Election Victories Make Voters Horny; Or At Least Want to Look at Porn.
Both Republicans and Democrats seek out internet porn to celebrate the victories of their candidates says a new study in the journal Computers in Human Behavior. The abstract from the article with the toe-curling social science title, "Pornography-seeking behaviors following midterm political elections in the United States: A replication of the challenge hypothesis" reports:
The current study examined a prediction derived from the challenge hypothesis; individuals who viciously win a competition of rank order will seek out pornography relatively more often than individuals who viciously lose a competition. By examining Google keyword searches during the 2006 and 2010 midterm elections in the United States, the relative popularity of various pornography keyword searches was computed for each state and the District of Columbia the week after each midterm election. Consistent with previous research examining presidential elections and the challenge hypothesis, individuals located in traditionally Republican states tended to search for pornography keywords relatively more often after the 2010 midterm election (a Republican victory) than after the 2006 midterm election (a Democratic victory). Conversely, individuals located in traditionally Democratic states tended to search for pornography relatively less often following the 2010 midterm election than they did following the 2006 midterm election.
"Viciously" win? Well, some prudes do consider pornography a vice. Never mind. Although, I confess to being impressed by the imaginative formulation of the porn hypothesis, I look forward to a study to confirm or disconfirm that people whose candidates win elections celebrate by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol.
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Yes we came!
If we're going for puns, I'll submit:
What do you expect when Kochs* control the government?
(*Yes, I know it's pronounced "Coke," but it's funnier the other way.)
Is it pronounced "Coke"? I always thought it was "cock".
Lord Coke's name was pronounced "cook" (as in hasenpfeffer). That's all I know.
Oddly, Kant is pronounced "cunt." Pardon my German.
But no one says in that way in English. Why the big lie? It's like people pronouncing Uranus "your-a-nus." Lies!
Really, Pro Lib? It gives a whole new set of meanings to the book title Star Trek and Philosophy: The Wrath of Kant.
It gives a new meaning to a whole lot of things.
Wikipedia never lies.
He went to Deerfield? The only thing worse than that is going to Choate. Couldn't he have at least gone to Hotchkiss?
A Choate Koch? Ridiculous!
It's always election day somewhere.
brb
Hey, if it isn't vicious, it isn't a win.
Hey, if it isn't vicious, it isn't a win anal sex.
Hey, if it isn't vicious, it isn't a win anal sex.
That joke never gets old.
oh yea? when he gets pegged it will
My global conspiracy to use rigged US elections to force children to watch 3rd world sex slaves forced into the pornography business in order to fund my Koch-invested corporation whose sole purpose is to keep roads from being built in Somalia by American unionized labor has been exposed!
+ the internet
So libertarians never have reason to look for porn?
They win over you every time you post, moron, so I guess they do. And is it vicious.
FOOL! LIBERTARIANS INVENTED PORN.
Libertarians have their porn sites bookmarked. Don't have to google 'em.
I think Hobie just made a hilarious entry into the drinking game. reason to look for porn...get it? bahahahahahaha Hobie Hanson, you're weird.
I'm no doctor, but winning, even vicariously through a sports (or political?) team, causes a release of testosterone which could result in a boost to the sex drive.
I was going to post that. It is also common knowledge that losing causes depression and lowers testosterone levels.
Yeah this isn't surprising to me.
plus like ur brain works well as a buttplug
Apparently your head does since it is always stuck up your ass.
Watching election results = watching non-fiction bondage porn.
I think you're onto something there. Staying up later than usual, watching election results trickle in = might as well Google for some porn while waiting.
Can we get a party-breakdown of gay porn use? You know the GOP are freaks about that stuff...
I'd like to see the correlations between gay porn and support for the Defense of Marriage Act.
The losers are just looking for ass-fucking images.
The squirrels said I was spam?
correct link:
http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.chb.2011.01.007
I guess we can just call it the political equivalent of a victory lap.
A victory fap.
A lap dance.
Actually, the whole quote makes it clear: individuals who viciously win a competition of rank order
Competition has to be motivated by hate and viciousness. Competition is driven by the base, animal emotions. Enlightened creatures cooperate, you see?
It'd take an army of porters to get all the packed assumptions in this study up to the penthouse.
History records that all the way back from Pearl Harbor the Japs were viciously whacking off.
Now that's a damn funny image. Add The Vapors 'Turning Japanese' in the background.
Is that what really sank the U.S.S. Indianapolis? All the splooge?
Unlikely. I'm very sure that it takes way less than 3.5 years to biodegrade.
Chum in the water. *Chum*
I look forward to a study to confirm or disconfirm that people whose candidates win elections celebrate by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol.
I think that's the folks that lose.
Is vicious porn the kind where the girls are getting choked by three cocks at once? Because, if not, I need to look for some better porn.
Voting is a form of masturbation, but it's not very much fun. So I wouldn't be surprised if voters went looking for something better.
From a biological perspective, this makes perfect sense. Victorious males get a boost of testosterone so that they go on to procreate.
Who said anything about procreate? I think they're talking hand lotion and kleenex.
Pre-civilization man didn't have porn.
but we did have rocks.
"Pre-civilization man didn't have porn."
Orly?
Pre-civilization BBW.
The victory was vicarious, but the spellchecker was vicious.
what is wrong?
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