Santa Needs a Bailout

Radley Balko | 12.24.2008 10:05 AM

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ed 18 years ago

Most excellent satire. Thanks.
jtuf 18 years ago

A brilliant video. Happy Holidays y'all.
Dello 18 years ago

Thank Gore for the internet! Without which we never would have seen this.
Brian Courts 18 years ago

Heh. Gotta love the kid asking Santa to make "Subway stop the $5 foot-long ads." Certainly near the top of my wish-list as well.
leftiti 18 years ago

No bailout for this fat capitalist pig.
Santa's Helper? Hah, that's surely his "niece" and I'm not ready to pay for nooky in the back of the sled.
thoreau 18 years ago

Awesome.
Jacob 18 years ago

Holy crap, that was actually funny. "Futbol. Futbol. Futbol. For the Tijuana Drug Cartel to return my little brother."

Awesome
BoscoH 18 years ago

Santa's helper is H-O-T!

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