Brickbats

Caught Flatfooted

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The good news is that police arrived very quickly when Coleford, England, resident Max Foster called to report that three youths were riding his moped late one night. The bad news is that they just watched them speed away with the moped once they arrived. Police said they couldn't chase them because the thieves weren't wearing helmets, and they could be held liable if one crashed and hurt himself.