We've just published an explosive exposé. Please don't read it.

GQ tries to publish a story and spike it at the same time, because management at Conde Nast is either (a) completely craven or (b) engaged in a very subtle marketing scheme based on reverse psychology. I'm betting on (a).

Update: Gawker has posted the GQ article and invited its readers to help translate it into Russian.

Update #2: For more on Gawker's project, go here.