The Flaws of Mitt and Newt
Romney doesn't have an obvious reason to run for president. That's his trouble. Gingrich does. That's his.
Newt Gingrich has an exquisitely sensitive moral antenna, and Mitt Romney's remark suggesting indifference to the poor sent it quivering. "I am fed up with politicians in either party dividing Americans against each other," he said. Yes, he did. Then he fell on the floor and laughed till he cried.
For Gingrich to disavow divisiveness is the equivalent of Mark Zuckerberg renouncing modern technology: Without it, we never would have heard of him. Newt has spent his career ceaselessly inventing ways to foment and exploit hatred of one group by another.
He's the guy who warned of "a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us." He likened those supporting a mosque near Ground Zero to Nazis.
He said Democrats are "the party of total hedonism, total exhibitionism, total bizarreness, total weirdness, and the total right to cripple innocent people in the name of letting hooligans loose." Oh, and the poor? He said poor teens don't work "unless it's illegal." Nobody but us unifiers here!
Romney's comment has been described as a classic political gaffe, which consists not of telling a lie but telling the truth. In fact, it was classic political nonsense, in which inartful wording is twisted to pretend the speaker meant something he clearly didn't.
It was done to John Kerry in 2004, when a line intended as a jibe at President George W. Bush -- saying those who don't "study hard" end up "stuck in Iraq" -- was alleged to be a slander on the intelligence of American troops.
It happened to Romney when, referring to the right of consumers to "fire" unsatisfactory health insurers, he said, "I like being able to fire people who provide services to me." Cut off the last five words, ignore the context, and gotcha!
What Romney meant in his latest episode is that, while he favors providing an adequate safety net for the poor, his primary focus is on generating jobs and economic growth for the mass of people. If he had been caught saying, "Who gives a damn about poor people?" he would be guilty of rank callousness. But he didn't, and his policies on poverty are not readily distinguishable from any other Republican's.
Still, few Republicans will be moved to vote against Romney out of tearful solicitude for the bottom 5 percent. If the economy is floundering next November, swing voters will have no trouble forgetting this incident.
His obstacles lie more with his wooden insincerity and his history of flip-flopping. But those stem from a bigger problem that has largely escaped notice: the mystery of why he's running.
Romney takes pride in not being a career politician, a boast that evoked one of Gingrich's few illuminating retorts: "Let's be candid, the only reason you didn't become a career politician is you lost to Teddy Kennedy in 1994." If going into politics to create jobs is justified, why isn't it commendable to spend a career in politics to create jobs?
He extols his record of building businesses and creating jobs in the private sector. If he's so good at that, though, why not stay there?
We know why most candidates undertake the race -- Al Gore to avert environmental catastrophe, George W. Bush to carry on the family business, John McCain to serve his country and Obama to heal racial and ideological divisions.
Romney just seems like a rich guy who needs a new challenge. "I have a good life with my family, my wife," he says. "I don't have to win. I just want to win because I care about the country."
Ronald Reagan could have said the same thing, but with him it was believable. Reagan was driven by a distinct vision of what America should be. Romney, by contrast, is willing to serve whatever cause will get him elected.
His attitude is: Tell me what you want me to be and I'll be it. But one thing voters want is someone who doesn't do that.
About Gingrich's motive, there has never been any doubt: to feed an insatiable ego that makes him imagine he has a historic, God-given mission to transform the country. He's a mad scientist, mixing volatile potions that may cure cancer or may blow up the lab. Either way, he'll have fun.
Romney doesn't have an obvious reason to run for president. That's his trouble. Gingrich does. That's his.
Steve Chapman blogs daily at newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/steve_chapman.
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Think of how crappy a mother Gingrich Wife #1 must have been if Newt is their kids' favorite parent. Kind of scary really.
Well, she was screwed up enough in the head to marry him - that should give you an idea.
Lily, you forgot to say fust/first/I'm number one/I'm a twelve-year old ASD jackass.....
nice, next time!
First to reply to the first comment.
Damn.
Richardson is going to be the guy. He's the only one with any substance at all, and he's coming from the governor's mansion. That's like having a great defense in football--everyone hypes the other side of the ball up till game time, then defense ends up winning like it always does. Senators are losers when it comes to running for POTUS.
Who?
I suggest we only allow White House interns to run for POTUS. They work for minimum, and they are used to getting fucked in their position; a nice change
Weird, they'll need two campaign slogans;
He needs to relax just won't work for women
One, we will never go after Medicare or Social Security. We will protect those programs. But also, you make sure and tell them this: There's only one president in history that's cut Medicare $500 billion and that's Barack Obama.
Mitt Romney Jan 2012
I think he was referring to the impact that Obamacare, which he modeled in Mass for the future President, had on Medicare.
He was pandering to the elderly in Florida. Romney would say the opposite to the Club for Growth. The difficulty in criticizing Romney is that he has no steady position on any topic.
Sure, please do not think I am in any way defending Romney. In actuality I think (long term) a Romney presidency would be worse for liberty than a second Obama term. Not short term perhaps, but long term. He would further legitimize much of the fascist agenda that exists in the establishment of both major parties.
And the inevitable backlash would blame deregulation, capitalism and kkkorpurashuns. With more old time government meddling as the cure.
Oh, we don't need any excuses to do that.
In a few years we'll be talking about how Obama's biggest mistake was caving in to Republicans and allowing unregulated capitalism to get even more out of hand.
Yup, just as we got after George W. Bush. Of course creating an entire new cabinet level position is a "limited government" position. Of course creating a new Social Security entitlement position is "capitalist". Of course TARP was the epidemy of "Free Market". Of course "No Child Left Behind" is perfectly in tune with people who support the 10th Amendment.
I think you meant "epitome" from the context, but I do personally prefer the description of TARP as the "epidemy" of the free market.
TARP was the epididymis of the free market.
"John McCain to serve his country "
He has a cookbook called "To serve a country".
This would be a much shorter column if you just listed their virtues.
One word: "Mu".
We know why most candidates undertake the race -- Al Gore to avert environmental catastrophe, George W. Bush to carry on the family business, John McCain to serve his country and Obama to heal racial and ideological divisions.
I didn't know any of those things.
I didn't see that in the actual column. I think it was a summary written by someone else.
It's in the actual column.
It's Chapman, what do you expect?
Missed it the first time around.
I don't think that Chapman meant that they could actually do any of those things but that those were the myths which motivated them. Those are the things which they actually believed they could accomplish, or perhaps advance, or the things which they were able to convince their followers to believe that they could do.
I think he's right. It seems to me that Romney does not really have any motivating myth behind his candidacy.
One thing is for sure they are all corrupt as the day is long.
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Rush 2112!
This would be a great in-joke if everyone who didn't get it didn't also think you were campaigning for the talk show host. That would be an unacceptable side effect for me.
Fuck 'em. If they think I'm campaigning for that fat blowhard's century from now presidential run then that's their problem for being retards.
Obama to heal racial and ideological divisions.
Even for Chapman, the line above is colossal bullshit. Science, I have taken shits with more intelligence that this imbecile.
Does Chapman pay you to have his articles printed? Suck an editor's dick? I simply can't imagine why you would print such drivel.
Chapman isn't saying that Obama can actually "heal racial and ideological divisions", he's saying that he created a perception in the mind of a significant part of the electorate that he would or could. That gave his campaign the raison-d'etre that Romney's lacks.
Politics is always more about perception than reality.
Also Chapman writes syndicated articles for the mass media not learned tracts on political policy for thinktanks. I assume Reason prints his occasional piece because he is one of those, like Stosell, who gets libertarian ideas out to the general public. However diluted they have to be to be palatable to the mass market.
There are very few 100percenters like you in the world, Marshall. It will take quite awhile to bring them all around.
That halftime show stunk.
It was Madonna. what did you expect? I started to wonder why the hell they would pick her or any other pop artist to play at the halftime show. Then I realized it was all about ratings. Most football fans are heterosexual males. They usually like rock or rap. Typically, during halftime, they want to get up and use the facilities or refill on their snacks or whatever. So, the show probably won't interest them much anyway. Plus, the NFL wants to get more younger females and gay males to boost the ratings, so they throw in people like Madonna to do that.
I don't know many women that are Madonna fans or watched other than out of curiosity. That begs the question, just who are Madonna fans?
just who are Madonna fans?
** sheepishly raises hand **
Asks the question, John. And the answer is middle-aged housefraus and middle aged gay guys.
Prompts the question. But I quibble.
Neat quibble, though.
The people today who would have been Madonna fans in the 1980's are today fans of Lady Gaga. Both their music and performance styles are remarkably similar. It almost makes me wonder if Madonna is secretly writing most of Lady Gaga's music.
It wasn't that bad. Although I watched partly to see how bad Madonna's nerves (and hamstring) were. She was definitely protecting her leg.
I'm dying of curiousity about how they turned the whole field into a video screen.
Not a Madonna fan but I thought she looked pretty good. I'm sure she had 3 tons of makeup on but still. Not too many women her age look and move like that.
Do any pictures exist of Newt with his yap shut?
He must stop long enough to eat.
Probably chews with his mouth open.
#1 Flaw. They're not Ron Paul or Gary Johnson.
Writer: WATERS, ROGER
Hey you out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Hey you out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm coming home.
But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you, out there on the road
Always doing what you're told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
More apropos: (from Waters and Gilmour)
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
Or:
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
Ru Paul's Johnson, what?
Romney just seems like a rich guy who needs a new challenge
I am not a Romney fan, but I don't see this as a bad thing. A rich guy who is just doing it for the challenge is less likely to tilt at windmills than a crusader.
I suppose that could depend upon what their crusade IS. If, as Don Quijote was in the story you reference, he is on a crusade against foreign monsters that is certainly a mark against him. However, if he is on a crusade for peace and liberty that is something I would consider a positive.
Yeah right.
A rich guy with politics as a hobby will be pulled in the direction of whomever screams the loudest, and make sure that he takes care of his buddies.
How is that different from 99.9% of politicians?
As to ego, when has someone lacking ego been worthwhile as President? Would you prefer someone like Ron Paul, who can't run a newsletter, has never persuaded Congress to pass a single nationally-meaningful law, practices earmarks while pretending to be a libertarian, and believes "Israel created Hamas"?
I would prefer Ron Paul to some dipshit who believes in using eminent domain to prevent people from building mosques, who supports the invasion of countries who've never attacked us and don't have the means to, who wants to continue the drug war, and who believes in making constitutional amendments about who can and can't marry.
Yeah, I'd take Ron Paul over that guy.
I happen to think passing no new national laws is a good thing. As far as earmarks, that is the game. If he didn't, he wouldn't be voted in. It is his responsibility to do so. It would be a breach of contract with voters if he didn't.
But if given the choice, he would lower federal taxes, thus the need to get his state's money back to the state. It is a legal way for him to steal tax money back from the thieves. He's a Ragnar Danneskj?ld.
Joe, You have just acknowledged that Paul is just like every other politician. "Contract with the voters". What a great excuse you provide him to engage in hypocrisy. If he is that concerned to be elected and remain elected his principles are indeed as shallow as they appear to be.
The Ron-Paul-gets-earmarks-and-is-a-hypocrite thing strikes me as a variation on the libertarians-use-roads-and-are-hypocrites thing.
Name one other case of 'hypocrisy' on his part.
And I don't think it is hypocritical to try and get his voter's money back. He thinks voters shouldn't pay the taxes that they are, so he does what he can to get that money back. Is that hypocrisy?
If it were up to him that money wouldn't go to Washington in the first place. The attitude is essentially, "Ok, I don't support this bill, but as long as it is going through, I am going to try and bring some money home, since Washington shouldn't have it in the first place."
So what?
Romney doesn't have an obvious reason to run for president. That's his trouble. Gingrich does. That's his.
So you're saying I should vote for Santorum?
Yeah, because he is the only other person running, right?
Paul has more delegates then Santorum and does (way) better than Santorum in a head to head with Obama. Still no love. He also has a more coherent message than Santorum. This ignoring Paul movement is truly boggling.
Zaxlebaxes!
There's something very wrong when even on H&R, Ron Paul can't get any love.
Newt has backup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSvYHAJPRQ
No matter....Obama will be reelected.
Shouldn't the username 'Joe' be retired to the rafter or something?
"Al Gore to avert environmental catastrophe"
-Sure, I can believe it.
"George W. Bush to carry on the family business."
-Also believable.
"John McCain to serve his country"
"Obama to heal racial and ideological divisions."
-No evidence for either of these. Obama barely talked about race; it was everyone else that did. McCain demonstrated quite clearly that he was nothing but a career politician when he chose Palin as his running mate.
I dont agree. Romney seems to me like a very good candidate to take Obama out of the white house. His speech is very clear and consistent. "If this is about who can promise more entitlement then Im not your president"
Probably fewer than 1%, if any, of people are motivated to do things by principle. Therefore, it's more important what people actually do than why they do it.
I am fed up with the puritanism of some libertarians. Romney is no perfect but is the best choice to get Obama out. He is mucho closer to free market than the current president. There is no perfect candidate in the real world. You have to choose betwen MR and BO and if you like liberty the choice shouldnt be very difficult.
GJ?
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