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Santa Needs a Bailout

Radley Balko | 12.24.2008 10:05 AM

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Radley Balko is a journalist at The Washington Post.

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  1. ed   17 years ago

    Most excellent satire. Thanks.

  2. jtuf   17 years ago

    A brilliant video. Happy Holidays y'all.

  3. Dello   17 years ago

    Thank Gore for the internet! Without which we never would have seen this.

  4. Brian Courts   17 years ago

    Heh. Gotta love the kid asking Santa to make "Subway stop the $5 foot-long ads." Certainly near the top of my wish-list as well.

  5. leftiti   17 years ago

    No bailout for this fat capitalist pig.
    Santa's Helper? Hah, that's surely his "niece" and I'm not ready to pay for nooky in the back of the sled.

  6. thoreau   17 years ago

    Awesome.

  7. Jacob   17 years ago

    Holy crap, that was actually funny. "Futbol. Futbol. Futbol. For the Tijuana Drug Cartel to return my little brother."

    Awesome

  8. BoscoH   17 years ago

    Santa's helper is H-O-T!

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