Roll Over, Beethoven!: Study Proves Rock Music Is Sex Music
Here's the latest in a never-ending series of poorly designed studies that prove nothing but manage to generate news stories and calls for government action:
In an unusual piece of research, investigators at the University of Pittsburgh graded the sexual aggressiveness of lyrics, using songs by popular artists on the US Billboard chart.
The lyrics were graded from the least to the most sexually degrading.
They then asked 711 students aged 15 to 16 at three local high schools about their music preferences and their sexual behaviour.
Overall, 31 percent of the teens had had intercourse.
But the rate was only 20.6 percent among those who had been least exposed to sexually degrading lyrics but 44.6 percent among those highly exposed to the most degrading lyrics.
This research barely makes out of the gate before breaking its leg. The use of the passive voice (least exposed to…highly exposed to…) suggests that the kids in the study are victims when in fact they are describing their musical preferences. That is, they're exposing themselves to different types of music. And apart from anything else, it seems highly likely that the kids who are most into sex are likely to be listening to more sexually "aggresive" or "degrading" music (defined as having "lyrics describing degrading sex tend to portray sex as expected, direct and uncomplicated").
Correlation doesn't imply causation, as even the lead researcher seems to acknowledge:
The study's lead author, Brian Primack, said music by itself was not the direct spark for sex but helped mould perception and was thus "likely to be a factor" in sexual development.
As for the call for government action, blame Canada this time:
"Government needs to help parents to regulate the industry," said Helen Ward, president of the Kids First Parents Association of Canada.
Curiously, the story trots out stats about teenage pregnancies and STDs, but doesn't provide trend lines.
More than 750,000 American teenagers become pregnant each year, giving the United States one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies in the rich world, according to figures quoted in the study. Nearly a quarter of all female teenagers in the United States have a sexually-transmitted disease.
Why no trend lines? Probably because they undercut the study's conclusions. Sex rates among high schoolers have been going down over a period of time when music (and every other aspect of popular culture) has been becoming more sexually explicit. High schoolers who report having ever had sex have dropped from 54 percent in 1991 to 47 percent in 2005. And teen pregnancies have declined over the same period as well.
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Clearly, this study shows that the mental image of someone licking the "lollipop" of the Mongoloidal 50 Cent has turned our nation's teenagers off the whole idea of sex. His music should replace abstienence education courses.
High schoolers who report having ever had sex have dropped from 54 percent in 1991 to 47 percent in 2005. And teen pregnancies have declined over the same period as well.
But, but, but ...
Rainbow Parties!
*whew, that was close*
That's correct isn't it ... or have I been doing it wrong?
That's correct isn't it ... or have I been doing it wrong?
You've been doing it less fun.
Nearly a quarter of all female teenagers in the United States have a sexually-transmitted disease.
This figure includes HPV and is a common bullshit statistic that tries to put an image in people's heads of one in four teenage girls contracting syphilis and AIDS. Mendacious fucks.
That is, they're exposing themselves to different types
You should have stopped right there.
If it wasn't for me there would only be one tenth the Ph.D.s in this country.
Nearly a quarter of all female teenagers in the United States have a sexually-transmitted disease.
Word, Epi. And notice they can throw college freshman and some sophomores into that demographic as well. Everyone knows those skanks are diseased at alarmingly high rates.
Because getting chlamydia is a great way to break-up with that idiot high school boyfriend.
You've been doing it less fun.
I can see maybe unexpected being fun but what's more fun about indirect or complicated?
Dr. Zorders: Jerri, I have some bad news. You have syphilis.
Jerri: No!
Dr. Zorders: Not only that, it appears your syphilis is infested with crabs that are carrying gonorrhea. Don't you use condoms?
Jerri: Look, doc, I go all natural. That's why my prices are so high.
Dr. Zorders: That's pretty irresponsible. But, thanks to Penicillin, there's no need to act responsible. Penicillin is nature's condom!
Elise was a dirty little slut.
I can see maybe unexpected being fun but what's more fun about indirect or complicated?
I think they are talkin' about butt sex, or as the French call it le buttsex.
Rainbow Parties!
Rainbow parties don't make people pregnant, silly. If anything, they REDUCE the level of teen pregnancies due to the spermicidal properties of modern lipstick.
If it wasn't for me there would only be one tenth the Ph.D.s in this country the world.
I read this, then I imagine teen-aged boys reading it, and I can reach only one conclusion. They'll be playing the sex-inducing music to girls exclusively from now on.
They then asked 711 students aged 15 to 16 at three local high schools about their music fast food preferences and their sexual behaviour.
Overall, 31 percent of the teens had had intercourse.
But the rate was only 20.6 percent among those who had been least exposed to sexually degrading lyrics salads but 44.6 percent among those highly exposed to the most degrading lyrics Big Macs™ and Whoppers™.
ZOMG! Hamburgers are impregnating our children!
We want government to help raise our kids!
How about fuck your kids. You should have aborted them and never had them.
I'm in favor of abortion until the 300th trimester.
I think they are talkin' about butt sex, or as the French call it le buttsex.
I use the more general definition of sex, not the Clinton revised version.
Much as Canada regulates how much canadian content radio stations must play, perhaps US stations should be forced to ensure that some percentage of songs portray sex as a passionless act carried out by long-married couples solely to prevent them from killing each other.
Abdul - a guy I knew who was into rap told me 50 Cent had developed a posse of rappers for his label, and said they were the worst he ever heard. Kind of like Fred Durst helping a bunch of bands get signed, and the best of them - the best of them - was Puddle of Mudd.
Also, if you ever played GTA III: San Andreas, the buffoonish character OG Loc was ostensibly based on 50 Cent.
Back OT: It's a good thing that previous to rock, musicians never wrote suggestive song titles or lyrics. That would have been a disaster.
kilroy,
You need to recognize Clinton for the sexual pioneer he actually was. Oral sex isn't sex anymore. Think of the mind games you can play on Catholic girls alone. Imagine the glottal possibilities!
(By the way, would vagina cigars be banned under the upcoming FDA guidelines for flavored tobaccos?)
No doubt, sit back on the couch
Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out
Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth
Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out
MMMM, ME LIKEY THE WOMEN IN THE PICTURE, ESPECIALLY THE BITCH SITTING DOWN. MAKES THE URKOBOLD ALL AWASH IN JUNE CLEAVER LUST. THE URKOBOLD BETS THEY ALL OWN PEARL NECKLACES AND KEEP THEIR HOMES SPOTLESSLY CLEAN. OH, YEAH.
"They then asked 711 students aged 15 to 16 at three local high schools about their music preferences and their sexual behaviour.
Overall, 31 percent of the teens had had intercourse.
But the rate was only 20.6 percent among those who had been least exposed to sexually degrading lyrics but 44.6 percent among those highly exposed to the most degrading lyrics."
Causality could never go the other way. It could never be that the kids who are more sexually active are more likly to be the kids who rebel and listen to raunchy music. never. It has to be that all of these otherwise leave it to beaver kids are being corrupted by that vile negro music. Yeah, that is solid science.
Tipper always looked like a mad queefer to me. Just a steady stream of them.
Like fucking mud with a boot.
Teen pregnancy rates are going down because children are choosing more and more to have intercourse with members of the SAME SEX! You see, being a homosexual has been becoming more and more popular, and the more acceptable our society tells them it is...
Somehow I doubt the Clinton definition of sex applies to us all, especially in court. I'd give him more props if he'd just stood up and said he'd skull fucked the bitch.
If the president wants to turn out a new piece of intern ass everyday that's fine by me, as long as he's paying his own tab.
I haven't actually seen the vagina cigar business anywhere, which I find very odd and vaguely disturbing. The must be some tobacco reselling prohibition that's keeping the enterprise down.
Can I get that stitched on a pillow?
Like fucking mud with a boot.
Well, you would know.
"High schoolers who report having ever had sex have dropped from 54 percent in 1991 to 47 percent in 2005. And teen pregnancies have declined over the same period as well."
Why is this a good thing? Teens should not only be having sex, they should be filming themselves while they're having it and post the video on the web.
I can see maybe unexpected being fun but what's more fun about indirect or complicated?
Betcha they want all sex to be an indirect way to encourage marriage and complicated by a ban on birth control.
It's for the children.
Overall, 31 percent of the teens had had intercourse.
Overall, 31 percent of the teens claimed they had had intercourse.
High schoolers who report having ever had sex have dropped from 54 percent in 1991
Back in the 60s, when I was in high school, the ratio was right at 50%. All of the boys and none of the girls.
Why no trend lines?
They sunbathe in the nude. Duh.
I just wish those women would stop giving their diseases to me and keep them to themselves. Just like their second-hand smoke.
"I can see maybe unexpected being fun but what's more fun about indirect or complicated?"
I'm inclined to agree. I dated a woman that wanted to play Dress-up Naughty Nurse and all I could think of was -- I gotta act? But I just want to eat your pussy. How fuckbook cliche'.
Back in the 60s, when I was in high school, the ratio was right at 50%. All of the boys and none of the girls.
That sounds like a beautiful and enlightned generation.
Yeah, but a full third of those occurred in Burien, Wa. So...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC
Yay! A link on an image! What a wonderful development!
Now if we can only get you guys to start using the alt-text. (See XKCD for true mastery of the alt-text.)
I have no idea why people would trust teenagers about anything, much less their sexual history.
Boston,
My urologist keeps asking me the same thing.
So, what music does Bristol Palin listen to?
I'll bet they could correlate frequency of intercourse with all sorts of things: possession of a car, a job, member of a sports team, taking certain classes, wearing designer clothes, being a Young Republican or a Green Party activist, latch key kid, minute knowledge of Star Wars trivia, etc. etc.
"minute knowledge of Star Wars trivia"
I am thinking that is going to be in the "strong negative" catagory.
Yeah, but of the imaginably few women who fit in that category, it's probably a strong positive, regardless of their (lack of) looks as long as the motivation is there, lol.
I can just imagine schools forcing students to listen to rock music with explicit lyrics
Good thing they didn't do this study in New Zealand, what with their lyrics of "pulsating caverns".
studies that prove nothing but manage to generate news stories
And blogs! Don't bite the hand that...you know.
Are the taxpayers of Pennsylvania funding this horseshit? If so, they ought to be asking for their money back.
Frank Zappa is rolling in his grave.
More than 750,000 American teenagers become pregnant each year, giving the United States one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies in the rich world,
Bug, or feature? If this is the way we avoid going into a demographic death spiral like much of the rest of the "rich world", then it strikes me as, on net, a feature.
MILFs!!
I may disagree vehemently with their puritan ways, but I would definitely form babby with 'em...
...the highest rates of teenage pregnancies in the rich world...
R C Dean | March 4, 2009, 5:41pm | #
Bug, or feature?
I dunno! Low-life trailer-trash reproducing like cockroaches...spawning uneducated saggers...how can that not be good for the republic?
OMG! Teenage sex causes you to listen to rock music!
Nearly a quarter of all female teenagers in the United States have a sexually-transmitted disease.
So you're telling me it's not such a good idea to pick up a new teenaged chick and bang her in the back of my SUV every week?
Wow. Usually my alma mater waits until the Sweet 16 to embarrass me.
Clearly, this study shows that the mental image of someone licking the "lollipop" of the Mongoloidal 50 Cent has turned our nation's teenagers off the whole idea of sex. His music should replace abstienence education courses.
Lollipop is by Lil Wayne, not 50 Cent