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What do you get if you cross a car salesman with a politician?

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  1. Sad but true, and sadly unfunny.

  2. Plus, taxpayer-funded mudslinging at rival automakers.

  3. I don’t get it. This makes it the best Friday Funny in years! Congratulations!

  4. Off topic: This is how a proper Draw Mohammed contest looks like: http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad…..n-day.html (and yes I know, Pamela Geller is a neocon psychopath, but at least she manages to actually publish cartoons of Mohammed when having a draw Mohammed contest)

    1. Now that’s what I call Friday funnies!

    2. Oy! I may be a psycho, affy baby, but you’d still fuck me!

      1. Maybe if you were Sarah Michelle Geller.

        1. Booffy the Muslim fucker? That whore? Puh-lease! Can you still walk after I rocked your world schlameel?

    3. Satisfaction.

  5. There is nothing to be happy about. My dog has cancer. I am so bummed.

    1. Tough break. What kind of dog? How old? Mine German shepherd is comming up on 14.

    2. Do the right thing and put him down.

      1. Do the right thing and put him down make him into a stew.

    3. There is nothing to be happy about. My dog has cancer. I am so bummed.

      Depending on the type, dogs can live many years after developing a tumor without much discomfort. Last year I had to finally put down the best dog I ever had. But, she had lived without the cancer negatively effecting her for at least 4 years.

    4. That sucks, jester.

  6. The Truth, spoken with some humor.

  7. a 50% more honest politician?

    1. Its still 950% dishonest…

  8. Earned Income Credit…

  9. Longer!

    Lower!

    Wider!

  10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  11. Since when do car salesmen pay off customer loans? This makes no sense.

    1. It’s not that they paid off their customer loans; it’s that they paid back the bailout money to the government.

      1. …with money from the government

  12. On the other hand, this Friday morning cartoon made me actually chuckle out loud.

    1. XD +1

  13. This is the most tolerable Fiday Funny I’ve ever seen. C+!

  14. What do you get if you cross a car salesman with a politician?

    It appears that you get a profitable car company.

    1. Any company can be profitable if the Federal Reserve is printing a bunch of money and then giving it to the them.

      Hell, you could make baseball bats lined with broken glass, and market them as rape accessories, and as long as you had the Fed in your pocket, you’d make a mint.

      Of course, given the actions of the Fed towards the country’s citizens over the last 100 years, they’d probably be your biggest customer.

  15. I’m still trying to figure out how this is racist. . . . Wait, just figured it out. Only white people understand money? That’s racist!

    1. You’re a reacist because your name is Jim.

  16. What do you get when you cross a car salesman with a politician?

    Either a dishonest car-salesman, or an honest politician. It could go either way.

  17. what do you get? you get a punchline that sucks. http://www.thepartisandialogues.com

  18. When you cross a slick-speaking weasel out for self-gain with a slick-speaking weasel out for self-gain, I’m pretty sure the results should be obvious.

  19. Not that one has me laughing!

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