Friday Funnies

The race card

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[Suki]

Good Morning reason!

[Groovus Maximus]

Good Morning Suki!

[Suki]

Hi GM!

[Suki]

What a racist cartoon.

[Suki]

Hank Johnson Campaign Song.

If we are going racist early, I don't want to miss the train 🙂

[Untermensch]

And Bok sort of gets it right for the second time I can recall in lo these many years.

[Suki]

Hi Untermensch! Welcome to the future 🙂

[Untermensch]

Although why is the donkey's arm attached backwards to its body? That's probably racist somehow.

[ed]

Looks more like a mule to me. That's really racist.

[Suki]

Even without forty achers? Or is that implied . . .

[Untermensch]

Jackass actually.

[Untermensch]

Why is someone impersonating me?

[Suki]

Did I welcome you to the future or an impostor? Maybe you have timenesia?

[Untermensch]

All but the one I responded to were real. Unless the one I responded to is me from the future.

[Untermensch]

...gave me a picture of you once. I didn't know why at the time. It was very old - torn, faded. You were young like you are now. You seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment. I memorized every line, every curve. I came across time for you Suki. I love you; I always have.

[Art-P.O.G.]

Bravo.

[seguin]

Oscar goes to...

[thank you]

rctl

[Standing]

Ovation.

[disappointing that you can]

stand;-)

[Why? It's polite to]

stand when saluting you;-)

[Suki]

Untermensch,

Aw, that was so sweet!

Remember, what happens in the future stays in the past. Time travel has lots of rules and that is a biggie.

[Yiano]

Whats up Rob?

[Hank]

Good one, Chipper. What kind of last name is Bok, anyway? A racist one, obviously. I did a search. All I came up with was Book - Book of Racism.

[Xeones]

Not terrible. I chuckled on the inside, actually.

[Art-P.O.G.]

Quite. Not LOLworthy, but worthy nonetheless. Intellectually and artistically.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Without reading the words, I'm going to say the donkey represents Lynndie England.

Now let me read the dialogue and see if I guessed right.

[Groovus Maximus]

It's OK. Feel sorry for the deformed mule though.

[Art-P.O.G.]

Why? Opposable thumbs and the ability to walk upright are a wonderful gift.

[Untermensch]

But an arm stitched in backwards? I guess if you're a mule it's better than nothing, but it's still not great.

[Groovus Maximus]

He also is missing an ear and has a nasty case of agnathia.

So much for "Jawbone of an ass".

[Green Cross aka unit 731]

Untermensch, the Japanese did but on people.

[PM770]

I've never understood the Bok hate around here. Maybe its because I've always lived the Akron/Canton area and been exposed to his stuff in the ABJ for years, but his stuff is usually pretty good.

[Mike M.]

One of the best ones yet; he accurately managed to sum up the entire 2010 midterm election in a one panel cartoon.

[Some Guy]

We're calling out quotes of parodies of Democrats now? Isn't this kind of like attacking the GOP based on things Steven Colbert said?

[The Democratic Leadership]

I don't get it.

[Valerie Jarrett]

It isn't racism if it's true.

[Warren]

Not Funny
Not Relevant
Poor Artwork

Grade: F

[sage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Derp]

That donkey's finger looks like my penis.

;_;

[do you mean]

flaccid?;-)

[Wanton Ignorance]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

[Jamie Kelly]

That elephant's TRUNK looks like my penis.

[Derp]

Your penis has tusks?

[seguin]

Those are Subsaharan Ticklers. You can get them at the Condoms to Go in Botswana.

[fresno dan]

its not the girth, its the prehensileness that drives them wild.

[B.P.]

"Not Funny
Not Relevant
Poor Artwork

Grade: F"

I found it to be relevant. It reminded me of last week, when Sara Palin put up a graphic on her Facebook page showing congressional seats "targeted" in the 2010 election for their votes on the health care bill, and the entire left went into a spasm of faked outrage about incitement of violence, as if everyone in America had lost sense of what a metaphor is.

(insert standard disclaimer about not liking Sara Palin here)

[Banjos Kick Ass!]

Isn't it sad that you have to disclaim that you don't like someone just because you mentioned them? I have to do this all the time just to avoid a bunch of overzealous assholes throwing names at me.
I think their logic goes something like this:
They mentioned Sara Palin without calling her a cunt, they must like Sara Palin, Sara Palin is an evil moronic conservative who likes to punch homeless people,

"Fuck you, you evil moronic knuckle dragging homeless punching conservative!"

[B.P.]

Agreed. It's culture wars all the way down now. Nobody wants to discuss issues; it's all symbols. Nearly everyone I interact with on a daily basis is an economic leftist, and on the rare occasion that I open my mouth and utter something that isn't the prevailing wisdom, I get the "well, you seemed like a normal, well adjusted person" recoil.

[Jimmy 'Crack' Corn]

I like Sarah.

There, I said it.

[PIRS]

I have only two problems with Sarah Palin: 1. that she agreed to be John McCain's running mate in 2008. And 2. That she endorsed John McCain in the Republican Primary for U.S. Senator this year.

In other words my only problem with Sarah Palin is that she does not have a problem with John McCain.

[The Libertarian Guy]

I'd let her make me an omelet in the morning, wearing only one of my flannel shirts. Can't fry bacon without some kind of clothing.

[Comrade Zero]

Fuck the flannel. A PVC maids outfit with four inch heels is what I'd have her in.

[duster]

the donkey should be a dead horse. it should be getting flogged repeatedly.

[saggiN]

I like the tiny tusks.

[Will]

Me too! I saw that and LOL's a bit on the inside.

[Eric Gisin]

What idiot picked a donkey as the party mascot?

[Brian]

Thomas Nast

[Scarpe Nike]

is good

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