Uncle Sam Will Help Buy You an Alpaca
How the government produces negative unintended consequences
I often bash government. I say it can't do anything better than people in a free market.
But the government is unequalled in producing one thing: negative unintended consequences. Show me a government activity, and I will show you bad results that even the program's advocates probably don't like. Here's one example.
Congressmen say our government should "support and strengthen family-based agriculture."
Abstractly, supporting family-based agriculture sounds good. Government policies often harm small farms by favoring corporate agribusinesses. Government could help family farms by ending the subsidies that mostly go to the big guys. But that doesn't interest the politicians. They prefer to do things like creating tax breaks to encourage livestock breeding.
The tax breaks have led to a boom in alpaca breeding. Twenty-five years ago, there were 150 alpacas in America. Now, there are 150,000.
One website even advertises: "Have Uncle Sam Help You Buy Your Alpacas."
Rose Mogerman raises alpacas in New Jersey, the most densely populated state. "I fell in love with them," she said.
But she fell in love with the tax break first.
"Yes. I have to be honest," she said. "I might have had two. I wouldn't have had 100. … I was looking for a tax shelter."
The Alpaca Breeders Association asked its members, on a scale of 1 to 10, what motivated them to get into alpaca breeding. More than half rated "tax benefits" a 10.
Yes, alpacas are cute. They are also valued for the fiber made from their fleece. But selling the fleece doesn't explain the growth in alpaca raising. At auctions, prices have gotten absurdly high. Half-ownership of one male alpaca sold for $750,000.
This is not necessarily a good thing. Economists at the University of California, Davis warn that the industry is in a speculative bubble. "Alpacas sold today as breeding stock have values wildly in excess of even the most optimistic scenarios based upon current fiber prices and production costs," Tina L. Saitone and Richard J. Sexton write.
"(C)urrent prices are not supportable by economic fundamentals and, thus, are not sustainable," the UC Davis economists write. Their paper was originally published in the Review of Agricultural Economics in 2007 with the great title "Alpaca Lies? Speculative Bubbles in Agriculture."
In other words, people have over-invested, bid up input prices, and produced too many animals given expected future demand for their fleece. As a result, I bet lots of people will lose money. Tax policy is surely a big reason for the over-investment, and an unintended consequence will be bankruptcy for some alpaca breeders.
I'm using "bubble" in a nontechnical sense because, strictly speaking, a bubble is an unsustainable inflation of asset prices inconsistent with economic reality. However, even a wrongheaded tax preference is real and sustainable. So if the tax break is the reason for the alpaca boom, there's really no bubble.
The Alpaca Owners and Breeders Association says the UC Davis study is "seriously flawed (and) full of misinformation," but offered no evidence for that bald assertion. The authors stand by their study, saying that no conflicting studies have been published and that their research is confirmed by a recent price decline.
Government is good at inflating bubbles. The housing bubble was fueled by low interest rates, tax breaks, and subsidies.
Last year, I reported how Congress' ridiculous tax credits stimulated demand for electric golf-carts. Electric vehicles are touted these days as "green" technology and so were given special tax treatment. Unfortunately, the plug-in carts are ultimately connected to coal-fired plants. The National Research Council says electric cars may be worse for the environment than gas-powered cars. That didn't matter to the policy-makers.
As a result of the tax benefit, golf-cart dealers had a field day. One advertised that his $6,000 carts were "free" because of the $6,000 tax credit. Gov. Mike Huckabee got one. His friend got seven. I got one, too.
The deal sure helped the golf-cart industry. My dealer sold 10,000 of them.
At least the golf-cart credit expired. Most government giveaways never go away.
Get ready for the bust of the alpaca bubble. Sadly, Congress will then probably bail out bankrupt alpaca farmers.
John Stossel is host of Stossel on the Fox Business Network. He's the author of Give Me a Break and of Myth, Lies, and Downright Stupidity. To find out more about John Stossel, visit his site at johnstossel.com.
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Alpaca is this year's Llama.
I heard llamas actually spit on you if they don't like you.
Even if they do like you!
Do they post on blogs too?
I think a few of them post in the Huffington Post comments section.
I would never associate with the animals on that board.
Only if you feed them arugula.
You know who else didn't have Morning Links?
Pretty sure most of the staff is off today and tomorrow.
Yeah, pay attention. The Jacket announced they were all taking off till after Christmas yesterday. Which is probably why they loaded a lot of articles in the chute, and shotgunned them out, so we could keep ourselves occupied snarking around in the comments of more than one piece.
I feel used...
Why would a bunch of atheists take time off this time of year?
Because you're an idiot.
Las Vegas
... and you're an idiot.
Because it's Christmas, of course.
What, you didn't think that Christmas was a religious holiday, did you?
...you idiot?
Lonewacko?
I think I might buy an alpaca after the buble bursts and the price nears zero.
Actually, they will probably be abandoned once the bubble bursts and you can have as many as you want to round up.
I can imagine packs of feral alpacas roaming the suburbs, messing up lawns and eating small pets. It will be a nightmare.
They are known killers!
That's when we bring in the gorillas to take out the alpacas. But woe to those who get in on the gorilla bubble late.
I'll name mine General Aldo.
Mine will be Al Packer.
Because I lack imagination.
Obama will offer the owners loan modifications to help them keep them in their Alpacas. We don't want people to lose their Alpacas, afterall. Any Alpaca price drop is a market failure.
My better half is into fiber arts and all that. If the madness persists until the alpaca bubble bursts, I'll score big points this way.
We will soon need that the FED and US Treasury start the TARP II (Troubled Alpaca Relief Program) to bail out the Too Big To Fail Alpaca breeders. Obviously this program is only for the most vital Alpaca Breeders and smaller breeders will go bankrupt and their good assets given to the To Big to Fail breeders and their bad assets bought using taxpayer backed debt.
Doing nothing about an Alpaca collapse is not an option.
Alpacollapse Now!
I love the smell of...no, doesn't quite work.
that made me lol
+1
Why didn't Reason inform me of the golf cart credit? I would've had the money to not only buy one, but customize it in honor of my favorite NASCAR driver.
How do you customize an Alpaca?
Really, really subtle work with a good sharp set of shears, and abut a dozen boxes of Miss Clairol, in a variety of shades and colors.
But only for the purpose of "Alpaca flipping" which of course is responsible for falsely inflating Alpaca prices.
Paul, silly Paul, Alpaca flipping is like cow tipping with more spitting.
Pretty funny.
+1
When all the trendy sheep fuckers are going alpaca we'll see who's laughing about alpaca bubbles.
I a lot of cases, I don't the negative consequences are "unintended" at all.
That are absolutely intended by those who implemented/supported the government action so that they can then use those consequences as an excuse for even more government power to "fix" the problem.
Like Obamacare. It's negative consequences are absolutely intended to drive private health insurance companies out of business so that a direct government run single-payer system will be established.
I don't the negative consequences are "unintended" at all.
Is this some kind of ritual to summon R C Dean?
And the actions of the private sector have only positive intended consequences, except for John Stossel, who tries to be smart but always ends up sounding like the dumb fuck he is.
That's an intelligent, reasonable comment.
You've got Stossel's number, you have.
You forgot to ask if Stossel is fucking Gillespie.
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
'tarded is a feature, not a bug in aviation.
...there should be a comma after "bug"...
Did Max post something substantive? I wasn't paying attention.
He's probably a Christ-fag. Most capitalists are.
But these Christfag Republicats will drink Uncle Stossel's 'free market' koolaid. How much do you suppose he invested in the KatrinaBurton weather machine?
My first sentence should read
"In a lot of cases, I don't think the negative consequences are "unintended" at all.
They need to stop putting "un" in front of "intended consequences." It confuses the issue.
You cynical fookers overlook the benefits of cheap, abundant Alpaca steaks for hungry inner-city school kids- served with extra cheese.
I was wondering about this very topic. Anyone know if Alpaca tastes like chicken??
"Hey! Don't rub on that! You blot that!
You understand? That's alpaca!
That's $25,000 alpaca! You blot that shit!
You don't rub it! Put the club soda on there.
Simple Simon-ass motherfuckers!"
I propose a compromise for the subsidies. Subsidize individuals, not the products. If you want to farm alpacas, fine. If you have 5 or more on your farm you get a payment of $5k/year (or whatever it is). Same with big cornfields. You farm 100 acres? Good, you get a $5k/year (same as the alpaca farmer) subsidy. You own 10,000 acres that get farmed? Good, you also get $5k/year. It's not perfect, but it's a start.
Do they taste good?!?
If so, I might buy one..
Ingredients:
?90g Alpaca tenderloin
?70g Thinly-sliced Avocado
?7g Julienne Spanish Onions
?5g Molle (Peruvian Pepper)
?6g Shaved Parmesan Cheese
?12ml Orange Juice Mayonnaise
?2ml Olive Oil
?2g Organic Herbs
?2 Whole Star Anise
?1 tsp chopped Cinnamon Quill
?20g Dark Brown Sugar
?25g Rock Salt
Method:
Clean and trim tenderloin of any sinew or fat.
With a heavy-based pan and little oil, very quickly seal the alpaca, then cool.
To prepare the curing mix, place molle peppercorns along with star anise and cinnamon quill in a pan on high heat. When aromatic flavors start pluming, take off heat and either in a mortar or food processor blend to powder form.
To cure, place some clingwrap on bench, sprinkle curing mix in middle to accommodate the alpaca,
then sprinkle cure mix on top and around the alpaca, roll cling wrap around alpaca as to make a cylinder, do this twice then one layer of aluminum foil.
Place in freezer for a total of 12 hours.
Remove from freezer, slice carpaccio thin, then assemble with small ? of avocados, julienne Spanish onions, orange juice mayonnaise, olive oil and organic herbs.
Is this the comedian audition for America's Got Talent?
Yo, fuck unicorns. Where's my alpaca?!
Wow, well, they could just not give stolen money to giant farms...
As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?
But what about the alpaca gap!?
Stossel, you left one very important piece of information out of your article, how does one short alpaca?
Cut it's legs off at the knees?
...Or at the ankles, if you wanna be conservative about it.
That animal looks rather cheerful. This is a sign of alpaca lips now.
This appears to be a repeat episode. Good thing since the Pens and Steelers are playing.
Not each other.
That would make for an interesting ma[s/tc]h-up.
Sounds like its not just Christmas that's coming early in the Steigerwald household.
LOTTA SHITTY COMMENTS! STEP IT UP PEOPLE!
The real (un)intended consquence of the family farm act was (A) to convert the rock-ribbed conservative midwest farmer to the Democratic party and (B) give the larger farmer the necessary funds to purchase his smaller neighbor. Today you can see the results of the family farm act in a Democratic midwest and few family farms remaining. Agriculture is a cash based economy so that farmers can wait until the end of the year and convert profits and government subsidies to land or equipment and pay no taxes. Sen. Tom Harkin (D) had the help of one of Iowa's best know large farmers to eventually get elected and he has been helpful ever since. This has changed the face of America and not just a side issue.
Am not convinced an alpaca run-up was necessarily "unintended." Wouldn't be shocked to discover that the lawmakers responsible for this seeming debacle purposely calculated its outcome and, through flunkies or friends, profited--indeed, are profiting--nicely.
after loosing money on the goverment alpacas along comes the costopo to take the rest
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