In Alabama, You're Never Too Old to Be a Drug War Casualty
Police in Prichard, Alabama, arrested an 80-year-old woman for selling crack cocaine on Wednesday. According to a video report from NBC Local 15 (which brags in it report that it was the only TV station with a cameraman on scene during the arrest--wonder how that happened?), Ola Mae Robinson was arrested after Prichard police searched her house and found crack cocaine and prescription drugs. Robinson, who was previously arrested in 2007 for possessing crack and prescription drugs with intent to distribute, wasn't put in handcuffs, because she needed a walker and neck support to make it from her house to the police cruiser.
Here's the end of Local NBC 15's report:
Prichard's Police Chief Jimmie Gardner says it's never easy to arrest an elderly person,
"It's tough because for all of us, we look up to the elderly community to be smarter, wiser, and responsible but unfortunately, I think she has a long history and age hasn't made a difference," says Gardner.
But age has made a difference for Ola Mae physically.
"All I want to do is take my behind and sit it down somewhere," she said.
And she will be able to in Metro Jail.
Charming kicker, Local 15. The Smoking Gun also wrote up the arrest, unearthing some nauseating trivia in the process: "Despite her advanced age, Robinson is not, remarkably, the oldest crack dealer named Ola Mae. That distinction goes to Floridian Ola Mae Agee, who was sentenced last October to 18 months in prison. Agee, who was 87 at the time of her conviction for cocaine distribution, died in prison last December."
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In the future old people with tattoos and body piercings will be arrested for drugs.
But very few will be named Ola Mae.
Yeah. They'll have names like Britney and Tamicka.
"All I want to do is take my behind and sit it down somewhere," she said.
And she will be able to in Metro Jail.
Don't drop the soap, Ola Mae.
I suspect prison wouldn't be too bad for an elderly woman who needs a walker and neck brace to move around. Not that that makes it OK to lock people up for consensual "crimes".
alright when i read "and she will be able to in Metro jail" this makes me think ah good that sweet old lady can finally rest after these bureaucrats finish fucking with her, but i suspect the reporters were going for a hard on crime type of meaning.
seriously get that lady out of the damn jail and go get a criminal with a victim.
...wasn't put in handcuffs, because she needed a walker and neck support to make it from her house to the police cruiser.
SOFT ON CRIME.
lol luv it or leave it ola
^spoofarrhea
^^Idiot
^below idiot
^i poopied
What do you wanna bet that she was making enough that she didn't have to depend on Social Security?
Did they have to taser her, or defibrilate her?
What happened to her dog?
wingnutz health care for the elderly after conversion to medicant & ponzi security.
???
i cant b eny clerer then dat! wuz wrong wit u
If anyone was actually runnng an effective anti-WOD media campaign, they'd have two children, right here.
Photoshop some prison bars over them, and caption it "Feel safer now?"
On the one for Ola Mae, Sr., be sure to add "Imprisoned, age 87. Died two months later."
Should be poster children.
I blame the squirrels. And Bush.
But it's not a war on people, it's a war on teh drugz!
They WOD people would turn around and say "See how horrible drugs are that they can turn sweet lil old ladies into crack dealers? We must eradicate this scourge on society!"
You're right. Godammit, but you're right.
She was pushing Lipitor.
She was pushing 90.
I'm not seeing the significance of the "Alabama" here. The state police didn't arrest her.
What's the deal, Weigel Junior? See a black lady and go "Where the fuck do they keep those?"
And who, pray tell, wrote the law being enforced?
Point was that had it happened in a state that WASN'T a worn stereotype of the south, it's doubtful that the title of the blog post would have been the same; "In South Dakota, You're Never Too Old to Be a Drug War Casualty" just doesn't sound the same.
Point was that had it happened in a state that WASN'T a worn stereotype of the south, it's doubtful that the title of the blog post would have been the same; "In South Dakota, You're Never Too Old to Be a Drug War Casualty" just doesn't sound the same.
Says who?
I think you're being a bit sensitive. *shrugs*
I don't have much to be sensitive about with the south. I'm a Soviet-born naturalized American. 😛 Just an observation and an opinion.
In Soviet Russia state observe YOU!
I find it fascinating that every Soviet-born anyone I have ever met despises communism and collectivism, yet the best and brightest in our universities cherish everything about Marx and his legacy.
You have no idea how often I STILL get the whole "on paper Marxism is the best" line, and this is from people who would otherwise be smart.
On paper, it is pretty awesome. Then again, so are heaven and OZ (pre and post wicked witches) and Narnia and Utopia and a lot of other fictional societies.
That's the "let's quip about southern states whenever there's an opportunity because, you know, rednecks and Rick Perry and Confederacy and ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG and pick-up trucks" bullshit that still clings to many people's minds, and libertarians ain't an exception. I suffered from it once, too, a very long time ago, I am ashamed to admit.
I agree 100% that what she was doing should not be illegal. However since it is a crime I have to ask this. At exactly what age should citizens be given free passes for breaking the law?
6 months?
SLAVER!
Make it 0 days.
Agee, who was 87 at the time of her conviction for cocaine distribution, died in prison last December.
I'm trying to imagine an 87 year old woman arranging a bulk cocaine buy with some Colombians.
It isn't working.
Lmfao. +10
she badazz wit her 9 mil lol
I pop a forty in yo azzz.
"fotay"
I don't see the point of this post, other than cheap emotional pandering.
They're subtly floating their idea to change their name from Reason to Pander.
wait, so what's wrong with cheap emotional pandering?
"The shipment is two bales short, and contains impurities! Now give me back my money, or else I'll smack you with my cane!"
Well, when republicans raise the retirement age for SSN (as all libertarians are a fan of...if not just eliminating SSN altogether) prison my be the best bet for our senior citizens. At least they'll get food, healthcare, and a place to stay.
They can work in my monocle factory. Of course, they'll need two jobs to make ends meet so I'll hire them to work at my top hat factory as well. 12 hour shifts.
Well, the law is teh law.
One good thing about Prichard is that there's always a chance the city might just stop paying the cops because it's out of money.
It's okay. Drug warriors are all old enough to have seen Rosemary's Baby and know how creepy and evil old people are.
That's horrible.
I mean that such an old person is dealing, not that she was arrested. Do old people get a free pass on crimes now, libertards?
No, nobody should get a free pass on crimes. It's the non-crimes that are the issue. Those made up crimes based on the puritanical hysteria over substances and the notion that some people have the right to tell other people what they may or may not ingest. There is a serious crime involved here and that is the crime committed by the state of destroying some old ladies life. Now, if you think this is anything remotely close to justice then you are a jackass. How anyone can recite the pledge or sing My Country Tis of Thee without choking on the bitterness of the irony is beyond me.