Friday Fun Link: Haiku Day Edition

In North Korea
Sex is really fantastic
Or so says this clip:

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[Cab]

others’ proclivities
in a haiku post to boot
the floodgates open

[Mike Laursen]

I’d run right out and have me some free, dialectic sex, but I’m too busy right now having an epileptic seizure.

[Cab]

six instead of five
syllables in the first line
my apologies

[Pro Libertate]

Four thousand dollars.
Nothing to do this evening.
A governor resigns.

[Brian Sorgatz]

It will either give you a seizure or hypnotize you to communism.

Why do North Koreans have such great sex? It’s the only way to distract themselves from the fact that they live in North Korea. For their sake, I only hope that this propaganda is true.

[highnumber]

What is wrong with you?
Can’t you write one damn haiku
for Jesse’s themed post?

[Pro Libertate]

Cab,

It’s actually okay in haiku to fudge a syllable or two. WHAT ISN’T PERMITTED ARE HAIKUS IN ENGLISH! WAKARIMASU KA, GAIJIN?

[Aresen]

In the office
Strong streaming filters
Frustration screams aloud

A click of temptation
A desperate pause
The RED SCREEN OF DEATH

[Pro Libertate]

You have red screens of death in Canada, Aresen? Funny, ours are blue.

[Cab]

sumimasen

[Brian Sorgatz]

The great Kim Jong-il
Does not have bowel movements
Ah, so full of shit

[Pro Libertate]

Reason Magazine.
For free markets and free minds.
Jacket by Eddie Bauer.

[Warty]

Writing in prose form
will be punished severely.
Abandon all hope.

[Art-P.O.G.]

The premise is wrong
Kim Jong Il does defecate
Pure comedy gold

[Brian Sorgatz]

Writing in prose form
Is a victimless action,
Libertarian

[Art-P.O.G.]

Before you go down
You should probably ask her
If she has herpes

…I’m sorry, I’m just having fun

[Justin Slotman]

Why is March fourteen
Haiku day? Need answer STAT–
damn’d Google fails me

[Timothy]

North Korea sex
looks like bad email spam
Only $9.95

[Ska]

Bibimba, kim chi
Another delicacy
Tasty Asian girls

[Episiarch]

Yes, I’m so rone-ry
Yet I have many cartoons
Kidnap Shin Sang-ok

[Brian Sorgatz]

North Korea has
Equality of gender
Everyone is poor

[Art-P.O.G.]

“cunnilingis” is
too many syllables for
5-7-5 haiku

[Guy in the back row]

Jessie Ventura
Either beacch or the white house?
All hail to the chief!

[Art-P.O.G.]

*cunnilingus. damn typos.

[highnumber]

This started last year
on Friday March the 16th.
sage is the keeper.

Hey Justin Slotman,
That is sort of the origin.
Does that info help?

[guy in the back row]

Kristen’s myspace page
Now bookmearked by Kim Jong-Il
too bad, outta cash.

[guy in the back row]

i hate when typos
creep into posts that I write
typing too damn fast!

[bside]

in north korea
fucking your wife is free, but
you pay. you still pay.

[sage]

Hey Justin, check this
The blog posts from that day are
Most rich in haiku

[NoStar]

I think I see where the Revrund Sun Myung Moon was coming from when he came out against “Free Sex”.

Dear Leader and Sun Stars Moon are the flip sides of the same bat shit crazy coin.

[Episiarch]

Eliot Spitzer
Turn that frown upside down, man
Penthouse is first up

[math ass]

haiku day is now
three plus forteen is seventeen
ain’t i the smartest?

[guy in the back row]

Is Silva Spitzer
next to be nude in Penthouse?
Elliot shares all

[guy in the back row]

Is a haiku day
a good reason to stay late?
Hey, everyone drink!

[highnumber]

Don’t stay late at work
Go home to your family
or they might leave you

[Basho]

Why is Haiku al-
ways so hard? Whereas Kim Jong-
il is my bee-ach.

[Art-P.O.G.]

dialectic heterosexuality?

So I’m to assume they teach cunnilingus in state school in N. Korea?

[Aresen]

Pro Libertate | March 14, 2008, 4:36pm | #

You have red screens of death in Canada, Aresen? Funny, ours are blue.

We get the blue screen when Microsoft screws up.

The Red Screen of Death is when my employer’s System Administrator decides I have tried to access a site with inappropriate content.

[M]

inappropriate
c?ntent, or cont?nt
inappropriate?

[Yoshi]

I got you haiku
Right here you ignorant tool
Tacos rock my world

[patrick]

Dirty, dirty whores
PRK ASAP
Need to get me some

[LatexSolarBeef]

ain’t sure how to haiku
but that same guy did
“Operation Nukorea”

[Rick Barton]

Dear North Koreans
Don’t fuck for the state
Fuck the state

[Rick Barton]

!Friday New Wave Link!

“There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects.
It’s amazing we communicate at all…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwBjOhDAVk

[Jennifer]

Western woman here
never wanna fuck again
Kim Jong-Il thoughts–yuck.

[Fritz]

Capitalism
Gave Kim the knowledge needed
To talk about sex!

[Monkey]

retarded clip.

[Neu Mejican]

Shouldn’t it be Hyangga day?

[twv]

Dildoes may be the
One product communism
Makes efficiently.

Hungry? Unfulfilled?
Whittle something practical
For the Missus Kim.

[VM]

good call, Rick!

for dialect fans Der Pate by Tramitz et al 🙂

[mediageek]

Vice, the magazine
Went into North Korea
Video is here.