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It's budget time.

Henry Payne | 4.15.2011 7:00 AM

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Suki 14 years ago

Payne,

What? Huh? Damn it! Stop and do the honorable thing!

Good mourning reason.
1. Bucky 14 years ago
  
  Suki, get some sleep, this is funny in a gallows humor kinda way...
Mister DNA 14 years ago

LOL! It's funny because it's true!
Name Nomad 14 years ago

A good one! An actual good one!

I'm also assuming that Boehner is out of view pinching off Ryan's hose.
1. Fatty Bolger 14 years ago
  
  Now that's funny.
2. Bucky 14 years ago
  
  i thought it would be Biden sleeping on it pinching it off...
3. Charles 14 years ago
  
  Nice.
a penny a day keeps Obama away 14 years ago

Almost nearly close to funny.
1. rather 14 years ago
  
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  1. rather retarded 14 years ago
    
    Click this if you like incest and pickles.
  2. Toolbag 14 years ago
    
    "rctlfly" is actually supposed to be pronounced "rectal fly", right?
    1. Bucky 14 years ago
      
      what he said...
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Japanese tentacle porn featuring bees with dunce caps? Or an actual Friday funny. You decide.
Mike in PA 14 years ago

I actually like this one. Good job Payne. Nice job showing Ryan looking at Obama instead of the fire, too. And nice job showing his hose being limp and barely dripping.
1. Eva 14 years ago
  
  You know who else had a limp and dripping hose?
  1. NV Hooker 14 years ago
    
    I'll never tell.
    1. Anchorage Hooker 14 years ago
      
      Me neither, Sweetheart!
2. some guy 14 years ago
  
  Yeah I was thinking that Ryan should have been holding a half-full glass of water, or one of those spritzer bottles you use to annoy cats...
  
  Would have been nice to see Bush running from the fire in the background... but that might make the panel too busy...
squarooticus 14 years ago

Well-deserved kudos on this one: actually funny.
rather 14 years ago

Hmm, Obama what big chin you have...what big feet you have...what a big nozzle you have...
1. Foxworthy 14 years ago
  
  Well, he'd better be packin', because that's one funny lookin' dude right there....
Gregory Smith 14 years ago

Of course Ryan is looking at Obama, der fuhrer is a dangerous man and if you don't watch out, he'll shove his Marxism up your ass.

Hamilton College Hates Men.
http://libertarians4freedom.bl.....women.html
1. heller 14 years ago
  
  GREGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. rather 14 years ago
  
  so?
  1. Gregory Smith 14 years ago
    
    Let's do the math.
    
    Bush had a $500 billion deficit year after year.
    
    Obama has a $1.3 TRILLION deficit and he wants to raise the debt limit.
    
    So what did you mean with "so?" The only "so" you should be using belongs in the sentence "so we're fucked."
3. John 14 years ago
  
  So is Smith the new Dondero?
John 14 years ago

This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid today told ABC News that he feels "embarrassed" that four years ago he argued against raising the country's debt limit.

"Why is it right to increase our nation's dependence on foreign creditors?" Reid said on March 16, 2006. "Democrats won't be making an argument to support this legalization, which will weaken our country."

In an interview today on ABC's "Top Line" with Jonathan Karl and Amy Walter, Reid said those comments were a mistake.

"I shouldn't have done that. I'm kinda embarrassed I did. It was a political maneuver by we Democrats. The Republicans were in power ? there were more of them," Reid said. "The president voted when he was in the Senate the same way. I heard him apologize for it. We all should take a look at how we handle these issues, but that doesn't take into consideration the numerous times, the numerous times I voted to raise the debt ceiling. The one time I tried to make a political issue of it, I wish I hadn't."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theno.....limit.html
1. Fatty Bolger 14 years ago
  
  So the one time he was right he's now apologizing for.
2. Cyto 14 years ago
  
  "The one time I tried to make a political issue of it..."
  
  Funny! Oh, and how's that "we need to outlaw prostitution" thing coming along for you?
3. Matrix 14 years ago
  
  They're against something until their party needs it. Fucking hypocrites... both sides!
4. TRTB 14 years ago
  
  We were just playing political circle-jerk back then, but *now* we are actually really for real serious. Honest.
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

While showing a white man being envious of a black man's more potent penis is not very cutting edge, the fact that he's winning the foot race is pretty subversive.

Kudos.
1. some guy 14 years ago
  
  Ryan's only winning because Obama had to be dragged into this debate in the first place.
  
  This comic works on so many levels...
sarcasmic 14 years ago

that's funny
Warren 14 years ago

I'd be better if Ryan had a moist towelette.
Mensan 14 years ago

Oh my god! I ACTAULLY smiled and let out a slight barely audible chuckle. Good work, Payne!
some guy 14 years ago

I love the oblivious, happy cat face on Obama. I can picture him yelling "I'm helping! I'm helping!" as he runs.
1. db 14 years ago
  
  I'm Helping! Bizarro! Bizarro! I'm Helping!
  1. Hooha 14 years ago
    
    Did you try ****ing him in the ***?
VingVee 14 years ago

Wow Wee, is it Friday already? It is it is! Yay!

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Zeke 14 years ago

The fact that their hats are labeled insults my intelligence.
1. Bucky 14 years ago
  
  you have to look beyond that...
  the fact that Owebama is running with his eyes closed and shit-eating grin says it all.
Paul 14 years ago

b+

Ten penalty points for having to label the characters.
P Brooks 14 years ago

Needs more labels.
db 14 years ago

This would be more accurate if both Obama (carrying a gas hose) and Ryan (carrying a garden sprinkler bucket), in their race to be the first to the fire, had run over a well labeled Rand Paul, who was the only one who thought to bring a fire truck.
1. db 14 years ago
  
  And don't forget the fire truck has a ladder that's reaching up to the burning building of the economy to rescue a crying Statue of Liberty, stranded on the roof, also beset by vultures labeled "War," "Security," and "Health Insurance Crisis," while a sparrow labeled "libertarians" swoops in to drive off the attacking birds.
Gene 14 years ago

Would be a lot more accurate if Ryan were running with a 5 gallon gas container, with Obumma next to him with a 10 gallon container......
Thomas 14 years ago

Nice one! 😀
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