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What do you get if you cross a car salesman with a politician?

Chip Bok | 5.21.2010 7:00 AM

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Untermensch 15 years ago

Sad but true, and sadly unfunny.
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

Plus, taxpayer-funded mudslinging at rival automakers.
Episiarch 15 years ago

I don't get it. This makes it the best Friday Funny in years! Congratulations!
affenkopf 15 years ago

Off topic: This is how a proper Draw Mohammed contest looks like: http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.....n-day.html (and yes I know, Pamela Geller is a neocon psychopath, but at least she manages to actually publish cartoons of Mohammed when having a draw Mohammed contest)
1. Attorney 15 years ago
  
  Now that's what I call Friday funnies!
2. Pamela Geller 15 years ago
  
  Oy! I may be a psycho, affy baby, but you'd still fuck me!
  1. Episiarch 15 years ago
    
    Maybe if you were Sarah Michelle Geller.
    1. Pamela Geller 15 years ago
      
      Booffy the Muslim fucker? That whore? Puh-lease! Can you still walk after I rocked your world schlameel?
3. AlmightyJB 15 years ago
  
  Satisfaction.
jester 15 years ago

There is nothing to be happy about. My dog has cancer. I am so bummed.
1. Skid Marx 15 years ago
  
  Tough break. What kind of dog? How old? Mine German shepherd is comming up on 14.
2. Warren 15 years ago
  
  Do the right thing and put him down.
  1. the Fixer 15 years ago
    
    Do the right thing and put him down make him into a stew.
3. Marshall Gill 15 years ago
  
  There is nothing to be happy about. My dog has cancer. I am so bummed.
  
  Depending on the type, dogs can live many years after developing a tumor without much discomfort. Last year I had to finally put down the best dog I ever had. But, she had lived without the cancer negatively effecting her for at least 4 years.
4. SugarFree 15 years ago
  
  That sucks, jester.
A. Freeman 15 years ago

The Truth, spoken with some humor.
PR 15 years ago

a 50% more honest politician?
1. MrGuy 15 years ago
  
  Its still 950% dishonest...
Mark 15 years ago

Earned Income Credit...
P Brooks 15 years ago

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sage 15 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jen 15 years ago

Eh.
John-David 15 years ago

Since when do car salesmen pay off customer loans? This makes no sense.
1. WTF 15 years ago
  
  It's not that they paid off their customer loans; it's that they paid back the bailout money to the government.
  1. circular 15 years ago
    
    ...with money from the government
WTF 15 years ago

On the other hand, this Friday morning cartoon made me actually chuckle out loud.
1. Team America 15 years ago
  
  XD +1
Warty 15 years ago

This is the most tolerable Fiday Funny I've ever seen. C+!
Dan T. 15 years ago

What do you get if you cross a car salesman with a politician?

It appears that you get a profitable car company.
1. TheOtherSomeGuy 15 years ago
  
  Any company can be profitable if the Federal Reserve is printing a bunch of money and then giving it to the them.
  
  Hell, you could make baseball bats lined with broken glass, and market them as rape accessories, and as long as you had the Fed in your pocket, you'd make a mint.
  
  Of course, given the actions of the Fed towards the country's citizens over the last 100 years, they'd probably be your biggest customer.
Jim 15 years ago

I'm still trying to figure out how this is racist. . . . Wait, just figured it out. Only white people understand money? That's racist!
1. MrGuy 15 years ago
  
  You're a reacist because your name is Jim.
Paul 15 years ago

What do you get when you cross a car salesman with a politician?

Either a dishonest car-salesman, or an honest politician. It could go either way.
lolman 15 years ago

what do you get? you get a punchline that sucks. http://www.thepartisandialogues.com
CJ 15 years ago

When you cross a slick-speaking weasel out for self-gain with a slick-speaking weasel out for self-gain, I'm pretty sure the results should be obvious.
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