Proposed Legislation in Oklahoma Would Outlaw Using Human Fetuses in Food
Who knew this was a problem? The anti-cannibalism bill [download] introduced by State Senator Ralph Shortey (R), reads:
No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.
Apparently, the senator has heard that, Senomyx, a flavor research company in San Diego, has patented a taste receptor system using proteins derived from the cell line Human Embryonic Kidney 293 (HEK 293) as a way to test novel flavors. The Miami New Times reported that HEK 293 is:
… a cell line that started in the 1970s from human embryonic kidney cells. The line was cultured by scientist Alex Van der Eb in the early 1970s at his lab at the University of Leiden, Holland. Since then, the cell line has been cultured and grown in laboratories (you can buy some here). It's primary use is as a protein or a protein vessel -- sort of a natural test tube. It's also pretty common and seems to be available at most laboratory supply companies and used by many R&D facilities. In short, maybe not such a big deal.
Senomyx apparently works with leading food companies, including PepsiCo, Nestle, Kraft Foods, and Campbell Soups on flavor research. Introducing the bill has not too surprisingly garnered Sen. Shortey numerous headlines. The senator tells The Atlantic blog:
"The unfortunate thing is, this has been framed as 'this guy doesn't like fetuses in food,' " Shortey said via telephone on Thursday. "I'm under no delusion. I don't think that's actually happening. The headlines are phrased as 'this guy thinks there's chopped up fetuses in your food.'"
Well, yes. One might think that since the bill does say "contains aborted human fetuses."
Mea culpa: My colleague Nick Sibilla was much faster in addressing the fetal food ban.
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Then they came for my aborted chicken fetuses.
Dude, but what if aborted human fetuses taste good!
Well, maybe, but man you gotta rinse 'em real well first.
Pickle em.
What kind of sicko would eat an aborted baby. They're not ripe yet!
taste good - less filling
What am i chopped liver?
Partly.
People, this is important. Some of us are allergic to aborted human fetuses; the last time I ate one, my throat swelled up.
By the way, as long as the nanny statists are on the warpath about food, how about compulsory diets for state senators who are, how shall we say, big boys?
Yond Romney has a lean and hungry look.
(Apologies to Will.)
It is why we must pass a law so that this danger of undeclared human fetuses in our food no longer endangers your throat....
Of course, there are all the foods that advertize that they are 100% human fetuses, but only contain fetus byproducts, and this must be outlawed as well. When fetuses are outlawed, only outlaws will be fetuses....
Damn. This could wipe out my Zygoteburger? franchise.
I remember back in elementary school some kid drew a picture of a bowl of fetuses with the caption "Embrioios".
Little did I know...
What are we libertarians supposed to eat for breakfast? Cereal?
Relax.
The law doesn't forbid eating babies that actually got born.
Try new Embry-Ohs! Now with Yum-bilical marshmallows...
That's disgusting. Fetuses aren't even bacon.
You have to prepare them right to get that bacon-ey flavor.
Sen. Shortey
Still funny!
What's he propose to do about those Catholics consuming flesh and blood at communion?
^^AWESOME^^
That's crucified adult Jesus, not baby Jesus.
Yes, but Christ was about to be reborn. Does that qualify him as fetus?
Wasn't there something in The Three Musketeers where Aramis wanted to write his thesis on the issue of whether it was proper for a Catholic to receive the sacrament on a Friday because the faithful were not supposed to eat meat on Friday.
Soylent Green is HEK 293 cells!
BTW: You should point out in the article that the State Senator is from Oklahoma (where the wind goes sweeping down the plain), if the link is to be believed.
To quote an old friend:
"I love babies, yes I do
Boiled, broiled or in a stew"
Does that include the entire fetus, or are the tails, fins, and snouts exempt???
They can have my fetus burger when they pry it from my cold gooey dead fingers...
Thank god it's still ok to eat placenta.
This bill is the death knell for the hot dog and spam industry....
I hear they taste like chicken.
At first I thought it read "...Outlaw Using Human Feces in Food."
And I thought, "they'll have to take that shit from my cold, clenched teeth."
Thanks
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