Dirty Girl
Two for the road
As Danielle, the wisecracking school tramp in the new road movie Dirty Girl, Juno Temple literally drives away with the picture.
The year is 1987, and Danielle—who warms up for classes by boffing bad boys in the high-school parking lot—is miserable. She hates her life in small-town Oklahoma, where she lives with her flighty mom (Milla Jovovich) and mom's new man, a fun-challenged Mormon (William H. Macey). Danielle's father deserted her mother years earlier; he's now somewhere in L.A., and Danielle dreams of one day going there to find him.
In her tight jeans and tube tops ("Yeah, I'm that girl"), Danielle is nothing but trouble. When the school principal dumps her in a special-ed class, she bonds with a chubby closeted gay virgin named Clarke (Jeremy Dozier), who's similarly miserable. Clarke's mom (Mary Steenburgen) is concerned about her son's emerging proclivities (she's found the gay-pornstar posters hidden in his room), but his dad (Dwight Yoakam) is disgusted, and is threatening to consign his loser son to a military academy. Alarmed by this prospect, Clarke steals the family car, and with Danielle behind the wheel they set off for California to find her long-gone father.
First-time feature director Abe Sylvia, a onetime Broadway choreographer, also wrote the script for the film, and says he based the story on his own closeted youth. The movie has a bubbly gay sheen (old Melissa Manchester hits get a lot of love on the soundtrack), but the inarguably hetero Temple is its guiding spirit.
In the traditional road-movie manner, Danielle and Clarke have several colorful adventures on their way to Los Angeles. There's a rough-and-tumble roadhouse interlude in which Danielle fails to impress the patrons as a stripper (for interesting reasons); and there's a glowingly romantic sequence involving a hunky hitchhiker (Nicholas D'Gosto), who turns out to be an "erotic dancer" himself—and who gives Clarke his first taste of uncloseted love. Finally, when the misfit duo make it to L.A.—with their respective mothers on their trail—there's the long-awaited encounter with Danielle's now-remarried father (movingly played by country-music star Tim McGraw), which takes an unexpected turn.
The supporting cast is rock-solid (Steenburgen is the very incarnation of stiff-lipped marital repression, and Jovovich has possibly never given a more affecting comic performance). But it's the two leads who own the movie from start to finish. Dozier, who resembles a slightly downscaled Nick Frost, makes his feature-film debut here, and he's a sweet, cheery winner. And Temple—probably best-known for Atonement, with a substantial part in The Dark Knight Rises coming up—gives a spirited account of a wayward teen who revels in her bad reputation because it's really all she has.
There's one scene in the film, keyed to the heartbreak anthem "Don't Cry Out Loud," that struck me as rocketing over the top and into the glitter stratosphere. I got over it, though.
Kurt Loder is a writer living in New York. His third book, a collection of film reviews called The Good, the Bad and the Godawful, will be out on November 8th from St. Martin's Press. Follow him on Twitter at kurt_loder.
Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.
Please
to post comments
Sounds sorta like a less gritty Freeway.
A way, way less gritty Freeway.
Yes, I figured that was implied.
Freeway was fucking good.
Well, yeah, I was just imagining that Juno Temple's character doesn't stomp someone to death on a bathroom floor.
Just like an exactly as gritty Freejack.
Freejack is when movies started to die.
This is a really good read for me, Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I ever saw.Thanks for posting this informative article.
Road-trip movie formula (TOP SECRET):
A
couple of misfit high school students
a couple of housewives evading the cops, who are chasing them for something they didn't do
group of twenty-something slackers
a group of transvestites, AND/OR
a couple of stoners
go on a road trip in search of
some awesome weed
a long-lost parent
true love
the star of a science-fiction series popular with nerds AND/OR
a role in a fabulous new play
on the way they have wacky adventures involving
surprisingly-friendly rural folk
wild animals
eccentric art dealers
prostitutes, AND/OR
generic eccentrics
at the end of the trip, the find the thing they were looking for, and things suddenly turn sentimental, THE END.
And when it's done well, ala Sex Drive, it really works.
I recall being surprised at somewhat enjoying Euro Trip, but that may have been more Michelle Trachtenberg and less Euro Trip.
Never saw that, I'll have to check it out.
An early road trip:
http://www.ccel.org/ccel/bunyan/pilgrim.html
Man decides to leave his hometown; takes off with a buddy to travel to the Celestial City. Hilarity ensues in the form of temptations, demons, giants, and other riffraff.
Euro Trip is a must for anyone of a libertarian bent, especially the scene where the hotel help quits to start his own business ...
Even if the acting and cinematography were over the top, it doesn't change the fact that the plot is uninteresting and the entire story appears to lack serious theme.
Of course, the same could be said for most of what Hollywood turns out.
Looks good-reminds me of Dancer, Texas Pop. 81
Not working at the restaurant today, rectal? Did they catch you masturbating in the broom closet again with some Borax and a plunger, and told you to take the next day off?
I know the itching is terrible, but you're only making it worse.
Rectal doesn't work at a restaurant. You think the authorities would allow her to handle food? The best job she can get at this point is to be a freelance janitor for sex shops.
That's "custodial engineer", you classist asshole.
And somebody has to clean the ejaculate off the peep booth walls; might as well be rectal.
I'm amazed that even gloryhole operators allow her on their property. Her weeping sores and rotten-egg stench can't be good for business.
Well, that's what she gets for engaging in Spacedocking, and why her...freshness problem...is so bad.
Fun! I'd love to work in a restaurant; I'd make people who piss me off epi me would wash the dishes, and the theme would be spoofing.
Every table would have a phone, and you can call tables, and troll your neighbor.
Thanks for the idea.
I'd call it RATHER'S STFU AND EAT YOUR FOOD.
Seriously, you should get that looked at. Nothing natural or healthy should be dripping and foaming like that.
epi is you're having trouble with your vagina, don't project your issue on me.
FFS, how is it might fault you left a tampon in for a month?
Get Warty to pull it out with his teeth 🙂
Look, you're obviously free to ignore my advice, but it's only going to get worse, and probably spread to your brain, just like the syphilis. Do you really need another problem with it on top of all the others?
epi, I know you think it a menses but honey, that's not why your ass is bleeding.
BTW, Warty wants to earn his Captain's wings
"Epi" seems to be obsessed with you.
her flighty mom (Milla Jovovich)
Art imitates life. Milla is a MILF.
Milla Jovovich is my *ILF ...
I don't care what letter you want to put in front of it ...
First it was Winona as Spock's mom, now Mila. God damn that makes me feel old.
NOOOO!!! Milla a MILF, fuck am I old. Still have the hots on for her though!
I remember when Milla was almost a JILF.
"JILF". Please tell me that is not an anti-semitic comment.
What's the better option? Pervy? Tautological?
Okay, it's a philosemitic comment.
Those accents sound a little too strong for Norman, Oklahoma.
More North East Oklahoma
my bog is huge in norhtest oklohoma .
I remember 1987. Milla Jovovich was twelve, so she couldn't have been anyone's mother. She hadn't even starred in Parker Lewis Can't Lose yet, much less Zoolander.
I saw the rare fat dude-hot girl combo today.
The kicker is they were taking the bus, so it's unlikely that he's rich. Any other theories?
His charming personality?
Eating is how I exercise my tongue.
His enormous schwanzstucker?
Wonderful blog! I genuinely love how it is easy on my eyes and the information are well written.
I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
OT: I've started the prohibition documentary on my dvr. Fantastic stuff, I love old pictures and video. I knew about the racist past of drug prohibition but never knew the role of hate of "the other" in the history of alcohol prohibition (protection from what? Ze germans?).
Also, fuck Williams Jennings Bryan.
"Cross of Gold" speech? "Hope and Change" oration? Parallels?
Milla Jovovich plays someone's mom? I am really getting old.
I expect Dakota Fanning to play somebody's mom any day now.
I expect Dakota Fanning to be somebody's mom any day now.
God damn kids and their tween sex.
Vermont's fingerprinting agency apparently contains rogue employees:
http://www.boston.com/news/loc.....t_analyst/
But I'm sure Scalia still thinks that it's just too damn inconvenient for these people to be subject to cross-examination.
I'm sorry, I call bovine excrement on this.
Scalia *supports* the right to confront these kinds of witnesses. He did so in the cases of Melendez-Diaz v. Massachusetts, and Bullcoming v. New Mexico.
Scalia did this over the dissent of Roberts and Alito, two of his conservative colleagues, as well as Kennedy and Breyer, liberals.
Thank you for correcting me.
I misremembered Alito's dissenting vote as a Scalia vote.
Meh. For Teen Road Trip movies it's hard to beat The Sure Thing.
Reiner may be a lefty authoritarian hack, but he does make him some good-ass flicks.
The Sure Thing was really good, agreed. It is amazing how such a shitbag like Reiner could make things like that, Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride.
I just looked it up and found out that Jovovich is older than me. Holy fucking shit.
She's also a goddamned commie, guys. How the hell do you people live with yourselves calling her a MILF and knowing that, huh??
She can't say stupid commie shit if she has your dick in her mouth.
No, but she can bite it off as she mumbles 'capitalist pig'.
When the hell is Milla gonna release another album, huh? "The Gentlemen Who Fell" is a classic song.
I am gonna watch this movie..It seems that this will be an awesome movie.
properties in pune