Reason Morning Links: Legislators, Lobbyists, and Other Primates

• Never mind the budget, here's the trade pistols.
• Internal conflicts hit WikiLeaks.
• A surge in military suicides worries the Pentagon.
• Pakistan cuts off a NATO supply route.
• Big Pharma battles Big Tobacco.
• A crackdown on online pharmacies angers transsexuals.
• James O'Keefe tries to pull a lame Brüno ripoff.
• Astronomers may have found a habitable planet.
• Simian sellouts go to work for the Man.

Finally, in honor of the late Tony Curtis, here's a scene from Some Like It Hot: