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Santorum's failure to file

Chip Bok | 3.9.2012 7:00 AM

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Lord Humungus 13 years ago

worst. evar.
1. * 13 years ago
  
  Can we see Chip Bok in Rick Santorum?
2. Bucky 13 years ago
  
  what? no war on women funnies?
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Why is that old guy robbing Tom Hanks with a clipboard?
1. Ska 13 years ago
  
  He's a dentist and cleanings for horse teeth are expensive.
2. PS 13 years ago
  
  That old guy is a state official. My question is why he isn't backed up by a SWAT team?
  1. MNG 13 years ago
    
    They're there, they are just well-hidden and training their tasers on Santorum and their guns on Rick's dog. Standard operating procedure for failure to produce correct paperwork....
  2. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
    
    So the armpit inspector is covering the tooth inspector's shift today? Or is it the other way around?
    
    Anyway, this is a biting indictment of what's coming with Obamacare.
  3. darius404 13 years ago
    
    They're obviously in a stand-off with Santorum's Secret Service personnel.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

I'm glad they went with Jason Alexander for George Constanza rather than this white-haired guy.
WTF 13 years ago

Why are there flies buzzing around his hands? Is it teh santorum?
1. db 13 years ago
  
  Glitter.
2. Ice Nine 13 years ago
  
  Trying to escape his armpits.
rather fart in a jar 13 years ago

Who wants to fart in a jar? Save energy, fart in a jar.
Fatty Bolger 13 years ago

In case you don't know WTF Bok is alluding to (I had to look it up):

Why Rick Santorum's Ohio Delegate Fiasco Could Get Messy
1. MNG 13 years ago
  
  Thanks FB for posting this. Wow, I guess the guy does deserve to be criticized, I mean, he couldn't find a handful of people willing to be delegates and get the paperwork? I'm not sure that can be totally dismissed by his relative lack of money/org...
2. John 13 years ago
  
  How can a national campaign be that incompetent? That is just astounding.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Richard Nixon's bastard son displays full confidence in his deodorant while elderly degenerate tries to sniff his pheromones. Chip, I misunderestimated you, you sick fuck
1. Bobarian 13 years ago
  
  Everybody 'misunderestimates' the Bok.
  
  By definition, it is unpossible to underestimate him.
Dekedin 13 years ago

This reminds me of The Enigma Of Amigara Fault.
1. Dekedin 13 years ago
  
  Why?
  http://justmegawatt.com/images.....lt/32.html
  1. Ice Nine 13 years ago
    
    Good question.
Comcast Sucks (Coxswain Hardy) 13 years ago

Bok sucks harder than Comcast.
1. Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
  
  Now that's harsh.
MNG 13 years ago

I don't know if it is fair to read too much into Santorum's failure to make the ballot in places, the guy had a lot, lot, lot, less money, and hence organization, than Romney did, and for that matter than Paul did, for a long time.
Nathan 13 years ago

It is amazing that these things keep happening. I mean, if you can't do paperwork how can you be President.
1. Barrama 13 years ago
  
  I totally agree. A guy like that could never be counted on to produce a budget on time.
MNG 13 years ago

What is up with drawing a pronounced nose on Santorum? One of Santorum's distinct features is a nose that looks like it's had much of its skin grafted from it. It's like the artist said "well, caricatures exagerrate features, so even in this case where the distinctness of the subject lies in having an almost absurdly thin nose I'll stick to the cannon and give him a pronounced one!"
1. JLM 13 years ago
  
  I think your expectations for Friday Funnies are a little too high.
  1. MNG 13 years ago
    
    I refuse to accept the soft bigotry of low Friday Funny expectations.
    1. JLM 13 years ago
      
      I consider "good" friday funnies to be the ones that don't cause nausea. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to clean the vomit off my desk.
2. Ska 13 years ago
  
  He managed to make Santorum look like Chuck Schumer.
  
  Worst hybrid of all time.
  1. MNG 13 years ago
    
    Nah, no boobs.
    1. Ska 13 years ago
      
      I thought the sweater vest was to hold them down.
      1. MNG 13 years ago
        
        If you think you can hold down Chuck Schumer's boobs I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Well, if chuck hasn't passed a law about it yet....
  2. JLM 13 years ago
    
    James Woods is the first name that popped in my head when I saw it.
3. PS 13 years ago
  
  Clearly he was othering Santorum.
Tim 13 years ago

Hilarious.
Brian from Texas 13 years ago

The 'Santorum" in this picture looks more like a grocery store employee.
1. NoStar 13 years ago
  
  That because th real life Santorum looks like a grocery store employee.
Fluffy 13 years ago

Santorum didn't set up for Ohio because he didn't expect to make it to Ohio.

He should have been out after Iowa.

Lightning struck and he was the last socon standing. I bet no one was more surprised than him.
1. MNG 13 years ago
  
  Santorum's success further stokes my anger at the early debates excluding Johnson. I concede at the time Johnson's polling support was negligble, but so was Santorum's, and look where he went after people got a chance to hear more from him.
  1. Brian from Texas 13 years ago
    
    I hear you there. Gary Johnson happens to be my second choice after Ron Paul. I don't like any of the other GOP candidates.
  2. Auric Demonocles 13 years ago
    
    Wasn't Johnson at one point polling higher than someone they let in (like maybe 2% compared to 1%)?
Fluffy 13 years ago

Santorum is probably hard to caricature.

Maybe you could dress him up as a bishop or something? I don't know.
1. John 13 years ago
  
  Put him in a monk's habit and give him a tonsure.
  1. Ice Nine 13 years ago
    
    I was thinking of the Church Lady.
    1. John 13 years ago
      
      The Church lady was an evangelical. I doubt she had much use for the Catholics.
MNG 13 years ago

"The Grzybs were the divorced parents of a 3-year-old girl, with "joint legal custody of the child, which implicitly included joint decision-making regarding the child's medical and health care." The father wanted the daughter immunized, but the mother had a religious objection to the immunization

The court concludes that (1) getting immunized would indeed be in the child's best interests...But the court also observed that (2) the mother was more actively involved in the child's medical care...And on balance the mother was therefore "in a superior position to assess and meet her child's medical needs," and should be awarded sole custody for purposes of making medical decisions"

http://volokh.com/2012/03/08/c.....more-56752
1. Night Elf Mohawk 13 years ago
  
  They had to pick one parent or the other to make the decisions.
  1. MNG 13 years ago
    
    I wouldn't want the government to impose its idea of best interests on parents, but when parents are deadlocked I think it's ok to then use a best interests determination to break the deadlock. This is just courts siding with mothers over fathers, an all too common and lamentable trend imo.
    1. Night Elf Mohawk 13 years ago
      
      The deck is stacked against fathers, but if the mother really was more involved in the child's medical care then I think this is the right decision unless not wanting immunizations is going to create a presumption of incompetence.
GILMORE 13 years ago

I said before that the only good thing about 'super tuesday' would be that no one talks about Santorum anymore.

SO FUCK THIS
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Why is Tom Hanks wearing a vest?
1. Barrama 13 years ago
  
  snipers
2. Barrama 13 years ago
  
  his job as a butcher
3. Sparky 13 years ago
  
  I think his tailor Ernest Borgnine just wanted to see how it looked on him.
NotSure 13 years ago

The artist has outdone himself yet again, if he gets any funnier he will cause a rip in the time space continuum and end the universe.
Ice Nine 13 years ago

When Bok caricatures Krugman does he conversely give him Santorum eyes?
Carbman Jones 13 years ago

Sounds like a very good plan to me man, I like the sound of that.

http://www.Done-Anon.tk
Mike 13 years ago

I ban for puns
Almanian 13 years ago

Jerry Seinfeld looks terrible
BeEtLjOoZ 13 years ago

I keep expecting this to happen every time I see Santorum...
http://hasslethishoff.wordpres.....to-happen/

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