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  1. Really good but not funny.

    Good morning reason!

  2. I’ve accepted the fact that Friday Funnies is never funny. Really, it doesn’t bother me at all.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Damn you west coast time!!!!!!!

      1. West coast? I’m on the east coast, I just don’t sleep.

    2. Heller don’t go to my blog today

      1. Rectal I was actually going to go to your blog today, but if you insist on me not going…

        1. I insist that you do not

  3. That circle around Palin on the grassy knoll is violent rhetoric.

    1. that circle round palin is a shit stain

      1. The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg at birth.

    2. I’m okay with the circle. It’s the arrow that is violent rhetoric. Also misogynistic as it is clearly a phallus.

  4. Sarah Palin dressed as Jackie, wearing a pillbox hat, and in a classic convertible would have been too edgy

    1. Not that edgy…

  5. Good morning to you

  6. The real Friday Funnies: Obama appointing GE’s Jeff Immelt to head the President’s Council on Jobs and Competitiveness.

    1. Hope Immelt has his copy of “The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money” so he can get up to speed on Keynesian economic theory.

    2. no shit-I dumped all my stock

      1. Maybe Immelt is cruising for a bailout of GE.

        “Over here, we have the Obama washer and dryer set. Don’t wash or dry very well but you already have purchased half of them with your generous taxes….”

        1. The business of America is bailing out business.

    3. let me be clear…
      we are going back to the days of innovation in this country…
      back to the days of Edison…
      back to the days before the curly fry light bulb.

      1. Fuck Edison.

  7. Too soon. The Kennedy assassination hasn’t even been 50 years ago.

  8. Family Circus is funnier than this. This is just painful.

    1. Jeffy, who drew this terribly unfunny cartoon?

      Not me!

  9. I hope you folks are defending talk radio, because the demoncrats and their progressive minions want to ban it with the so-called “Fairness Doctrine.”
    http://libertarians4freedom.blogspot.com/

    1. They came for talk radio and I said nothing because I am not talk radio. They came for cable news channels but I said nothing because I am not cable news. They came for…(knock knock)…aw, shit.

      1. Well played sir/ma’am!

    2. Me to the rescue!

  10. Oh wow, is it really Friday already? Wow I like it.

    http://www.anon-tools.edu.tc

    1. Oh, Anon Bot, I love you.

      Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

  11. It has been a long time since I even looked at one of these.

    Stupid.

  12. You know, I feel compelled to defend Payne, probably b/c he’s a Detroit guy. Check out http://www.detnews.com sometime – go to Opinion – Payne’s regular cartoons are posted off to the right.

    Some are quite good. The ones he sends to Reason always suck. I don’t know why. I guess, as the song said, that’s just the way it is.

    Enjoy. Or not. Your call.

    PS Today’s Friday “Funny”? Yeah – not so much.

  13. We need a site like “Dysfunctional Family Circus” for the Friday ‘Funnies’.

    1. How about a CPAN feed?

  14. We need a site like “Dysfunctional Family Circus”

    Not a bad way to describe the H & R comment boards, really.

    1. YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

      1. THEN I DON’T OWE THE CHILD SUPPORT!

        1. THAT AIN’T MY BABY! THAT BITCH BEEN SLEEPING AROUND!

        2. OH YES YOU DO! THE WELFARE OF THE CHILD IS PARAMOUNT!

      2. AS LONG AS YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY RULES!!

        DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHILE I’M TALKING TO YOU, YOUNG MAN!!

  15. You’re not exactly a “quick-draw” artist, are you, Payne?

  16. Neither funny, nor illustrative of an actual trend.

    I’m used to Libertarians generally not possessing a sense of humor, but you guys are usually much better about the strawmen.

  17. Hank Payne needs to change his name to Hank Pain.

  18. The sad thing about this is that there might be more evidence for this “theory” than the Kennedy version…

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