“I almost choked on the kosher salami.” 

â€"anti-gay Rabbi Yehuda Levin, describing his reaction when New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino apologized for homophobic remarks, quoted in The New York Times, October 13 

“If everyone in Adams County who ever drank one too many or smoked a joint would vote for me, I’d win in a landslide.” 

â€"Tom Janich, a Republican candidate for the Colorado legislature who has been arrested five times, quoted in The Denver Post, September 28

“Let’s not get to the potential solutions.” 

 ?House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) when asked to suggest entitlement cuts, Fox News Sunday, September 26

“I just wish we didn’t have to legislate people out of stupidity.” 

 ?Cache County, Utah, Councilman Cory Yeates upon voting for a ban on the marijuana substitute K2, quoted by the Associated Press, September 15