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Chip Bok | 1.6.2012 7:00 AM

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rather 15 years ago

Take a holiday and fart in a jar. Store the CH4 until it can be burned cleanly. Yum!
1. ? 15 years ago
  
  Your unsuccessful meme spirals ever downward. Just dip once and end it!
  1. Joe 15 years ago
    
    Nice reference!
  2. rather 15 years ago
    
    Yeah, just fart in your own jar and don't bother anyone. Then colelct the meme in a jar as well.
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

The black smoke pouring out of Cosby's golf cart should be on the other side of that palm tree.
1. Zombie Jimbo 15 years ago
  
  At least Bill Cosby can give a good speech.
Amakudari 15 years ago

One of Bok's more phallic stylings of the Commander in Chief. An instant classic.
1. invisible furry hand 15 years ago
  
  If that resembles anyone's junk, I'll happily help pay for the corrective surgery
  1. capitol l 15 years ago
    
    Yeah, if your dick looks like that you're definitely not getting lei'd.
    
    HAR HAR
    1. 15 years ago
      
      Good pun, sir.
    2. tapir 15 years ago
      
      oh. i see what you did there.
  2. Amakudari 15 years ago
    
    Troglodytes. This isn't Renaissance art.
    
    Think like the jugs on the Venus of Willendorf.
2. ? 15 years ago
  
  And once again the racist fried chicken drumstick ears.
  1. EDG reppin' LBC 15 years ago
    
    I actually like the ears. Bock finally drew them big enough to be funny.
  2. ThatSkepticGuy 15 years ago
    
    See, that's the thing about caricaturists. They take existing physical characteristics and crank them to 11.
    
    There's hundreds of cartoons out there depicting Dubya with elephant ears, too. Get over yourself.
3. Pants 15 years ago
  
  I kinda think that phalluses and somebody that wears mom jeans seem to be contradictory.
Dekedin 15 years ago

So apparently McCain endorsed Romney. if there was ever a reason not to vote for Romney here it is.
1. jacob the barbarian 15 years ago
  
  a loser endorses a loser - how cute
  1. Bucky 15 years ago
    
    there's a Hobbit joke in there somewhere...
2. BigT 15 years ago
  
  Why would Romney WANT McCain's endorsement?
Bok Sux 15 years ago

Petsmart? So THAT's where he gets the organic food for FLOTUS.
capitol l 15 years ago

CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING OVER YOU GODDAMN WASTE OF SPACE! I FUCKING HATE YOU WORSE THAN A MUSLIM ANCHOR BABY, CHIP BOK! WHO THE FUCK IS NAMED "CHIP", THAT'S A GODDAMN SNACK NOT A MAN'S NAME! ARE YOUR BROTHERS NAMED 'DORITO' AND 'BUGLE', ASSHOLE?

I HATE YOU CHIP BOK! ALOHA MY ASS!
1. 35N4P2BYY 15 years ago
  
  *golf clap*
2. rather 15 years ago
  
  Fart in a jar - you'll feel much better.
  1. invisible furry hand 15 years ago
    
    And if I fart in your face I'll feel excellent
  2. capitol l 15 years ago
    
    I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE WORSE THAN RATHER EVER WAS WITH YOUR STOOPID SPOOFING BULLSHIT. YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY? NOPE.
    
    YOU'RE LIKE A GODDAMN POMERANIAN NIPPING AT EVERYONE'S FUCKING HEELS. NOW,SCRAM CUMSTAIN. YOUR OBSESSION WITH RATHER IS SOME GODDAMN FUCKING PSYCHO SHIT MAN...GIVE IT UP, OR ASK THE BITCH OUT ALREADY.
    
    YOU PSYCHOS WILL BE GOOD TOGETHER, A PERFECT FUCKING FIT.
    1. ? 15 years ago
      
      It's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers.
      1. capitol l 15 years ago
        
        I STOMP YOUR SHOWDOG INTO A PUDDLE OF SHIT AND BLOOD!
        
        WWNGD? 15 years ago
        
        I have reported you to "see something say something"
      2. El Duderino 15 years ago
        
        If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she goes on vacation I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
    2. rather 15 years ago
      
      Huffing CH4 can be hard on the brain of the weak and the weary I see.
3. Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago
  
  "bokbluster.com" is a pretty good play on words. Admit it.
  1. Scruffy the Janitor 15 years ago
    
    What about bokbloker.com?
    1. db 15 years ago
      
      As in, "He was supposed to be my wingman but he turned into a total bokblocker?"
      1. capitol l 15 years ago
        
        "My dad is such a homophobe; he actually called my gay brother a boksmoker the other day."
        
        invisible furry hand 15 years ago
        
        "What a soft bok"
        
        Dekedin 15 years ago
        
        One does not simply Bok into Mordor.
        
        db 15 years ago
        
        "Before the bok crows you will deny me three times."
        
        Bucky 15 years ago
        
        "i'll be Bok..."
        
        Libertymike 15 years ago
        
        Not as president of Harvard.
        
        winner! 15 years ago
        
        this
        
        ThatSkepticGuy 15 years ago
        
        MARTY, WE HAVE TO GO BOK!
  2. capitol l 15 years ago
    
    Admit it.
    
    Never.
  3. khks999 15 years ago
    
    bok choy bok joy ... i got nuttin'
invisible furry hand 15 years ago

If he had a son who did lame cartoons, would he be a chip off the old bok?
1. db 15 years ago
  
  A Bok off the old Chip.
2. Joe 15 years ago
  
  Assuming his pop's last name, then his IS the Chip of the old Bok!
3. Joe 15 years ago
  
  Assuming his pop's last name, then his IS the Chip of the old Bok!
Bee Tagger 15 years ago

Shouldn't he be driving that golf car out of a ditch?
1. Barely Suppressed Rage 15 years ago
  
  Yeah, where are the Republicans holding Slurpees(tm)?
Bok Sux 15 years ago

If he had a son who did lame cartoons, would he be a chip off the old bok?

Only if that son's name is Chip.
sage 15 years ago

Is that a golf cart? I thought it was a chevy volt. Oh, except that it's not on fire.
1. db 15 years ago
  
  See FoE's comment above.
The Art-P.O.G. 15 years ago

Heh. Not too bad.
1. capitol l 15 years ago
  
  I'd love to know how much Payne and Bok pay you and Fist to post these positive comments. I want in on some of that scratch.
Alan Wong 15 years ago

Great work, Chip!
rather 15 years ago

Why the Pet Smart dog food and supplies? They kept theirs at home; Is it a comment on the 99?
Pablo Picasso 15 years ago

Learn to draw, moran!
1. db 15 years ago
  
  Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso a moran.
  1. The Art-P.O.G. 15 years ago
    
    Not in New York.
2. Francisco d Anconia 15 years ago
  
  Why draw her?
  
  http://www.celebs101.com/image.....llery.html
SugarFree 15 years ago

So... is that really capitol l, or is it a spoof like MNG in the PM Links and Episiarch in the 37 MPG article comments?

Someone's getting desperate.
1. capitol l 15 years ago
  
  No, it's me. This "funny" is so bad that I had to go all STEVE SMITH on its ass.
  
  Same with the rather spoofer. The answer to people you don't like is never more people that you don't like.
  1. SugarFree 15 years ago
    
    I agree with the rather spoofer. But then it gives her such an excellent bloody shirt to wave, it's probably her drumming up sympathy for herself.
  2. rather 15 years ago
    
    capitol l,
    
    If you have a problem with farting in jars, so sorry. Its a great way to save energy for later consumption and is fun too.
rather 15 years ago

H&R is William Golding's novel with a female on the Island, and guess what her character is named?
1. ? 15 years ago
  
  Supercrotch?
2. rather 15 years ago
  
  Now who would be play Jack?
3. Barely Suppressed Rage 15 years ago
  
  Slatbungwalla?
4. Almanian 15 years ago
  
  Anne Frank?
  
  Too Soon?
5. A fan 15 years ago
  
  Epi?
  1. rather 15 years ago
    
    His novel brings out the character's character, not what they present in a controlled situation
Abdul 15 years ago

It's funny because "Aloha" can mean either "Hello" or "Goodbye." Get it?
1. Mongo 15 years ago
  
  Spelled backwards it's 'A-hole'.
sarcasmic 15 years ago

Dude walks into a bar, notices there's no women in there, figures it's a gay bar but he wants a beer too much to care. So he goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
Bartender says "What's the name of your penis?"
Dude replies "I haven't given my penis a name."
Bartender says "Better give it one if you want a beer" and walks away.
Dude nudges the customer to his right and asks "Uh, um, uh, what's the name of your, um, uh, penis?"
The customer gleefully replies "Timex! Takes a lickin... keeps on tickin!"
Dude, now slightly disturbed, asks the same of the customer to his left.
The customer replies "Foooooord! Have you driven a Foooooord lately?"
Dude thinks for a moment, then motions to the bartender.
Bartender asks "So, what's the name of your penis?"
Dude replies "Secret. Strong enough for a man; made for a woman."
1. ? 15 years ago
  
  So, does Times push in his stool for him?
2. Gene 15 years ago
  
  Jesus, how old is that joke? Every one of those slogans is at least a decade deceased.
  1. sarcasmic 15 years ago
    
    Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
    
    He had a chicken stapled to his head!
    1. EDG reppin' LBC 15 years ago
      
      How low can a punk get?
      
      I don't know, but Bad Brains destroy!
    2. Almanian 15 years ago
      
      Q: Why did the libertardian cross the road?
      
      A: FUCK OFF, SLAVER!
      
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love that one.
? 15 years ago

Timex, dammit, Timex.
1. Gumby 15 years ago
  
  I'm warning you ....
Sparky 15 years ago

Here goes.

Why does the misshapen pine tree have testicles hanging from it?
Why did he buy two loaves of bread from PetSmart then two more from Target?
Is his hovercart supposed to be an extra poke in the eye to the 99%?
Why is his shirt all ripped an tattered up top?
Why is he wearing his cap sideways? Racist?
Is the orange and black shirt supposed to be a tiger reference?
Why does he only have 4 clubs left in his bag? Why are the all the same?
Tonio 15 years ago

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
Warren 15 years ago

Who the hell is Alan Wone?
Where Is Empress Cleopatra.... 15 years ago

....er, Michelle?
1. Bucky 15 years ago
  
  it should read
  To: the 99%
  From: the 1 who has golfed 90 games while Rome burns
Abdul 15 years ago

Putting a target on Golf Cart 1?

This climate of hate is bound to encourage some lunatic. Damn you, Bok, damn you straight to hell!
1. Bobarian 15 years ago
  
  Sarah Palin may literally shoot him with her mouth.
  
  Literally!
Almanian 15 years ago

This cartoon does not speak to me. And I don't get it.

I am the 99%.
1. DLM 15 years ago
  
  I am the 99%.
  
  You need to lose some weight, then.
Homad Raseem 15 years ago

Dude really seems to know what he is talking about.

http://www.Privacy-Pros.tk
TheOtherOtherSparky 15 years ago

I don't get it. I really mean that. I've understood previous FF, even if they weren't funny, but with this one, I just can't grok the Bok.

There were other times where I thought it was clear Bok was just not trying. I was wrong.
onnta 15 years ago

The one percent shop at target, who knew i was hobnobbing with the rich and famous at my favorite store.
first 15 years ago

Keity is one of the top models from Brazil and it is instantly obvious that the title is well deserved.
.

SHE HAS a classic body, raven black hair, big luscious eyes, and a sensual voice to complete the picture. At only 21 years of age she claims to have had enough of boyfriends and wants to spend time focusing on her modeling career. She knows when its time to get down to business and doesn't have room for men who only get in her way.

Petter spent an entire day shooting with Keity while visiting Florianopolis. Posing next to gigantic trees and wide open spaces one is instantly reminded of a modern Amazon, strong and demanding of our attention.

Keity has the kind of body that rivals the grand nature of any landscape and is a true example of the beauty one can only find in Brazil.

http://www.hegre-art.com/models#action=show&id=97
alaamiah 13 years ago

Thank you very much
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alaamiah
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samr 11 years ago

I just realized this was written in 2002. I wonder what the gun crime rate is now. Any government that tells you that you have no right to self defense is not looking after your best interest. Self defense is the most basic right anyone has. No government or police can protect you. I can't believe you all allow this to continue. I keep a gun at home for self defense and have a license to carry it concealed any where I go. And I do. If I am attacked then at least I have a chance to stay alive. By the time the police arrive they can either arrange for my body to be picked up or take a statement from me. I choose the later. Britons let a right be taken from them and now it will be much harder to get it back. But you should try.
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barbie girl 11 years ago

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ehab 11 years ago

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El Duderino 15 years ago

Chill out dude, its a fuckin cartoon of a huge penis with ears on a hovercraft.

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