Friday Funnies

America's top GM dealer

Comments

[Michelle]

Why'd he draw our house?

[Nooge]

Needs a pterodactyl.

[Team America]

Wow, this hurts.

Anybody have some Payne-killers?

[Art-P.O.G.]

Needs a pterodactyl.

Needs a crying Lady Liberty.

[Seer]

What is this, I don't even...

[High Every Body]

Ohhhh k.

For something actually funny from yesterday: http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2009/04/09/

[ed]

Ouch. I be needin' some Payne relief.

[Spoonman]

Is that the Federal Reserve? Mount Vernon? That government building in Romania that's the heaviest in the world?

[Taktix?]

Thud...

[Team America]

Friday Funnies are a Payne-in-the-ass,

[Team America]

Payne-as-you-go?

[Jordan]

As bad as the Friday Funnies are, the comments section is always ten times worse. We get it: you don't like the cartoon. You're so edgy.

[brotherben]

Have ya'll seen the new GM ads? They say that if you buy a new car and then lose your job, they will make your payments for a while to hope you out.

[Jordan]

Have ya'll seen the new GM ads? They say that if you buy a new car and then lose your job, they will make your payments for a while to hope you out.

Yeah, the desperation comes right through the radio. "Please for the love of God, buy our cars! We can't even give these pieces of shit away!" Fuck GM.

[Art-P.O.G.]

We get it: you don't like the cartoon. You're so edgy.

Come now, Jordan. Many of us are, in addition to being critics, artists and writers ourselves. I include myself in this group.

This puts many of us in the unique position of understanding the difficulty of the craft, you curmudgeon.

[Jordan]

This puts many of us in the unique position of understanding the difficulty of the craft, you curmudgeon.

Whatever. Most of the comments are practically carbon copies of each other, with the original one being along the lines of "Friday Funnies? More like Friday Unfunnies! Am I right guys?"

[phalkor]

"Friday Funnies? More like Friday Unfunnies! Am I right guys?"

LOL! Jordan you are so right! Thank you for keeping the Friday Funny discourse alive.

[dhex]

"Whatever. Most of the comments are practically carbon copies of each other, with the original one being along the lines of "Friday Funnies? More like Friday Unfunnies! Am I right guys?""

despite this, it's still funnier than the friday funnies.

ok a real joke for once:

the friday funnies walk into a bar. the bartender says "what is this supposed to be, some kinda joke?" and the friday funnies say "no, it's community service" and proceeds to disembowel itself, guts flowing all over the floor like so many unfunny sausages.

[JW Gacy]

ART-P.O.G. wins the pretentious fop award. I'd give him a round of applause, but I'd have to put down my snifter of brandy.

[Heinrich Schmerz]

@Jordon

Criticizing bad puns will make jor don' fall off.

[the innominate one]

Actually, I thought it was okay.

[Paul]

Come now, Jordan. Many of us are, in addition to being critics, artists and writers ourselves. I include myself in this group.

I'm an artist, musician, writer and part time composer too. I just don't get paid for my work, and no one listens to it or reads it.

[PapayaSF]

Check out the 1934 cartoon recently on Lucianne.com.

[Jewel]

I like it. The overhead lightbulb makes it.

[brotherben]

PapayaSF, Thanks. Excellant link.

[P Brooks]

It needs a "Buy a Cadillac, get a Bank!" sign.

[Mike Laursen]

I'm confused. Why are the words, "Certified Dealer", already etched in stone on the frieze of the government buildilng? What did the frieze say before they put up the small "GM" banner over part of it?

[Art-P.O.G.]

ART-P.O.G. wins the pretentious fop award.

I'm honored.

[Francesco Sinibaldi]

My love for you.

Sleep little
darling, and
always remember
the breath of
the sun and the
word of your
Princess....

Francesco Sinibaldi

[Dante\'s Peak]

It should have included, like in the bottom, a picture of a boat and it could have that captain who was taken hostage by pirates saying something like, "the real pirates are the US gov't!" and then maybe like a little bit away one of those Cuban floating cars and the guy in there is like, "Sorry GM, I won't buy one of your cars either, I just keep this one running!" and maybe it could show Cuba a little behind that with like a sign on Guantanamo that says "Out of Business" and to tie it all together, somebody looking at Guantanamo saying "Geez, this recession is sparing nobody" and then a plane taking a former prisoner back to Afghanistan and he is saying 'I will miss the cereal'

[nike shox]

is good