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Big Government helps fix the oil spill

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[Jerry]

Good morning Reason!

[Suki]

Good morning Seinfeld.

[Jerry]

Morning Suki.

[Kant feel Pietszsche]

-8 for suckage...

[?]

My +8 cancels out your -8.

[Suki]

-1

Would be funny if yourself off was replaced with ass.

[lukas]

Do birds have asses? And why does reason serve me ads for black dating sites?

[Suki]

Do birds have asses? Yes, that's where all that white bird poopie comes from.

And why does reason serve me ads for black dating sites?

Because you are a racist. I get the cool shopping ads.

[lukas]

I do get those too. But I do not wish to embrace luxe bohemian style or my new found blackitude.

[Jen]

I get Porsche and BMW ads.

[brotherben]

I get ads for Enzyte,Viagra and Depends. WTF?

[WTF]

Yes?

My firm's firewall stuff apparently blocks the ads, because the right-hand column headed "Advertisements" consistently is blank.

[Banjos Kick Ass!]

I get ads of cute girls in political t-shirts. Does reason think I'm a lesbian?

[PapayaSF]

Actually the white stuff is bird urine, the black part is bird poop.

[?]

Are you kidding? Feed the local pigeons and see if they have asses.

[?]

And I get white space. Lovely, expansive, white space.

[Jeff]

Racist.

[?]

I said "expansive," not "articulate."

[Sam Grove]

They have anuses, not asses.
Try catching a bird sitting on its ass.

[Enough About Palin]

RACIST!!!

[Captain Awesome]

"and use this third one to wipe your cloaca."

[Mongo]

I get kids-with-cleft-palates dating sites.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I agree with this cartoon.

[Jose Ortega y Gasset]

C'mon, the government isn't that backwards. They are handing brochures with information so oil-soaked birds can access all of the necessary forms at the special website: Itsnotourfault.gov.

[Valerie Jarrett]

Also useful is weinheritedthis.gov.

[Max]

Self-satire can be funny. The shit you pass of as humor actually has that old Soviet smell about it. Let's laugh at the offical enemies, comrades!

[Xam]

Self-satire can be funny.

So can self-abuse.

[Dumble Wart]

But not troll-fluffing.

[JoshINHB]

"Self-satire can be funny."

You would know.

[yepper]

What a SLAM! Hope that didn't take you too long to come up with, lol.

[Max has made his last post]

Max|6.24.10 @ 3:29PM|#

Go suck ron puals dick, morons. You peeple are fucking retarded. I`m done coming to this wingnut sight. this is my last post.

[WTF]

Oh please please please let this really be Max and please please please let him actually mean this.

[The Art-P.O.G.]

Edward, er, Max has done that more times than I can count. I think there might really be something seriously wrong with him.

[SammyA]

"The shit you pass of as humor actually has that old Soviet smell about it. Let's laugh at the offical enemies, comrades!"

Max, how you say that with not the slightest hint of irony is beyond me. The cognitive dissonance must be ripping your subconscious apart... or maybe you're just that stupid.

Max: You are the humorless, State-supporting sycophant. Just admit it.

[Almanian]

Fake Max - I know this must be Fake Max, cause Real Max said he's not posting (see above) - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You are such a card! This is such a good impression of Real Max, Fake Max! Ha ha ha ha ha!

[cynical]

You just don't get it. It's meta-humor, that's why they're never funny in and of themselves.

[Attorney]

Didn't they teach Bok how to draw Uncle Sam in cartoon school?

[Warren]

Oil spill??? Pfffffft. The oil spill is sooo June. Where you been Bok? It's all about the unemployment these days.

[sage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[brotherben]

Maybe I'm just a simple minded dumbass. I see no irony or humour or subtlety or any other redeeming qualities here. Just a poorly drawn statement of the obvious.

[rustedangel]

Well of course it's a simple, poorly drawn statement of the obvious. It's a political cartoon!

[The Art-P.O.G.]

Yes and yes to brotherben and rustedangel.

[Almanian]

Second

[Lamar]

No.

[Kant feel Pietszsche]

Sign of the times: Uncle Sam, instead of being a lean, stern, father figure is now a benign, gentle, "boomer" fag with middle-aged spread.

[Almanian]

Homophobe!

[Peter Jensen]

It would be funny if it were remotely true. It actually just shows how out of touch modern Libertarians are.

[LarryA]

Right on. A government form with only three copies, one of which is actually useful? Like totally bogus, dude.

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THIS WAS SO FUNNY. LAWL. LAWL. THE BIRD IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE IT IS COVERED IN OIL. LOL

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