The Night I Got Engaged. And Wet My Pants.
A politician's idea of romance:
City police are investigating why on-duty marine and helicopter officers helped a Baltimore County state delegate propose to his girlfriend by pretending to raid a boat the couple were aboard, a department spokesman said Monday.
Officers boarded the boat, owned by a friend of Del. Jon S. Cardin, on Aug. 7 in the Inner Harbor. As the helicopter Foxtrot hovered overhead, adding to the sense of tension, one report says officers pretended to search the vessel and even had the woman thinking she was about to be handcuffed before the delegate got on one knee and proposed…
…officers pretended to search the boat and found a box that they suspected contained contraband.
They ordered the soon-to-be fiancee to turn around as if they were about to handcuff her, according the report, and then she saw Cardin "on bended knee" and holding the ring that had been in the box.
The Gazette reported that Cardin was the "toast" of a convention of government leaders in Ocean City this past weekend for his "imaginative marriage proposal."
Looks like Cardin (nephew of the U.S. senator) found his match. She actually agreed to marry him after all of that. The Baltimore Police Department is currently seeking private donations to keep some of its units in operation. The marine unit in particular was grounded for part of the year last year due to budget cuts.
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Someone is getting TASERed for their honeymoon.
Damn, if only Carradine would have tried that instead.
Nothing says "love" like staring down the barrel of an M-4.
I gotta say, that's a really creative proposal. I love it if he paid for the whole thing with his own money. Otherwise, he should have to spend his honeymoon doing community service back home while she gets nailed by Dexter in Ocho Rios.
SugarFree for the win, on the first post. Nicely done.
And did anyone else notice that two posts in a row contained an adult pants wetting joke in either the headline or the body of the text?
You guys could make that the theme of the day. See if you can include a joke about adult incontinence in every remaining post for the day.
The next time SWAT kicks in my door, I'm just going to assume someone has a crush on me.
What do you have against romance, Radley? Nothing says love like handcuffs...
Love means never having to say, "Sorry, I shot your dog."
Kevin
Love means never having to say, "Sorry, I shot your dog."
I don't know how it works on Reason but I'll follow the basic customs. +100 Internets to you, sir.
I thoght Nick had beaten me to the punch with this:
Then BR swoops in on my alternate:
I must be off my pace today.
He's got the whole marriage planned out, unique fake arrest scenarios for anniversaries.
1st Paper
Counterfeiting
2nd Cotton
Shoplifting clothes
3rd Leather
S&M club raid
4th Fruit
Border Guard detention
5th Wood
Burning a cross in a neighbor's yard
6th Sugar
Fake bag of cocaine
7th Wool
Sheep rustling
8th Bronze
Arrested in an anthropology museum for stealing exhibits
9th Pottery
Duh, marijuana possession
10th Tin
Illegal mining
11th Steel
Gun charges
12th Silk
Strangulation rap
13th Lace
Poisoning old people
14th Ivory
Poaching
15th Crystal
Meth
It's nice they still have money for the important stuff.
MCNULTY!!
No, love means never having to say "Yes, your honor, I knew it was wrong to do..."
I don't think he'd want the SM club raid, after all it would ruin his weekend to have to silence the press about what he'd been wearing
Good thing she wasn't armed.
I remember Massachusetts governor Jane Swift took a lot of heat for using a state police helicopter to take her home for a family emergency (she lived about three hours from Boston). Of course, she was a Republican.
Not as bad but along the same lines -
Stuffed and buried: Toys left in Jackson's memory get police escort, funeral
The stuffed animals were left at the Motown Museum. At least the new Chief of Police (Warren Evans) got pissed about it.
I am no senators son.
Fist of Etiquette | August 18, 2009, 10:12am | #
The next time SWAT kicks in my door, I'm just going to assume someone has a crush on me.
There is a big difference between somebody that loves you and somebody that loves to fuck you over.
Jon has been unavailable for public comment thus far. Maybe he's preparing a statement to be towed behind a police aircraft.
These kids with their big proposal shenanigans!No one has respect for tradition: clubbing the broad and dragging her back to your cave by the hair.
Love is more important than 4th amendment rights.
Also, if there's anything better than make-up sex, it's post-SWAT-raid sex. With the possible exception of conjugal visit sex, which these two may be experiencing in the comming years.
In two years she's going to be explaining to the police that it's her fault that he broke her arm with a baseball bat.
Well, at least they raided the right boat...
Why do I feel like there should be a one-armed man & lesson involved?
She actually agreed to marry him after all of that.
When someone proposes to you with a helicopter and officers backing him up, you say "Yes", call it off a week later, and file for a restraining order.
Of all the things we pay these boat-raiding maniacs to do, *this* is what you people are complaining about? I'd rather pay for these harmless hijinks than the canicide, "accidental" shootings, wrongful imprisonment, etc., that go on in this type of raid.
I'd rather pay for these harmless hijinks than the canicide, "accidental" shootings, wrongful imprisonment, etc., that go on in this type of raid.
You're paying for both.
all this while some naughtly little brats start a gunfight just a few yards up the harbor....http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-md.ci.shooting17aug17,0,7371436.story