The War Over Health-Care Reform: "Incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing."
As the war over health-care reform rages on and Beltway commentators tut-tut over the decline of respectable political discourse, I invite observers everywhere to step back from their passions and policy preferences for a moment and bask in the glorious absurdities of the American political system: Watching the president of the United States make the rounds to deny that Congress is planning "death panels" while protesters compare him to the twentieth century's greatest monster is in some ways depressing. Looked at another way, though, it resembles nothing so much as good-old-fashioned entertainment. No screenwriter could possibly gin up a scenario this delightfully loony, and if one did, no one would believe it.
I share Nick Gillespie's frequent worry that politics is a rotten way to conduct our affairs, and, as I've said frequently over the last few weeks, I think it's inevitable that the more we turn our daily business over to the government, the more we find our lives politicized. But while we're in the midst of politicizing everything, I find myself in agreement with the great anti-democrat H.L. Mencken that, nevertheless, there's a great deal of amusement to be found in such riotous scenes. "I enjoy democracy immensely," he wrote. "It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. Does it exalt dunderheads, cowards, trimmers, frauds, cads? Then the pain of seeing them go up is balanced and obliterated by the joy of seeing them come down." I imagine Mencken, scourge of both populist outbursts and the New Deal, would've frowned upon the idea of health-care reform, but would've found great pleasure in the freakish outbursts and political chaos the debate has generated.
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H. L. Mencken was a fascist.
Definitely enjoyment to be had, though I think the zombie hunting will be more fun once it all falls down.
Warty is a fascist.
Frankly, the louder the participants in the Great Healthcare Shitstorm shriek, the more hilarious the whole thing becomes to me. American politics has reached a point that the word "hyperbole" can't even really touch.
So the silver lining is that if this plan passes, we can expect more French-style riots over any proposed changes, and that might be fun to watch?
John, hell yes. Maybe with lots of burning of police cars and all.
"No screenwriter could possibly gin up a scenario this delightfully loony, and if one did, no one would believe it."
Heh. That's a very good point. It's also true that no screenwriter is as loony as whoever writes Sarah Palin's speeches. 🙂
There is something to be said for the idea of looking our European-style future squarely in the face, lying back and enjoying the hell out of the coming circus.
I've mostly been ignoring the health care spectacle until now, mostly out of disgust and intolerance for the MSM alternately braying and whimpering, but I see now that I should instead embrace these pan-fried shitheads and enjoy watching their world burn.
Liberals shit their panties that Whole Foods CEO doesn't want to suck Obama's cock like they do:
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=8322658&page=1
Mackey's op-ed was great and actually had some useful reforms. I'm don't shop at Whole Foods, but I'm going to start in the next few days and pick up some good beer and chicken sausages.
embrace these pan-fried shitheads and enjoy watching their world burn.
We is all Jokers now.
Speaking of Jokers...
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-obama-joker-suspect-081309,0,4959018.story
There is now a contest involving the Joker posters:
http://www.examiner.com/x-1551-Fringe-Culture-Examiner~y2009m8d14-Obama-Joker-poster-designer-claims-authorship-starts-contest
Sorry to split tyrannical hairs, but Stalin was the biggest monster of the 20th century.
Yes, those stupid, whack-job, fascist, tea-bagging, birther, far-right, racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, terroristic, thuggish, anti-Semetic opponents of Obamacare are once again resorting to name-calling!
Shame on them!
"I think it's inevitable that the more we turn our daily business over to the government, the more we find our lives politicized."
Yes, let's let plutocrats with private armies run things. What could go wrong?
Ricky, Mao has Stalin beat on deaths:
http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat1.htm
Yeah, but Pol Pot has them both beat on "percentage of own population killed."
Well, I suppose Jim Jones could do better with percentage of the population he ruled.
Jim Jones gets the win for talking most of them into suicide.
From the same site:
http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/tyrants.htm
I guess it's really a matter of opinion. I'm sticking to my guns though: Stalin intentionally killed the most people.
I don't think you have to squint too hard to wonder: Really, what's the difference?
Well, that's easy: professional wrestlers are better-looking, more consistent, and actually read the positions they endorse.
strike through16 years agoNo screenwriter could possibly gin up a scenario this delightfully loony, and if one did, no one would believe it.
Because Hollywood only makes believable stuff?
Yes, let's let plutocrats with private armies run things. What could go wrong?
Sure cause that's the necessary result of not handing more of our daily business over to the federal government...well played.
Those plutocrats are just waiting in the wings with their private armies, ready to move in as soon as the Big O stumbles. Why, just the other day I was reading about Bill Gates People's Protection Force and the Warren Buffet Global Defense Organization conducting joint maneuvers.
I fully understand that "death panels" makes a really great punchline for more Sarah Palin jokes for the late-night comedians and self-professed elites.
But intelligent and informed people in America are well aware of the fact that whatever the f*ck you want to call them, they already exist in the state of Oregon, so there is absolutely nothing idiotic or loony about worrying whether or not this sort of thing is going to eventually become the law of the land everywhere.
Does Reason truly now believe that you're a loon if you don't want some panel of government bureaucrats deciding how much your life is worth?
Reason does not truly believe anything. Reason believes it's the walrus.
Someone in Montana should ask Obama, "Mr. President, what are you going to do when the money runs out?"
I am teh walrus.
Anything that brings Congressional action to a screeching (no pun intended) halt is a-okay in my book. If that takes having our current representatives' way from home districts to Washington and back lit by their burning effigies, I'm fine with it.
I'd have to agree, Fist. If I we could have a whole 2 year span with congress accomplishing nothing but reenacting last terms budget, I'd be happy. Obviously I'd prefer that they cancel all programs not specified as their mandate by the constitution, but I haven't seen pigs fly yet.
I wish I could get to the point where I think it's all so amusing. Maybe if the Friday Funnies were funnier.
glad it amuses you.
for the rest of the country, though, it's not a fucking reality show.
When John Jay returned to America with his peace treaty with England ("the Jay treaty"), he claimed that he could walk through the colonies and have his path illuminated by the light of himself burning in effigy.
The Government already has the funds to pay for Universal Health Care. It is time to stop the madness and violence at the health care reform meetings. Using shift work for white collar jobs could cut the cost of the 500 million square feet of office space currently in used by the federal governe=ment by up to 50%. This would save enough money to provide universal health care. It could also reduce the carbon footprint by 50%. For details go to:
http://whitecollargreenspace.blogspot.com/
Now featured on http://www.buzzflash.com/ under the heading:
"Using Shift work for white collar jobs to greatly reduce the fiscal and environmental cost of new office space"
http://astroturffighters.blogspot.com/
When you need to fake grass roots participation in town hall meetings and press conferences rent human look a likes from Astro Turf Fighters Robotic Rentals.
Yes! Yes! It's all so endlessly amusing, isn't it? Thank you so much for your enlightened remarks on the current debate. I printed a copy. I want to have it at hand as I struggle to pay medical bills incurred in the last couple of years. 11,000 dollars and climbing. And still no remedy. In fact, I feel worse than ever! But what the hey, it's all in good fun, right? So long as I can provide Peter Suderman and his chums (all of whom, I'm certain, are comfortably insured) a few chuckles, it's all worth while.
A**hole.
It is a big show. But make no mistake Peter, you are part of it.
I'm sick of extremist of both the left and right associating anyone who disagrees with that as a "Nazi". This only belittles the profound evil that the Nazi's committed.