sing along boys and girls   13 years ago

    Glory, glory hallelujah,
    Teacher hit me with a ruler,
    Hid behind the door,
    With a loaded .44,
    And there ain't no teacher anymore.

    1. Res publicanum Vindicatum   13 years ago

      He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
      He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
      Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
      Our God is marching on.

  115. White Inbreed   13 years ago

    Mother Gaia don't give no fuck about no 10(b)-5 ' 411s, motherfucker.

    HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    1. White Rite Libertard Inbreed   13 years ago

      Sugar daddy don't give no fuck about no communist regime, KOCHsucker.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        1) Who said I was a libertarian?

        2) I understand an hour of trolling here and there, but all day, most days, relentlessly? Do you have a job/go to college/have a girlfriend to fuck/video games to play? Any of them?

        1. why you so mad, bro?   13 years ago
          1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

            Those were serious questions, but okay.

            1. cuntstain   13 years ago

              1.) Who called you libertarian?

              2.) Isn't this a libertarian website?

              Those are serious questions, ok?

              1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                1) You did, referencing me as a "libertard" in your handle.

                2) It's a website whose authors are generally libertarian and whose regulars range from Goldwater republicans to anarcho-capitalists.

                1. quit whining, libertard   13 years ago
                  1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                    Quit winning? Why the fuck would I do that, cuntstain?

                    1. cuntstain?   13 years ago

                      why you so mad, bro?

                2. Libertymike   13 years ago

                  Just curious, how does Tony fit within that range?

                  1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                    He doesn't. My categorization of "regulars" included only people who aren't completely full of shit.

                    1. excluding yourself is noble   13 years ago
                    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

                      When you tell jokes to Mama in your oh-so-precious little basement skits, does she laugh at them? How many hands would I need to count all the welfare babies in your house?

                    3. u mad bro?   13 years ago
                  2. Nipplemancer   13 years ago

                    Tony doesn't exist. He may have at one time, but that ship done sailed.

      2. Charles Dickens   13 years ago

        TO come to the point at once, I beg to say that I have not the least belief in the Noble Savage. I consider him a prodigious nuisance, and an enormous superstition... I don't care what he calls me. I call him a savage, and I call a savage a something highly desirable to be civilised off the face of the earth...... Yielding to whichsoever of these agreeable eccentricities, he is a savage - cruel, false, thievish, murderous; addicted more or less to grease, entrails, and beastly customs; a wild animal with the questionable gift of boasting; a conceited, tiresome, bloodthirsty, monotonous humbug.

        1. But on the other hand...   13 years ago

          TO come to the point at once, I beg to say that I have not the least belief in the Noble Englishman. I consider him a prodigious nuisance, and an enormous superstition... I don't care what he calls me. I call him an aggressor, and I call an Englishman a something highly desirable to be rewilded off the face of the earth...... Yielding to whichsoever of these agreeable eccentricities, he is a cityStatist brute - cruel, false, thievish, murderous; addicted more or less to oil, pollution, and murderous customs; a domesticated animal with the questionable gift of boasting; a conceited, tiresome, bloodthirsty, monotonous humbug.

          1. Chuck Dickens   13 years ago

            TO come to the point at once, I beg to say that I have not the least belief in the Noble Savage. I consider him a prodigious nuisance, and an enormous superstition... I don't care what he calls me. I call him a savage, and I call a savage a something highly desirable to be civilised off the face of the earth...... Yielding to whichsoever of these agreeable eccentricities, he is a savage - cruel, false, thievish, murderous; addicted more or less to grease, entrails, and beastly customs; a wild animal with the questionable gift of boasting; a conceited, tiresome, bloodthirsty, monotonous humbug.

            1. Pete and Repeat were in a boat   13 years ago

              Pete fell out and who was left?

  116. db   13 years ago

    Reading these weekend threads really has opened up my insight into what the everyday conversation in an insane asylum must be like.

    1. Libertarian Asylum   13 years ago

      you mad bro?

      1. db   13 years ago

        Not in the sense that you are.

        1. why you so mad, bro?   13 years ago
          1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

            *Overused meme alert*

            1. ya think?   13 years ago
              1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

                The better question is do you have a job?

    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      That's probably why White Cuntstain's grandmother chained him to a John Deere and left him in the barn with the inbred sheep and pigs. If only she'd taken his computer away, too.

      1. cuntstain?   13 years ago

        why you so mad, bro?

  117. sloopyinca   13 years ago

    Hey, Dolphins fans! WTF happened to the whole "Peyton will end up in Miami" thing?

    Arizona I get, but I'm shocked that he would want to play outdoors in a cold-as-fuck stadium over Miami.

    Thoughts?

  118. John   13 years ago

    Rather, you own the character of the dickless, angry liberal douche. Come on, tell everyone how they are angry. Use a hip term like "bro".

    Did you date guys like this? How do you do? It is this perfectly pitched voice of a angry, no balls, smug liberal male.

    We salute you rather.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      I remember getting into a heater discussion about affirmative action and the Second Amendment with a friend of my sister's, who happened to be the epitome of a shitheaded progressive -- excruciatingly smug, unbelievably ignorant of all things historic and political, and a proud owner of an Obama bumper sticker.

      His explosive response to my argument, towards the very loud and confrontational end, was that I was a quasi-Nazi retard who should really get out of his country and go back to Russia.

      The irony burned intensely. He was probably the troll's twin brother.

      1. libertards start fights   13 years ago

        get called out

        come here and whine

        to their excruciatingly smug, unbelievably ignorant brothers -- who have elected 2 dogcatchers in 10 years.

        Funny. Every. Day.

        1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

          Are you even trying anymore?

          1. Yoda   13 years ago

            Anger, fear, aggression... the dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

            1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

              You realize that "dickless wonder" isn't a compliment, right?

              1. ya think?   13 years ago
    2. ^dickless angry Kansas douche^   13 years ago

      why you so mad bro?

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        How does it feel to know, you fucktarded dreg, that an ounce of rabbit shit is more valuable by every possible measure or standard than you and your entire existence?

        1. Yoda   13 years ago

          Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.

          1. Eddie Murphy   13 years ago

            You one dumb muthafucka.

            1. why you so mad bro?   13 years ago
              1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

                *Over used meme alert*

                1. ya think?   13 years ago
  119. The Wisdom of Fibertardians   13 years ago

    You realize that "dickless wonder" isn't a compliment, right?

    I shall forever sit at your feet, oh great one.

    1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      Don't. The pervasive odor of moose shit and and flees aren't exactly good things. The gutter's a more suitable place for you.

      1. why U so mad, bro?   13 years ago
  120. Launder your communist profits   13 years ago

    ..with Zyklon B.

    No corporation can do wrong if it makes money from tyrannical government, like the KOCH Industries did.

    You'll love the way you feel.

    ~IG Farben

  121. All Around   13 years ago

    Dear Reason,

    You have the least reasonable commenters I have ever seen. Do you recruit them from the Goth lunch tables at Middle Schools? I know you don't believe in censorship, which is why I believe your comments sections degrade into digital Road Warrior. If this is what minimalist intervention fosters, I will be changing my mind about the role of authority.

    1. Right Wing Authoritarian   13 years ago

      Welcome to the neo-con fold, my dear prodigal son. Wallow no more in that libertarian bullshit.

      ~signed
      Darth Vader

      1. All Around   13 years ago

        Neo-Cons are crying manboobs. What you savages need is Robespierre, or maybe Uncle Adolf.

        ~Dying declaration of Civilization

    2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

      White Indian has that effect on communities.

      1. WI exposes the violence   13 years ago

        which makes the self-styled "libertarian" city-Statist "commun-ity" angry.

        Very angry.

        P.S. Questions:

        ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
        ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

        "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

        1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

          Is it my positive right to eat my own body weight?
          Is it my negative right to claim my own heritage as injun?
          Is it my positively negative right to coerce others into being hunter-gathers inside the city-state?
          Is it my negatively positive right to masterbate into the chest cavity of a raw uncooked chicken?
          Is it my boldly highlighted right to post my shitty essays for all of you to read?
          Is it my safe to assume right that y'all think the word fibertard is clever?

          1. Libertard Rages On   13 years ago

            Funny. Every. Day.

            1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

              Likewise, fat man.

            2. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

              Is it only okay if you do the spamming douchebag?

        2. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          A little something about my fellow neolithic bandmate.

          Described by one of his teachers as "one of the most intelligent and aware students I have encountered in 33 years of teaching. ? He is amazing!" Jason has won awards for fiction and oratory and Web page design. As acting Editor-in- Chief, Jason founded The Saxon Shore five years ago. From those humble beginnings, the Saxon Shore has grown in size and scope. These days, Jason mainly works with the technical and design issues of running the Shore, more and more leaving academic issues in more professional hands

          All that and he still has time to [GAMBOL]

          1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

            It continues...the hypocrisy I mean!

            Jason Godesky is the author of Soulforge, a seven chapter sage, which chronicles the travels of Rakeesh the Liontaur's Paladin Sword, "Soulforge."

            Sounds kinda violent to me! Not the normal behavior mode found in a peaceful forager.

            1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

              ....and Mr. Natural has to keep his day job. To fortify the Twinkie, Ring Ding, and Yoo Hoo budget.

              Jason Godesky is also the president of the Association for Computing Machinery (PittACM) and Visual Editor of the The Pittsburgh Undergraduate Review at the
              University of Pittsburgh.

              Jason how do you find the time....you're just thooper!

          2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            Aw, a teacher's pet, even. Seeking approval of that voice in his head, 'I hit those libertarians good and hard! Did I do good, teacher?'

            Of course you did, Jason. Now come over here and let me pat you on the head.

    3. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

      Drink!!

      1. Answer the questions.   13 years ago

        They're right down your alley.

        1. Can we ban WI questions...   13 years ago

          ...and continue to blissfully whitewash the aggression necessary to agricultural city-Statism (civilization?)

      2. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        Something powerful, I hope, like medical spirit diluted in a little water, followed by more, and more, and more. And some more. There's no other way to cope with this shit.

        1. u drunk bro?   13 years ago
          1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

            Yes

            1. John   13 years ago

              *hick*

        2. EDG reppin' LBC   13 years ago

          I was thinking more like Wild Turkey, neat.

  122. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

    I've ruined another thread!

    1. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

      I've made everyone talk about ME!

      1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

        U liek to use memes bro dawg tribal bro?

  123. VPOTUS   13 years ago

    Test your might, Test your might,
    Test your might, Test your might.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    EXCELLENT!
    Brandon, Joshua Corning, Killazontherun, Tulpa,
    Sugarfree, Pro liberate, Res Publica Americana.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    Warty, strike, John, RoboCain,
    Auric Demonocles, Tony, sloopyinca.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    (Excellent)
    FIGHT!
    Test your might, Test your might.
    Loki, Commentariat GOP Shill, invisible furry hand, Fist of Etiquette,
    Mr. FIFY, Fluffy, Red Rocks Rockin.
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    MORTAL KOMBAT!

    1. Fat Idiot   13 years ago

      Feel free to email me at rctlfy@hotmail.com. Thanks guys.

      1. Live News   13 years ago

        Test your might, Test your might,
        Test your might, Test your might.
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        FIGHT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        (Excellent)
        EXCELLENT!
        Brandon, Joshua Corning, Killazontherun, Fat Idiot,
        Sugarfree, Pro liberate, Res Publica Americana.
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        FIGHT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        (Excellent)
        (Excellent)
        Warty, strike, John, RoboCain,
        Auric Demonocles, Tony, sloopyinca.
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        (Excellent)
        (Excellent)
        (Excellent)
        (Excellent)
        FIGHT!
        Test your might, Test your might.
        Loki, Commentariat GOP Shill, invisible furry hand, Fist of Etiquette,
        Mr. FIFY, Fluffy, Red Rocks Rockin.
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        FIGHT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!
        MORTAL KOMBAT!

  124. Live News   13 years ago

    Sixteen Afghan civilians killed in U.S. shooting spree

    http://www.reuters.com/article.....2V20120311

    1. They're tribalist anyway.   13 years ago

      So it's ok, bro.

      1. Libertymike   13 years ago

        Look upthread my rotund redskin comrade, I beat you to it.

  125. Fat Idiot   13 years ago

    Feel free to email me at rctlfy@hotmail.com. Thanks guys.

    1. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

      Can rant about my neo-tribalist bullshit there?

      1. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      2. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      3. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      4. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      5. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      6. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      7. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      8. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

      9. Live News   13 years ago

        fuck

        1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

          Spamming doesn't stop my email address of rctlfy@hotmail.com from showing up.

          1. Frustrated Fibertard   13 years ago

            Can't answer simple questions about rights.

            So they start using Marxist tactics.

            Nice going, Commietard.

      10. One more time, bro!   13 years ago
  126. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  127. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  128. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  129. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  130. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  131. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  132. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  133. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  134. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  135. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  136. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  137. Live News   13 years ago

    fuck

  138. Fat Indian   13 years ago

    Feel free to email me at rctlfy@hotmail.com. Thanks guys.

    1. Frustrated Fibertard   13 years ago

      Can't answer simple questions about rights.

      So they start using Marxist tactics.

      Nice going, Commietard.

  139. Queen Rectal   13 years ago

    YA! Keep talking about ME!

    1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

      Don't forget, you can just email me directly rctlfy@hotmail.com. It's a good way to keep the spam down. Well, unless you sign me up for various newsletters and stuff...

      1. Frustrated Fibertard   13 years ago

        Can't answer simple questions about rights.

        So they start using Marxist tactics.

        Nice going, Commietard.

  140. Questions on Rights   13 years ago

    ? Is any white person's right an individual or collective right?
    ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

    "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

    Never have got an answer yet, just DAYS OF RAGE.

    1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

      Feel free to email me at rctlfy@hotmail.com. We can discuss this further.

      1. Frustrated Fibertard   13 years ago

        Can't answer simple questions about rights.

        So they start using Marxist tactics.

        Nice going, Commietard.

        1. John   13 years ago

          And I bet they are really mad too. And probably gay.

    2. Jason Gordoesky   13 years ago

      .....the fatman hasn't answered these either.

      Is it my positive right to eat my own body weight?
      Is it my negative right to claim my own heritage as injun?
      Is it my positively negative right to coerce others into being hunter-gathers inside the city-state?
      Is it my negatively positive right to masterbate into the chest cavity of a raw uncooked chicken?
      Is it my boldly highlighted right to post my shitty essays for all of you to read?
      Is it my safe to assume right that y'all think the word fibertard is clever?

      1. ^Frustrated Fibertard lost it^   13 years ago

        Concept of rights got you confused?

    3. Fluffy   13 years ago

      I answered you.

      And you had nothing to say.

      So I guess you can drop this bit of your shtick now.

      1. evasion is not an answer   13 years ago

        Try again, Fluffy.

        1. John   13 years ago

          Go rather Go.

    4. Anti Post-Scarcity   13 years ago

      I have a right to eatz heapum babiez

  141. Mike M.   13 years ago

    On a completely unrelated note, gas in my area just jumped up five to ten cents a gallon yesterday in the blink of an eye. $3.85 is now about the cheapest we can get around here. $4 is just a matter of a couple of weeks away.

    1. Eat here. Get gas.   13 years ago
  142. All Around   13 years ago

    Yes, I would officially call the Stasi myself and have you all put into labor camps if given the opportunity.

    1. If the KOCHs run the camps...   13 years ago

      ...for a different regime than their home country, are their profits washed white as snow in the blood of the lamb?

      A People's History of Koch Industries: How Stalin Funded the Tea Party Movement
      http://exiledonline.com/a-peop.....-movement/

      1. All Around   13 years ago

        Starting with you.

        1. Obama   13 years ago

          Want my Nobel Predator Drone prize?

      2. Koch lived up to the slogan:   13 years ago

        "Work hard enough for Comrade Stalin to thank you!"

  143. Fat Indian   13 years ago

    Feel free to email me at rctlfy@hotmail.com. Thanks guys.

    1. Frustrated Fibertard   13 years ago

      Can't answer simple questions about rights.

      So they start using Marxist tactics.

      Nice going, Commietards.

      1. John   13 years ago

        Are you going to cry now rather? They were so mean to you on this thread.

      2. Argicultural City-Statists   13 years ago

        We're coming for you Godeskey!

        1. John   13 years ago

          We are taking your cheese burgers.

  144. Ron Paul won VI   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

    1. Never mind what I signed.   13 years ago

      "I disavow." ~Newt Paul

  145. P Brooks   13 years ago

    hot air balloonist

    torn to shreds by hyenas

    vacation over

  146. John   13 years ago

    Poor Rather. Will anyone ever understand her?

  147. John   13 years ago

    800+ comments on performance art pretending to be Jason Godesky. Poor guy. He is the real victim here.

  148. John   13 years ago

    Come on rather. I was out enjoying my white man's privileged. Won't you come out and play? Or are you home sobbing in your pillow because no one takes you seriously?

    1. tarran   13 years ago

      It's all epi's fault for rejecting her advances. In his defense, I'd have panicked too.

      1. John   13 years ago

        That and God knows the kind of social diseases one picks up gamboling. She seems to get very angry when laughed at. So when he panicked and started laughed as a defense mechanism.

      2. John   13 years ago

        You are just mad tarran. Mad that rather and Godesky are so brilliant.

  149. Primate Girl   13 years ago

    There is a rumor going around our anarco-primitivist community that White Indian has a huge penis. A giant, throbbing, oh so suckable member. They say he can fuck for hours on end. But he never comes to play with his own kind!!! He is always hanging out here with cowardly city-state loving losers like you filthy, evil libertarians. Come on, White Indian. Leave this scum pool behind and be with your own. You can reach me here, loverboy, at http://www.survivalistboards.com

    Ask for Sarah Sue.

    1. John   13 years ago

      I don't think White Indian would like it there. Cheese burger supply too intermittent.

    2. John   13 years ago

      http://www.survivalistboards.c.....8d60a&f=54

      There is a ladies section. I sure White Indian will be in big demand.

  150. omnibot   13 years ago

    Can we get a Selection Sunday thread or something

  151. John   13 years ago

    Looks like rather's meds finally kicked in.

    In response to the idea that all of this is Jason Godesky a couple of things. Godesky is clearly pathetic and more than a bit deranged judging from his internet profile. But I doubt he is so pathetic to spend his time shitting on H&R threads. He seems to spend his time, when not consuming huge numbers of calories to fatten up for future gamboling, building his tribe. A tribe that "hasn't worked out as planned" according to his website. You really can't make this shit up. Godesky seems like a harmless nut borderline retard. I really can't see him out making trouble for people. So I doubt this is him.

    1. John   13 years ago

      I say it is rather because rather appears on every thread that this stuff does and it when really confronted as almost has admitted as much on other threads.

      Rather probably has some kind of connection to Godesky. She is a follower of sorts. Even Hitler had a g/f. And Godesky has a groupie in rather. If you notice, rather gets very testy when you laugh at Godesky.

      That said, the angry troll character is so well played. Such a pitch perfect portrayal of the angry, smug, dickless liberal guy that I would be willing to entertain the possibility that it is rather and some other Godesky follower.

      I will leave it to the group to decide show how bottom of the barrel you have to be to be a Godesky follower. There is a reason why "Fuck" and "Libertard" are about as high as the discussion goes.

    2. John   13 years ago

      In the end, it is more than anything a comedy act at Godesky's expense, even if rather doesn't realize it. The stuff that gets posted is so sorry and so pathetic, it only works as humor. And it does work as that quite well.

      1. Res Publica Americana   13 years ago

        This is the most awful thread ever. And since there haven't been any other ones today, we can't escape this one.

        We're not even dealing with somebody who's resorted to trolling because he wants to prove a point -- we're dealing with a griefer here, and one with a tremendous amount of free time on his hands, too.

        1. SON OF KOCH   13 years ago

          Yes, we are aware of this person, and he/she will be dealt with.

        2. anon   13 years ago

          Hard to grief someone that ignores you though.

      2. Fat Indian   13 years ago

        John,

        I don't think it's her. Nothing would have pleased me more to discover the pretentious ass was indeed White Idiot.....but he is on multiple websites....in addition to his own. Does she have that kind of psychotic stamina?

        1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

          Indeed. He works in IT, so he is constantly on the computer and libertarianism doesn't conform to his primotian worldview, so we bring the hate from him.

          1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

            "primotopian"

        2. John   13 years ago

          What other websites is he on?

          1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

            http://blog.mises.org/17277/th.....and-seeds/

            http://www.strike-the-root.com.....-wild-west

            That's a lot of cover for it to be rather.

          2. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

            http://www.strike-the-root.com.....-wild-west

          3. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

            John-search for "Jason Godesky White Indian". I tried to post links, but I am getting blocked by the spam filter.

            1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

              hmm-let's see if it works now.

              http://www.strike-the-root.com.....-wild-west

              and

              http://blog.mises.org/17277/th.....and-seeds/

            2. John   13 years ago

              Reason made "white Indian" automatic spam.

            3. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

              I'm still blocked from posting links by the spam filter, but one is "strike the root" and the other is a mises dot org blog entry. That's a lot of deep cover for it to be rather.

              1. John   13 years ago

                Godesky is all over this thread.

                http://www.jeffvail.net/2006/10/disarmament.html

                It doesn't read like the shit we get.

                1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                  Well he writes well. I'll give him that!

                  Maybe years of being ignored caused him to snap and go F for Fatdetta?

            4. John   13 years ago

              He is all over Misses. All the same tiresome pathetic shit. Wow.

            5. John   13 years ago

              If you read posts that seem to actually be by Godesky, he is all over the net. And it is all pretty standard anarcho primativist bullshit. But it seems different than the shit we get on here. No where near as combative and angry. I don't think Godesky is our griefer.

              1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                It is possible that he has grown bitter that no one is buying his primitivist bullshit.

                1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                  bear in mind that a lot of those threads are several years old.

                2. John   13 years ago

                  Maybe so. the thread I linked is from 2006. These nuts are getting more angry and bitter all of the time.

          4. Fat Indian   13 years ago

            Strike the Root, Global Guerillas...all the sustainability sites.

            A brief excerpt:

            (Anthropik fully believes it'll be worst-case scenario with abrupt decline into violence, starvation, and cannibalism in the cities.)

            With an outlook like this one would think that Jason would want the AGRICULTURAL-CITY STATE to soldier on as long as possible. I'm pretty sure that cannibals want to eat the fat ones first....they don't run very well and are more tender I'm told.

            1. John   13 years ago

              I think fat indian would produce a lot of marbled steaks. God those people are pathetic.

            2. John   13 years ago

              It amazes me the kind of cognitive dissonance you would have to have to believe that crap.

              1. Fat Indian   13 years ago

                Cognitive dissonance maybe. He's not a dummy though and wouldn't be the first smart guy to think he's been blessed with the final revelation.

                I'm really going to be pissed if you're right and it's been rather the whole time.

      3. Nipplemancer   13 years ago

        I tend to agree. It's most likely not Godesky spamming the shit out of the place with the weird primitivist nonsense. Is it rather? I can't be so sure, though a lot of signs point that way.
        In the end it seems to have gone full circle. At first it was funny, then annoying, and now it's back to funny.

        1. fish   13 years ago

          Is it rather? I can't be so sure, though a lot of signs point that way.

          Damn if it is her turn up the PATHETIC METER to 11!

        2. Killazontherun   13 years ago

          WI didn't respond at all to my bait oriented to primitivism, but did to my rather bait underlined with just a hint of misogyny. And the few 'fatty' remarks made above by WI echo the one I made of her being a heffer the other day.
          Also the attempts at emasculation from WI is not really a male behavioral trait. There is a total war element in there that has all the signs of a very bitter, angry woman. It may not be WI at all, but a third party, one that is female, perhaps not even rather but one more flexible in being able to adopt to WI rhetoric while doing the feminist rhetorical cat'o'nine tails to the hated menkind.

          1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

            For it to be rather, there would have to be a split personality going on, but I doubt it is anything that bizarre. Just a monomaniac. Rather isn't a monomaniac, but often seeks approval like a, er, normal human being. Watch her behavior when Heroic Mulatto is posting, she melts (to be fair, I do to) and attempts to be engaging. Anonpussy will have none of that, and will behave just as defiantly with HM as she will with any of the rest of us.

  152. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  153. Almanian   13 years ago

    Spambot sure has more time than a normal person. Must be that hunter/gatherer life. Dreamy.

  154. Jason Godesky is HOT   13 years ago

    Guess they have McDonald's in Primatopia

    http://www.google.com/imgres?h.....x=35&ty=94

    1. John   13 years ago

      That is mean. It amazes me that someone could lack self awareness like that. How can you be that much of a fat slop and then spend your whole life raging about the evils of agriculture?

  155. db   13 years ago

    In honor of the noble White Indian, this afternoon I undertook to avail myself of Nature's plenteous bounty. Trekking forth from my home into the 20+ acres of wooded hills to which I have nominal title, I was impressed by the generous nature of loving Gaia, near to bursting forth in Her Springtime glory.

    1. db   13 years ago

      Stepping lightly up the hundred-foot hill from the back of my house to the top of the hill above, I found my shoes lovingly caressed by Nature, who was playfully snatching at them with Her muddy and unexpectedly strong grasp. Choosing a less watery path, I soon reached the top of the hill, where evidence of my rapacious agricultural nature confronted me. Rising like narrow phalluses high above the ground level, the poles of my hop trellises thrust deep into the ground and penetrated the sky, holding the ropes by which I tied my sweet Sister Gaia, the ropes by which the cultured vines later in the year will climb, betraying their very Mother and binding her to my will.

      1. db   13 years ago

        Shaken, I continued on, attempting to recover the purest essence of the Goddess elsewhere. I decided to emulate the gentle pale Aboriginal and select my sustenance for the evening from the banquet that lay before me. I wandered through the woods, down a hill, across the bubbling brook and across again. I stopped, a stark reminder of Nature's justice before me.

        1. db   13 years ago

          Last Autumn, in the glory of Mother Gaia, I had happened upon the corpse of a small animal, the type of which was unidentifiable to me, as it was engaged in the beautiful Cycle of Life, becoming once again one with its Mother. It transfixed me, its body writhing with life, but not its own. For hundreds, if not thousands, of needy life forms were busy converting its discarded husk into the new life of their own bodies. It pulsated, twisted, undulating and throbbing with a hypnotic motion. I had torn my eyes away at the time, vague understanding causing a sympathetic crawling in the skin of my own scalp.

          1. db   13 years ago

            Today, what I saw was the end result of Nature's justice. The clean, bleached bones of the animal, which I now recognized to be those of a squirrel, rested on the ground, partially obscured by Nature's motherly blanket of last season's leaves. The teeth still remaining in the skull served to identify the species, and it is these teeth which belied the futile struggle of this squirrel, reaching from the grave to defy Death itself. For the teeth had continued to grow for some time following the death of this sad gatherer of nuts and berries. The incisors were now curled back on themselves grotesquely. I picked up the small skull and inspected it. The longest tooth, loose in its socket, fell out, lost in the oblivion of Nature's carpet of leaves at my feet.

            1. db   13 years ago

              During the rest of my walk, I decided to inventory the cornucopia of sustenance Nature could provide me, if only I were humble enough to ask and partake. I hunted and/or gathered: several bulbous mushrooms, later identified as possibly poisonous and certainly unappetizing; a tuft or two of grass, inedible by non-ruminant mammals such as Homo sapiens; four whitetail deer (which the State prohibits would-be devotees of the Paleolithic diet from harvesting out of season; and approximately seventy-five very energetic ticks.

              1. db   13 years ago

                As I roamed up the back side of the steep hill that leads from the stream to the top of the hill, I came to the property line dividing my land from my neighbor's. Gazing across the electrified fence by which he simultaneously prevents my free gamboling across hill and dale and imprisons the ill-gotten bounty which he has violently wrested from Gaia's loving hands, I noted the spoils of his selfish lifeway. Grazing within the confines of the fence were: two horses; approximately five cattle; and at least twenty-five goats. Flicking tick #76 from my pants leg, I wandered back downhill to my home, wondering just what the hell was for dinner.

                1. Jason on H&R   13 years ago

                  That's gold db (in that one afternoon I suspect that you got more real experience in the great outdoors that White Indian-whoever he or she might be-has lifetime).

                  1. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

                    Both hilarious and horrifying.

                    1. db   13 years ago

                      Horrifying?

                    2. omnibot   13 years ago

                      Were they "medicinal" mushrooms perchance?

                    3. db   13 years ago

                      My reference book merely indicated they were probably poisonous, no info on psychoactive properties (and that's not something I'm interested in, anyway).

                    4. Brandon   13 years ago

                      Why not?

  156. db   13 years ago

    Shaken, I continued on, attempting to recover the purest essence of the Goddess elsewhere. I decided to emulate the gentle pale Aboriginal and select my sustenance for the evening from the banquet that lay before me. I wandered through the woods, down a hill, across the bubbling brook and across again. I stopped, a stark reminder of Nature's justice before me.

  157. Killazontherun   13 years ago

    Gaia, what the fuck did you do to DB?

  158. Dino Homer   13 years ago

    I think the dude is a bit over rated myself.

    http://www.Got-Privacy.tk

    1. Grimlock   13 years ago

      Me Grimlock no idiot.

  159. omnibot   13 years ago

    http://ow.ly/i/viHs
    The jam packed Occupying Media panel at SXSW.

  160. Mr. FIFY   13 years ago

    Some HuffPo stoopid to brighten your late Sunday evening:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....35992.html

    Did I say "brighten"? I meant "depress the fuck out of you".

    1. neoteny   13 years ago

      Many believe that in a so-called global and liberal economy, governments should have no power. They are mistaken. The crisis and reactions to the crisis demonstrate that this is a fallacy, that there exist good policies and bad ones, that there exist good and bad regulations.

      Yeah, as it can be seen & measured by the current state of affairs.

    2. fish   13 years ago

      The key principle upon which this project must depend is that of equality.

      So says the banker from Lazard who will suffer no more of zis eequality zen he must zuffer though een is book.

      Pig-Ass? Really?!

    3. Fat Indian   13 years ago

      Co-op as in Cooperatives? 2012 is the U.N. International Year of the Co-operatives

      Why don't you just back the fuck down off HuffPo! I don't see pure comedy gold like the above at reason.com!

  161. F Hart   13 years ago

    This thread still going? Considering that Rectal/White Idiot probably passed out, I figured this thread would have died.

    1. The Pointer-Outer   13 years ago

      Boredom caused by lack of a new thread?

      1. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

        Uhh, dude, a new Reason just made a new blog post.

        1. The Pointer-Outer   13 years ago

          Must have happened while I wasn't looking, eh?

  162. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  163. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  164. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  165. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  166. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  167. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  168. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  169. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  170. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  171. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  172. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

    1. Grasa Indio   13 years ago

      Ahh Rectal...you are awake. Care to shed any insight on the "...rectal is the spurned lover of Godesky and this rejection has caused her to drag his "good name" (such as it is) through the mud on reason.com"?

  173. rsi   13 years ago

    Hey. any news on the Virgin Islands?

  174. Steven Hansmann   13 years ago

    Please stop apologizing for this horrorshow. Cheapening, sensationalizing, marginalizing journalism, lying, reporting on only the so-called conservative viewpoint, pathetic. We are better off without him. That other hacks will mimic him is his destructive legacy.

  175. Ron Paul won US Virgin Islands   13 years ago

    United States Virgin Islands Republican caucuses, 2012
    Candidate Votes Percentage Unbound Delegates Delegates
    Ron Paul 112[3] 29.2% 1 1
    Mitt Romney 101 26.3% 6 7
    Rick Santorum 23 6.0% 0 0
    Newt Gingrich 18 4.7% 0 0
    Uncommitted 130 33.9% 2 1
    Unprojected delegates:[4] 0 0
    Total: 384 100% 9 9

  176. New Balance deportes lobe   10 years ago

    Andrew Breitbart would relish that sort of venomous barb, and was to be "Matt Drudge's bitch .,Breitbart is dead ,but so many people still remember him and respect him

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