Come to Colorado's Independence Institute's 8th Annual Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms Party, Featuring Nick Gillespie
Attention, all Colorado residents, drinkers, smokers, and shooters, here's your chance to do all three with Reason's Nick Gillespie:
The Independence Institute will be sponsoring its eighth annual Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) Sporting Clay Shoot on Saturday, July 17, at the Kiowa Creek Sporting Club in Bennett, Colo. Click Here for a Map of the Area.
Billed by the Golden-based think tank as "the most fun, most politically incorrect event of the year," the ATF Party will give attendees of all skill levels the opportunity to hone their shooting abilities and celebrate those civil liberties – smoking, shooting and drinking – that most irritate nannyists.
The award-winning event features a PETA-friendly clay pigeon shoot followed by a clubhouse luncheon complete with whiskey and cigars in one of the last places available to smokers – the outside.
"The thought of responsible adults enjoying these pastimes just drives the liberal meddlers nuts," said Institute president Jon Caldara. "I can't think of a better use of my time or yours for that matter."
The $150 fee to participate in the ATF event also includes 100 sporting clays, ammunition, lunch, libations, cigars and lunch time entertainment. Past lunch speakers include Grover Norquist of Americans for Tax Reform, Steve Moore of the Wall Street Journal, Weekly Standard Executive Editor Fred Barnes, Joe the Plumber and internationally renowned columnist Christopher Hitchens.
This year we are honored to have Nick Gillespie, Editor of Reason.com and Reason.tv as our featured speaker.
Caldara described the event as "a smashing success and a liberal's nightmare, and the nightmare grows each year" referring to the 2007 Westword's "the best place to see a drunk conservative" award. "Few awards have meant more to me than this one," Caldara boasted.
T-shirts commemorating this year's ATF Shoot will be available for $15 and figure to be the most sought after fashion item for the well-dressed, politically-incorrect crowd.
With space limited for attendees, reservations for the July 17th event are filling up fast. The Independence Institute is an equal-opportunity host. "While this is a celebration of individual rights and personal freedoms, we want it clear that uptight nannyists are also welcome," Caldara said.
For more information, please call Mary MacFarlane at 303-279-6536 or e-mail mary@i2i.org.
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Tempted.
By the fruit of another?
But the truth is discovered?
If there is one thing I hate more than conservatives, it is Squeeze, or any band associated with Paul Carrack. Die in a fire, you fucking asshole.
Big fan of Squeeze myself (and Carrack only sang ONE song on ONE album of theirs - "Tempted," which he didn't write - so give me a break).
But then again I'm a notorious ratfucker.
Do you know who you are fucking with? My acne-scarred face and my lady-like hands will crush you like flabby grapes.
PS Die in a fire.
It's actually not cool to spoof a real person's name. At the very least make it obvious IN THE USERNAME that you're a parody.
Netiquette, and all.
Yes, particularly when people have been asked quite reasonably not to by the people in charge of the website.
Hey, douchebag, check the date I left the fucking comment under Weigel's name. It was a week and a half ago, before the "don't post as Weigel" edict. So please fucking spare me the self-righteous "it's not cool to break the rules" bullshit.
As for the "spoofing a real person's name" charge, a) when was the last time Weigel referred to himself as "David" rather than "Dave" on this website and b) do you really think he would post here without providing an email address as well?
Sorry, I missed the date, assface. Go fuck yourself. Spoofing still sucks as it did before Welch laid down the law on it.
I believe the lyric is actually:
"Tempted by the shoes of your mother"
We need to talk...
Tempted
As am I. Denver is a day's ride away. However, the timing is wrong. Imagine the following statement:
"Honey, you don't mind if I blow off your birthday this year to ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, drink beer and shoot shotguns, do you?"
... Hobbit
I don't know if you have to be a "nanny" to realize that combining alcohol and firearms is not such a smart idea.
Yes, because having drinks after firing weapons is totally irresponsible.
You can get back to us with your "I told you so!" after the carnage on the 17th.
Last time I tried I almost choked on the bullet in my daiquiri.
Good point, but why clay pigeons? Are these candy ass macho morons scared of PETA for fuck's sake? Real men would organize a cat burning too if they really wanted to piss off the liberal elite. Maybe it's nothing but harmless IQ envy.
The lion burgers are in Arizona.
I'm doing a great job of keeping my promise to never post here again.
Max|6.24.10 @ 3:29PM|#
Go suck ron puals dick, morons. You peeple are fucking retarded. I`m done coming to this wingnut sight. this is my last post.
I lied! Sue me, bitches!
So you admit you have not credibility whatsoever?
You admit you are willing to lie for light and transient reasons?
I'm a liberal. We DO shit like that.
So you admit you have no credibility whatsoever?
You admit you are willing to lie for light and transient reasons?
I have it on good authority that alcohol is good for cleaning some parts. Just make sure you clean it off well and follow with a good synthetic oil, but never lubricate the firing pin.
+ .30-06
This sounds more fun than the cruise.
And Dan, if you think they'll let anyone shoot after they've been drinking, you're an even bigger moron than I thought.
Dan T: The little moron that couldn't.
Dan reminds me of the Macaulay quip about Puritans opposing bear baiting not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
Fucking liberal pokenose scold.
For the longest time I thought that was the kind of baiting hunters were getting in trouble for when I was a wee one.
How much fun could it be if there are no trolls to argue with?
Why argue? Just shoot the fucking trolls.
Here, have a few drinks first.
Max|6.24.10 @ 3:29PM|#
Go suck ron puals dick, morons. You peeple are fucking retarded. I`m done coming to this wingnut sight. this is my last post.
Ron Pual?
Well, I just assumed that there would be no rules prohibiting shooting and drinking at the same time...otherwise what's the point?
I thought only politically correct nannies wanted safety rules?
No. No you didn't.
These fuckers are hypocrites par excellence, Dan. They're the sort of assholes who carry signs saying "Keep the government out of Medicare." Honestly, they suffer from IQ envy.
Max|6.26.10 @ 10:31AM|#
"Maybe it's nothing but harmless IQ envy."
Max|6.26.10 @ 11:40AM|#
"they suffer from IQ envy."
Picked up a new 'clever' phrase from Koz, did you?
I follow all rules, especially when I have a hobo's cock in my mouth.
Max|6.24.10 @ 3:29PM|#
Go suck ron puals dick, morons. You peeple are fucking retarded. I`m done coming to this wingnut sight. this is my last post.
Max can suck a mean dick... AND he bought me a bottle of Thunderbird!
Dan T. - "Libertarians: the people who like drinking and then heading out to the shooting range." That's their MO?
I always thought they were the people who wanted America to be Somalia, want dope to be legal and hate teh childrun. It's so confusing...
A word of advice: If you're going to shoot a lawyer in the face, make sure it's someone you own.
ARFARFARFARFARFTHROWTHESTICKARFARFARFARF
It's okay Dan, maybe you'll have better luck next thread.
Oh wow, looks like that is going to be a lot of fun.
Lou
http://www.internet-anonymity.at.tc
Loved you in Romancing the Stone.
are a girl!
Don't pick on the boys for being romantic. There isn't enough of that.
Romantic? He probably remembers the movie for the dope plane in the jungle crash. Picking on these boys is my entertainment!
Sorry, I was thinking of Romancing the Bone. It's much better than the sequel, Tool of the Nile.
are a boy
A word of advice: If you're going to shoot a lawyer in the face, make sure it's
the Head Lawyer, so they all dissolve into hissing brown muck.
Wow -- other than Gillespie or Hitchens, who the hell would wanna sit through those past speakers?
Joe T. Plumber?? Is that a joke??
Yeah, let's see: conservo-tron city in the form of Norquist, Joe the Plumber (!), Fred Barnes, etc. If it were just Nick, that would be pretty good, but having to hear and be near a bunch of bloviating TEAM RED assholes would be too much.
If it were just Nick
-1
fuck up, Tagliaferro.
LULZ Epi, you funny!
They could always invite Weigel. He could get up there and tell everyone how much he fucking hates them.
And how the world would be a better place if they would just set themselves on fire.
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us!
Maybe the "teamless" assholes can get some reading skills and understand that Norquist, JtheP, Barnes, etc. were past speakers- and it's only the Jacket that is the headliner this year.
Hey now!
I'll be there so it won't be a total waste of time.
Feel free to rub me all over, like I know you want to.
you had me at "Hey"
who the hell would wanna sit through those past speakers?
Fucking squirrels... s'posed to be:
I wouldn't cross the street to listen to that douchebag Norquist. I certainly wouldn't drive seven hundred miles.
I might cross the street to kneecap him, though.
He said something bad about islam?
probably he said something good about israel.
Why the hate for Grover Norquist? He and his organizations are for the radical reduction of the size of government.
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."
"Andrea Yates Conservatism"
For one thing he's a fat, ugly, pig-jowled man. But I doubt that's why P Brooks specifically doesn't like him. Also, Michelle Malkin hates him because his wife is hotter than her and he didn't like the Patriot Act.
I took a shit at the Kiowa Creek Sporting Club in Bennett, CO once.
Man, this sounds like a great time.
It was.
I think confirming proper range safety is a reasonable suggestion. Is it really so much to ask that the article have a short sentence about range safety? I mean it is serious business and all.
The range should have their safety rules online somewhere.
Sigh, that's what I get for making that comment. Could not find their range safety rules on their page. Perhaps the NRA has something on this topic?
The NRA is all about vigilantism. They don't really care about gun safety, which is why the 2nd Amendment needs to be removed.
Is this the real Tony or a spoof? I had thought the real Tony wasn't too stupid to understand that gun safety programs are most of what the NRA does.
Is this the real Warty or a spoof?
I got spoofed once. It was disconcerting.
So tell me, did your mother have any children that aren't a hideous disappointment?
is never enough 😉
Real me, or spoof me... I'm all the same.
Tony's got a point, and for once it's not on the top of his head.
They're missing the Explosives. They should talk to the guys who set up Boomershoot about reactive targets. Then they'll have the whole BATFE collection.
Speaking of firearms, have you guys read this?
http://www.abhijeetsingh.com/arms/india/
By the powers vested in me I declare this thread open for the weekend.
Former VP Dick Cheney is in the hospital with a heart problem. My thoughts and prayers are with him.
Suki, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
GM, this is for good. He is one of the good guys.
Howsabout I add another prayer for Bin Laden taking it doggie style from a pig by the end of the day?
So you like Bin Laden too?
No, I do not like Bin Laden. I thought taking it in the ass from a pig would be a negative, but I should not assume you share my views. My wrong, sorry!
Fricking tags!
I was praying for Cheney, not Obama!
Yes I know, you are praying for someone who thinks that Americans should live under a dictatorship.
tarran, you are arguing with a middle-aged white guy's asian fantasy-bot.
You cannot win, it will just keep spitting out non sequiturs, +1s, and asking if you would rather live in Gaza. Your frustration will culminate in your computer being destroyed, and if this is not possible...suicide!
All the while, Tagliaferro will stroke his nuts with glee as his sick schizoid-commenting frenzy ends yet another perfectly good human life. But, the real-doll inside his head demands it, she seeks blood, and the jar of collected red liquid from Tagliaferro's penal mutilations isn't doing the trick anymore. Alas! The razor is rusted and the pain is amazing, but like with drugs a tolerance is formed...more is needed. And that 'more' could be your life, tarran.
So, I ask you, tarran;
Would yo rather live in Tagliaferro's sick and twisted fantasy, or Gaza?
Me personally, I am catching the first flight out in the morning...toodles!
Point taken... 🙂
LULZ Epi! Pick a handle and stick with it.
Actually, that would be me, tarran.
Former VP Dick Cheney is in the hospital with a heart problem. My thoughts and prayers are with him.
Eat a dick, John.
John would like to eat Dick's dick.
Hi Epi! -1
He is one of the good guys.
*slaps knee, guffaws*
It's pronounced "Chee-knee," goddammit!
Chee-knee. Chee-knee!
Yes, I am obsessed. Somebody help me.
Mommy!
Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.... What about the explosives?
Fuckin' A. I want to know where I can get a chance to shoot a MK19. I'm too old to join the Army, and it wouldn't be worth it just for that, anyway.
We need good men for our war on bad puppies
The NRA is all about vigilantism.
And the Democratic Party is all about theft.
Wheeeee!
Range Rules:
1) The Gun Is Always Loaded
2) Do Not Point The Gun At Anything You Don't Want To Kill
3) No pooftas
I don't want to kill the clay. I just want to turn it to dust.
Idiots,booze and guns.Sounds like a convention of Darwin Awards winners.
I doubt if politicians are invited, so "idiots" doesn't apply, Paen.
Not all idiots are politicians. I don't believe Tony and Chad have been elected to anything to date.
I'm not terribly bright...
Me, either. Me an' Chuck, we can say some STUPID shit and get away with it!
I doubt any Progressives will be there.
Yes, because every time some conservatives get together to shoot, half of them get shot.
Why shotguns and clays? Clay shooting is for country club wannabes and Fudds. You want to make a statement? Have a machinegun dealer come over and offer rentals.
Full-auto clays are pretty fun.
Need a magazine extension for those unless they can be set for 1 clay burst 😉
I have thought about doing this with a submachine gun loaded with snake shot, but I've never tried to see if it will cycle the bolt. Not willing to wreck a barrel trying.
There was a dude renting a full auto Saiga 12 gauge at the last two Knob Creek shows. Not very reliable--he handed a lot of people's money back because he couldn't keep the gun running.
Oh wow tht should be interesting.
Lou
http://www.web-anonymity.mx.tc
What you've all been waiting for:
The Al Gore Sex Tape (in chinese)
I'm concerned about your failure to do the promised followup giving Reason's reaction to the David Weigel Crisis of Journalism.
Where would you rather live, with David Weigel or in Gaza?
Speaking of Weigel, I hear they are inviting him just to find out how long it will take him to twitter that everyone in attendance is an ignorant dick.
No. He would twitter that they were all "Rat Fuckers". Amazing how Reason defends the guy after it was revealed that in private he hates all their guts.
Fucking SOMOLIA I'm a patriotic libertarian
"Somalia"
I'm a drunk and drugged libertarian patriot
Try performance enhancing drugs next time 😉
Are you saying alcohol and psychedelics wouldn't IMPROVE our political discourse?
You may have a point with the professional politicians.
No way man now that is what I am talking about. Wopw.
Lou
http://www.web-anonymity.mx.tc
Wopw indeed.
Good morning reason!
Now I am INCREASINGLY concerned about your failure to write a promised followup to the David Weigel Crisis of Journalism giving Reason's reaction and postmortem.
Weigel may have worked at a number of other places, but for better or worse he will always be a Reasonoid first and foremost. Therefore, this is a matter of community concern.
I hear he is going to ESPN.
MY CONCERN IS GROWING
Get some priorities.
We're losing in Afghanistan.
Oil is spewing unchecked into the Gulf of Mexico.
We're at 10% unemployment and deeply in debt.
The world is on the brink of economic catastrophe.
And you are "concerned" about some fat pasty white closeted DC nerd who ratfucked himself out of a low-profile MSM blogging gig?
MY CONCERN HAS NOT ABATED.
Abaitin'
Barbie can be a figure on whom you practice giving abortions rather than a demon unleashed on the marketplace to sprinkle anorexia dust on infant girls.
Now that's the kind of market-socialist feminism that's missing here!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Know your enemiy
Were a Republican operative to enter Journolist on false pretenses then leak information about its members, that would be a classic ratfuck
Well, considering I live in Colorado, was once a paying member supporting the Institute (For its pro-TABOR analysis), I will pass.
The real party is and always will be at the annual 50 caliber shoot them up held in Cheyenne Wells, heck with clay pigeons.
Charley Miller
Unaffiliated for Colorado's US Senate
My personal prediction, the US Supreme Court will "incorporate" the 2nd Amendment into local, state jurisdictions.
Now way dude, are you kidding? Thats crazy
http://www.web-anonymity.mx.tc
Does Reason have a picture of Gillespie fucking a rat?
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im so happy to that This year we are honored to have Nick Gillespie, Editor of Reason.com and Reason.tv as our featured speaker.
still so strong The Independence Institute is.
Wow, I gotta tell you dude that looks like its gonna be fun.
Lou
http://www.total-anonymity.es.tc
cigars in one of the last places available to smokers ? the outside
How bold. How defiant! Smoking...outdoors!
sounds like the perfect place for a bunch of GOP handjobs to get together and pretend to care about civil liberties.