Kathleen Sebelius, Tooth Spy?
Not quite. But last year's health care overhaul does give Obama's Health and Human Services Secretary the power to oversee the development of "tooth-level surveillance." Yes, really. Former HHS Secretary Michael Leavitt explains:
The rapid and relentless rise in health expenditures as a percentage of gross domestic product is well known. Health-care expenditures have grown from 4 percent of our economy when I was born to more than 16 percent of the economy when my first grandchild was born, and they are still climbing. Not only will these expanding costs jeopardize our economic future, they also will prevent us from properly investing in education, infrastructure, technology, defense and other vital interests.
So how do we reverse this destructive path? It is not by expanding an unelected administrative bureaucracy and granting unprecedented powers to a single person. But that is exactly what the health-reform law does.
Examples of that astounding power include tooth-level surveillance. That's right. Section 4102 of the health-reform law says, "The secretary shall develop oral healthcare components that shall include tooth-level surveillance." It defines tooth-level surveillance as a clinical examination in which an examiner looks at each dental surface, on each tooth in the mouth.
This determination is better done by a dentist.
Or possibly even the tooth fairy.
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Why would I pull out my teeth, Bob? That's a no no.
I'm the victim here. I was attacked by a coked up whore and ... a crazy dentist!
WTF?
I suppose none of these people read Kafka.
Nor Dune for that matter.
Remember the tooth! The tooth!
"Is it safe?"
Too bad Olivier wasn't available for Dune. And evil Roy Scheider!
I doubt that Olivier would have had anything to do with Dune, but he would have crushed it if he had.
The real question is whether or not clove oil will be covered by ObamaCare, to deal with the excruciating pain of it.
I demand that you all read a Philip Palmer book or I will destroy you.
Brookvale87 challenges you to a dance off!
I looked for it at B&N after you recommended it. They didn't have it. Since I have a gift card there, I must wait until they get it. My library laughs at your recommendation, unfortunately.
He's British, so it may take a while. At least he's getting published over here, unlike Neal Asher.
I hope you like it. He's a lunatic. I ended up reading them in reverse order and I'm 2/3 done with his first book Debatable Space: A universe built on recreational torture. Space pirates. Immortal bitch-goddesses. Flame monsters. Gonzo space opera. ".78 million enemy ships."
What drew me to him was the fact that his books have either 1 star or 5 on Amazon. He's not a wordsmith, but his books have a crafted yet careening energy that really carried me along. I'm fascinated by the sloppiness he manages to create without seeming contrived.
I'll give him a shot.
The ad that I got for this page was "earn your Healthcare MBA from the George Washington University."
I'm thinking that will soon be the "Healthcare MPA."
This can't be real. Can't be.
A dry, sexless peck of a kiss. Are they secretly married?
Well, she does have chicken lips, SF.
"Oh, Kif... kiss me with your lipless beak!"
"Mmff, ooo, ahhhh, rnf."
Oh, yeah? Where's Obama's left hand? Where's her right hand?
I'm not even sure those are their hands. Try matching em up.
go due west from "Barrack's" hand and you hit some sort of spatial warp. The hand is disembodied.
Mammaries were manhandled. Organs were osculated.
Teeth were titillated. Tits were teethilated.
I don't believe any teeth were surveilled here. Units may have been yanked, and busts may have been brushed, however.
Kathleen Sebelius has eyes in her teeth. Thousands of them.
Titties, spiders, rat's head nipples, etc
Is this from Mapplethorpe's Brooks Brothers collection?
I'm pretty sure that is a creepy, masturbating puppet in the foreground.
Actually, no. That's Crow T. Robot wearing a hat.
Hey!
You're off camera, but you're there.
Doesn't matter who is on camera. I will destroy you both.
I believe my masturbating observation still stands.
No comment.
Just press the button, Frank.
It's obvious: dentists have been profiteering from dentistry for far too long! They must be punished! BTW, does this apply to orthodontics as well?
First they drill the holes, then they fill them. BOTH times you get charged.
"Health-care expenditures have grown from 4 percent of our economy when I was born to more than 16 percent of the economy when my first grandchild was born, and they are still climbing"
This seems like saying "My cable bill has doubled in the last fifteen years." without accounting for the fact that my cable bill now includes my landline, my internet and a DVR box. Money spent on health care now includes stuff that people spent money on but never used to be considered health care plus treatments/cures for things people used to just have to live with. Decades ago (I don't know how old Peter is) if you were having a panic attack you just had to breathe into a paper bag or just pretend like you weren't freaking the fuck out in the middle of an important meeting or something. Not to mention problems are being treated that we didn't even know about back then. It seems like a lot more money would be spent on health care even if prices weren't skyrocketing. Does anyone know of any studies on this?
Yeah, there's treatments (that cost money) for ailments that were previously untreatable. It's akin to me saying when I was 18, my housing budget and my internet budget were both zero. But now I have a huge housing budget and a budget for internet service. My budget for both as a percentage of my income is way higher now, but I'm not worse off. I got a big house and enough bandwidth for the 10 internet connected devices in my house.
which means you can no longer invest in important things like beer and blow.
Back in '08, I argued that Sebelius would be a better running mate for McCain than Palin. She was a centrist democrat from a red state in the heart land.
Good to see her prostituting herself for another black pimp.
Ha ha. Glibertarians see the word "surveillance" and don their militia costumes, ready once again to go play in the woods.
"You'll surveil my teeth when you pry them out of my cold, dead skull," cry the rubes and stump-jumpers as they waddle to and fro, cuddling their guns in a pathetic orgy of self-important paranoia.
Ha ha.
Please don't be his porn.
Civil liberties--they're what's for dinner!
Ha ha. blah blah blah.
Ha ha.
Civil liberties--they're what's for dinner!
Yes - because when your blood pressure, temperature or pulse are measured, that necessarily means a net loss to your civil liberties.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So good.
My library doesn't have Version 43, either.
Was is this, a Florida library boycott?
I bet they've got every fucking Mercedes Lackey book ever published.
Its tough to find anything but Carl Hiaason and Dave Barry books south of Orlando.
No. Reserved for the Cat is listed as "lost."
Is it wrong to compare apples and hand grenades?
Wrong fucking place 😉
The Secretary shall demonstrate how it is qualified to do any of this stuff.
Not only will these expanding costs jeopardize our economic future, they also will prevent us from properly investing in education, infrastructure, technology, defense and other vital interests.
But think of all thje jobs created in the health care sector!
"It defines tooth-level surveillance as a clinical examination in which an examiner looks at each dental surface, on each tooth in the mouth."
I'm glad they're only looking at the month teeth, and not those vagina teeth.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
I thought this was going to be a link to Return of the Jedi.
Vagina teeth?
Release the Kraken!
Or a slave trader.
Exactly what I was thinking. Horses and slaves.
Aren't you glad we passed the health care bill so we can find out what's in it?
Life imitates 12 Monkeys, I guess...
I don't want her lookin' in my mouf, but she's more than welcome to take a real good gander at the other end of that tunnel. Kathy, meet Mr. Browneye!
The schizophrenic community is feeling pretty smug about this, I'd imagine.
Everyone came to see
yeah,
despite rules that were designed to ensure equality, private insurers had still managed to attract the healthiest, cheapest patients while pushing the sickest, most expensive patients away.