Analogue TV Broadcasts Are No More: Senior Citizens Demand "MATLOCK!"
June 12, 2009, a day that will live in very high frequency, is upon us. Analogue (analog?) television signals have been turned off. If you haven't cashed your U.S. government voucher to make the transition to digital reception, you may have missed The View. Even if you were prepared, you'll no longer have June-12-is-coming PSAs to break up the time between commercials for Enzyte and commercials for freecreditreport.com.
Coverage of the Day Everything Changed:
National Association of Broadcasters says 82 percent of America's "at risk" households -- i.e., those that use antennas (antennae?) to watch the tube are "fully prepared for the nationwide switch to digital television (DTV)."
Federal Communications Commission says the transition is going smoothly, claims 1,030 U.S. TV stations had made the analogue-to-digital switch as of midday. UPI says the "ensuing public response to the changeover appears to be positive."
The New York Times says they're panicking in Greensboro! Acting FCC fossil-in-chief Michael Copps says do not panic; stay in your homes; disruptions in service must be expected.
TV Newsday says minorities hardest hit. And though you might have thought analogue shutoff would cause the most violent nursing home rioting since the Lawrence Welk Show was canceled, it turns out the elderly are best prepared for the crisis.
America Jr. planning to make its own little transition in 2011.
Continuing coverage from engadget.
Whether you're a February 17 diehard, a cable refusenik, or the TV equivalent of a vinyl fanatic with theories about how analogue signal gave a "warmer" sound and fatter picture, talk your pain away in the comments.
Or just enjoy Freddy Krueger's immortal tribute to rabbit ears TV. In a strange coincidence (?) YouTube seemed to be out of commission for a while today, but if you just hit your computer or device on the side a couple times the signal will come back:
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The warmer sound and fatter picture can be duplicated digitally. Even the crackles and thump from the old needle dragging across your TV set. Does the new digital picture read from the inside out, or the outside in?
...a cable refusenik, or the TV equivalent of a vinyl fanatic with theories about how analogue signal gave a "warmer" sound and fatter picture, talk your pain away in the comments.
Can't I be both?
Seriously, over-the-air DTV has the least-compromised signal. Of course, some stations have so many subchannels it's like Pickwick vs. MFSL.
I'll miss the fat warm sight of a picture that doesn't turn to a quivering Peter Max-colored Tetris screenshot when a breeze goes by.
Digital TV doesn't have to be shitty, but it is.
Heard that a station in Milwaukee ended their analog broadcasting the way it should be done - with the Star Spangled Banner followed by a few minutes of Indian Head Test Pattern.
No more tv for me. I had free cable for a year and a half because Comcast gave me cable for a 2 week "trial" period and then for some reason never opened the account for me, while simultaneously forgetting to shut off the feed.
Oh well. I'll just have to make do with mininova, hulu, piratebay, netflix and youtube.
but if you just hit your computer or device on the side a couple times the signal will come back:
Hope a station for their signoff has the balls to play the scene from Fargo where Steve Buscemi smacks the TV: "Gimme a fuckin' signal!!"
Russ
the Star Spangled Banner followed by a few minutes of Indian Head Test Pattern
Cool, man.
The problem with "over the air" DTV is that you either get the signal or you don't. Not much in between. With the old analog, if you were having trouble getting a signal, you could always attach long, scrunched up pieces of aluminum foil to the antennae, hold one in one hand, stretch out your other arm, due south, at an angle of 67.98 degrees off the horizon, while jumping up and down on one foot, screaming at the top of your lungs, hit the fucking ball out of the park, and get a snowy, garbled mess of a picture. But at least you would have sound!!!
If it hadn't been for the FCC, analog TV would have died out about the same time as eight-track.
(Explanatory link provided for those under 45 years old.)
I'm not sure if it's my converter, my antenna or what, but at my house most of the channels are hit or miss. As Tricky above notes, disruptions that used to cause a split second of jumping pictures or static once in a while now blank the screen out completely for several seconds.
Where I live, we just went from receiving four channels with the analogue signal, to only receiving one channel with the digital signal, so thanks a lot for all those who made this happen.
Doesn't matter though, I didn't watch much TV anyway.
The biggest favor cable TV ever got was when TV manufacturers started using (cheap) microprocessor tuners instead of the old analog dials with the "fine tune" ring around them. The extra electronic interference really screwed the reception on channels 2-6 (VHF-low), where major market network channels were often located, and the inability to fine tune really weakened antenna reception.
If it hadn't been for the FCC, analog TV would have died out about the same time as eight-track.
If it hadn't been for the FCC, we would all kinds of really cool pirate stations all the time. What are those poor bastards at Steven's Institute of Technology going to do now in their free time?
Tulpa, I've found that most of the problems have to do with the antenna wire rather than the antenna itself. Sometimes an amplifier helps.
All I know is I'm going to get a hundred calls this weekend from friends and family who are afraid to touch anything behind the TV set.
Tricky Prickears
That was kinda my point. Only the stations would have been entirely legit, not "pirate".
The FCC has been the biggest roadblock in advancing communications technology.
(Just think of the damage an "Internet Commission" could do.)
About 2 years ago I quit my service from one of those dish network type of places because for months they sent repairman after repairman out to my house to "fix" the signal. Tiring of paying large sums of money for service that would last for days at a time I informed them to come get their garbage out of my house. They responded by charging me $170 for breaking the contract and explained that they had "given" me the equipment at a loss. BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! Now I watch tv over the internet for FREE! Most of the time with no commercials! So, thank you crappy dish network type place, your horrible customer service was the catalyst I needed to make a meaningful change!
Aresen,
Not just the FCC. Currently, Verizon (formerly Bell Atlantic), is running optical fiber directly to houses, for internet, phone and TV. They've been wanting to do this for about 20 years (maybe more). But because optical fiber communication was developed by the military for secure field communications (it's nearly impossible to tap), law enforcement wouldn't give them the green light. They wouldn't be able to tap and monitor people's calls. Now, of course, it doesn't matter.
Now, of course, it doesn't matter.
I mean they don't have to physically go to someones house and "tap" the line, anymore.
NTSC is dead. Long live ATSC.
And an extra "Fuck you" to the spec writers who missed this golden opportunity to get rid of interlaced video.
What's a tv?
TV Newsday says minorities hardest hit...
...and Jerry Springer Show takes ratings nosedive.
Or just enjoy Freddy Krueger's immortal tribute to rabbit ears TV.
Man, I forgot that was Dick Cavett. Don't forget either that the theme to that installment of NoES was done by...Dokken.
a day that will live in very high frequency
You and Kenneth both scare me.
Missed The View? That's not true! I didn't miss it one bit!
It's analog.
If you use analogue you are either gay, French, communist or some combination of the three.
J sub D, don't you have a date with Meg?
Oh crap! I didn't use my government voucher to get a converter! It's June 13th and I'm still on analog!!!!
...oh wait. I don't watch television.
Don't forget either that the theme to that installment of NoES was done by...Dokken.
I had to look through a lot of Dream Warriors stuff to find that clip, so I'm going to take a truly bold stance and say this installment was the best of the bunch: superior cast; wildly imaginative murders and the special effects budget to pull them off; Freddy's last gasp of (rapidly diminishing) menace before he became America's favorite wisecracking funnyman; and the return of John Saxon. Ain't nobody gonna fuck with The Sax!
For anyone who's interested in what Russ 2000 was talking about, I managed to find the YouTube of it. (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4TeZrWzKI) It would have been better if they ended with static, but oh well. It was a helluva lot more moving than I thought it ever would be.
TV Newsday says minorities hardest hit...
Are they trying to suggest that racism is involved?
Why don't they just come out and say "Once again proof that minorities have higher than average numbers of irresponsible and ignorant individuals.