A Very Special Episode of Red Eye

Kerry Howley | 4.28.2008 3:50 PM

Red Eye's 300th episode, God help us, airs tonight at 3am EST. Come to watch me, stay to watch Chuck Schumer's niece.

Start your day with Reason. Get a daily brief of the most important stories and trends every weekday morning when you subscribe to Reason Roundup.

NEXT: If You Must Have a Failing Organ, Don't Go Taking Legal Pain Medication!

Hide Comments (13)

Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.

Jennifer 17 years ago

No, Kerry, no! Don't agree to be on a "very special" episode of anything. They all lead to tragedy. You'll either be kidnapped, attacked, molested, put at risk of drug addiction, talked into shoplifting or enticed to cheat on The Big Test because peer pressure will make you think the Cool Kids will like you if you do. But if they really liked you, they wouldn't do that. Don't you understand?

Dammmit, your boss is old enough to remember 1980s sitcoms. Why didn't he warn you about this?
NP 17 years ago

I don't know what to make of the come-hither insinuation of this post, but anyway congrats on your participation in this historic event.
Warty 17 years ago

kidnapped, attacked, molested, put at risk of drug addiction

Well, now, there goes the ol' imagination a-workin'. Mmmm, Kerry in distress...
BakedPenguin 17 years ago

Jennifer - you forgot "get pregnant". Of course, if that happens, we might see if Dan T.'s prediction comes true.
melky 17 years ago

Kerry Howley

She's like a hot editorial tootsie pop--Lick the hard exterior to get to the chewy center---

mmmmm
twistedmerkin 17 years ago

Wow. This deteriorated quickly. Bravo!
Cool Cal 17 years ago

I really hope that there is some Alex P. Keaton thing at work with Amy Schumer, and that she might turn out to be a little less of a crypto-socialist douche than her father ... sorry.
Danny 17 years ago

"Come to watch me, stay to watch Chuck Schumer's niece."

Check.
And check.

*Cat calls*
Episiarch 17 years ago

Kerry, if you insult Chuck while his niece is on, we all win. Please.
J sub D 17 years ago

Of course, if that happens, we might see if Dan T.'s prediction comes true.

I miss Dan T. Unlike Kneel, Dan T. actually posted something funny or narginally intelligent once in a while.

Dan T, If you're out there, drop in and say HI.
BakedPenguin 17 years ago

J sub D - while I wouldn't go so far as to say I miss Dan T, he is far preferable to Kneel, Edward, etal.
Brian Sorgatz 17 years ago

I doubt that anybody's niece could hold a candle to you, Kerry.
Jack 17 years ago

I second Episiarch!

Please log in to post comments

A Very Special Episode of Red Eye

Latest

Defending Student Deportations, Marco Rubio Equates Writing an Anti-Israel Op-Ed With Starting a Riot

Peter Navarro Says Tariffs Will Be a $6 Trillion Tax Increase, but Also a Tax Cut

The Best Thing About the Proposed California Initiative Named After Luigi Mangione Is the Title

Who Is the 'Top Missile Guy' the U.S. Killed in Yemen?

Don't Count on Quitting Social Media To Make Your Life Better

Recommended

Login Form