Headline of the Week (Though It's Only Wednesday): "Convicted urine collector in trouble again"

From CNN, the world's most trusted name in news:

Convicted urine collector in trouble again

An Ohio man whose fetish-driven actions led Ohio to pass a law banning the collection of bodily fluids may be headed back to jail.

Alan David Patton, 59, is awaiting trial for allegedly installing urine-collection devices in a Lewis Center, Ohio, fast-food restaurant, The Columbus Dispatch reported.

The Columbus Dispatch reports that the fast-food restaurant in question was a Burger King, so I'm going to go ahead and call this a win for McDonald's. Though the apparent fact that BK does apparently check its restrooms once in a while might change a few minds about the Home of the Whopper.

Since I started this day with a tribute to Ronald Coase, theorist of property rights and optimal allocations of resources, I'll leave it his fans among the Hit & Run commenters to work through this story. And to possibly justify its presence here, other than to put something new up since it's been a while since my deadbeat colleagues have fed the server squirrels.