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Henry Payne | 10.21.2011 7:00 AM

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heller 13 years ago

Timeplain gambolcube?
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  Timecop, am I free to gambol about the 4 corner days?
  1. Occupy Blazing Saddles 13 years ago
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Giants among men like Moore don't second guess themselves. The thought bubble should read, "Those hot dog carts sure didn't hold enough hot dogs."
1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
  
  now that's funny.
  1. Rhywun 13 years ago
    
    It's a Ziggy!
    1. Balloon Maker 13 years ago
      
      The pig says, "my wife's a slut"?
      1. genesis 13 years ago
        
        + infinity
2. Bucky 13 years ago
  
  Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud...
The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago

Get it? 'Cause Michael Moore is fat.
1. Old Soldier 13 years ago
  
  And really rich.
2. sage 13 years ago
  
  And a millionaire. Simple. True. Funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
    
    You know who else was a fat cat millionaire?
    
    Garfield.
    1. Quetzalcoatl 13 years ago
      
      That would explain a lot... like where Jon got money from.
    2. Almanian 13 years ago
      
      Sylvester was always sooooo jealous of him
affenkopf 13 years ago

Someone should put this feature out of its misery.
capitol l 13 years ago

Why is John Candy wearing a 'Michael Moore' sticker on his coat?
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  I see what you did there: a very sly Canadian Bacon reference.
  1. capitol l 13 years ago
    
    He's goin' north to commit the most heinous of crimes...LITTERING!
    1. Auric Demonocles 13 years ago
      
      Littering AND?
      1. Admiral 13 years ago
        
        Littering and, uh...
        
        heller 13 years ago
        
        Littering and... littering and... littering and... smoking the reefer!
  2. Colonel_Angus 13 years ago
    
    I watched Strange Brew yesterday. That's all I have to say about that.
    1. Bob Mckenzie 13 years ago
      
      "If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you!"
L13 13 years ago

We need his buddy Mr. Baldwin too!
$6M RoboTorso 13 years ago

Hey, wait a minute. His head doesn't look like a penis. I went up and double checked. Not Bok.

Carry on.
$6M RoboTorso 13 years ago

Who would win a fight to the death in a cage, Bok or Payne?

Would that be funnier than a cartoon drawn by either?

Discuss.
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  Neither artist's Wikipedia page mentions a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blackbelt, so I can't say.
  1. Pantless Deviant 13 years ago
    
    Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
    
    That'd be Capoeira, I believe. Just for the record.
    1. SugarFree 13 years ago
      
      Capoeira: The Real Forbidden Dance.
      1. stonewyrm 13 years ago
        
        I thought they were huge guinea pigs?
        
        Which would be a great thig to watch them fight it out with!
    2. . 13 years ago
      
      "That'd be Capoeira, I believe. Just for the record."
      
      nope
      1. Pantless Deviant 13 years ago
        
        Yep.
        
        Unless you can enlighten me.
        
        P B 13 years ago
        
        Brazilian jiu-jitsu is a grappling martial art.
        
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu
        
        Capoeira contains more kicks and is almost dance like, if there is a roda nearby you should check it out.
        
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoeira
2. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
  
  nah.
3. Warren 13 years ago
  
  Payne is less barforama than Bok. Bagge is the only quality inker around here.
4. QuietDesperation 13 years ago
  
  "Who would win a fight to the death in a cage, Bok or Payne?"
  
  The cage.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Too many labels. Not enough chins.
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  I do feel like the 'Michael Moore' label was a bit excessive.
  1. Quetzalcoatl 13 years ago
    
    Fittingly.
  2. BakedPenguin 13 years ago
    
    Now, now - people might have thought someone was doing an odd rip off of Family Guy.
Unfunny Reason Cartoons 13 years ago

We are the 99%
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  OK, that was good.
2. Almanian 13 years ago
  
  +0.99
Amakudari 13 years ago

Thank God for the Michael Moore and Occupy Wall Street labels. I almost didn't understand what was supposed funny, but now I do. Brilliant!
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

It's a shame to see Gary Larson return with something so bitterly political.
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

At first...
http://img16.imageshack.us/img.....nfused.jpg
Terr 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mr Whipple 13 years ago

Fuck. Is it Friday already?

Why is it that the older you get, the faster time goes by?

Whoever said youth is wasted on the young, was absolutely right.
1. Bee Tagger 13 years ago
  
  You hate the weekend?
  
  Why don't you just tell Bachman, Turner, and Overdrive to go to hell while you're at it?
  1. Loverboy 13 years ago
    
    We're already there.
  2. Mr Whipple 13 years ago
    
    You hate the weekend?
    
    Weekend? What's that? When you are self-employed, there are no weekends. You basically condemn yourself to a life of poverty for at least 5 years.
2. Hank 13 years ago
  
  The older you get, each day is a smaller percentage of your life total experience. When you were 5, a year was a fifth of your total experience. At 40, it's only a fortieth. So each passing day feels like you are accelerating toward the grave.
  
  Oh, was that rhetorical?
  1. Mr Whipple 13 years ago
    
    So each passing day feels like you are accelerating toward the grave.
    
    Dick!
    1. Almanian 13 years ago
      
      No, no - that was "Hank"
  2. Almanian 13 years ago
    
    You stole my theory! STOP! THIEF!
3. DLM 13 years ago
  
  Why is it that the older you get, the faster time goes by?
  
  That just means you get to enjoy Friday Funnies more often.
Fluffy 13 years ago

These cartoons really suck, guys.
Restoras 13 years ago

I sniggered.
1. Almanian 13 years ago
  
  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!
Beloved Commenter Tim 13 years ago

Replace Friday Funnies with Family Circus reruns. At least we can track little Billy's rovings while we wait for Riggs to get out of his alcohol fueled stupor.
1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
  
  Not Me!
  http://www.healygates.com/ego/bs-famcirc.html
  
  The other wildly overused gag is the one where the mom leans out the front door and calls Billy home for dinner. The cartoon shows the path Billy takes home as he meanders his way all over the neighborhood, hopping fences, talking to neighbors, peeking in bathroom windows, etc. How many times can he use this joke and get away with it? What you never see is the next frame where the father is whipping Billy's late-for-supper ass all over the family room with a bamboo stalk while having flashbacks from Da Nang.
2. SugarFree 13 years ago
  
  Cthulhu Circus
3. Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
  
  Dysfunctional Family Circus
  1. Mongo 13 years ago
    
    The first Family Circus parody I remember seeing was back in the early 80s in National Lampoon where a reaper of death was harvesting the heads of the kids, as "drawn" by Gerald Scarfe.
    
    Can't find it on the web, sorry.
  2. Bucky 13 years ago
    
    "We'll be the good guys and you'll be the insurgents"
    Classic!
  3. heller 13 years ago
    
    Nietzsche Family Circus
4. Pantless Deviant 13 years ago
  
  Garfield Minus Garfield:
  
  http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
5. Pantless Deviant 13 years ago
  
  3eanuts:
  
  http://3eanuts.com/
Joe M 13 years ago

That was Payneful.
Warty 13 years ago

Low-hanging fruit is sometimes rotten. Ponder this on the Tree of Woe.
P Brooks 13 years ago

Needs more labels.
A Gamboling Man 13 years ago

"Aw crap, here comes my broker, I hope he doesn't see me. Blend in with the herd, Michael. I am the 99%. I am the 99%..."
1. Almanian 13 years ago
  
  Are you related to the "Ramblin', Gambolin' Man?" He's from the southeast US somewhere, if that helps.
2. Bucky 13 years ago
  
  like you blend?!
Almanian 13 years ago

I came, I saw, I found no intelligent life, I returned to work.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids! And Idiot Blanco! And xaM! And Urine!
edcoast 13 years ago

Like my neighbor commented the other day, "If you're going to eat the rich, make sure you're the poorest person at the table."
1. Mongo 13 years ago
  
  Two wolves and a monocled industrialist are sitting at a dinner table....
  1. Joshua 13 years ago
    
    Is the industrialist exercising his 2nd amendment rights?
Liberal Larry 13 years ago

OH YEA??!??!! Well Rush Limbaugh is rich, fat, a pill popper and has anal cysts!!!!
1. Dolphin 13 years ago
  
  Very difficult to gambol around with anal cysts.
  1. Kant feel Pietzsche 13 years ago
    
    Unless you can get someone to pop those suckers for you. I suggest either a REALLY good friend, or expect to pay dearly.
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