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Henry Payne | 1.14.2011 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

Spoiler alert: At the end of Article III, the Judicial Branch kills Dumbledore.
1. SugarFree 15 years ago
  
  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2. Kolohe 15 years ago
  
  FOE, that should have been the caption.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago
    
    I refuse to give up the copyright.
3. El Duderino 15 years ago
  
  I'm still waiting for "Second Amendment 2: Reloaded" to hit DVD.
  1. Bucky 15 years ago
    
    +10
sage 15 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1. waffles 15 years ago
  
  I don't get it...wait.
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
sage 15 years ago

So...is the author trying to say that the constitution is popular again, or that it's a complete work of fiction?
1. anarch 15 years ago
  
  Why not both?
  
  /pessimism
2. Devil Inchoate 15 years ago
  
  It's in the Fantasy section.
  1. Patch 15 years ago
    
    I beg to differ. Twilight's in that section, and it is far from fantasy, more like a nightmare.
    1. B&N Employee 15 years ago
      
      So shall I move it to the Horror section or the Horrid section?
      1. Other B&N Employee 15 years ago
        
        I'm taking it off the display shelf, it's politically incorrect.
3. PapayaSF 15 years ago
  
  This reminds me of a quote I saw recently: "The Constitution isn't perfect, but it's better than what we have now."
  1. Remove Before Flight *TAG* 15 years ago
    
    Nice quote. Good for knee-caping casual leftists arguments.
    1. Bucky 15 years ago
      
      "knee-capping"...
      bet you heard that on Fox!
4. kbolino 15 years ago
  
  Actually, the Constitution is almost completely a work of fiction. The only exceptions are a few qualifying phrases like "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State" in the Second Amendment. This has nothing to do with the legitimacy of the document, but rather with its content. For contrast, most of the Declaration of Independence (except the actual declaration at the end) is nonfiction, because it reads like a description of fact.
  1. yonemoto 15 years ago
    
    I always had a problem with "we hold these truths to be self evident" Sorry, I don't find that the at-birth equality of human beings to be all that self evident.
5. El Duderino 15 years ago
  
  I think that he is saying its popular again, problem is, its not popular with the people who take oaths to defend it.
mr simple 15 years ago

Da Vinci Code? Harry Potter? Was this drawn five years ago?
1. BakedPenguin 15 years ago
  
  Payne lives in Detroit. It takes a while for culture to break though the ring of desolation there.
  1. Fatty Bolger 15 years ago
    
    You need one of these to get through the blockade:
    
    Weaponizers
    1. El Duderino 15 years ago
      
      Ironically, this is made in China.
  2. Snake Plissken 15 years ago
    
    Even I can't escape for Detroit
Ezra Klein 15 years ago

I don't get it.
Johnny Longtorso 15 years ago

Twilight!!!! Squeeee!!!!!!!
CoyoteBlue 15 years ago

Over christmas, I saw the saddest thing in a Borders store. They have a new genre section called "Teenage Paranormal Romance." The End Times indeed.

I did my niece, who has some writing talent to write something with Harpys and get in on money train.
1. captiol l 15 years ago
  
  Am I reading your last sentence correctly?
  1. CoyoteBlue 15 years ago
    
    fuck
    *I did [tell] my niece*
    
    nevermind - just report me to the proper authorities
    1. Dave 15 years ago
      
      This exchange was funnier than the cartoon. Which isn't saying much, since the cartoon needs a decoder ring to even understand it. But this, on the other hand, was damn funny!
      1. Spoonman. 15 years ago
        
        Agreed. There's always more entertainment in the Friday Funnies threads than in the Friday Funnies themselves.
        
        Hell, there's usually more entertainment in anon-bot posts than in Friday Funnies.
      2. El Duderino 15 years ago
        
        I let out a hearty Butthead laugh as soon as my eyes hit "did".
    2. Hooha 15 years ago
      
      Oh, how I laughed.
Bee Tagger 15 years ago

He's pulling out his dick while figuring out which one to piss on, right?
1. sage 15 years ago
  
  LULZ. WIN!
  1. Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago
    
    Don't get too swelled a head, Bee Tee. Sage has a history of feigning laughter.
Robert Jackson 15 years ago

"The Constitution is a suicide pact"
Derp 15 years ago

Not bad.
P Brooks 15 years ago

Is this a subsidized bookstore?
Fatty Bolger 15 years ago

Is that the bookshop in the Supreme Court building?
1. sarcasmic 15 years ago
  
  Hahahahahahaaahaahahaa
  
  Whew!
CrackertyAssCracker 15 years ago

It's not funny because it's not true
Bucky 15 years ago

this is better...
there is a T-shirt hawker selling "Together We Thrive" shirts outside the "memorial services" for the slain in AZ.
he is saying to the passersby "Get your, 'Together We Thrive' T-shirts right here. Get'em before the next 'Tragedy To Good To Waste'...
Lefty Liberalson 15 years ago

Clearly, he's saying that the Constitution stuff is just a fad...much like Harry Potter and Twilight. How pedestrian in appealing to the lowest common denominator. Hrruppphh Hrrrumphh

3-[
Almanian 15 years ago

Good Morning, Reason!

Oh, wait a minute...
El Duderino 15 years ago

I think the oath should read: To protect, defend and read the constitution. . .
Ben Rushing 15 years ago

Hey somebody misplaced that book in the kids section!
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