The title quote comes from online sex-mag Nerve, in a feature titled "Sex Advice from Dungeons & Dragons Players." Also in the piece: Advice on the advantages and disadvantages of dating your fellow gamers:
My Game Master and best friend recently divorced — killing three long-term games in the process. On the other hand, dating your dice-mates guarantees that when you joke about the enhancement bonus of your morning coffee, you won't just get a blank look. Plus, they'll understand why you can't go out on Friday night — your party needs you!
I'd snark, but given Megan and I frequently make CBO jokes when drawing up wedding budgets, it's probably best I refrain.