It's Official: Ohio Is the East Germany of America

So, the Cincinnati Reds recently clinched their first playoff appearance since 1995. In the ensuing clubhouse celebration, which was televized, some players smoked cigars. Result?

The Reds will be investigated by the Cincinnati Heath Department for violations of the state smoking ban. […]

Five people called a statewide smoking ban complaint hotline, said Rocky Merz, health department spokesman.

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