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Brickbats

Not How You Boil a Frog

Charles Oliver | 2.8.2011 1:47 AM

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The Pinal County, Arizona, sheriff's office fired Deputy Raul Alvarado for torturing a frog by Tasering it. The county's merit commission has ordered the department to rehire him.

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  1. Suki   15 years ago

    Why be so cruel to the French?

    Good morning reason!

  2. heller   15 years ago

    He wasn't fired for torturing an animal, he was fired because he didn't do it to a human being.

    1. Funny Every Time   15 years ago

      Ha ha ha! Ha! Ha. Ha...

  3. Sovereign Immunity   15 years ago

    Heh! Good one there heller!

  4. Hugh Akston   15 years ago

    The problem with amphibians is that they're resistant to waterboarding.

  5. smartass sob   15 years ago

    Nice people they hire for law enforcement. Do they ever do any psychological screening on applicants? Come to think of it, maybe they do.

  6. Douglas Fletcher   15 years ago

    More important, how the hell did he find a frog in Pinal County?

  7. Jerry   15 years ago

    In the meantime, the Casa Grande Police Department did a criminal investigation on Alvarado and recommended that prosecutors file charges for felony animal cruelty.

    As of now, no charges have been filed against Alvarado.

  8. -   15 years ago

    I like to torture innocent megadriles by impaling them on bits of sharpened steel and throwing them into lakes, where they slowly drown or are devoured by aquatic carnivores.

    1. -   15 years ago

      THEN, I pull the aquatic carnivores out of their homes and watch them slowly suffocate. OR I cut them open with a knife and pull out their guts WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha!

  9. Heroic Mulatto   15 years ago

    Alvarado allegedly told a female dispatcher that he planned to take the frog into the desert and perform sexual acts on it

    Wait, what?

    1. Bingo   15 years ago

      This is it, this is the new professionalism that Scalia was trumpeting about.

  10. ktc2   15 years ago

    Now if he had tortured some suspected illegal aliens he would have gotten a medal.

  11. Libertarian   15 years ago

    I tase my frog several times daily.

  12. Abdul   15 years ago

    I'll never forget how embarassed I was when my mom walked in on me when i was tasing the frog.

  13. sage   15 years ago

    Semi-related: Man killed by armed bird at cockfight

    http://www.seattlepi.com/natio.....fight.html

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