Behold: Local Government
Outgoing Washington, D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty wore an IHOP staff uniform while dining at the newly opened pancake house in D.C.'s Columbia Heights neighborhood this morning.
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this offends me in a deep and disturbing way.
shut up, you're just jealous. get back to work.
Quit pickin' on waffles or you'll have trouble with me.
pancakes got homies, too, yo.
yo, this shit don't fly down South, biotch
Or in the Jewish State.
IHOP serves waffles, too, so no need to feel discriminated against.
Belgian waffles. Not the good old American kind.
Racist. Belgian waffles is one of my best friends. He's the chubby, funny guy and he always has white powder.
You're a public servant. Get me a glass of water!
(Rest in peace, George Carlin.)
if you think that's disturbing...
The only job to be ashamed of is a job poorly done.
...unless you're in pron, I guess.
...or a politician.
International affairs are outside the purview of local government. Fenty needs to get his ass back to the Municipal House of Pancakes.
Looks more to me like he's giving that pancake a TSA enhanced pat-down.
And the happy pancake is more than willing to comply, for safety is as important as liberty.
+25
Well, it is a cute pancake...
You sick fuck. Where would you stick your dick?
he's searching it's nasal cavity for bombs.
But only because the Dennis uniforms are even uglier.
I'd tip over 10% if he got me a sweet no-bid contract on the side.
lets face almost all politicians are just full of shit!
That picture is just riveting, and begging for a caption contest.
I got nothin'...
How about:
Marion Barry ain't shit. Bend over and I'll turn ya into one of these, bitch.
SFW
Or...
"As government agency sizes continue to shrink under the new libertarian Congress and White House, government workers begin to reenter the private sector at jobs equivalent in responsibility, if not compensation, to their official posts."
Ah, if only......
The caption should read: Outgoing Mayor shows children type of job they can expect after going through DC Schools.
Is that Michelle Rhee inside the pancake?
How come some bald heads are so shiny?