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Henry Payne | 7.23.2010 7:00 AM

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That Chick from OH 15 years ago

Good morning, Suki!
1. Suki 15 years ago
  
  Hello, how are you?
  1. 8====o 15 years ago
    
    Is that pronounced "soo-key" or "sucky"?
    1. mrk 15 years ago
      
      That you Igby?
      1. 8====o 15 years ago
        
        No, it's Gonzo Dicknose, fuck you very much.
        
        OO=======D 15 years ago
        
        Fucking lightweight.
        
        8====o 15 years ago
        
        I'm white, what can I say?
  2. That Chick from OH 15 years ago
    
    Fine, thanks! And yourself? Just got home for lunch or I'd have replied sooner. Enjoying a pretty quiet day at the office and looking forward to a fun weekend: Range Safety Officer training tomorrow, then local Single A baseball game Sunday afternoon. Doesn't get much better without sex or music involved!
    1. Suki 15 years ago
      
      Nice! I am on a business trip. Two more appointments this afternoon, a couple in the morning, then back to my beloved.
affenkopf 15 years ago

This is mildly funny, can't be a real Friday Funny.
1. generic Brand 15 years ago
  
  I almost wish this was a 2 panel comic so that when Obama says "You're welcome..." he can shrug as he breaks the 4th wall, just like a classic 80's sitcom.
Windtell 15 years ago

I too call plagiarism.

Way too funny to be a real FF.
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

He inherited what's now in that bucket.
? 15 years ago

Is that Charlie Rangel under the tractor?
1. Suki 15 years ago
  
  Good morning sunshine 🙂
  
  For that example, a bus would be more appropriate.
  1. ? 15 years ago
    
    Shirley Sherrod was using it.
    1. Suki 15 years ago
      
      They just backed that bus up and put her in the back of it.
      1. Rosa Parks 15 years ago
        
        Sainthood begins in a bus.
      2. Almanian 15 years ago
        
        Back of the bus = racist. Driving over Charlie Rangel AND Shirley Sherrod = double racist.
        
        Well done, little square thing and Suki!
        
        Suki 15 years ago
        
        At Suki Heavy Industries, we aim to please.
        
        ? 15 years ago
        
        I appear square to others?
        
        pmains 15 years ago
        
        If their browser doesn't have a font which supports the ? character, then you're going to appear as a square.
Chris 15 years ago

Hold on, are you trying to imply that politicians would try to keep sway people by giving them handouts and creating a dependency among the population for those handouts rather than implement policy changes that would make those handouts unnecessary? Surely you jest!
1. waffles 15 years ago
  
  don't call me shirley
Drax the Destroyer 15 years ago

Wait...so Obamacare killed Rachel Corrie? IT MUST BE STOPPED.
1. Suki 15 years ago
  
  We can have a Pancake Breakfast to raise awareness.
  1. Drax the Destroyer 15 years ago
    
    I suppose a flat breakfast would be the appropriate way to raise awareness about a flattened person.
    1. Suki 15 years ago
      
      We can charge a flat fee.
  2. In Time Of War 15 years ago
    
    I have a new policy. I refuse to donate money to anyone who uses the phrase "raising awareness".
  3. Father O'Blivion 15 years ago
    
    We can hold it at my parish, St. Alphonzo's.
    1. Greer 15 years ago
      
      No margerine there though.
      1. Suki 15 years ago
        
        Butter only! Fresh, wholesome, genetically modified butter.
        
        The Libertarian Guy 15 years ago
        
        The poodle bites... the poodle chews it...
MP 15 years ago

Total misfire here. Bulldozers are used to clean up messes. Should have been a wrecking ball with a structure labeled "Economy".
1. ? 15 years ago
  
  Haven't seen the wrecking ball in some time. I believe the cartoonist guild has voted to retire it as a relevant, modern metaphor.
2. Jason 15 years ago
  
  Obama thinks he's cleaning up a mess even though he's making a bigger one...
rctl 15 years ago

Free head for anyone who thinks this is funny!
1. OO=======D 15 years ago
  
  Thanks, rectal.
The Ghost of Harry Browne 15 years ago

"The government is good at one thing...it knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say 'see if it weren't for the government you wouldn't be able to walk.'"
jtuf 15 years ago

I think it's funny, but I'll decline the free head. TANSTAAFL Folks that give free head to strangers they just met tend to give much more than that in the process.
1. BakedPenguin 15 years ago
  
  Now you tell me.
The Libertarian Guy 15 years ago

The "rich people suck, so we're gonna fuck 'em in the wallet" economic policy doesn't fit the cartoon. The IRS doesn't have bulldozers.
Jim 15 years ago

In Obama's Euromerica, shouldn't that be "unemployment cheque" instead of check?
1. The Libertarian Guy 15 years ago
  
  Eventually, we'll have to adopt "dole queue" into our lexicon.
Steven Handel 15 years ago

Why are you guys complaining? We get paid not to work! Obama is the man! We can live in this utopia forever and not have to worry about producing anything - just consume and destroy.
1. Barack Obama 15 years ago
  
  That's the spirit!
  
  And that's how My Party will keep power forever... by paying people not to work, thus ensuring their undying loyalty to My Good Works.
  
  Praise Me.
  1. Franklin Delano Roosevelt 15 years ago
    
    That was my idea, you plagiarist!
    1. The Libertarian Guy 15 years ago
      
      Always knew FDR hated Negroes.
sage 15 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
P Brooks 15 years ago

Stimulating.
A is Awesome 15 years ago

L

O

L
Paul 15 years ago

That bulldozer was built by the Bush white house and runs on oil from Haliburton.
1. Suki 15 years ago
  
  It is soon to be converted to solar and wind power.
Paul 15 years ago

Obama's just bulldozing the parts of the economy that Bush told him to.
Just Sayin' 15 years ago

Nobody gives a FARK about your morning and you are not funny. Comments should be relevant and straight and to the point!
1. rctl 15 years ago
  
  No head for you!
  1. Just Sayin' 15 years ago
    
    Peter North says hello!
  2. bleek obummer 15 years ago
    
    Enough with the spoofing already!
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