Henry Payne on the Sinking of the U.S.S. Economy
We know what sank the Costa Concordia, says Henry Payne. If only we could figure out what sank the U.S.S. Economy.
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I don't get it.
It's the wreck of the SS Megaupload.
Fuck off, rectal.
Who?
You, whore.
I stopped my third successful fart in a jar for this? What a waste of CH4.
See, now that's libertarian-worthy humor.
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Who?
You, whore.
Arrr.
They left off the link to the whole comic. See it here: http://reason.com/archives/201.....ay-funnies
No, boys. I kind of like this one.
Maybe they left the link off on purpose to spare Payne the pain of our mockery.
Your "mockery" is painfully inept, certainly.
Fuck off, rectal.
Who?
You had to go and spoil it with the link!
Too soon. Not because of the deaths. Always too soon for a Payne cartoon.
How about changing cartoon day to Monday? Since Mondays already suck it will do less damage.
Vado a bordo, cazzo!
Shouted Coast Guard Captain Ron Paul.
🙂
What's with the three penises singing in the boat?
The dicks that were bailed out are AIG, Wells Fargo, and Goldman Sachs.
Fuck off, rectal.
Off-topic, but a funny Christian Science Monitor debate 'round-up' that completely ignores Paul:
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/L.....candidates
It's strange. This was the best debate so far in terms of giving Paul a chance to answer real questions and a more comparable amount of time. But I've never seen post-debate coverage like this. CNN, Fox, Politico, Christian Science Monitor, and I'm sure others. They are systematically pretending Paul simply wasn't even on stage.
And it's international. BBC didn't mention Paul either, other then to say he took part.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16643430
Fifteen comments. Could be the ultimate H&R Friday "Funny"; so bereft of content and humor it defies even mockery.
Here, entertain yourself with this instead:
http://dogfeathers.com/java/ccppoly.html
Let's try anyway!
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The comments seem to be split between H&R and the actual reason.com.
It's much more enjoyable if you don't see the whole thing.
Property-stealing site shut down, thieves arrested, anonymous thugs unhappy, demand right to free stuff.
There are two copies of this article with two separate comments sections? Is this like the alternate ending or something? You know, the one where it cuts off just before the last scene to leave the outcome up to the viewer? I hate that shit.
You mean our witty commentary may disappear at any
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Competing Friday Funnies threads. I love it.
Of course, this one is going to be wiped out when they realize realize Reason's Skynet app did while they were sleeping.
Tipe slower.
Tank you.
Fuck off, rectal.
For the rest of you, just in case.