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Does Lalo Schifrin Know They're Using His Music For This?

Jesse Walker | 1.18.2008 7:30 AM

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  1. Here comes The Bishop. But it   17 years ago

    Insert something about churches and their treatment under tax code immediately below.

  2. Bronwyn   17 years ago

    All those words! No matter how hard you listen, though, the fact remains that he said nothing at all.

  3. Dave Krueger   17 years ago

    Most of the people I see kicking Tom Cruise around for his goofy religious beliefs have religious beliefs that are just as goofy. And just like Tom, they think their goofy beliefs are perfectly rational.

  4. Nutter   17 years ago

    At least the Scientologists haven't bullied their way on to our money.

  5. woofyman   17 years ago

    Most of the people I see kicking Tom Cruise around for his goofy religious beliefs have religious beliefs that are just as goofy. And just like Tom, they think their goofy beliefs are perfectly rational.

    Exactly.

  6. brotherben   17 years ago

    "we have no time for spectatorism"

    says the guy that gets 25 million dollars per shitty movie expecting us to pay to be spectators?

    Carlin was wrong. He should be prayin to Tom the Most Holy.

  7. stephen the goldberger   17 years ago

    Most of the people I see kicking Tom Cruise around for his goofy religious beliefs have religious beliefs that are just as goofy. And just like Tom, they think their goofy beliefs are perfectly rational.

    Is any of the morality scientology teaches as crazy as the idea that you cannot use birth control as in the catholic church?

    The issue I have with scientology is not so much what they believe, but the way their religion structually is set up. You are either in or you are out. And if you try to get out you will be harassed and vilified. You will be threatened. That combined with their intense secrecy makes them a little scarier than most religions which enable the free flow of human beings in and out.

  8. stubby   17 years ago

    No, Goldberger, it makes them a lot scarier than most religions. It makes them a cult.

  9. Tom Walls   17 years ago

    I've downloaded a lot of cool soundtracks (Schifrin, Morricone, Umiliani and many others - good Brazilian stuff too) from this site:

    http://itscomingoutofyourspeaker.blogspot.com/

    Just go back through their archives.

    Sorry, jackanapenestrians, this isn't for you.

    Tom

  10. Mojotron   17 years ago

    Does Lalo Schifrin Know They're Using His Music For This?

    You probably weren't serious about that question, but from a Metafilter thread about this same clip:

    Just to clarify, that's not the Mission Impossible theme, written by my distant cousin, Lalo Schifrin. That's the "We didn't want to pay for the Mission Impossible Theme, and therefore are going to play an identical piece of music that changes a few notes to avoid copyright infringement" theme.

  11. Dave Krueger   17 years ago

    After reviewing every detail of my entire life, I have determined that cults have had comparartively little influence compared to the control wielded by the mainstream religions. That doesn't make cults better, but it does make them less scary.

    Hell, I thought all religions started life as a cult. In fact, I thought mainstream religions invented the word "cult" as a means to disparage the competition in it's infancy, before it becomes a real threat...

  12. drawnasunder   17 years ago

    Multi-level marketing.

    All the jargon, up-with-people-ism, numbers-touting, and emphasis on outreach is classic pyramid scheme boosterism: the bottom will fall out eventually and the organization will flounder. More of this stuff coming out will definitely coincide with its collapse. Not saying its happening now, in this round, but this is how it will start. They can't bear the scrutiny, which is why they are so secretive.

    And, the more they rely on a single, living figurehead (especially a whacko like Cruise), the more fragile their organization is.

  13. drawnasunder   17 years ago

    Founder, not flounder. (Though it could flounder too, but more likely sole or perch.)

  14. penxv   17 years ago

    Tom Cruise should have a reality tv show.

  15. Brian Sorgatz   17 years ago

    I happen to like Tom Cruise in Minority Report, but the Scientology thing is still creepy.

  16. shecky   17 years ago

    Founder, not flounder. (Though it could flounder too, but more likely sole or perch.)

    Interestingly, founder and flounder offer very similar, even interchangeable, meanings when used as a verb. I've wondered if misuse of one led to common accepted use, or if they've "always" been that way.

  17. Goldwater Girl   17 years ago

    Hell, I thought all religions started life as a cult.

    David Milch once said, "The difference between a cult and faith is time."

    (The link is to his most recent lectures on writing.)

    On a lark, my darling visited the Church of $cientology in DC many years ago, just to see what kind of craziness they had going on. After an initial greeting, he was taken into an office for the hard sell, and at some point they got wise to his bs. It wasn't long before two very large uniformed security officers (for lack of a better term) came in and escorted him (roughly) right the fuck out.

    Wild and woolly, man!

  18. Mr. Phelps   17 years ago

    Fuck Tom Cruise.

  19. not quite, shecky   17 years ago

    http://www.answers.com/topic/founder?cat=biz-fin

  20. J sub D   17 years ago

    No, Goldberger, it makes them a lot scarier than most religions. It makes them a cult.

    In the '70s an immature young man, lacking social skills and self confidence worked for me. I watched in silence as he was indoctrinated by Scientology. That was so difficult to do, but I was legally and morally obligated to avoid confronting him on the subject. I don't know if it's standard indoctrination procedure for these cultists to use sleep deprivation as a tool, but they did in this case.

    Some of you may have been faced with this dilemma, I was at a loss and to this day don't know if I did the right thing (watch, cringe and shake my head). After all, I hold the first amendment as the most important words ever written. I had to write extremely derogatory performance evaluations on the man but was unable to mention the reason he was such an incompetent worker, a drag on the the whole division, a social outcast.

    Scientology was [expletive deleted]ing this mans life and mind up, and I got to witness the processes progression daily.

    In summary, based on personal experience, the cult of scientology is a cannibalistic group of brainwashers, they prey on the young, the mentally weak, and socially inept. Sue me, you whackjob, idiotic, pretentious fools, who have contributed less than nothing to human society or happiness.

  21. J sub D   17 years ago

    After reviewing every detail of my entire life, I have determined that cults have had comparartively little influence compared to the control wielded by the mainstream religions. That doesn't make cults better, but it does make them less scary.

    I take you don't live in Utah. 😉

  22. Christopher Monnier   17 years ago

    Is all this Tom Cruise/Scientology stuff like a big viral promotion for some movie that makes fun of Scientology? Ironically, that video reminded me of the unconventional promotions Cruise shot for the movie Magnolia.

  23. Bronwyn   17 years ago

    By the by, Scott Bateman has animated the video to amusing effect.

  24. dhex   17 years ago

    having done the tour of the times square headquarters a few years back, and endured a really boring videotape as well as a somewhat creepy (i guess, if you're a dork) lady doing the whole "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK AAAABOUT" routine (with the staring and whatnot) i find a lot of the ZOMG scary scientology talk absolutely absurd.

    if you have no spine, maybe, sure. and expensive, no doubt.

    on the other hand, i don't see why this would keep anyone from laughing at tom and his creepy laugh.

  25. mk   17 years ago

    "I canceled them from my area".

    Man, I would love to see that become the "Where's the beef?" of 2008.

  26. mk   17 years ago

    Also, I would like to thank Tom for giving me an excuse not to pull over and help people who have had an accident. "Sorry, I would love to stop and help you, but I am not a 'Clear' and so am not able to help you"

  27. JNR   17 years ago

    Being an active member of the LDS faith (mormon), these kinds of videos are always weird for me. I went on a church proselyting mission to Canada and met all manner of people with all manner of objections to the LDS message, and many who consider my faith to be a cult orders of magnitude more terrible than anything on the planet.

    I found that many of them had gotten their information from folks whose only intent was to damage and destroy the church by any means possible. Most often the means amounted to absurd distortions of apocryphal information. Other times they were total fabrications. A few actually had theological objections, but even they tended to lean on the fabricated stuff.

    Because of that experience, I'm always wary of 'anti' material for any group. I prefer to go to the group's own documentation, as I often encouraged people to do concerning my own faith.

    So when it came to Scientology, I tried to ignore the outcry from former, possibly angry members. But I was curious, so I went to the source and obtained as many official documents as I could.

    I read those documents, and they're all pretty consistent, and they all point to the same conclusion: Scientology is totally, savagely insane.

    This is coming from a guy who is an active and faithful mormon. Yes, I'm quite aware of how absurd some of my own beliefs appear to others. I'm okay with that, and I don't assert any moral, theological or intellectual superiority because of my beliefs. They are mine, and they are personal. Even on my mission I only invited people to listen (I was not a pushy missionary, though many sadly are), and respected them if they weren't interested. I would never entertain the idea of suing or otherwise harassing someone antagonistic to my beliefs (although they have certainly harassed us).

    But that is exactly what Scientology does, and why it is far more vilified in media than your traditional mainstream groups. Oppressive as they may be, they are rarely (in modern times) coercive. Like stephen the goldberger pointed out, the Catholic church forbids birth control, but it's pretty obvious that only the most devout Catholics care about this and nobody gets severely censured for disregarding the injunction. Besides, excommunication from any of the major western faiths is quite innocuous compared to being labeled an "SP" in Scientology.

    When you leave Scientology under heated circumstances, they put you on their hate list. I don't know of any other group that does that.

    BTW, I'm a mormon, a libertarian, and it'll be a cold day in hell before I vote for Romney.

    And Utah isn't too bad...just don't drink the kool-aid. 😉

  28. prolefeed   17 years ago

    David Milch once said, "The difference between a cult and faith is time."

    There isn't a difference. "Cult" is just a pejorative way of describing someone else's "faith". Tom Cruise's faith/cult leads to this scary intensity that he's channeled into a productive use as an actor.

    I have some real problems with the coercive aspects of Scientology, especially how they abuse people who try to leave, but OTOH more mainstream faith/cults like Protestantism/Catholicism/Mormonism threaten apostates with excommunication -- a threat to spend eternity in Hell, which I assume is like a hotter version of our state legislature's committee hearings -- so the difference lies in physical versus psychological threats.

  29. JNR   17 years ago

    prolefeed - the threat to spend eternity in hell renders itself pretty ineffective if the 'ex'd' no longer believes in that institutions version of hell (which they usually don't). I think for most excommunicated persons the psychological threat is temporary at worst.

  30. Franklin Harris   17 years ago

    Tom Cruise should have a reality tv show.

    My favorite part of the video is when Cruise says Scientologists create their own reality. You know, just like the Bush administration.

  31. mk   17 years ago

    And Utah isn't too bad...just don't drink the kool-aid. 😉

    I have relatives in Utah. I quite like the place, but that may just be because I don't have to live there.

    The libertarian party tends to get a pretty decent number of votes in Utah relative to other states. Are those votes protest votes? That has always been my impression. The people I know who live there have always been open to considering all sorts of different candidates as they always knew that the person who would carry the state would be someone they abhorred.
    Knowing for certain that your vote will not count really opens up one's options.

  32. prolefeed   17 years ago

    JNR -- As an active, unfaithful Mormon, I was curious about what you mean by "don't drink the Kool-Aid" -- are you referring to the unlibertarian aspects of the LDS church, or were you being wry?

    And how do you square being "active" and "faithful" and "libertarian"? It seems that you can only do at most 2 out 3 of those without willfully turning a blind eye.

    But maybe that's just me.

    Still trying to figure out how to teach lesson #2 from the teachings of Joseph Smith this Sunday in Elder's Quorum, given the injunction in the introduction "If the discussion ... becomes speculative or contentious, redirect the discussion". Heck, that's my goal -- to get the class members to think critically and independently.

  33. prolefeed   17 years ago

    mk -- the Rocky Mountain states are all pretty libertarian relative to the rest of the country, though Utah might have an anti-LDS-authoritarianism backlash on top of that.

  34. JNR   17 years ago

    I was mostly being wry about the Kool-aid comment, but I definitely object to the non-libertarian views perpetuated by some members of the LDS community.

    prolefeed--
    And how do you square being "active" and "faithful" and "libertarian"? It seems that you can only do at most 2 out 3 of those without willfully turning a blind eye.

    But maybe that's just me.

    Maybe so, and maybe I'm a freak in my own community, but my libertarian ideals are a natural extension of my beliefs. I'm libertarian because of what I believe, religiously speaking.

    I am curious, to what should I be turning a blind eye?

    Still trying to figure out how to teach lesson #2 from the teachings of Joseph Smith this Sunday in Elder's Quorum, given the injunction in the introduction "If the discussion ... becomes speculative or contentious, redirect the discussion". Heck, that's my goal -- to get the class members to think critically and independently.

    I don't think that's an injunction against critical, independent discussion at all. In fact, I think that's probably a reference to the crazy guy in the back who likes to say stuff like 'Yoda is like God' or whatever just to rile people up.

    But then again, I teach the ten-year olds.

  35. TrickyVic   17 years ago

    I like Tom Cruise in that movie where he plays the cocky young guy.

  36. prolefeed   17 years ago

    I am curious, to what should I be turning a blind eye?

    You shouldn't be turning a blind eye to anything -- especially the admonitions of General Authorities to blindly follow whatever advice you're given by Church authorities without asking if what they're saying squares with your perception of reality or scripture.

    Elder Bednar's General Conference talk about a year ago, "Quick to Observe" in particular stuck in my craw.

    My point is that being utterly faithful and libertarian appears to be mutually contradictory. Perhaps I'm misguided, and you could point out the fallacy therein.

  37. JNR   17 years ago

    Elder Bednar's General Conference talk about a year ago, "Quick to Observe" in particular stuck in my craw.

    I remember that one. I just re-read it again so I can understand where you're coming from. It was a very bold talk. Since I don't know Elder Bednar personally, I can only assume that he wanted to speak as plainly as possible about the principle of obedience. I agree that some of his plain speech lends itself to some uncomfortable interpretations, but I don't think it was intention. Without debating the finer points of the principle of obedience, I don't see anything in Elder Bednar's talk that says you can't question or be concerned about counsel you receive.

    Maybe this is just me again, but I really believe that all the church doctrine supports, even demands careful consideration of every counsel. I don't believe that being 'quick to observe' precludes me from acquiring personal confirmation on any matter.

    My point is that being utterly faithful and libertarian appears to be mutually contradictory. Perhaps I'm misguided, and you could point out the fallacy therein.

    I think we just have different definitions of faith. If I understand correctly, your definition of faith is an unquestioning, blind faith. I used the term merely to denote that I believe in the principles of the church doctrine, but I also don't believe everything I hear/read at first gasp.

    For me, my faith is a constant process, and I am constantly re-evaluating it, because the one thing I am sure of is that I can not be possibly be sure of everything.

    ....well I think we've succesfully derailed the comment thread. Prolefeed, if you wish to continue our discussion, you're more than welcome to email me. (check the email in my username)

  38. TrickyVic   17 years ago

    I wonder how many Scientologist know L. Ron Hubbard was a sci fi writer. I heard rumors that he bet Asimov that he could write a book that would start a religion. Anyone know if that's been debunked?

    L. Ron Hoover, and the first church of Appliantology.

  39. Thomas Paine\'s Goiter   17 years ago

    Soooo, LDS, created by a dude that read special tablets in the dark that no one else could read? k.

    ----------

    Matt Welch is a vile racist.

  40. prolefeed   17 years ago

    JNR -- Thanks for your helpful comments. I think you answered my questions. I can't figure out how to get email addresses from the red handles above posts -- when I click on one of them, I get this error message: "Could not perform this operation because the default mail client is not properly installed."

    If you want to chat more about the LDS Church v. libertarianism, I'm at jhenshaw@hawaii.rr.com.

    Aloha, and my apologies to everyone else for cluttering up the thread with OT comments.

  41. Jim Walsh   17 years ago

    But seriously - how much credence can you give a religion that thinks it's a good idea having Kirstie Alley in the fold...

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