The President Throws Like Girls Used to Before Title IX (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!)

But seriously, dude, it's OK to say "You know what? I'm more of a basketball fan, and by the way I kicked Clark Kellogg's ass at H-O-R-S-E." Better that than STEPPING ON THE BASE LINE ON OPENING DAY, and then launching the weirdest filibuster since Jim Bunning when asked to name a single player from his allegedly favorite team:

At least he wasn't wearing mom's jeans this time, and/or orchestrating the most elaborate cover-up since Elvis joined the witness protection program. And next time, I want to hear more about his Blue Moon Odom phase.

[Link via The Corner.]