Why Is Emeril Lagasse on McCain's VP Short List? Wait, That Just Might Work…

Nick Gillespie | 8.29.2008 6:55 AM

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SIV 17 years ago

If this is the Friday Funnies I'll rate it "well above average".
smacky 17 years ago

"That's So Raven!/McCain '08"

I will volunteer to make this happen.
dhex 17 years ago

they could save money by firing the friday "funnies" people - who are no doubt nice folk who love their families and puppies and whatnot - and just getting random blogger hilarity like this for free.
sleeper 17 years ago

"He's Newt F'in Gingrich, bitch!!!"

Really great!
mk 17 years ago

Man, I can't wait to see the wacky hijinx that will happen when Raven is VP.

Like Raven accidentally said she would go to the senior prom with both the ambassador from Russia and the ambassador from Georgia. Uh-oh! What is she gonna do?
Pro Libertate 17 years ago

McCain/Lagasse, eh? Think of what Emeril's excellent cooking abilities could bring to the table? Peace through better cuisine!
Dagny T. 17 years ago

Looks like it's Palin.

...too bad, McCain. I know that thing about the oval office painted in blood, entrails and paprika was a secret turn-on.
The Wine Commonsewer 17 years ago

she might get pissy when I kill the Eskiomos for their oil

Great stuff.

BAM! He went with her anyway.
Pro Libertate 17 years ago

Oh, you said pissy. I was wondering where this was going.
Jonathan Hohensee 17 years ago

Man, I can't wait to see the wacky hijinx that will happen when Raven is VP.

Like Raven accidentally said she would go to the senior prom with both the ambassador from Russia and the ambassador from Georgia. Uh-oh! What is she gonna do?

Oh, please, it's easy, just take them both but make sure that they don't see each other!
What could possibly go wrong?

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