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Mortal Kombat: GOP Edition

Chip Bok | 1.13.2012 7:00 AM

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sage 13 years ago

Looks like Newt has already gotten to at least one finger on each of Mitt's hands. And Santorum, with the fivehead, is standing as though he is trying to keep santorum from squirting out.
1. SPOILER ALERT! 13 years ago
  
  Thread downhill from here.
  1. Depto 13 years ago
    
    Mitt Mirror definitely needed a label.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

...but then I took an arrow to the funny bone.
1. Ska 13 years ago
  
  Oddly enough - a video that ties both Skyrim and saws together:
  
  Accident at the saw mill.
  1. PS 13 years ago
    
    I wish I had a computer fast enough to play new games. As it is, a Nintendo emulator hammers it.
rather 13 years ago

Farting in a jar on a Friday - much better use of your time.
Drax the Destroyer 13 years ago

It would be better if Ass Juice and the Grinch were Scorpion and Sub-Zero, while Mitt was Johnny Cage. And somewhere in the back is Paul as Shang Tsung.
1. Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
  
  Only Bok would think to juxtapose horror film cliches with an entirely unrelated video game. Brilliant!
2. heller 13 years ago
  
  Does Mitt nut-punch someone?
3. Quetzalcoatl 13 years ago
  
  Ron Paul would totally be Lord Raiden.
  1. Drax the Destroyer 13 years ago
    
    Yeah...that's definitely more accurate. Its been years since I've got my ass kicked at the Kombat. Apparently, the newest iteration is pretty damn good.
    1. Mensan 13 years ago
      
      Yeah, it's pretty good. I get my ass kicked at it online by foul-mounthed 12-year olds about once a week or so.
      
      It does have Freddy Krueger in it, so NetherRealm already did the combining of horror films and MK. I don't think Bok knew that though. He just dressed Newcular Titties as Jason and called it Mortal Kombat because he's stupid.
Bok Sux 13 years ago

With apologies to J Giles:

Bok Sux
Yea Yea
Box Sux
Bok Sux
Yea Yea
capitol l 13 years ago

Jesus.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Chip-Bot is now doing deliberate lameness, isn't he? He knows we'll bite and gets off on it.
JOhnny MAckson 13 years ago

>:(

Jess
http://www.anonophile.com
1. Baal 13 years ago
  
  Even bots are critics now.
2. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  Anon-Bot to replace Chip-Bot! He can't do any worse
Alan Vanneman 13 years ago

Is this really the best use of the Koch's money?
rather 13 years ago

Someone has been watching "Field Of Dreams" a few too many times
1. rather 13 years ago
  
  And not farting in enough jars.
Joe M 13 years ago

I just... huh?
Dekedin 13 years ago

Idea for a video game comic:
Ron Paul=Dovahkiin
Obama=Alduin
Neocons=Thalmor
GOP=Empire

I was going to say libertarians were Stormcloaks, but then people might think we're racists. I guess unions are Stormcloaks because of protectionism and anti-globalism.
The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago

I do like the "Splatterhouse" reference.
1. Chip Bok 13 years ago
  
  The what?
PS 13 years ago

Where's Ron Paul?
1. CoyoteBlue 13 years ago
  
  This is a Serious comic! Only serious candadites need appear!
  1. Jeff 13 years ago
    
    Candadite = a Canadian catamite?
2. Rich 13 years ago
  
  Paul is known for not attacking Romney. I applaud Chip for his accuracy and clever portrayal.
  1. Joe M 13 years ago
    
    Yeah, but Santorum isn't really attacking Romney much either. Should've been Perry instead.
    1. sloopyinca 13 years ago
      
      He could have drawn Perry as "Agent P" as well.
      1. Leon Panetta 13 years ago
        
        I'm warning you about the "P" stuff.
      2. PS 13 years ago
        
        Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day.
        
        Night Elf Mohawk 13 years ago
        
        Semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action?
        
        PS 13 years ago
        
        Stop!!!
        
        Bones 13 years ago
        
        Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporaaaateeeeeeed!
db 13 years ago

Santorum and Gingrich should be depicted as zombies. Mitt gets bitten and Paul shows up with a baseball bat and a sawed off shotgun to save the world.
1. annonymous commenter some guy 13 years ago
  
  "Paul shows up with a baseball bat and a sawed off shotgun to save the world."
  
  Sounds like an excellent campaign poster!
2. Bones 13 years ago
  
  Shop smart, shop S Mart.
Bok Sux 13 years ago

So this is Field of Dreams and Newt is Mitt's father?
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

what does one see when looking in the Mitt mirror?
1. Ska 13 years ago
  
  Hopefully they don't see Santorum behind them.
SugarFree 13 years ago

Santorum is He Who Fingers His Asshole Behind The Rows.
sloopyinca 13 years ago

I wanted to see something funny. So I'm gonna post this instead of look at he Friday Drawing again.
1. Apatheist 13 years ago
  
  The guy with the long hair looks like a total badass.
  1. sloopyinca 13 years ago
    
    Wook at dems cute widdle feets! They're like real-life hobbits.
  2. TheOtherOtherSparky 13 years ago
    
    Looks like some of the Dragon Ball Z characters playing some ball.
Terr 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sparky 13 years ago

What is this I don't even
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Needs more labels.
1. Rich 13 years ago
  
  Well, perhaps "The Republican Field".
wtf 13 years ago

How much money does Reason waste on these cartoon?
1. Orrie Goner 13 years ago
  
  Don't you get it? Chip pays Reason.
  1. sloopyinca 13 years ago
    
    Yeah, this is what I always thought. Like a self-described artist pays a studio to display their work in the hopes that someone will commission them. Bok is just doing the same, but online.
    1. wtf 13 years ago
      
      pretty sure reason pays a subscription fee to bok.
      1. sloopyinca 13 years ago
        
        Pretty sure the batteries in your Sarcasmometer need to be replaced.
        
        Johncasmic Brooksloop 13 years ago
        
        Pretty sure sarcasm is the lowest form of speech.
        
        Nuh uh! 13 years ago
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Inspired by Sloopy's generosity above and Urkobold's Monkey Tuesday, I offer this
P Brooks 13 years ago

Needs more labels.
1. Mr Whipple 13 years ago
  
  [and] brackets [EMPIRE]
2. Johncasmic Brooksloop 13 years ago
  
  Funny every time!
Spoonman. 13 years ago

Can't you at least get Lucy or Tim to add alt-text so something funny is on this page?
F Hart 13 years ago

Holy shit! Is it Friday already? Fuck me.
P Brooks 13 years ago

To the Memory Hole!
Ice Nine 13 years ago

Santorum, Newt and Mitt are in the GOP? Who knew?
Yet Another Dave 13 years ago

I gotta say, I think a lot of you are pretty mean toward Bok's cartoons each week ... except for this week. That one is pretty lame. Where's Ron Paul? What's with the Field of Dreams/Friday the 13th stuff, when it's Mortal Kombat?
Almanian 13 years ago

Bok is so meta that he speaks only to The Few Who Understand.

Party on, Chip
Jay S 13 years ago

Why does Zombie Nixon have 'Santorum' written on his suit coat?
1. Thorbie 13 years ago
  
  I think you're talking about Joe Biden.
TheOtherOtherSparky 13 years ago

Santorum looks like he's trying to "be veewwwy qwiet. He's hunting wabbits", which is pointless, because, that weird white haired Dracula from the 1992 Coppola movie, who BTW, has REALLY let himself go, is running a chainsaw. Apparently, the power tool was required to cut a wide enough hole for his fat ass.
Joshua Corning 13 years ago

Both timely and accurate...in some alternate past in which Ron Paul did not exist.
LA Liberty 13 years ago

I'm assuming this is an animated gif and it just hasn't gotten to the funny frame yet...
Dylboz 13 years ago

Uh... shouldn't that sign say "SC," not "NH?"
Thorbie 13 years ago

Mine's funnier. http://whenfallsthecoliseum.co.....mpaigners/
Thorbie 13 years ago

Mine's funnier.
Thorbie 13 years ago

What?

"Field of Dreams 2: the Friday the 13th, Newt Chainsaw Massacre (with Santorum)."

Mine's funnier.
1. Dude! 13 years ago
  
  I agree. Not a lot funnier, but better drawn and in color.
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