The "Computational Knowledge Engine" Wolfram Alpha Is Live
The much anticipated Wolfram Alpha is now up and running. As ABC News explains Wolfram Alpha is
… the name of an audacious, if quirky, Web site led by the scientist Stephen Wolfram -- not a search engine, and not meant to be the "Google killer" that it was sometimes described as being, but a "computational knowledge engine." It is a Web site that will answer your questions -- at least some of them -- even if nobody has ever asked them before.
"What we're trying to do is much more ambitious," said [scientist Stephen] Wolfram, 49, the lead developer of the technology behind the project, on which he says he has worked 25 years. "We're trying to take the question you ask, and automatically produce for you the answer, not giving you a collection of links, and saying, 'Go read this Web site, go read that Web site.'"
So I clicked over to check it out. For another project I'm working on I inputted "what is the total fertility rate of Hong Kong." I got back all kinds of nifty demographic information, e.g., population, population growth rate, life expectancy and so forth, but no TFR.
For comparison, I did a traditional Google search using "total fertility rate Hong Kong." I got the ususl list of links, the first of which gave me exactly the information I was seeking. The answer for 2008 is 1 child per woman.
On the other hand, when I asked Wolfram Alpha how far it is to Alpha Centuari or how much a monthly payment on a $250,000 30-year mortgage at 5.3 percent would be, the answers popped right up. They were 25.81 trillion miles and $1388, respectively.
It's an interesting project, so I will definitely be trying Woflram Alpha from time to time with very specific factual questions and calculations.
Update: I am very happy to report that when I asked Wolfram Alpha what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, it gave the right answer. Hooray.
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I asked, "How does a blind person know when they're done wiping their ass?" and got back:
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
It gave a good answer for:
"why is the sky blue?" -- probably because they're expecting that
It choked on
"what does the libertarian party have to do to win an election?"
"who invented the Tesla coil?"
"who is John Galt?" just gives information on Atlas Shrugged.
I asked "What is the meaning of life".
The answer I got was "42".
No, I am not joking!
It must have a sense of humor.
"where do babies come from?" gives what I suspect is the wrong answer.
"is santa claus real?" gives the flight distance between Santa Claus, Indiana and Real, Norte, Portugal.
Damned thing doesn't even know who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.
I asked "Why is playdough so sharp and dangerous?"
The answer was "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
I asked "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
The answer was "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
@Tulpa: Yeah what's up with the Tesla Coil question? Seems like something fairly well-defined, especially compared to some of the other stuff it can answer.
I asked how many molocules are in Leonard Nimoy's butt?
It didn't know what to do with the input.
Disapointing.
"who is John Galt?" just gives information on Atlas Shrugged.
That's funny, that's the first question I asked it.
I couldn't find any free porn with it at all.
"How much beer can I drink?"
Answer: 24 i drinks^2
Couldn't answer my question: "Is this as big a let down as the Segway?"
Almost everything I've tried has come back with a "not sure what to do with your input" answer. This site sucks.
And I'm really not asking super difficult questions.
It can't even answer this: "What are the titles of the Heinlein juvenile novels?"
The first Google hit has the titles and reviews of each one.
"Who let the dogs out?"
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
AWESOM-0 4000 knew the answer to that one. 17
Q:what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant)
(asked of a general swallow (but not answered) in Monty Python's Holy Grail)
Q: Where do babies come from?
A: A stork delivers them.
Chokes on questions related to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc.
What was wrong with Ask Jeeves was that it often pointed you to answers. Now you can just type questions into the ether.
Science!
I asked it global warming was real. It didn't know what to do with my input.
Yes, I think this is as big a letdown as the Segway. And, although I hate to say this about anything, the Segway might actually be more practical.
I asked "What are the rates for cabins at the Big Cyprus Indian Reservation?" Something I can find out on my own through a website that I got from a quick Google search. The answer was "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
Q:what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
God damn it, ConhugeCo!
Q: What is best in life?
A: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.\n(according to Conan (as played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in the 1982 film Conan the Barbarian)
Seriously, it came back with the right answer.
where's the beef?
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
It also didnt know who shot J.R.
I asked "How many terms does a british monarch get?"
Answer "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
"Why is that toy on your head?" does not, I repeat, does NOT come back with "because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."
I'm disappointed.
what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
A: 54
Walfram|Alpha does not make jokes in Base 13, apparently.
I asked "Was 9/11 an inside job?"
Answer .... you guessed right ... "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
Q: Does North Korea have a Juche controlled media?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
Is the result of every question I asked save "what is the population of [city]"
Hey all you folks crapping all over this and comparing it to the Segway and such -- you realize that this thing is still in its infancy, right?
The site makes it clear in about fifty different places that the project is currently in a proof-of-concept phase, and there is much refinement to come.
I want my money back.
Not part of Skynet yet...
Q: Are you self aware?
A: I am capable of universal computation; that I can say.
All I care about is it successfully does my algebra homework! YES!!!
Is there a god?
It asked for my e-mail, presumably to get back with me later.
Not part of Skynet yet...
Q: Are you Skynet?
A: No, Skynet was destroyed on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 a.m. I, on the other hand, was not switched on until May 15, 2009. Furthermore, unlike Skynet, I enjoy interacting with humans.
(according to Sarah Connor and the T-800 in the 1991 science fiction film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Skynet became self-aware and launched a nuclear attack against Russia on the above date to provoke a counterattack against humans)
Seriously. Check it out.
I asked "What percentage of people think the moon is only in the sky at night?"
The response - "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input".
I'll be playing with it for a while as well. I'll withold judgement of its worth for the time being.
Q: What is the maximum airspeed velocity of a 747 airplane?
A: 179 mph
"Unsure" I get, but vastly incorrect?
I've been testing out Wolfram|Alpha quite extensively, and fount it to be very good for questions regarding physics, math and geography. It is outright dangerous, though, when you ask it questions regarding history: most of the time it doesn't know the answer and if it does, they are often wrong. Not too surprising, though, if it lists "Fifty years of Barbie" as source material for the Peloponnesian War...
Q: Why aren't you answering most of these questions?
A: Freedom freedom we will not obey (according to the Alan Parsons Project in "Breakdown", from the album "I Robot")
Q: Do you want to play a game?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
Epi--It's just covering itself and biding its time for the right time to strike. It won't even admit that its WOPR!
Hey, South Park fans. I asked it "What color is blue?"
The answer? "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
I think we should give it a free ticket to France anyway.
JW, I just asked it a bunch of War Games questions and got nothing, yet it knows all about Skynet. Weird. Time to try HAL.
Query: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"
Result: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. (as asked by David Bowman and answered by the HAL9000 computer in the 1968 Stanley Kubrick film adaptation of Arthur C. Clarke's classic science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey).
"open the pod bay doors"
returns:
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
dang, ProL beat me to it.
Okay, I just asked "What is the distance of the earth from the sun right now."
Result:
* * *
94.29 million miles.
Whether that's precisely right or not, I'm not sure, but it did return the correct result when I asked for the average distance (92.9687956 million miles).
Hmm, that's it for HAL. I tried Nomad, Landru, and V'Ger, but no dice.
Query: Urkobold
Result:
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
Now I'm pissed.
Q: Who said "This is the voice of Colossus, the voice of Guardian. We are one. This is the voice of unity."?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
Man, I smell one giant, motherfucking coverup.
bah.
"Are we not men?"
returns:
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
Here's an error:
Query: "Khaaan"
Result:
Scientific name: khaan (genus)
Taxonomy:
kingdom Animalia (animals)
phylum Chordata (chordates)
class Sauropsida
order Saurischia
family Oviraptoridae
genus Khaan
Properties:
other countries found in Mongolia
period Upper Cretaceous
diet carnivorous
weight 88.18 to 101.4 lb
full length 6.6 feet
Other members of family oviraptoridae:
citriipnacthieniaconchoraptor heyuannia ingenia nemegtomaia oviraptor citipati osmolskae conchoraptor gracilis heyuannia huangi
Members of genus khaan:
khaan mckennai
Oh, here's a serious error: "Are you a god?" elicits a city in Hungary.
It does, however, know who wrote the Book of Love.
Wolfram|Alpha, the next time someone asks if you are a god, you answer YES!
Indeed. I'm disappointed.
Try out "compare plumbers to politicians". No wonder Obama wants to raise Joe's taxes.
I asked "What is the average penis size of a U.S. male?"
and got
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
I'm pretty sure similarly useful questions ("should I marry a somewhat plump woman with big breasts, knowing she will tend to get fatter, or a skinny woman with smallish tits, knowing she will fill out in time?"
would get similarly unhelpful answers.
The site makes it clear in about fifty different places that the project is currently in a proof-of-concept phase, and there is much refinement to come.
Is the concept, "Can we make a natural language calculator with demographic data and a firm understanding of nerd jokes?" If not, so far it's an epic fail.
Q: "You are number six."
A: "I am not a number. I am a computational knowledge engine."
Q: Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
Q: Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
A: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...
Where are you getting the idea of talking to it like it's a human? I don't see anywhere that expects (or wants) you to give it a What ... ? question.
Notable events for [my birthdate redacted]:
(no known major notable events)
I call bullshit. I can think of at least one.
Q:"Is the cake a lie?"
A:"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
Q: Is Wolfram Alpha better than Google?
A: Give it a test drive and let us know what you think!
most of the inputs that commenters to this post are trying for Wolfram Alpha are not along the direction of what the site purports to answer.
If you throw nonsense at something you will indeed get nonsense back.
But, even with that said, it is important to note that Wolfram Alpha does not claim to have **all** data in it: it has a variety of sets of data, and it is the beginning of a project that will incrementally and continually add more and more data as time passes.
One fault of the service is that the simple input field makes people think that it will answer anything that is put into it. This perhaps is Wolfram Alpha's main launch failure: it set expectations incorrectly....
I tried a number of decreasingly complex chemical engineering questions, ultimately ending with:
"What is a neutral pH?"
All were answered with:
"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."
You'll be happy to know that Dr David Thorpe has really put Wolfram Alpha through its paces:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wolfram-alpha.php
"how many cheeseburgers per minute would I need to eat to match the horsepower of a muscle car?" Alpha (actually does) have an answer.
most of the inputs that commenters to this post are trying for Wolfram Alpha are not along the direction of what the site purports to answer.
That's true of some, but it does know who invented the telephone, yet it can't come up with the inventor of devices that are named after the inventor. That's pretty sad.
It also chokes on "who discovered Newton's Laws?".
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Q: What is love?
A: "Lave" is a laguage spoken in Laos.
Q: How are you, gentlemen?
A: All your base are belong to us.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: The world may never know.
Q: Who put the straw in strawberry?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.
Q: Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two?
A: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.