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Obama's transportation czar in action

Henry Payne | 3.25.2011 7:00 AM

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Suki 14 years ago

My God, this is Loder worthless and awful. Why don't you to go beat off each other to death?

Good morning reason!
1. heller 14 years ago
  
  You first, you dumb fuck.
  1. PS 14 years ago
    
    Hey you to, play nice.
    1. A Blog of Their Own 14 years ago
      
      Nice? There's no nice. There's no nice in anarchy!
      1. Terr 14 years ago
        
        No roads either.
        
        Knee Jerk 14 years ago
        
        Somalia!
        
        BeltwayLurker 14 years ago
        
        Well played.
2. pancakes 14 years ago
  
  you are the meanest real doll ever; you're worse than chucky.
  1. Zeke 14 years ago
    
    Congratulations, that was funnier than the comic.
heller 14 years ago

Is Payne trying to get into the New Yorker?
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Why is Emo Phillips driving J. Edgar Hoover around?
1. MNG 14 years ago
  
  Holy crap that was funny, well done FOE.
2. PS 14 years ago
  
  ^this
3. capitol l 14 years ago
  
  Nice.
  
  + 1 win against Philthy
  
  Speaking of, how about that TeeKay? They grow up so fast.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    Sidney who?
  2. Dept O 14 years ago
    
    It works.
    
    http://oi51.tinypic.com/2up91js.jpg
    1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
      
      On so many levels.
      1. Bucky 14 years ago
        
        picture the set of "the view" with Barry sitting in Whoopi's place with a bad Whoopi wig. He is explaining to rest of the panel... wait for it...
        "It's not war-war."
4. Rock Action 14 years ago
  
  When this thread is long gone from our consciousness, and some random dude comes across this, he will know that I thought this might be the funniest thing I've ever read here.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago
    
    That day is now.
a penny a day keep Obama away 14 years ago

Cartoon: moderately funny

Ray The Hood: very funny
ArghParty2000 14 years ago

I really don't get it. Not this comic, the fact that this comic exists.

I've never cracked more than a partial smile. Has anyone? It's awful. Truly awful. How can someone with such poor performance keep their job?
1. Mr. Original 14 years ago
  
  Nobody has ever mentioned that. Kudos.
2. Barack Obama 14 years ago
  
  How can someone with such poor performance keep their job?
  
  I know, right?
  1. Quakdaffy 14 years ago
    
    Should I stay or should I go!
Spoonman. 14 years ago

Moronic.
DNS 14 years ago

I can't tell if that is supposed to be a hat or if La Hood has a banana for a brain. Dreadfully Payne-ful.
MNG 14 years ago

Only slightly less funny than Mary Worth.
1. PS 14 years ago
  
  When has Mary Worth ever mocked Emo Phillips or J. Edgar Hoover?
  1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
    
    Let's call it a tribute.
    1. PS 14 years ago
      
      And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Lifetime Achievement Award for Political Cross-dresser goes to . . .
      1. Dept O 14 years ago
        
        Mary Worth is a cross dresser?! Man, I gotta order some back issues.
Jo[h]nny L[o]ngtors[o] 14 years ago

This isn't even as funny as a Balko Friday nutpunch.
1. Vermont Gun Owner 14 years ago
  
  People getting hit in the nuts is always funny, unless it's you.
  1. Tom Bergeron 14 years ago
    
    I know, right ?
  2. Tom Bergeron 14 years ago
    
    I know, right ?
Ska 14 years ago

First cartoon showing LaHood's O-face?
1. The Fringe Economist 14 years ago
  
  haha gross...
cmace 14 years ago

These are are editorial cartoons not comics.

They're supposed to be thought provoking, not funny. Although they fail there too.
1. Reformed Republican 14 years ago
  
  It is called the "Friday Funnies" not the "Friday Though Provokings."
  
  It is a failure, either way.
  1. Bucky 14 years ago
    
    Friday Mockings?
    1. D-oh 14 years ago
      
      Friday Fockings...?
capitol l 14 years ago

Mr. Payne,

Is your depiction of Morgan Freeman unflattering because of your incompetence as an artist or because of your subconscious racial bias?

Good dayt sir,

A Concerned Reader(not Morgan Freeman)
1. 14 years ago
  
  I got to make water.
Kris 14 years ago

So is this cartoon saying that doing all these things does not impair one's ability to drive? Because studies seem to say the opposite...if it takes government intervention to get the bimbo behind me to get off her cell phone, so be it.
1. Ska 14 years ago
  
  If the person she was talking to on the phone was sitting in the passenger seat, however, it wouldn't be a problem. So it's the actual holding of the phone next to the head that must be so distracting.
tkwelge 14 years ago

I'm pretty high right now, and for some reason I found this hilarious.
botoxporcupine 14 years ago

You can all go fuck yourselves. This was a (rare) victory for Friday Funnies.
Lettermeme 14 years ago

Where's the joke in Ayn Rand driving a taxi?
Almanian 14 years ago

It's not funny, even at 1:13 eastern (by my clock)
1. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  Wow - I'm in the future by SIX MINUTES! That's cool! Not very useful...but COOL!
Paul 14 years ago

I'm more kind to friday funnies than most, but this has no humor at all because it's exactly what LaHood wants. There's nothing funny about it.
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