Reasoner on the TV: Nick Gillespie on Stossel Tonight at 9pm ET

In addition to spots on Parker Spitzer, Freedom Watch, and Red Eye, Reason's Nick Gillespie also has a cameo on tonight's episode of Stossel, which airs on Fox Business at 9pm ET and again at midnight ET.

Though Gillespie has never tasted Four Loko, Joose, or Moon Shot Ale, he defends your right to drink caffeinated alcoholic beverages as long as you don't wake him up drunk and speeding in the middle of the night to tell him that you really really really - no, really - appreciate him for doing so.

Read John Stossel's Reason col on the stupidity of banning such beverages here.

Watch Reason.tv's Why the Feds Banned Four Loko (and is your favorite beverage next?).

Comments

[AA]

I'll wake him up in the middle of the night to tell him how bitchin the Jacket is.

[StupendousMan]

Freedom Man: When wearing his magical black leather jacket Nick G. possesses the powers of debate, calm demeanor, and a sonic attack (generated from his movement while wearing the jacket) which causes his foes to lose their train of thought.

Arch foes: Nasally pundits who repeat talking points from their political team whether they relate to the debate or not.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Team Stossel, assemble here!

[Pip]

"Nick Gillespie on Stossel Tonight at 9pm ET"

So Stossel's a bottom then. That would explain the mustache.

[Almanian]

Dude, have you seen The Jacket's new stache? I suffered through PArker/Douchenozzle, and "The 'stache" shows up, disguised as The Jacket.

He looked like 70's Movie Cop, or The Other Guitarist (not Slash) w/Velvet Revolver.

Very disturbing...based on your logic, which is good, The Jacket COULD BE a bottom, too.

**shudders**

[Thorbie]

I was eating dinner and saw CNN on a tv in the back and I had to do a double take. Handlebar mustache on Nick Gillespie. When did he grow that? Was it real?

[Fist of Etiquette]

My resolution was to start drinking nicotine.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Four Loko label warning:

May cause fearmongering hyperbole in politicians when held up in front of cameras.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Santa Clause vs. Seth MacFarlane. Go!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ha, "no evidence that they're safe".

[Fist of Etiquette]

Those cops are enjoying pointlessly pointing their guns a little too much.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Capitol Hill has vaccinated itself against empty nest syndrome.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Chocolate covered pelicans.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ezra wants Ted Kennedy's funeral pyre boat's view marred by offshore drilling rigs instead of wind farms.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ha, Stossel goes to Shep Smith as an example of media hysteria.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Smith was probably the guy who first made claims of cannibalism at the Superdome (after three days).

[Fist of Etiquette]

"Any human activity has some negative environmental side effects."

Even my victory garden?

[Fist of Etiquette]

John Stossel, in the pocket of Big Gas.

[Fist of Etiquette]

An anti-malaria commercial. I guess it's an ad for DDT.

[Fist of Etiquette]

John Stossel, town drunk

[Fist of Etiquette]

Jittery town drunk.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Next on ER: Dr. Noah Wylie gets his extra high soap box to talk about Four Loko.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Gillespie!

[Fist of Etiquette]

HFS, is that a new jacket?

[Fist of Etiquette]

FDA, PROTECT ME! Don't make me think.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ooo, an ejaculation joke.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Well, let's not use France, Italy and Spain as selling point on this.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Rhonda is looking better and better through Stossel's beer goggles.

[Fist of Etiquette]

A reference to SWAT raids and Balko nowhere in sight.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Guess what, Ann, you're paying for the Drug War now. And it's pretty costly.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Coulter is grasping at straws.

[Fist of Etiquette]

No one likes the taste of gin.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ouch, for the Dutch.

[Fist of Etiquette]

There's a difference between not encouraging something and throwing people in jail for doing that thing.

[Fist of Etiquette]

WE ARE PAYING FOR THE WAR ON DRUGS.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Some of these drug trying people even become president.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Why isn't Ann out here to hear the panel's takedown in person?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Oh, Megan. Antivirals are already legal.

[Fist of Etiquette]

What, no audience participation?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Uh-oh. There's that regulation fort John likes to hide behind.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Was that an episode of "Married... With Childern"?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Seacrest out.

[AA]

Must suck being the only commenter on this thread, Fist of Etiquette.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I enjoy the tranquility.