But They Do Have 100 Words for Snow, Right?
Lisa Murkowski, the Alaska senator who is implausibly running as a maverick write-in candidate after losing the Republican primary to Tea Party favorite Joe Miller, recently roused a crowd of supporters by declaring:
I was reminded by a friend of mine from St. Paul Island that there's no word for impossible in the Aleut language. So for the next 45 days, we're going to think like Aleuts. There is nothing that is impossible.
There was a problem with her message, and it wasn't just that the anti-establishment theme did not quite jibe with a Senate career that began when Murkowski's father passed his seat on to her like a family car after he was elected governor. The New York Times explains:
It was a deft play to the state's strong sense of identity and a direct appeal to native communities, whose support could prove crucial. It was also inaccurate. The word [for impossible] in Aleut is haangina-lix.
"It's very clear that you can say 'impossible,'" said Gary Holton, the director of the Alaska Native Language Archive. "Clearly, she wasn't checking her facts."
Maybe Murkowski can depict her blunder as Reaganesque.
The answer to the question posed in the headline: not quite.
Note: For the benefit of readers who speculated that Murkowski did not literally mean there's no word for impossible in the Aleut language, I've revised this post to include a direct quotation from her speech.
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It seems that "that the Aleuts have no word for impossible" is a type of "snow".
You mean "snowclone?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone
Well, comedy *is* the new rock'n'roll.
haangina-lix
That's twenty extra.
Fifty for you, Tranny Imus.
Fifty for you, Tranny Imus.
I would have also accepted the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall.
There is no combination of words in libertiod Speak for "Flaw in the market."
Yes there is: "government intervention".
What's the word for "handsome woman"?
amma-gona-biitja
What's the word for "handsome woman"?
It is not needed.
In her case,"impossible"
But They Do Have 100 Words for Snow, Right?
I snow what you mean!
Eye sea watt ewe did there!
I think you mean "they're".
No. Out of principle, I refuse to use the wrong homophone of that word.
More importantly... do the Aleuts have a word for "crisitunity?"
Really? People are fact-checking it as though it's meant to be factual?
Politician: "One thing I know about Alaskans is that they never quit!"
Obtuse Fact-Checker: "Actually, native Alaskan William Henderson quit college, accepted a menial job in a convenience store, and never returned to school. He is among several dozen Alaskan quitters and losers our researchers were able to find in just the past week."
Alaskan quitters and losers
But you repeat yourself. The loserdom is strong with that state. At least in the Anchorage area.
But how many phrases do they have for wanking? Cuz I'm pretty sure we've more way more than 100.
Who the fuck cares?
"Politician's Metaphor Doesn't Equal Literal Interpretation. Film at 11."
Nice Reagan link -- I knew his brain was rotting but not to that extent.
So, last I heard, her temper tantrum wasn't going to get her inheritance back. Has anything changed?
Does Murkowski's run hurt Miller or the Democrat?
IIRC 538.com has it going to either Murkowski or Miller. The Democrat loses to both of them head-to-head or in a three-way.
It turned the Democrat's chances from "not a [insert one of 100 words for snow here]ball's chance in hell" to "highly unlikely, but a tiny chance the two Rs will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."
"snatch" also being a synonym for the "haangina" in "haangina-lix".
She isn't a "write-in." She's running on the Square Jaw ticket.
She hopes they don't have a word for "nepotism"
They don't have a word for impossible? That's unpossible!
Sell the whole damn thing back to Russia.
What, even the mineral rights?
The word [for impossible] in Aleut is haangina-lix.
Everywhere else, vagina licking is possible, and generally considered a good idea if you want to hang on to your wife or girlf.
vagina licking
You're doing it wrong.
Just IMAGINE if Sarah Palin or George Bush said something like that.
In that case these guys get called in:
FCU: Fact Checkers Unit
Actually, I think the term for impossible in Aleut is Murkowsky Wins.