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The protestors

Chip Bok | 11.4.2011 7:00 AM

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$6M RoboTorso 14 years ago

Recycled joke about Friday Funnies > Tebow > Tebow
1. STEVE SMITH 14 years ago
  
  ASSRAPE > TEBOW
  1. Roman Polanski 14 years ago
    
    ASSRAPE > TEBOW
    
    Well of course it is! Especially when they're not unresponsive!
    1. Whoopi Goldberg 14 years ago
      
      Not rape rape > Tebow
2. Montani Semper Liberi 14 years ago
  
  Gadhafi's Hide & Seek School > Tebow
  1. WTF 14 years ago
    
    Bok>Tebow
SIV 14 years ago

Why is the Faux News reporter not wearing a bra?
1. Live Free or Diet 14 years ago
  
  Why assume she's from Fog Snooze?
  1. Applejack 14 years ago
    
    Why does Fox News make people knickers twist in their pants so?
    1. WWNGD 14 years ago
      
      Because they are not as trustworthy as MSNBC or CNN, so you need to make up sarcastic names about them to show your level of maturity.
      1. BigT 14 years ago
        
        Except Fox is more neutral than most:
        
        " Consistent with many conservative critics, CBS Evening News and the New York Times received a score far left of center. Outlets such as the Washington Post, USA Today, NPR's Morning Edition, NBC's Nightly News and ABC's World News Tonight were moderately left. The most centrist outlets (but still left-leaning) by our measure were the Newshour with Jim Lehrer, CNN's NewsNight with Aaron Brown, and ABC's Good Morning America. Fox News' Special Report, while right of center, was closer to the center than any of the three major networks' evening news broadcasts. All of our findings refer strictly to the news stories of the outlets. That is, we omitted editorials, book reviews, and letters to the editor from our sample."
        
        http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/pol.....Bias.8.htm
        
        Mike 14 years ago
        
        What are you doing, BigT?! You're pissing on their most sacred outlet for sanctimony.
2. Toasted 14 years ago
  
  I like when they hang low.
Mr Whipple 14 years ago

Not sure I get it. Did the old man mortgage the house for the kid's tuition?
Abdul 14 years ago

I'm not gay, but if I was, that kid's head would remind me to masturbate.
1. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  You're penis looks like his head? You need to go to the doctor, dude...
  1. $6M RoboTorso 14 years ago
    
    Abdul's penis head > Tebow
  2. Abdul 14 years ago
    
    No, but it reminds me enough of a penis to wonder if chip bok does his work while he's on chat roulette.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Is Andy Dick's belt buckle stapled to his navel? No wonder mustachioed Ed Asner looks pissed. Blonde Sofia Coppola should just back away.
1. capitol l 14 years ago
  
  I think Blonde Sofia's nipple gave Mustachioed Asner a black eye.
capitol l 14 years ago

Wow! Way to take fucking up to a whole other level, Bok. You've really outdone yourself.

*slowclap*
Maurice 14 years ago

I speak of the Pompatus of Love.
1. Devil's Advocate 14 years ago
  
  Dammit! Now I have been earwormed.
2. Elspeth Flashman 14 years ago
  
  +1.
capitol l 14 years ago

When Bok ventures outside of his comfort zone of drawing anthropomorphic penises the results are creepy, and not in a good way.
Joe M 14 years ago

Actually, I think a lot of us would support abolishing capitolism.
1. o2 14 years ago
  
  yeah i hatez teh capitols letterz
  1. o3 14 years ago
    
    derp
ombudsman 14 years ago

Can we get a P. Bagge or Johnny Ryan substitute for Friday Funnies?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

I'm going to be characteristicly contrary to the rest of you sheep and say that I like this one.
1. $6M RoboTorso 14 years ago
  
  Tebow > Fist of Etiquette
  1. Joe M 14 years ago
    
    FoE > RoboTebow
    1. $6M RoboTorso 14 years ago
      
      Does RoboTebow disguise himself as a semi before converting to humanoid form and taking the field to throw interceptions w/ superhuman strength?
      1. Joe M 14 years ago
        
        He prefers to call it "attacking the defense with the ball", but yeah, more or less.
      2. db 14 years ago
        
        The enemy's gate is somewhere over there.
    2. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
      
      When my doomsday machine is finished, Joe M will be spared in the new world order that follows its unveiling.
      
      Also, RoboTebow is an anagram of boob tower. Just putting that out there.
      1. $6M RoboTorso 14 years ago
        
        Boob Tower > RoboTebow > Tebow
2. he who shall not be named 14 years ago
  
  Did someone say 'sheep'?
  1. Restoras 14 years ago
    
    +1
  2. Joe M 14 years ago
    
    Don't forget the first rule of Sheepfucker Club.
    1. Joe M 14 years ago
      
      Correct spelling > Tebow
      1. Joe M 14 years ago
        
        Tebow > squirrels
3. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
  
  And, holy shit, it's spelled characteristically, Past FoE.
Bucky 14 years ago

the old man needs an SEIU button on his shirt...
free2booze 14 years ago

That's something that hasn't been talked about, but needs to be discussed. When these kids do their financial aid paperwork, they need to provide mommy and daddy's financial information to apply for the loan. Obviously the parents weren't sitting down with their little brats, and suggesting that maybe borrowing tens of thousands of dollars, to attend the most expensive school, isn't such a hot idea.

Financially illiterate parent advises financially illiterate, retarded child. What could go wrong?
1. Parents 14 years ago
  
  It seemed like a good idea until junior graduated and started living on our spare couch.
2. Apatheist 14 years ago
  
  You don't have to. Maybe it is just for grad schools but when I got my subsidized loans for law school I didn't give them any of my parents information.
  1. free2booze 14 years ago
    
    Your parents info is required, unless you qualify as an independent student. Once you turn 24, you are considered independent, or if you are married, a veteran of the military, or you are a baby-momma, or baby-daddy.
  2. Bucky 14 years ago
    
    can you say subprime college loans...
sarcasmic 14 years ago

I can't think of a funny comment.
But neither could Bok, so I don't feel bad about it.
$6M RoboTorso 14 years ago

Has anyone had the bad manners to tell these kids that if the only significant financial decision they ever made was taking $100,000 in loans for a Lesbian Peace Studies degree, maybe they should acknowledge they are idiots and STFU about economic matters?

> Tebow
1. Women of OWS 14 years ago
  
  Being raped in your tent and having the movement try to sweep everything under the rug after the fact. > Tebow
  1. free2booze 14 years ago
    
    Having a bowel movement, and sweeping it under your tent = OWS.
Restoras 14 years ago

Hey, all hands on deck for the Reason Alaska cruise!
>Tebow 14 years ago

You guys are mean.
Terr 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alan Vanneman 14 years ago

Shouldn't this be called "Boring Old Fart Funnies"? Is it true that Chip sleeps with an Ann Colter love pillow?
1. WTF 14 years ago
  
  Tebow > Alan Vanneman
P Brooks 14 years ago

You should have gone into puppetry, Bok.
1. Abdul 14 years ago
  
  To think, a man with a degree from one of the nations's finest post-graduate pupptry programs is unemplyed, and chip bok is making a living.
Tim 14 years ago

How can he top himself, week after week?
Reason? or Stereotypes? 14 years ago

There's many a gray head in Occupy Wall Street crowd
By Gianna Palmer and Kate Howard | McClatchy Newspapers

NEW YORK ? Vince Taylor doesn't fit the stereotype of unkempt twentysomething protesters at the Occupy Wall Street site in Manhattan, which was clear from the homemade canvas sign he held there.

It read: "75 AND DISGUSTED."

Taylor, a retired economist with a doctorate from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology...

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/11/02.....ccupy.html
1. What ya think KOCH pays for? 14 years ago
  1. Peak Stupid? 14 years ago
    1. We'll call 'er "Reason," boys. 14 years ago
  2. Peak KOCHiness! 14 years ago
2. PIRS 14 years ago
  
  Perhaps the reporter was surprised that he was wearing a tie and a watch.
  1. seniors and middle-aged adults 14 years ago
    
    "seniors and middle-aged adults are hardly uncommon at Zuccotti Park"
    
    Read the article. Be informed, instead of chanting what you want to be true.
    1. John 14 years ago
      
      There are called old hippies you half wit. Isn't there a limit to how many stupid things one person can say in a life time? If so haven't you reached it? Peak stupid has to be close.
      1. Koch smiles upon John 14 years ago
        
        John 14 years ago
        
        They don't call it peake stupid for nothing.
        
        BakedPenguin 14 years ago
        
        HEY MISS RECTAL, IT'S COOTER. GOSH, YOU SURE GOT A LOT OF SUITORS. I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED, A PRETTY GAL LIKE YOU. JUST YOU DON'T FORGET COOTER, OKAY?
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        Oh no! You mean there are a couple of people out there who earned lots of money on their own and are spending it to support organizations that have points of view they happen to agree with! GOD! The HORROR!!!!
        
        Koch pays for peak stupid 14 years ago
        
        You and John and Penguin keep up the peak stupid.
        
        Here's reality. Hard working Americans:
        
        http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        The statists had a virtual monopoly on the media for a very long time. Now that the monopoly is no more the statists are frightened - very frightened and they lash out at anyone who helps to fund alternative points of view.
        
        KOCH = STATISTS 14 years ago
        
        PIRS = STATIST
        
        Or are you for a Non-State sociopolitical typology?
        
        It's time to quit being so dishonest about this "statist" accusation, when you're one yourself.
        
        NON-STATE AND STATE SOCIETIES
        http://faculty.smu.edu/rkemper.....ieties.pdf
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        Here we go again .....
        
        WI,
        
        Tell you what, if the state collapses I will be happy for you if you find a large plot of undeveloped land and you can live in any way you wish so long as it does not infringe upon the equal rights of others.
        
        Happy?
        
        Dylboz 14 years ago
        
        This guy/gal/troll makes me embarrassed to be wearing a white Indian Motorcycle t-shirt right now.
        
        BakedPenguin 14 years ago
        
        HEY MISS RECTAL, IT'S COOTER. ARE YOU SORE? I'M SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN NUTHIN' BY MY LAST COMMENT, JUST TRYIN TO SAY YOU'RE PRETTY IS ALL.
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        LOL, really? You can't do better than referencing a cheesy television sitcom?
        
        REASON REGULARS 14 years ago
        
        HEY HALF BAKED, IT'S HERR KOCH. ARE YOU SORE? I'M SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN NUTHIN' BY MY LAST COMMENT, JUST TRYIN TO SAY YOU'RE PRETTY IS ALL.
        
        BakedPenguin 14 years ago
        
        GOSH MISS RECTAL, I DONE MADE YOU SORE. I SURE DIDN'T MEAN TO. DOES THIS MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THE FLOWERS? I PLUCKED 'EM MYSELF, JUST FOR YOU.
        
        Critic 14 years ago
        
        Ugh. Most childish fad yet.
        And your blog sucks.
        
        heller 14 years ago
        
        HI MISS RECTAL WHY YOU SAYING MY BOG SUCKS? MY BOG IS PRETTY NICE YOU SHOULD COME VISIT 'OL COOTER AND SEE IT.
    2. PIRS 14 years ago
      
      Perhaps you should read my comment before assuming that I did not.
      1. . 14 years ago
        
        Contrary to the propaganda being put out by the money-junkies and their pet presstitutes, the Occupy movement are not "commies."
        
        They are not Marxists.
        They are not "Drugged out Hippies."
        They are not lazy.
        They do not "hate the rich."
        
        The Occupy movement are men.
        They are women.
        They are gays.
        They are straights.
        They are Black.
        They are White.
        They are Red.
        They are Yellow.
        They are Brown.
        They are young.
        They are old.
        
        They are you.
        And they are me.
        
        The Occupy movement is not trying to take over the country.
        
        The Occupy movement is the country, taking itself back.
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        Of course, and many of them are funded by George Soros.
        
        FOX AND FRAUDS ASTROTURF! 14 years ago
        
        OMG!
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        Fox? What does fox have to do with any of this? LOL - are you one of those people who doesn't know the difference between conservativism and libertarianism? LOL!
        
        You're parroting Faux shit 14 years ago
        
        you get called on parroting Faux shit.
        
        What do Walmart, FOX News, and Koch Brothers have in common?
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g78ZKT-uMs
        
        PIRS 14 years ago
        
        LOL,
        
        Does an opinion or a truth become "Fox" just because someone on that network utters it? If they state that the sky is blue and I say so also does that mean I am uttering their "propaganda"?
        
        The truth or falsehood of a statement is independent of the source that reports it.
        
        BigT 14 years ago
        
        "What do Walmart, FOX News, and Koch Brothers have in common?"
        
        A: They make money by providing products and services that people freely purchase.
        
        Parrot the talking points BigT 14 years ago
        
        Weapons grade stupid 14 years ago
        
        They get laid more than you?
        
        mt 14 years ago
        
        Dear god shut up with this propaganda. False dilemma ga longing points, the world is not so simple we are not part of the 99 percent or the 1 percent. Simply saying something is so doesn't make it so.
        
        Now go back to your drum circle.
        
        Fatty Bolger 14 years ago
        
        They're certainly not me, dumbass.
        
        R C Dean 14 years ago
        
        Contrary to the propaganda being put out by the money-junkies and their pet presstitutes, the Occupy movement are not "commies."
        
        True. They are not useful idiots for the Communists.
        
        They are useful idiots for a range of lefty/tranzi parasite/authoritarian wannabes.
        
        sevo 14 years ago
        
        "They are you.
        And they are me."
        Got a turd in your pocket?
        
        DLM 14 years ago
        
        So, why think being Marxists/Drugged out Hippies/etc. and being Black/White/etc. are mutually exclusive?
        
        DEFUND Oakland Government 14 years ago
        
        What propaganda you talking about? There are a few Junior Stalinists and a scattering of $oros-funded Junior Fascists out there, though, you gotta admit.
        
        DEFUND Oakland Government 14 years ago
        
        DeFund WashingtonDC: stop corporate bailouts and cronyism, stop the WarState. Impeach guilty politicians!
3. Fatty Bolger 14 years ago
  
  2009: "Hey, look at that one freak over there. Let's use him to make the other tea partiers look bad."
  
  2011: "Hey, look at that one normal guy over there. Let's use him to make the OWS protesters look good."
  1. Bucky 14 years ago
    
    thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss^
4. Austrian Pastry 14 years ago
  
  If he's 75 now and he got a PhD from MIT on the usual timeframe, he presumably studied under Paul Samuelson and Bob Solow. No wonder he's confused about economics.
rather retarded 14 years ago

? x ? R: rather + x < Tebow
Spoonman. 14 years ago

Good mooooorning...no links?
Poet Laureate sloopyinca 14 years ago

Well, since the kid was originally protesting the real problem that exists, Capitolism, I'm gonna say he's a lot smarter than his old man.

As far as the bullet-tits, I have no comment at this time.
1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  Bok's cartoons always have a deeper, clever meaning. You are correct, sloopy.
DEFUND DC dot com 14 years ago

IMPEACH OBAMA -- stop the wars and corporate bailouts.

DEFUND DC -- STARVE THE BEAST.

PROSECUTE WAR CRIMINALS: OBAMA BUSH CHENEY CLINTON CLINTON RICE RICE POWERS RUMSFELD BUSH.
1. DEFUND DC dot com 14 years ago
  
  I am retarded.
Kevin 14 years ago

I'm with FoE. Not a bad cartoon. Good work, Bok!
1. The Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  I also thought this one was pretty good. Props, Bok!
Almanian 14 years ago

Saw this a few days ago. Wasn't funny then, either.

Also - I misread the blurb as "..the last Friday Funny..." A man can dream, can't he?
foam concrete manfacturer indi 14 years ago

haa...
Servicio de Marketing 14 years ago

I used to love reading these little cartoon snippets. Brings back the old days before the Internet killed the newspapers.
Marc by Marc Jacobs Handbag 14 years ago

Mr. Marc Jacobs is a legend

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