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Culture

Dirty Girl

Two for the road

Kurt Loder | 10.7.2011 6:00 PM

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As Danielle, the wisecracking school tramp in the new road movie Dirty Girl, Juno Temple literally drives away with the picture.

The year is 1987, and Danielle—who warms up for classes by boffing bad boys in the high-school parking lot—is miserable. She hates her life in small-town Oklahoma, where she lives with her flighty mom (Milla Jovovich) and mom's new man, a fun-challenged Mormon (William H. Macey). Danielle's father deserted her mother years earlier; he's now somewhere in L.A., and Danielle dreams of one day going there to find him.

In her tight jeans and tube tops ("Yeah, I'm that girl"), Danielle is nothing but trouble. When the school principal dumps her in a special-ed class, she bonds with a chubby closeted gay virgin named Clarke (Jeremy Dozier), who's similarly miserable. Clarke's mom (Mary Steenburgen) is concerned about her son's emerging proclivities (she's found the gay-pornstar posters hidden in his room), but his dad (Dwight Yoakam) is disgusted, and is threatening to consign his loser son to a military academy. Alarmed by this prospect, Clarke steals the family car, and with Danielle behind the wheel they set off for California to find her long-gone father.

First-time feature director Abe Sylvia, a onetime Broadway choreographer, also wrote the script for the film, and says he based the story on his own closeted youth. The movie has a bubbly gay sheen (old Melissa Manchester hits get a lot of love on the soundtrack), but the inarguably hetero Temple is its guiding spirit.   

In the traditional road-movie manner, Danielle and Clarke have several colorful adventures on their way to Los Angeles. There's a rough-and-tumble roadhouse interlude in which Danielle fails to impress the patrons as a stripper (for interesting reasons); and there's a glowingly romantic sequence involving a hunky hitchhiker (Nicholas D'Gosto), who turns out to be an "erotic dancer" himself—and who gives Clarke his first taste of uncloseted love. Finally, when the misfit duo make it to L.A.—with their respective mothers on their trail—there's the long-awaited encounter with Danielle's now-remarried father (movingly played by country-music star Tim McGraw), which takes an unexpected turn.

The supporting cast is rock-solid (Steenburgen is the very incarnation of stiff-lipped marital repression, and Jovovich has possibly never given a more affecting comic performance). But it's the two leads who own the movie from start to finish. Dozier, who resembles a slightly downscaled Nick Frost, makes his feature-film debut here, and he's a sweet, cheery winner. And Temple—probably best-known for Atonement, with a substantial part in The Dark Knight Rises coming up—gives a spirited account of a wayward teen who revels in her bad reputation because it's really all she has.

There's one scene in the film, keyed to the heartbreak anthem "Don't Cry Out Loud," that struck me as rocketing over the top and into the glitter stratosphere. I got over it, though.

Kurt Loder is a writer living in New York. His third book, a collection of film reviews called The Good, the Bad and the Godawful, will be out on November 8th from St. Martin's Press. Follow him on Twitter at kurt_loder.


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  1. Episiarch   14 years ago

    Sounds sorta like a less gritty Freeway.

    1. Paul   14 years ago

      A way, way less gritty Freeway.

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        Yes, I figured that was implied.

        Freeway was fucking good.

        1. Paul   14 years ago

          Well, yeah, I was just imagining that Juno Temple's character doesn't stomp someone to death on a bathroom floor.

    2. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      Just like an exactly as gritty Freejack.

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        Freejack is when movies started to die.

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  2. Eduard van Haalen   14 years ago

    Road-trip movie formula (TOP SECRET):

    A

    couple of misfit high school students
    a couple of housewives evading the cops, who are chasing them for something they didn't do
    group of twenty-something slackers
    a group of transvestites, AND/OR
    a couple of stoners

    go on a road trip in search of

    some awesome weed
    a long-lost parent
    true love
    the star of a science-fiction series popular with nerds AND/OR
    a role in a fabulous new play

    on the way they have wacky adventures involving

    surprisingly-friendly rural folk
    wild animals
    eccentric art dealers
    prostitutes, AND/OR
    generic eccentrics

    at the end of the trip, the find the thing they were looking for, and things suddenly turn sentimental, THE END.

    1. Paul   14 years ago

      And when it's done well, ala Sex Drive, it really works.

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        I recall being surprised at somewhat enjoying Euro Trip, but that may have been more Michelle Trachtenberg and less Euro Trip.

        1. Paul   14 years ago

          Never saw that, I'll have to check it out.

          1. Eduard van Haalen   14 years ago

            An early road trip:

            http://www.ccel.org/ccel/bunyan/pilgrim.html

            Man decides to leave his hometown; takes off with a buddy to travel to the Celestial City. Hilarity ensues in the form of temptations, demons, giants, and other riffraff.

        2. Entropy Void   14 years ago

          Euro Trip is a must for anyone of a libertarian bent, especially the scene where the hotel help quits to start his own business ...

  3. Doktor Kapitalism   14 years ago

    Even if the acting and cinematography were over the top, it doesn't change the fact that the plot is uninteresting and the entire story appears to lack serious theme.

    Of course, the same could be said for most of what Hollywood turns out.

  4. rather   14 years ago

    Looks good-reminds me of Dancer, Texas Pop. 81

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      Not working at the restaurant today, rectal? Did they catch you masturbating in the broom closet again with some Borax and a plunger, and told you to take the next day off?

      I know the itching is terrible, but you're only making it worse.

      1. Warty   14 years ago

        Rectal doesn't work at a restaurant. You think the authorities would allow her to handle food? The best job she can get at this point is to be a freelance janitor for sex shops.

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          That's "custodial engineer", you classist asshole.

          And somebody has to clean the ejaculate off the peep booth walls; might as well be rectal.

          1. Warty   14 years ago

            I'm amazed that even gloryhole operators allow her on their property. Her weeping sores and rotten-egg stench can't be good for business.

            1. Episiarch   14 years ago

              Well, that's what she gets for engaging in Spacedocking, and why her...freshness problem...is so bad.

      2. rather   14 years ago

        Fun! I'd love to work in a restaurant; I'd make people who piss me off epi me would wash the dishes, and the theme would be spoofing.

        Every table would have a phone, and you can call tables, and troll your neighbor.

        Thanks for the idea.
        I'd call it RATHER'S STFU AND EAT YOUR FOOD.

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          Seriously, you should get that looked at. Nothing natural or healthy should be dripping and foaming like that.

          1. rather   14 years ago

            epi is you're having trouble with your vagina, don't project your issue on me.

            FFS, how is it might fault you left a tampon in for a month?

            Get Warty to pull it out with his teeth 🙂

            1. Episiarch   14 years ago

              Look, you're obviously free to ignore my advice, but it's only going to get worse, and probably spread to your brain, just like the syphilis. Do you really need another problem with it on top of all the others?

              1. rather   14 years ago

                epi, I know you think it a menses but honey, that's not why your ass is bleeding.

                BTW, Warty wants to earn his Captain's wings

                1. spud   14 years ago

                  "Epi" seems to be obsessed with you.

  5. oncogenesis   14 years ago

    her flighty mom (Milla Jovovich)

    Art imitates life. Milla is a MILF.

    1. Entropy Void   14 years ago

      Milla Jovovich is my *ILF ...

      I don't care what letter you want to put in front of it ...

    2. Skr   14 years ago

      First it was Winona as Spock's mom, now Mila. God damn that makes me feel old.

      1. RockLibertyWarrior   14 years ago

        NOOOO!!! Milla a MILF, fuck am I old. Still have the hots on for her though!

  6. Douglas Fletcher   14 years ago

    I remember when Milla was almost a JILF.

    1. Herb Weinstein   14 years ago

      "JILF". Please tell me that is not an anti-semitic comment.

      1. cynical   14 years ago

        What's the better option? Pervy? Tautological?

      2. Shelby   14 years ago

        Okay, it's a philosemitic comment.

  7. Ornithorhynchus   14 years ago

    Those accents sound a little too strong for Norman, Oklahoma.

    1. rather   14 years ago

      More North East Oklahoma

      1. rather   14 years ago

        my bog is huge in norhtest oklohoma .

  8. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    I remember 1987. Milla Jovovich was twelve, so she couldn't have been anyone's mother. She hadn't even starred in Parker Lewis Can't Lose yet, much less Zoolander.

  9. PantsFan   14 years ago

    I saw the rare fat dude-hot girl combo today.
    The kicker is they were taking the bus, so it's unlikely that he's rich. Any other theories?

    1. Q   14 years ago

      His charming personality?

    2. DRM   14 years ago

      Eating is how I exercise my tongue.

    3. Inga   14 years ago

      His enormous schwanzstucker?

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  11. Apatheist   14 years ago

    OT: I've started the prohibition documentary on my dvr. Fantastic stuff, I love old pictures and video. I knew about the racist past of drug prohibition but never knew the role of hate of "the other" in the history of alcohol prohibition (protection from what? Ze germans?).

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Also, fuck Williams Jennings Bryan.

      1. Groovus Maximus   14 years ago

        "Cross of Gold" speech? "Hope and Change" oration? Parallels?

  12. fishfry   14 years ago

    Milla Jovovich plays someone's mom? I am really getting old.

    1. Fluffy   14 years ago

      I expect Dakota Fanning to play somebody's mom any day now.

      1. heller   14 years ago

        I expect Dakota Fanning to be somebody's mom any day now.

        God damn kids and their tween sex.

  13. Fluffy   14 years ago

    Vermont's fingerprinting agency apparently contains rogue employees:

    http://www.boston.com/news/loc.....t_analyst/

    But I'm sure Scalia still thinks that it's just too damn inconvenient for these people to be subject to cross-examination.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   14 years ago

      I'm sorry, I call bovine excrement on this.

      Scalia *supports* the right to confront these kinds of witnesses. He did so in the cases of Melendez-Diaz v. Massachusetts, and Bullcoming v. New Mexico.

      Scalia did this over the dissent of Roberts and Alito, two of his conservative colleagues, as well as Kennedy and Breyer, liberals.

      1. Fluffy   14 years ago

        Thank you for correcting me.

        I misremembered Alito's dissenting vote as a Scalia vote.

  14. Pantless Deviant   14 years ago

    Meh. For Teen Road Trip movies it's hard to beat The Sure Thing.

    Reiner may be a lefty authoritarian hack, but he does make him some good-ass flicks.

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      The Sure Thing was really good, agreed. It is amazing how such a shitbag like Reiner could make things like that, Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride.

  15. Res Publica Americana   14 years ago

    I just looked it up and found out that Jovovich is older than me. Holy fucking shit.

    She's also a goddamned commie, guys. How the hell do you people live with yourselves calling her a MILF and knowing that, huh??

    1. An Observation   14 years ago

      She can't say stupid commie shit if she has your dick in her mouth.

      1. Grah   14 years ago

        No, but she can bite it off as she mumbles 'capitalist pig'.

        1. Art-P.O.G.   14 years ago

          When the hell is Milla gonna release another album, huh? "The Gentlemen Who Fell" is a classic song.

  16. unsecured loans   14 years ago

    I am gonna watch this movie..It seems that this will be an awesome movie.
    properties in pune

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